The UCTF Staff


The Front Office

The President

Jeice - Jeice was rushed into the UCTF presidential office by Capsule Corporation, after the Vegeta era suddenly ended. The former president of the UCTF was killed in a horrific battle that almost claimed Anime City entirely. Jeice is no stranger to success, winning multiple tag team titles and a former two time Anime Champion. He was also a temporary president for the now defunct EWA. Fitting into his new shoes will be hard, but if anyone knows Jeice, there's almost no mountain too high!

Commentators

Bob Hinden - Robert Hinden, along with Ralph, is the only remaining original employee of the UCTF staff. And he wasn't always the right on point, broadcast journalist that he is. Proof of this can be seen in the first edition of the UCTF Television Program when He and Ralph arrived so late, the card was almost over! By some miracle, he and his partner weren't fired in the Gigantic "Jobber Clean Out" of July 1999. Before the "Vegeta Era" begin, Bob had no idea how to call a wrist lock from a wrist watch, much less call two hours of fights! However, he is one of the best callers in the business, and can prove it on the microphone each week on UCTF programming.
Ralph Gerrard - Ralph Gerrard is the overweight, perverted color commentator that can be seen each week along side his Collegue and Partner, Robert Hinden each week on UCTF programming. Some believe this guy only comes to work in hopes of getting laid by a female UCTF superstar. So how come he's not in the unemployment line with several hundred former UCTF employees of 1999? Because for some strange reason, the fans LOVE this idiot! With a hidden VAST knowledge of fighting, Ralph can keep up with his partner Bob! But what really sets him apart from the pack, is that this guy's willing to take MAJOR bumps in his routine! Memorable moments were when Jin Saotome smacked him around like a whore, whenever Janne destroyed him at the April Fools Day PPV in 2000, and whenever he was launched over the top rope and was eliminated in a Huge Battle Royale.
Yuri - Yuri, a former 3WA Trouble Consultant, and Former UCTF Vice President. After spending MONTHS sitting at home (and GETTING PAID), Vegeta called on her to replace the fired Bob Hinden in the commentary booth. Since Bob has been rehired by the president, Yuri has been placed along with her Hetero-Life mate Kei into inactivity.

Interview Team

Sue Tellerusso - Taking the place of the gone insane Scott Williams, Sue entered the fray as a ring girl during a UCTF pay per view, and was hired by Kei and Yuri, former vice presidents of the UCTF.
Ukyo - The pizza cooking former UCTF Jobber has once again found a job in the hallowed halls of the UCTF complex, but this time, it's in the form of interviewing.

Referee Team

Senior Official Guy Lombardo - Guy Lombardo shares the responsibility with Sanchos, and the two rarely see eye to eye. Where Glen Sanchos is an unwavering arm of the law, Guy has been known to "bend" the rules in favor of anyone who'll make it worthwhile! His claim to fame was costing Jeice the Grand Championship in a HUGE match, revealing himself to be aligned with the "Dark Horseman" stable! Now or days, Guy has calmed down a bit, but don't be surprised if he forgets how to count three, or "doesn't see" blatant interference in UCTF matches!
Senior Official Glen Sanchos - Sanchos is the UCTF's senior referee for a reason. Usually reserved for big time championship matches, he knows the rule book like the back of his hand. As a result, he will call the match down the middle regardless of WHO'S in the ring. His dedication to uphold the interest of fairness in the UCTF has earned him the adoration of many UCTF warriors. Once you're inside HIS ring, it's his way of the highway!

UCTF Magazine Team

Fight Writers

Vegeta - Vegeta has written fights in the UCTF since early in the "Xahji Era" But this is not the first fed he's contributed to. Vegeta began his career in August of 1998 in an e-mail based Wrestling EFED known as the "EWF" as Ahmed Johnson, becoming the first World Champion in the RPG. Along the way he has participated in and dominated several other Efeds. He has ran several of these federations given to him by the former presidents.. along with created a successful federation (given to Jin Saotome and Egypt) known as the "EWA" for a short period of time.
Xahji - The UCTF has been his first roleplaying experience. Furthermore, he has been in the UCTF for almost seven years. Over the time, he has developed his roleplaying and fight writing abilities. One day, some time on January 1999, he became in charge of the UCTF and remained there for six months until he passeding the torch. Now, he's a normal UCTF fight writer and roleplayer. Xahji is 29 years old, black hair, brown eyes... one of the oldest of all the UCTF-ers. He has advice on how to roleplay and other stuff when it comes to the UCTF, so if you have any questions for him, e-mail him at metalhed@gate.net, or if you have AIM, look for him as 'LatinoHeat 24x'.
J. Wolfman - A member of the UCTF since late 2001, JW's first match to write was SSS vs Kunoi in 2002's OTS card. He's also a college graduate and likes watching automobiles go around and around and around in ovals. He's a nice guy to talk to, despite being a little dense at times (whether seriously or not).
Triple S - A member of the UCTF since August of 2000 and fight writer since early 2001. He's written many matches, and did most of the 2001 April Fool's card. In his spare time he like to play video games and generally bitch about insignificant things, like how much Linkin' Park has turned to suck, and how he hates how hot women always say that they're fat and they live on Atkins.
Flyer - Born in Australia, died in captivity. Brain death that is. Probably the least disciplined of all the fight writers, Brad's drinking habits and his penchant for not sleeping normal hours ensures half of what he writes is unintelligible. He secretly longs for a day when Rott returns to action so he can fulfill his life's dream of writing a whole match that is essentially just the Flaming Fist.

The Sound Man

--Dre Alexander--

Want to become a Fight Writer? You know the E-mail Address :|. Send me a sample fight with any two characters in it that you like, and with any stipulation in the match. It has to be atleast a page long with good Detail, and most importantly, ORIGINAL!


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