Xiahau the Blue Staff Vs. Shinji Ikari | Arenaline Express Vs. Golden Pair | Goul’Dan Vs. Chainsaw Vigilante | Rally Vs. Ukyo | Spawn Vs. Devilman

BoB- Hello everyone and welcome to another night of of fights. I’m Bobby Hinden, here with me is our fight analyst Ralph Gerrard.

Ralph- Hello Bob

BoB- Well we have a pretty spectacular fight card here for you tonight featuring the long awaited fight between Spawn and Devilman.

Ralph- That should be a good one Bob.

BoB- You bet! And here comes our first fighter of the night it will be Xiahau, and he will be up againsd Shinji for out opening bout. And Xiahou enters the ring with some pretty good fan support behind him.

(lights go out, and “Cruel Angels Thesis plays in the background)

BoB- Ya know Ralph, This whoul lights going out thing is starting to be a not so uncommon thing here.

Ralph- Yeah

(The music stops, and “Zakuko ku na tenshi no teeze” starts playing. Two spot lights focus on a big opening in the floor as the EVA1 a 90 foot mech rised out)

Ralph- Oh my goddess….

BoB- That is one big Machine there. And I don’t know if I need glasses or not, but I am seeing no signs of fear on the face of Xiahau. He looks totally cool. And the mech steps tp the side of the ring and hits it flipping Xiahau out onto the rafters! I guess that this fight has officially started! Xiahau jumps down and immediately throws his staff at the lower neck of the gigantic machine.

Ralph- Yes, Xiahau also known as the blue staff is a master and the bow. Possibly the best ever.

BoB- The staff seems to severly jolt the large robot who then seems to go into a frenzy! The rind is torn in half! And Xiahau is thrown into the isle way!

Ralph- And counted out!!!!!! It’s over! Shinji has won!

BoB- Yes, however I don’t think that he has figured that out yet, because he is still beating the crap out of the ring! Sonone stop that lunatic! The fans are all now fleaing for their lives! It looks as thought they have made it out okay. But Shinji is still going berzerk! I think we should take cover. We’ll be back for the next match.

Ralph- Or when somone unplugs this thing!!!!!!

Winner- Shinji

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“To a theatre…”

“near you”

Paranoid pictures presents… GLACIER

Ralph: we’re back wiht another great and wonerful fight… The adreneline Express v. the skating sensations the Golden pair…

BoB: here comes A-X now they seem ready to fight which is good, cause that’s just what they’re gonna do

Ralph and here comes the golden pair.. mikato looks a little beat up and Asuza seem to be hugging a plush computer

Azusa: OH my dear Beatrice, how i have longed for us to be together again

Ralph: Apparently she has found yet another fried

BoB: oh rapture… mikato sits on the side as azusa enters the center of the ring as does midnight rider… who creates a large fryingpan with a smily face on it with his staff

Azusa: AHHH IT’S SO CUTE!!!

Ralph: he just nailed her with the frying pan.. she’s out cold and this match is over.. it seems AX knows thier opponents well

BoB: and it was almost as short as the last one

Ralph: maybe we can get on to our next match right away then

WINNER: AX

BoB- All right folks, prepare yourself for what some believe to be the second best match up of the night. It is Goul’dan vs. The Chainsaw Vigilante.

Ralph- I am very interested to see how this one turns out. Seeing as the Chainsaw Vigilante has a chainsaw, but Goul’Dan has some astronomical powers from what I have seen.

BoB- That’s right Ralph, but….. Hold that thought Ralph because here comes our first fighter now, down the south isle, and it is Chainsaw Vigilante. He enters with, of course his chainsaw.

Ralph- He doesn’t seem to be getting a very good reaction from the crowd Bob.

BoB- No he doesn’t, and I’m surprised I thought he would be better accepted

Ralph- Well, this is his debut fight and maybe he just needs some time for the fans to get used to him.

BoB- And the Vigilante is now in the ring, and we are awaiting the entrance of Goul’Dan. Now Ralph, I think that Goul’Dan is probably one of the more powerful fighters in the UCTF, but he lost his last match to Rally because he was basically dumb, gut distracted, and was counted out. Now do you think that this kind of thing will have any kind of bearing on what is to come?

Ralph- No not really, it might affect him once or twice but nothing permanent.

BoB- Well put Ralph. Hmmm we are still waiting on Goul’Dan and there is no sign of him yet

Ralph- I wonder if something has happened?

BoB- Possibly, I can’t imagine what, but he is not here. Well, well well well….

Ralph- well……

BoB- Chainsaw Vigilante is now sitting in the corner of the ring awaiting the coming of Goul’Dan…. But I think I have already said that….

Ralph- I have an idea wait here for a moment please.

BoB- Ummm okay, Ralph is now going down towards the ring and talking to Chainsaw Vigilante. Good idea. Folks we will have a guest here commentating with us for a little while, it is the one, the only, Chainsaw Vigilante!

(Ralph returns with Chainsaw Vigilante, and the both put on a head set)

BoB- Hello Mr. Vigilante.

CV- Hello Bob, Hello all out there watching or listening to this broadcast.

BoB- Now, can you tell us what is going on here, and why we have no Goul’Dan?

CV- Sorry Bob I am just as stumped as you. I was expecting a fight.

Ralph- Well I am interested, since we have this time here, what are your insights on this fight against Goul’Dan?

CV- Well Ralph, I understand the powers that Goul’Dan has and I know how he fights, And i have devised a method of fighting that I think will be extremely affective against him. Now, I am not saying that I would win for sure but I would go in there knowing what I was doing, not just taking swings.

BoB- How affective do you think your chainsaw would be against him, since the bullets were useless.

CV- I’m not sure, that I why I have a back up plan if it doesn’t work. So either way, I go in there knowing what all my options are and that i won’t be taken by surprise.

Ralph- Good planning

CV- Thanks

BoB- Well, thanks for coming up here Chainsaw, if I may call you that but you are free to go because time is up and it is too late for Goul’Dan to start the fight even if he does get there.

CV- Pleasure’s all mine Bob, Ralph

(Chainsaw Vigilante leaves)

Ralph- Look over there in the second row in the first seat Bob,

BoB- Well, what do you know. It’s Mourl. Let’s invite him up here

Ralph- All right I’ll go get him, Hope this one doesn’t explode on us.

(Ralph goes and gets Mourl)

BoB- Hello there Mourl.

Mourl- ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

BoB- That’s great, but what were you expecting for this fight?

Mourl- …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

Ralph- I agree, but what if Goul’Dan does not show up for the tournament fight?

Mourl-…………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

BoB- But I honestly doubt that that will happen.

Ralph- Well Bob at the rate we are going now you never know.

Mourl-……………….

BoB- Thanks Mourl, for your commentary but we should move on to the next fight now.

Mourl- ……………………..

Ralph- Thanks Mourl, we’ll talk to you later

BoB- Not too bad for a beakless turkey.

Ralph- Yep. Well, on we go to Ukyo v. Rally Vincent…

BoB: this should be an interesting match not only because of the fact that we have tow incredibly well-trained females in teh irng but also because we were promiced to learn the identity of the darkness that has been hounding Rally all this time

Ralph:GOAT URINE… if anything like before happens now we may NEVER get to see a fight last more than one minute

BoB: I know but at least the mystery will be solved

Ralph: the viewers dont’ want to see interviews after interview.. they want to see a fight

BoB; well we may get one so shut up.. here come’s rally vincent now, she’s being escorted by black robbed figures.. obviously she wants to make sure the darkness doesn’t interfere

Ralph: and here comes the favorate. Ukyo Kuonji.. the spatula girl… she looks ready to fight…

BoB: the two are in the center of the ring and ready to go… Ukyo starts by attacking full force with her giant spatula nearly missing Rally, who immediately puls out her gun and–

Ralph: the entire place just went black again

BoB: now we’ll never get to see who wins… the lights are up and Ukyo is standing beside two other black robed figres… rally is sprawled out on the ground with the two balck robed figures she entered with, i think

Ralph: She is helped to her feet as one of the black robed figures steps forward

Ukyo’s BR figure 1: Well raley.. now you see what happens when you cross the darkness… As you can see I have two allies on my side, Ukyo and, well, you’ll soon see

Rally: You bastard!

UBRF1: HAHA.. no… i’m not a bastard (he pulld back his hood) I am New Wave Dave

Ralph: NWD is the darkness. it seems so unlike him…

Rally: YOU!!!!!

NWD: yeah it’s me (a little more light hearted now) NOw that you have seen who i am i can cut the whole darkenss thing.. you refused to accept my offers rally, why?

Rally: well, you were evil, right?

NWD: I’m not evil at all.. she is though (he points to the other member of ukyo’s Black hooded regime, who removes her hood, it’s the deamon goddess Ifurita)

Ifurita: HI RALLY!!! i love what you did to your hair

(At that moment one of rally’s hooded figures speaks up)

RBHF1: YOU!!!! how dare you decieve me, my own faithful deamon goddes?

Ifurita: MASTER!?! is that you master?

(The hooded charecter removes his hood, it IS master.. Kasuhiku Jinnai)

Jinnai: You turned against me.. how could you

Ifurita: well.. we’re not on el hazard now, so technically I’m not really boudn to eb your servant anymore.. besides.. dave pays me more

Jinnai: Oh it’s money you want

Ifurita: UH uh.. i was just saying

The final balc hooded figure speaks

RBHF2: now now honey,d on’t let it get to you.. i’ll be your servant(she removes her hood, it’s Kodachi!)

NWD: oh no.. why i am always faced with a Kuno

Jinnai: Dave.. you have crossed me.. ohh yes you will pay for stealing my deamon goddess.. next saturday I propse we have a survior style match, Kodaci, myself and rally v. you and ifurita and Ukyo

NWD: You are on…

Jinnai: i cant’ believe she would do that…

They all leave to thier own areas…

WINNER: Ukyo, i think

BoB- Well folks this is the time that you have all been witing for.

Ralph: actually ANY fight is what we have been waiting for

BoB: It is the main event, Devilman vs. Spawn. Evil vs evil, hell vs.more hell. and… Oh crap the lights have gone out! It is pitch black here in the Grand Arena

Ralph- Well Bob I do think that a few people are holding up their cell phones…

BoB- I don’t think that’s what that is. But what’s this?!?! Giant pires are being lit all around the walls of the arena! The flames are about 10 to 15 feet high each and it is putting off an eerie reddish orange glow.

Ralph- This is really amazing, I wonder witch fighter planned this one?

BoB- Well with these two opponents you can never be sure. The whole wall is lined with flames now and it is dim in this room but still visible. And here comes our first fighter! It is Spawn coming fron the north side dowh the isle. He is draped in his traditional, long red cape with chains flaring from it on either side.

Ralph- Wow, the darkness of the room and the redness of the fire really augment Spawns evil look, he is very intimidating.

BoB- Yes, buy I would like to see what Devilman has in store for us before I jump to any conclusions. And here comes Devilman now! He is flying in from the south isle and he lands in his corner. The crowd is really getting into this one folks. There are assorted chants for both Devilman and Spawn. But to say the least the crowd is really energetic. And the bell sounds and our main event it officially underway! Spawn imediately wraps numerous chains around Devilman and starts to squeeze! Devilman resisting though. And Devilman hits spawn in the face with what seemed to be a lazer omitted from his antenna, and he breaks free! Devilman charges spawn and punches him in the stomach and sends him to the ropes, Devilman again charges spawn and slashes him in the face with his claws! Spawns mask is torn but Spawn now takes a hold of Devilman around the neck with both hands and chokes hin for a few seconds and then throws him to the ground! Spawn starts lashing Devilman on the back with his chains and Devilman is trying to escape, spawn holding him back though.

Ralph- Spawn showing tremendous skill in keeping Devilman from attacking or escaping!

BoB- That’s right, I don’t think that anyone expected for Devilman to take such a beating here. Devilman manages to rise to his feet dispite the bludgening that he is taking from the chains of Spawn.

Devilman- You bastard! I will strangle you with your own chains after I rip your limbs off!!!

Spawn- Very big talk from somone in your position…

BoB- Devilman looks pissed as once again he attempts to charge at Spawn. Bot the whirling chains are too much, and Devilman falls back again!

Spawn- Yes, feel the pain and tourment of my power! Feel it before I send you back to hell!!!!!

Devilman- NEVER!!!!!!!

BoB- And Devilman jumps up and is free from Spawn’s lethal chain flury, at least for the monent. Devilman’s wings pop out and Devilman starts to soar overhead. BUt is caught by one of Spawns chains and braught down! But Devilman grabs on to Spawns arm and digs his claws in to him! Spawn trying to nock him back with his chains but is unsuccessful! Devilman pulls Spawn closer to him and slams him on the canvas, and spawn is down!!!!

Ralph- This is like a ping pong game!

BoB- Devilman now wraps his antenna around the neck of Spawn and also starts thrusting his claws into the side of Spawns face. And I think Spawn is in trouble! Spawn is punching back though, most of his punches are not connecting but several of them are!

Ralph- Spawn has only really hit Devilman one, or maybe nine times.

BoB- Well it has been enough to bloody the face of Devilman! Along with all of the chain lascerations that he has sufferd.

Ralph- Untill now, Spawn has really had controll of this fight as the wounds on Devilman’s body show, but if he can’t get out of this antenna chocker, than he will not be able to win.

BoB- I agree, Spawn is looking pretty shabby now. But he hits Devilman on either side of his head with both fists and Devilman falls over! This could be the end!!!! Spawn gets up and once again entangles Devilman in his chains hence taking controll!

Spawn- This is where your life ends…..

Devilman- I, I’m sure you think that Spawn

BoB- And Spawn starts pulling outward on the arms of Devilman attempting to tear them off! This could be serious trouble for Devilman. Spawn stabs Devilman through the chest with 4 no five chains, and then drops him out of the ring!!!!! And it is over! Spawn has beaten Devilman!

Ralph- Hell of a fight Bob. literally.

BoB- Yeah in every sence of the word!

Devilman- The…. fight’s…. not over yettttt……

Ralph- And Devilman crawls back in the ring!!!!! Now that took some stamina! After being stabbed so many times most would be long dead.

BoB-RIIIIIGHT!

Spawn- Foolish deamon. I thaught I would be nice, but now I am really going to put you through Hell…… Once again!

BoB- And Spawn now entangles Devilman in his chains again!

Spawn- I am going to crush your bones like sticks..

Devilman- No you’re…. Not.

Spawn- And why is that?

Devilman- Because…..

Spawn- I’m waiting.

Devilman- Because…. I AM DEVILMAN!!!!!!

BoB- Oh my god! Devilman breaks through Spawns chains!!!!!!!!

Spawn- Shit…

BoB- Devilman lunges at spawn and grabs his face and starts twisting with one hand!

(snap)

BoB- Something in Spawns face has broken! Because of what’s levt of the mask I can’t see what that is but Spawn falls to his knees before Devilman. And Devilman kicks Spawn in the chest sending him all the way across the ring to the ropes! And he shoots another lazer like thing at him, even bigger this time and it totally destroys the ropes and knocks Spawn into the crowd!!!!!

Ralph- Now this one’s over. As Devilman conquers Spawn in over half an hour, which, ironiclly enough, STILL doesn’t make up for all the time there we NO fights.

BoB- And Devilman gets a standing ovation from the crowd. Well I am tired as hell, get it.. HELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH nevermind. But good night all, I hope you had a great time, because I know I did. See ya next time!