Ralph Kills Everyone

Bob: Welcome to another edition of Saturday Massacre! I am Robert Hinden, along side the Hentai Commentator, Ralph Gerrard!

Ralph: ^_^!

Bob: Well, tonight’s going to be AWESOME, we have World titles on the line, NRA titles, sword matches, and a big 3 on 1 main event!

Ralph: Yep! I can’t wait! hehe… HEHEHE!! HAHAHAHA!! x_X

Bob: O_o……. what’s so funny?

Ralph: …..hehe…nothing………. ^_^

Bob: O_o ok, well, let’s go on to our first match! It’s going to be Lo-Ruhamah going against Aisha Cla–

Ralph: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Bob: uhh.. Ralph..

Ralph: HAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bob: SHUTUP! >=|

Ralph: …….. NO!

Bob: WHAT?!

Ralph: YOU SHUTUP!!

*Ralph quickly stands to his feet. Before Bob can react, the burly commentator slaps him across the mouth!*

Bob: >_< ! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR X_X!!!!!!

*Ralph then stabs his partner in the back!*

Bob: RALPH.. WH–**CHOKES**

Ralph: e_e……….

*Bob’s body falls limp over the table. Now in a full psychotic rage.. Ralph cuts his head RIGHT off*

Ralph: >=|!!! ANYONE ELSE WANT TO TELL ME TO SHUTUP?!?! HUH?!?!?!

*he holds Bob’s severed head for the world to see!*

Ralph: e_e!!!!!!

*The fans begin to flood out of the arena as fast as possible! Meanwhile, in the commentator’s booth, Ralph pulls out a Shotgun!*

Ralph: >=|!!

!!BLAOW!! !!BLAOW!! !!BLAOW!! !!BLAOW!!

*Numerous fans drop as bullets spray into the open crowd!*

Ralph: >=| WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING HUH?!!? HUH?!!?!?!?

*He throws the now empty weapon to the wayside, and pulls out a box of Hand Grenades*

Ralph: NOBODY LIVES!!! EVERYBODY DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!BLOOOOOOOOOM!! !!BLOOOOOOOOOM!! !!BLOOOOOOOOOOM!!

Fans: X_X!!!!!!!!!!!

Ralph: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >=|!!!!

*Now even the camera men are running like bitches! one catches a final glance at Ralph..*

Ralph: This week’s show.. has been CANCELED!!!!

!!BLOOOOOOOOOOM!!

This has been a Just Kidding Production…

 

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