Bob: Welcome to The UCTF’s Summer Spectacular, Summer Chaos! Beside me is The Orange Crusher himself, and the greatest Anime Champion in UCTF’s History.. Jeice!

Jeice: e_e What’s up. Before we go any further, I want you guys to see this.

*Jeice sets down something on the table*

Jeice: get a close look at it. >=| It’s called “RED FUSION” Dr. Pepper. Yes.. you heard me, Red fucking Fusion, Dr. Pepper. Now you know me. I like to try new things, especially when it comes to soft drinks. This is Dr. Pepper’s attempt at making a CHERRY flavored Dr. Pepper. >=|. What do I think about it? Well what do you think? IT FUCKING SUCKS. Guys, I thought Crystal Pepsi was bad, but this tastes like SHIT ON A STICK. In fact, I’d rather EAT a shit on a stick then drink this because it’s just that bad! >=\ I can’t wait to dry Vanilla Coke and Sobe Light so I can tell you guys probably how much THAT sucks too.. e_e.. but for now, I’m sticking with Fruitopia. alright Bobby.. you can go on with the rest of the card.

Bob: o_o.. uhh.. thanks Jeice. Now, as you ladies and gentleman can probably see, Conspicuous by his absense is Ralph Gerrard! He didn’t show up to work last week, and obviously, it looks like he’s not going to be here either. I think this has to do with the ending of last week’s card.

Jeice: Are we going to get to see it again?

Bob: ..sure, why now Jeice? Let’s go back to two weeks ago, whe–

*Just then, “Closer” by NIN starts playing!*

Bob: O_o?

Jeice: What the hell is this?

*That’s when Ralph Gerrard walks on stage, receiving a HUGE pop from the UCTF crowd! With a serious look in his eyes, he storms down the aisle and jumps inside the ring!*

Crowd: RALPHY! RALPHY! RALPHY! RALPHY! RALPHY!

Ralph: e_e…

Jeice: What the hell?

Bob: I don’t know!

Ralph: e_e……. for ONE whole month… I dedicated myself to one thing……. NOT being hentai. I didn’t say Puppies, I didn’t make snide remarks, hell, I didn’t even LOOK at Woman. You could say I was almost one step away from being as gay as my Broadcast Collegue, Bob! >=|

Crowd: OOOOOOH!!! BOB IS GAY! BOB IS GAY! BOB IS GAY! BOB IS GAY!

Bob: AM NOT!!! >=|!!

Ralph: Anyway.. I did all of this…….. e_e Because of a woman. That’s right, I did this because of a WOMAN. Because I wanted to make a conscious change in my life JUST to be with someone I’ve had feelings for, for almost THREE years now. >=| And what does she do? She sends out hentai school girls, she sends Nitro Girls, and she sends… Sue. e_e. Sue Tellarusso. But you know what? I DEFEATED THEM ALL! I WON your wager, which means that now, I get to take you out on the town for ONE date! >=|

Crowd: *POPS!*

Jeice: o_o don’t screw it up Ralph…..

Bob: you know he will!

Ralph: ……BUT FUCK THE DATE, AND FUCK YOU! >=|!!!!

Crowd: O_____O!!! *POPS!!!*

Bob: WHAT?!?!

Jeice: maybe he means it literally?

Ralph: Because as I was busting my ass to change.. for YOU.. just for YOU.. I met someone.. I met someone who knows what type of person I am, I met someone who doesn’t care that I’m a big hentai who enjoys staring at beautiful women and commenting on them.. >=|!! And She’s TEN times the woman that you are!!

*in the back*

Ukyo: o_o..*

Ralph: >=|! And that woman… that woman is………………. SUE TELLARUSSO!!

Everyone: O_______O!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeice and Bob: WHAT?!?!!?!?

*X_x!! That’s right! The very girl who tried to break Ralph last week is now Ralph’s girlfriend! The interviewer/Ring girl prances down to the ring, jumps in, and greets Ralph with a HUGE kiss! The crowd explodes into a chant!*

Crowd: RALPH’S GOT A GIRLFRIEND! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* RALPH’S GOT A GIRLFRIEND! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* RALPH’S GOT A GIRLFRIEND! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* RALPH’S GOT A GIRLFRIEND! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

*”Closer” kicks up again as Ralph makes his way to the commentator’s booth and sits down*

Jeice: you’re hitting.. THAT?!

Ralph: *^^* PUPPIES!!

Bob: *HUGS* ;_; I’ve missed you!

Ralph: GET OFF OF ME FAG!

Bob: =|..

Announcer: The following match, is scheduled for one fall………… and is for the UCTF ANIME CHAMPIONSHIP!

*Over the Sound system, “Shadow Explosion” blares through the UCTF Arena. The crowd explodes into a chorus of boos as Kunoi Ishigami storms from behind the curtains! Wearing black facepaint, and wrestling paints with the logo “Crossover Mage” on them, he’s obviously pumped up and ready to defeat the UCTF Anime Champion tonight in front of the world!*

Jeice: O_O!

Ralph: Oh shit!

Bob: Looks like we’re going to open the show tonight with the UCTF Anime Title match!

Jeice: awww Hell yeah. >=|!

Announcer: First, the Challenger. Weighing in at 215 pounds, and standing in at five feet eleven inches… From Sapporo Japan.. Kunoi Ishigami!

Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Ishigami slides under the bottom rope walks right to the center of the ring, standing there absolutely motionless!*

Kunoi: >=|…

*Suprisingly, the loud mouth doesn’t go for a mic this time! Instead, Kunoi keeps his eyes locked on the stage. That’s when Nelly’s “#1” begins playing next! The UCTF Anime Champion and one half of the Tag Team Champions, William Clarke slowly walks down the aisle as the crowd’s cheers almost blow the ROOF off of the .. o_o.. open air arena?*

Announcer: And the Champion, weighing in at 185 pounds, with a height of six feet, one and a half inches.. From Brooklyn, New York City… William Clarke!

William: e_e..

William Clarke vs. Kunoi Ishigami

UCTF Anime Championship Match

*He climbs into the ring, and lays his Anime Title at the feet of Kunoi, before going nose to nose with the #1 Contender to the Anime Championship! The referee grabs the belt and holds it high in the air for the crowd! He signals for the bell, and the match officially starts!*

!!DING DING DING!!

Bob: And the match is under way!

Jeice: I have a feeling this is going to be a good one.. and with this being the opening match.. x_x.. It makes me wish I was fighting again..

Ralph: This is going to be a great one… but too bad there’s no puppies.. ~_~

Bob and Jeice: …;_;.. we missed you.

*Back in the ring, the two fighters share un-sportsman-like words with one another! It becomes so heated, that William throws the first punch, nailing Kunoi right in his mouth! It’s on now! >=| Because Kunoi returns the favor with a palm strike to William’s chest! Both seem to have forgotten the technique of blocking because the two continue to trade these hits several times in the center of the ring like two beasts from a godzilla movie! Finally, William blocks an overhand chop, and nails the challenger in the chin with three well placed punches. Kunoi staggers backwards, and William tries to take his head off with a spin kick! Kunoi ducks under the attack however, and nails William in the chest with a over hand chop that can be heard from the first row all the way to the nosebleed section of the arena! After two more SICK chops to the chest, he falls into the corner! Kunoi draws back and…*

!!POP!!

Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOO!!!

Jeice: SHIT! LOL!! X_x OUCH..

Bob: my god!! William’s ribs have to be broken after that!

*Another sick slap of the chest from the challenger! He draws back a second time…*

!!CRACK!!

Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Bob: …WOW!! X_x! Awesome!

Ralph: X_x *holds his chest*

*And just about folds the champion up like an accordian from ANOTHER vicious knife edge chop to the sternum! He swings for another, but William blocks! He kicks Kunoi in the side, then right in the face in a single motions that staggers the challenger away! The champ explodes out of the corner, and is taken off his feet with a Japanese Armdrag! He stands back up and is armdragged a second time by Kunoi! William’s back on feet and finds himself on the receiving end of a third! By now, William is in a daze after being thrown thrice in a short period of time… as he staggers back up to his feet, Kunoi nails him with a spin kick of his own!*

Kunoi: >=|!!!

*As William tries to stand back to his feet, Kunoi stands on the second turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air in a sign of total superiority over the Anime Champion! The crowd LOATHES him for it!*

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Jeice: Heh! He’s got Will’s number so far, but he’s making a stupid mistake by not covering the kid immediately. e_e

*He walks back over to the Champion, and stands him back to his feet. He scoops him up as if he’s going for the Ishigami Driver, but Will wiggles his way out of the hold! He lands behind the challenger, and shoves him into the ropes! Kunoi comes back and takes the champ off of his feet with a shoulder block! William lands shoulders first, but kicks right back up in a single motion as Kunoi gains momentum from the ropes again! William acts as if he’s going for a spin kick! Kunoi ducks the attack! William plants himself into a horseback riding position and slowly waits for the challenger to turn around..*

Kunoi: …?

!!POP!!

Jeice: LOL! !X_X!

Bob: Brilliant Kicks by the Anime Champion!

*He delivers a jaw shattering roundhouse kick that’s so powerful, it turns Kunoi around a full 180 degrees! The challenger slowly turns around in a staggering motion, Then William nails him in the face with a spin kick! Kunoi rolls over after a few moments, and climbs to his knees. While this is happening, William bounces off the ropes, and preforms Rob Van Dam’s rolling thunder, only, after the doing leaping flip in the air, he delivers an axe kick to Kunoi’s neck!*

Crowd: one more time.. ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!

William: o_o…

Bob: They’re calling for another!

*The crowd begins chanting for William to do one more axe kick on Kunoi, shades of his tag team partner, Suicide! He obliges by coming off of the ropes with a second Rolling Thunder Axe kick on the back of Kunoi’s neck, which gets a HUGE ovation from the crowd! William covers, but Kunoi kicks out of the pin hold before even the two count!*

Ralph: holy crap! You see how quickly he got up?

Bob: I sure did.. x_x He’s determined to win this one!

Jeice: that idiot! >=|. He would have rested for an extra two seconds THEN kicked out.

*William begins to stand Kunoi back up, and gets a palm uppercut for his troubles! As he staggers backward in pain, Kunoi delivers a drop toe hold which sends the champ flat on his face! Kunoi leaps back to his feet with a second wind, and allows William to get back up.. once he does, he locks the champ into a reverse brainbuster position! After lifting him up, he turns it into the Ishigami Driver #2 out of no where!*

Crowd: OOOH!!

Jeice: That’s all she wrote Bob and Ralph! He just put the kid flat on his head!

*Kunoi hooks the leg and rolls William up for the pin! The ref comes sliding into position and slams his palm on the mat!*

Ref: 1……2.

*William emphatically kicks out, thus proving that his his head is as hard as a brick! Kunoi stands up, and lays some boots to the champion! William slowly stands back up, and is hit with a rolling Abise kick! Will falls into the corner, and Kunoi stands at the opposite side of the ring.. he gets a huge running start towards the champ! Out of desperation, William lifts his feet in the way and kicks Kunoi right in the face! That’s when the champ slowly climbs to the top rope!*

Kunoi: >_<.. >=|!

*As the champ begins to stand on the top rope, Kunoi gets his third wind, jumps back to his feet, and delivers a leaping elbow strike! William loses balance and falls nut first on the top turnbuckle! That’s right where Kunoi wants him.. he grabs the champions arms, and turns around.. he’s going to take him off the top rope with the Iconoclasm!*

Ralph: uh oh..

Bob: I think it’s safe to say.. if Kunoi hits this.. it’s over!

*Kunoi flips William over for the Iconoclasm, but The champion reverses it into a Japanese Arm Drag in midair! William’s back to his feet, and in the horseback riding position! Kunoi stands up in a daze, still trying to understand how one of his primary moves was reversed! The crowd stands on their feet, seeing William preparing for his big move! Kunoi turns around, right as William delivers his finisher, the 540 kick!*

!!WHAM!!

*Kunoi is plastered with the finisher! William rolls the challenger up and goes for the pin!*

Ref: 1…..

*But Kunoi kicks out after the ONE count!*

Jeice: O_O! WHAT THE FUCK!?

Bob: X_x!! HOW?!

Crowd: OOOOOOH!! X_X!!

William: o_o… >=|!

*William is in shock himself, but it doesn’t matter! He stands back up into the fighting position, waiting for Kunoi to stand back to his feet! When the challenger’s back up.. William goes at him for a second 540 kick! This time, Kunoi catches his kicking leg! The champ’s eyes widen as Kunoi spins the kid around a full 360 degrees! He then kicks William in the stomach, hooks him for a vertical suplex, then nails the Emerald Fusion ‘2001, one of his primary finishing manuvers!*

!!THOOOM!!

Crowd: OOOOOH!!!

Jeice: *almost jumps out of his seat* EMERALD FUSION!!

*The ref goes down for the count..*

Ref: 1…….2…….

*BUT WILLIAM KICKS OUT! Kunoi goes into a temper tantrum, slamming his fists and feet on the mat after his finisher failed against the champion! He rolls out of the ring with a wild look in his eyes, and goes under the ring for something!*

Bob: o_o.. what the hell?!

Jeice: uh oh..

*He then pulls out a LADDER. >=|*

Bob: oh… oh no… >_< !

Ralph: o_o.. What’s he going to do with that?!

Jeice: Guys.. I think we’re about to see some quality violence in a few moments!

*He throws the object back into the ring and gets in behind it! As William lies motionless on the ground, Kunoi props the ladder up against one of the turnbuckles! Now he goes after the champion.. after lifting him up from the mat, he goes to irish whip him across the ring! Somehow, William reverses it and sends Kunoi flying into the ladder back first! Kunoi hits the unforgiving steel and is stunned. William runs across the ring and leaps for a corner splash.. but MISSES! Kunoi rolls out of the way, and William lands face first on the propped up ladder! As he stumbles backwards, Kunoi turns him around, and lifts him into a scoop slam position!*

Bob: o_o What is he.. Kunoi! No! Don’t!! You’ll kill him!!

*Kunoi nails the Emerald Fusion ON the ladder! William slides down the rungs unil he lands head first on the concrete! Kunoi stumbles into the ropes, breathing heavily…*

Crowd: OOOOH!!! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jeice: X_x… YES!

Ralph: Cover him! This match is OVER!

Kunoi: .. >=|!

*Kunoi’s not done with the punishment! He throws the ladder to the ground, and opens the legs apart.. He picks up William, who’s out on his feet, and palm thrusts William between the legs. Once William’s in there, he closes the ladder up with William on the inside! That’s when the challenger begins to climb the top rope!*

Jeice: o_o… oh shit..

Bob: What’s he going to do here?!?!

Ralph: He’s about to crush the champion, THAT’S what he’s about to do! X_x

*The challenger leaps to the top rope in a single bound, and flips back, performing a moonsault into a 450 senton he calls the “space darkness splash” ONTO the ladder, which Will is sandwiched inside of! Kunoi bounces off, holding his back and ribs in agony as the crowd goes NUTS!*

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jeice: THE SPACE DARKNESS SPLASH!!

Bob: X_X!! The champion has to be finished after that one!! there’s no coming back from that!

Ralph: yeah.. Williams DEAD alright. x_x

Jeice: Bobby.. let’s see that again!

*The Jumbotron takes everyone back to a few seconds ago, when Kunoi nailed William with his Pay Per View ONLY finisher! We come back to the present, where both superstars are STILL down after the attack! The referee stands above then, counting to ten!*

Crowd: LET’S GO WILLIAM! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET’S GO WILLIAM! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET’S GO WILLIAM! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

*Kunoi pulls William from between the fucked up ladder, and slowly crawls on top of him for the pinfall!*

Ref: 1…….2….

*But the Champion miraculously kicks out! The fans EXPLODE in cheers!*

Kunoi: x_x

Jeice: O_O .. HOW?! HOW?!!?

Bob: I don’t know! But right now, this second, Kunoi’s thinking to himself “how am I going to defeat William Clarke?!”

Ralph: but not with those same words probably x_x

*As a testament to their toughness, both William and Kunoi slowly stand back to their feet! Wearily, Kunoi swings out of desperation. William ducks, and wraps his arms around the chest and neck of the challenger! He sweeps his feet from under him and nails the STO Judo throw ontop of the ladder, sending Kunoi’s head and neck to slam on the steel rungs at full speed! The champ rolls over onto his back, then suddenly kicks up to his feet, full of energy!*

William: >=|!!

Everyone: O_O!!!

Ralph: What the?!

Jeice: o_o.. I think he’s powering up or something!

*He lifts Kunoi off of the ladder, lifts him into the air and delivers the Go To Hell™ Suplex! He lifts him back to his feet, lifts him up, and delivers a second! It’s not over.. as William picks Kunoi up ONE MORE TIME and delivers a THIRD Go to Hell Suplex.. this time ON the ladder! He tosses Kunoi off of the ladder and hooks the leg!*

Ref: 1……..2….

*But Kunoi kicks out at 2.99 seconds! William pulls Him back to his feet, and goes for a roundhouse! Kunoi however, DUCKS and nails a Tiger Suplex! He keeps the arms locked, lifts William to his feet and hits a second! He pulls him back up and delivers a third Tiger Suplex onto the ladder! After the third one, keeps the hold locked! The ref goes down for the cover!*

Ref: 1…..2..

*Kick out by William! The lets the bridge go, and both climb back to their feet almost immediately! As Kunoi goes to strike, William jams his foot under the ladder, and kicks it into Kunoi’s face! The ladder flies to the side, Kunoi staggers around holding his face in pain.. That’s when William delivers a soccer like kick to the BALLS of the challenger!*

Kunoi: >_< !!

Crowd: OOOOOOH!!!

Commentators: x_x!!!

*Kunoi falls to his knees from the ballshot, giving William the perfect opportunity to nail Kunoi in the face with a low roundhouse kick that sends sweat flying into the first row of the arena! He spins around, nailing a spinning heel kick to the bridge of his nose with even more velocity!!*

!!POP!! !!POP!!

*He takes off towards the ropes, and bounces off… then he hits the opposing ropes…*

Jeice: oh shit! X_x We’ve seen this one before!! This is the move that finally put Suicide away!

Bob: >_< !

Ralph: *turns away*

*Before delivering a double drop kick to the face of Kunoi! The challenger is knocked off of his knees and to his back! William covers!*

Ref: 1…….2……..3!

!!DING DING DING!!

*It’s over after William’s “Greetings from Brooklyn, NYC” finisher! As Nelly’s “#1” begins playing.. The champion slowly rolls out of the ring and falls to the ground and several EMTs rush the scene to attend to the two fighters!*

Winner and Still UCTF Anime Champion: William Clarke

Jeice: Damn! X_X!! What a way to start off the pay per view!!

Ralph: *shakes his head* William wins the match but… Come on.. he’s got a tag team match later on with Suicide against HYSTALIN and RYOKUN! What kind of chance to you think he’s going to have? >=|

Bob: o_o it all depends on how Ryokun fairs in that big four way match later on tonight..

*Before ANYONE can come out, “By Yourself” starts playing, drawing a nice pop from the crowd as the UCTF VP Yuri makes her way down to the ring with the IG belt over her shoulder!*

Bob: Speaking of that match.. o_o! What’s SHE doing out here?

Jeice: Her tournament, I guess… o_O

Ralph: Man, sorry I missed that last week! ^_^

*Yuri climbs into the ring, and takes a mic up to her lips!*

Yuri: Thank you all for coming here… and I would like to welcome you all to the FINALS of the inergalactic title tournament!

Crowd: *POPS!*

Yuri: Now, with such a prestigious title on the line, and with the notion that FOUR fighters will be competing in this match tonight… I have made a decision as to who will officiate tonight’s match!

Bob: She’s appointing a ref??

*Yuri then takes off her t-shirt, revealing a tight, blue-striped referee’s shirt underneath!*

Yuri: I shall be the referee for tonight’s match!!

Crowd: O_O! *HUGE POP!*

Ralph: H_H!!!!!!!

Bob: Whoa! Bad news for Raven Darc!

Jeice: LOL!! He had it comin’! This is what he gets for jerking around the VP!

Aisha vs Mercy vs Ryo vs Raven

Fatal Four Way Match

Intergalactic Title

*Speak of the devil, “Die Motha Fuckah Die” starts playing over the speakers, signaling massive boos as the Demon Raven Darc comes out from behind the curtain, NOT his usual sinisterly evil self….*

Raven: >=|…

*But more like a PISSED OFF evil! He STORMS down to the ring, slides in, and gets RIGHT into Yuri’s face! No mic, no nothing… he just LOOMS over her menacingly! Yuri, however, stands her ground and holds out the UCTF logo on her shirt!*

Yuri: >=|! YOU SEE THIS!? You even lay a FINGER on me… and I’m throwning you out of this match. e_e…

Raven: ……..

Bob: THAT’S why she did it! For security!

Jeice: If Raven REALLY wants that belt for his own, he has to keep his hands offa Yuri! That’s smart. Bloody genius!

Ralph: AND we get to see her in that outfit! H_H

*”Feel So Numb” starts up next, and the crowd gives a nice reaction as Mercy stomps her way down the ramp, pulling on her whip in her hands!*

Mercy: >=)

*She slides in, and goes for Raven, but Yuri steps in the way to block her! “Midnight Mountain” starts up next, and Aisha makes her way down to the ring, bouncing in herself, and prompting Yuri to keep her separate!*

Aisha: >=|!

Mercy: >=|!

*”Emerald Sword” starts up finally, prompting a BIG reaction from the crowd as Ryokun makes his way down to the ring with a purpose!*

Ryo: >:|….

Bob: Ryo FINALLY getting his chance to get even with Raven Darc!

Ralph: Hey! Where is Raven? O_o? He ain’t in the ring…

!!!!BLAAAOOOWWW!!!!!

Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ryo: X_X!!!!

*Raven had slid out of the ring, and COMPLETELY blindsides Ryo as he was about to climb in! Ryo SMACKS the ground, but Raven picks him right up, and SLAMS him with the Endless Waltz, right on the concrete!!!*

Crowd: *BOOS*

Raven: >=D!

*Raven climbs up onto the ring apron! Yuri, unable to do anything, just calls for the bell!*

*DING, DING, DING!!*

Bob: And here we go!

*Raven gets into position in his corner, as Aisha and Mercy circle each other inside the ring!*

Jeice: Hey Ralphie boy… e_e care to redeem yourself for not working last week by explaining the rules to this match?

Ralph: GLADLY, JEICE! ^_^ In this match, two people are in the ring at one time, with the other two on the apron! Anyone can tag in ANYONE in this match, and if you’re pinned, submit, or are knocked out, you’re elimminated from the match! The match continues until only ONE person is left!

Bob: o_o… very professional, Ralph.

Ralph: Yeah, there’s a REASON I’m paid to wear this headset, Bobby Boy! >=|

*Mercy takes her whip, and unravels it, letting it drop to the ground! She lashes it out at Aisha, who jumps back to avoid it! Mercy lashes out with the whip again, but Aisha runs up the rope turnbuckle to avoid it! Mercy pulls back the whip again, then FINALLY connects with a lashing across Aisha’s back!*

Aisha: >_< !!

*Aisha goes down to one knee, and Mercy steps forward with a kick to her face! Aisha rolls back onto her stomach, and Mercy wraps the whip around her neck! Mercy JAMS her high heel into Aisha’s back, and PULLS back on the whip, choking Aisha!*

Bob: Early aggression by Mercy here!

Jeice: She ain’t Chaz, I’ll tell you that! No showboating from Mercy! She’s ALL business!

*Aisha, however, reaches to her throat, pulls on the whip, and starts BITING it! She thrashes about with the whip in her mouth, until it SNAPS, releasing her! Mercy is thrown back into the corner, and holds up what’s left of her stub of a whip!*

Mercy: o_o……..

Aisha: >=) *spits out the whip*

Mercy: >=|!!!

Ralph: LOL!!!! Guess Mercy won’t be using that!

*Don’t be too sure, Ralph! Mercy dives at Aisha, and grabs her in a headlock! She then maneuvers Aisha into a behind position, and starts using the handle to CHOKE Aisha from behind! Aisha struggles with Mercy, then judo flips Mercy over her head, and to the mat! Aisha bounces off the ropes, jumps over Mercy, then bounces off the other ropes! Mercy gets into a position, and catches Aisha on the way back with her feet into Aisha’s chest, flipping Aisha over her head!*

Bob: Nice back-and-forth action from Aisha and Mercy here!

Ralph: But wait, where’s Ryo??

*Ryo is JUST getting up now, and is slowly climbing up onto the ring apron! Aisha pulls herself up by the ropes, but is met by Mercy swinging her fists at her! Aisha ducks them, wraps her arms around Mercy, and flips her over into a bridging german suplex! Yuri goes down for the count!*

Yuri 1!……….2!…….

*Mercy kicks out! Aisha wastes NO time, and springs up to her feet! She scoops Mercy up from the mat, and whips her into the ropes! On her way back, Aisha goes for a dropkick, but Mercy CATCHES Aisha’s legs in mid-air, and uses them to flip her over to the side, and to the mat! Aisha pulls herself up again, but Mercy beats her down near the ropes! She lays Aisha across the second rope, and bounces off the far ones! She goes into a dropkick of her own, which drives Aisha through the ropes and to the floor!*

Crowd: OOOOHHHHHH!!!!

*Aisha flips out, and flops onto the floor! Mercy slides out herself, just as Ryo is FINALLY pulling himself up onto the apron to the opposite of Raven! Mercy grabs Aisha by the head, and slams it into the guardrail! Her hand then travels down Aisha’s back, and grabs her by her VERY long ponytail! She knots it up in her fist, and uses it to whip Aisha back into the ring!*

Aisha: @!@&**)@@U##^!!!!!

Ralph: LOL!!! Guess pulling her hair ranks up there with her “pet peeves!”

*Aisha, desperate, crawls over to the corner, and tags Ryokun in! The crowd ERUPTS as Ryo climbs in, and Mercy looks over to Raven!*

Mercy: e_e…..

Raven: …..

*She DARTS over to tag in Raven, but Raven steps OFF of the apron!*

Raven: e_e

Bob: Oh, come on!!!

Jeice: He knows Ryo’s looking to wreck him! Smart move by Raven there!

*But the fans have a DIFFERENT opinion!*

Crowd: PUSS-Y! PUSS-Y! PUSS-Y!

Raven: >=\

*Nevertheless, Mercy turns around, and walks RIGHT into a punch from Ryo! Ryo keeps hammering away on her, pushing her back into the corner! She starts punching him back, but he gets up his forearms to block! Through it, he then drives a knee into her gut!*

Mercy: x_X!!

*Mercy doubles over, and Ryo hip tosses her out of the corner! He backs away, as if to let her get up, but then spins around and DRILLS Raven right in the chin with a punch!*

!!!BLAAAOOWWW!!!!

Crowd: OOOOOHHH!!!!!

*Raven is knocked back, and slams BACK first into the guardrail! Mercy, however, siezes the opportunity, and gives Ryo a forearm to the back! Ryo stumbles forward into the corner, and Mercy grabs him by his legs! Ryo holds onto the top rope, but Mercy gives a huge YANK, pulling him off of the ropes, and dropping him face-first to the canvas!*

Bob: Man! First Aisha and now Ryokun! Mercy marks showing what she’s made of here tonight!

*Mercy picks up Ryokun by the hair, and brings him over to the other corner, where Aishia is waiting! She throws Ryo head-first into the turnbuckle, then tags in Aishia!*

Aisha: >=)!!

*Aisha hops up onto the top rope, and holds Ryo’s head to her knee! She then pushes off, and RIDES Ryo’s FACE down to the mat with her knee!*

Ryo: X_X_X_X_X!!!!

*Aisha rolls off of him, then goes right for an armbar on the mat! Yuri goes down to check and see if Ryo is going to tap out!*

Yuri: You give up?

Ryo: >_< !!!

*But, Aisha holds onto his arm, and starts lifting him up! She then whips him around into her, and drops him with a one-arm DDT! Ryo rolls with it, and ends up FLAT on his back! Aisha then runs to the corner, where she climbs up the turnbuckle! But, it’s the corner where Raven is waiting! Raven SMACKS the ropes with his hands, “dismounting” Aisha onto her crotch!*

!!!!DINGGGG!!!!!!

Aisha: X___X!!!

*Raven then reaches over, and tags HIMSELF in!*

Ralph: Oh, come on! NOW he’s gonna fight Ryo, when Ryo’s down and at a disadvantage! >=\

*Raven goes over to Ryo just as he’s getting up, and stomps him RIGHT back down to the mat! Raven yanks up Ryo by his hair, and whips him into the ropes! He catches Ryo on the way back with a knee, sending him flipping down to the mat!*

Jeice: Raven may be cheap, but the bloke’s SMART! Strategy is what these matches are all about! And if he expect to survive long enough to win, he’s gotta let OTHER people do his dirty work for him!

*Raven picks up Ryo again, and locks Ryo’s arms behind his back! He flips Ryo over his head, into a bridging Tiger Suplex!*

Yuri: 1……………..2………………..

*Ryo kicks out! Raven is IRATE, though, and immedietly gets into Yuri’s face!!*

Raven: >=|!!! You call that a count!??!

Yuri: HEY!! >=| *holds out shirt* REFEREE. You look, DON’T TOUCH.

*Raven grits his teeth, but as soon as he turns around, he’s greeted by Ryo’s fist! Ryo’s starting to get a second wind, and starts hammering away on Raven! Raven seeing his opportunity gone, scrambles to the corner to tag in Mercy! Mercy, however, jumps OUT of the way of Raven, and he gets NOTHING but turnbuckle to his face! Ryo POUNCES on Raven, and starts beating Raven’s head into the turnbuckle!*

!!!THUD!! !!THUD!! !!THUD!! !!THUD!!!

Raven: X_X!!!

*Ryo slams Raven’s head REPEATEDLY into the top turnbuckle, THEN into the second turnbuckle, then into the BOTTOM turnbuckle!*

Ralph: LOL!!! Raven getting a nice guided tour of the corner by Ryokun there!

Bob: It looks like Raven doesn’t have ANY friends here in this match! Not with his cocky attitude, at least!

*Ryo tosses Raven down to the mat, and Mercy reaches over the ropes, and tugs on Ryo’s shirt! She holds out her hand, and Ryo tags her in!*

Bob: And here comes Mercy!

*Mercy goes RIGHT to work on Raven, stomping on his prone body, then sticking both her heels into the small of his back, and using the ropes to press them into his back! Raven YELLS out in pain, and flails about to kick her off! He then scrambles to the other side of the ring, and manages to tag in Aisha!*

Aisha: >=\…

*Aisha gives Raven a kick, sending him to the apron before she climbs in! She charges RIGHT at Mercy, and JUST ducks a clothesline from the vampire! Mercy bounces off the ropes, then goes for a cross-body on Aisha, but Aisha catches her, then uses her momentum to toss Mercy over her head, bringing her down NECK FIRST on the top rope!*

Crowd: OOOOHHH!!!!!

*Mercy leans up against the ropes, clutching her neck, but Aisha comes up behind her, lifts her up, and slams her with a brainbuster! Aisha rolls over with it, and covers!*

Yuri: 1!……………….2!………….*KICKOUT!*

*Mercy kicks out! Aisha yanks up Mercy again, and sticks Mercy’s head between her legs! She then lifts up mercy, takes two steps forward, and powerbombs her to the mat! Aisha slides forward with a pin!*

Yuri: 1!……2-

*But through the ropes, Raven tags himself in AGAIN by slapping Aisha’s back, then KICKS her off of Mercy! He climbs in, and quickly covers Mercy himself! Yuri, confused, hesitates before making the count again!*

Yuri: 1!……………2!……….

*But Mercy kicks out!*

Ralph: I know he’s RAVEN Darc, but I think he should considor a new bird for his first name.

Jeice: What, VULTURE Darc? >=)

Ralph: …..damn I’m rusty at this. >_<

Jeice: LOL!!!

*Raven, suprised that Mercy kicked out, and seeing Aisha coming after him, quickly dives through the ropes, then slaps Aisha’s hand again, tagging himself OUT!*

Crowd: RAVEN’S A PUSSY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* RAVEN’S A PUSSY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Raven: >=|!!!

*Aisha snarls at Raven, then turns to Mercy, who’s just stumbling over to Ryo’s corner, and tags him in! Ryo JUMPS over the ropes, and charges at Aisha! But Aisha ducks, and Ryo hits the far ropes! Raven, however, hangs off of the top rope, pulling it down, and causing Ryo to flip over the ropes, and down to the floor!*

Ryo: O_O!!! GAAAHHHH!!!!

!!!!SMACKKK!!!!!

Crowd: OOOHHH!!!!

*Ryo lands FLAT on his back, and slowly starts getting up! Raven, however, is out on the apron, and gets a running start before DIVING at Ryo! Ryo, however, sees him coming, CATCHES him, and powerslams Raven down to the floor!*

!!!SMACCKKK!!!

Crowd: OOOOHHH!!!!

Bob: Raven trying to capitalize on Ryo’s mishap!

Ralph: Hey, they don’t call them “High Risk” moves for NOTHING!

*Ryo pauses for a moment to catch his breath, but the crowd starts BUZZING again as Aisha gets a running start in the ring, LEAPS over the top rope, and lands with a spin kick to Ryo’s face, knocking the two down to the floor!*

Crowd: OOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*All THREE are down on the outside, and are slowly getting up! Mercy, however, gets a running start along the apron, runs up the turnbuckle, then LAUNCHES into a shooting star press onto all THREE of them!*

All 4: X_X!!!!

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: And all four fighters are down on the outside!

Ralph: This match looks like it’s gonna get out of hand in a hurry!

*And it DOES, Ralph! Oh, how it does. Ryo and Raven both start fighting with each other out into the aisle, while Mercy takes Aisha over the guardrail, and into the crowd! Raven grabs Ryo, and throws him haphhazardly into the guardrail! Raven charges forward with a shoulder, but Ryo steps aside, and RAMS Raven’s head into the guardrail!*

Raven: X_X

*Meanwhile, out in the crowd, Mercy is dragging Aisha along among the fans! Mercy shoves a fan out of the way, and slams Aisha’s head into a chair! Aisha stumbles forward, and Mercy folds up the same chair she slammed Aisha on! She swings the chair over her head to hit Aisha with it, but Aisha just swings her fist, and SLAMS the chair right into Mercy’s face!!!*

Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mercy: X_X

*Mercy goes FLYING back onto the concrete! The fans are going NUTS as Aisha pushes her way through, and yanks up Mercy! She then lifts up Mercy above her head in a press slam! The fans start BUZZING, as Aisha CHUCKS Mercy into the screaming crowd! The crowd becomes COMPLETELY unglued!*

Crowd: A-SHIA! A-SHIA! A-SHIA! A-SHIA!

Aisha: ^_^!!!

*Aisha pushes her way through the crowd again towards Mercy, but Mercy DIVES through the people with a chair, and BREAKS the damn thing over Aisha’s head!*

!!!!CRAAAACKKK!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ralph: *SPIT TAKE* DID YOU SEE THAT!?!

Jeice: That damn thing EXPLODED over Aisha’s head! Shards went EVERYWHERE!

*Aisha is BLOWN back by the shot! Mercy drags Aisha down to the ring, as Ryo is dragging down a beaten Raven! Ryo leaves Raven out at ringside, and climbs up to the apron! Mercy climbs in after rolling Aisha in, and Ryo reaches over and tags her!*

Bob: That makes Mercy the legal fighter in the ring right now!

*Mercy takes Aisha, and whips her into the corner! Aisha stumbles out, and Mercy charges her! Aisha, acting quickly, ducks down, but Mercy leapfrogs over her, and onto the second rope! Mercy vaults off, and kicks Aisha RIGHT in the face!*

!!!SMAAACCCCKKK!!!!!!!

*Aisha FLIPS the kick is so hard! Mercy gets up, and grabs Aisha from behind! She lifts up the Ctarl-Ctarl, spins her around in mid-air, and brings her down NECK FIRST to the mat!*

Aisha: X___X!!!!

*Mercy picks Aisha back up, and gets behind her again! She tucks her head under Aisha’s arm, and goes to lift her up! Aisha though, flips out of the hold, staggers back a couple of steps, then swing around to tag in Ryokun!*

Bob: Aisha barely escapes Mercy there, tagging Ryo in!

*Ryo steps through the ropes, and charges at Mercy, who leapfrogs over him! But, Ryo jumps, vaults off the second rope, and catches Mercy right on the CHIN with a spin kick! Mercy goes down to the mat, and Ryo yanks her up! He punches her in the gut a couple of times before whipping her into the ropes! On the way back, Mercy tries to leap up into a hurricanrana, but Ryo catches her, and slams her down to the side of him!*

Mercy: X_X!!!

*Mercy rolls over onto her stomach, holding her back in pain! Ryo pulls her up over his head, then SLAMS her back-first into the turnbuckle! One of Mercy’s legs catch on the turnbuckle, and she’s hanging in a tree of woe position! Ryo goes over, kicks her a couple of times, then sticks his foot into her throat, using the ropes to choke her!*

Ralph: Ryo in control!

Jeice: This bloke may be winning over Mercy here, but he can’t lose focus as to who his REAL enemy is! As soon as he can get his hands on Raven again, the Demon’s MINUTES are numbered!

*Ryo steps back, and lets Mercy fall to the mat! He picks her up, then whips her into the corner where Raven is! Raven jumps out of the way, and Mercy slams back-first into the turnbuckle! Ryokun GLARES at Raven, as the crowd starts BUZZING!*

Raven: o_o…..

Ryo: >=|

Raven: >=|!!!

*Raven reaches over, and tags out Mercy! The crowd EXPLODES as Raven climbs through the ropes, and starts going blow-for-blow with Ryo!*

Bob: AND HERE WE GO!!! RAVEN AND RYO IN THE RING AT THE SAME TIME!!!

*The two brawl with each other for a bit, then Ryo gets the upper hand with a quick knee to Raven’s gut! He leans back, and WAILS on Raven’s face with a punch! Raven staggers back towards the ropes, but Ryo follows up with ANOTHER punch! Raven leans up against the ropes, and Ryo CONTINUES punching him in the face, as the crowd counts along!*

Crowd: …..5!…. 6!… 7!… 8!… 9!…

*Ryo stops at nine, takes a step back, then SPINS around before DRILLING Raven right in the CHEST with a monster roundhouse punch that blows him THROUGH the ropes, and to the floor!*

Crowd: 10!!!! *POPS!!*

*Raven is DOWN on the concrete, holding his gut! Mercy, then climbs up the turnbuckle, and launches off, driving BOTH of her knees into Raven’s gut! Aisha climbs up the opposite turnbuckle, then jumps off herself, flipping into a legdrop across Raven’s throat!!!*

Raven: X______X!!!!

Bob: And Raven getting a little punishment from his other two opponents!

Ralph: I think they want Raven out of this match as much as Ryo wants to DESTROY him!

*The two women pick up Raven’s body, and roll him into the ring, where Ryokun is waiting! Ryo picks up Raven, then puts him up on his shoulders in a fireman’s carry! Ryo then runs up the ropes, and SLAMS Ryo down to the mat!*

Ralph: X_x…. Angelese Suplex of DOOM!

Bob: Ryo gving a tribute to his tag team partner Hystalin here!

*Ryo gets up from the mat, and sees Aisha impaitently jumping on the ring apron, with a chair in her hand! Ryo hesitates for a moment, tags her in, then lifts Raven up onto his shoulders! Aisha climbs up to the top rope, then LEAPS off, dropkicking the chair into Raven’s face!!!*

!!!!BLAAOOOWW!!!!

Crowd: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Jeice: A Van Terminator combined with a doomsday device!! X_x Raven HAS to be out!!

*Aisha quickly covers!*

Yuri: 1!….2!-

*But Raven kicks out! Aisha gets up to her feet, then bounces off the ropes! Raven gets up himself, but CATCHES Aisha on the way back with a full nelson, which he chains into a two-handed facebuster down to the mat! Both Aisha and Raven are DOWN!*

Raven & Aisha: X_x!!!

*Aisha is slowly getting up, as Raven crawls over towards Mercy! Mercy wastes no time, and tags in! She goes RIGHT for Aisha, and levels her with a clothesline! Mercy yanks Aisha up, then whips her into the ropes! But, Aisha goes into a handstand, BOUNCES off the ropes with her legs, then DRIVES an elbow into Mercy’s face! Mercy goes down, holding her nose! Aisha though, goes RIGHT to Mercy’s head, then starts BEATING it repeatedly to the mat!*

Mercy: X_X_X_Xx_X_X_X_X!!!

*Aisha throws Mercy’s head down to the mat, then slides outside! The crowd then lets out a HUGE pop as Aisha is flipping up the ring apron, and pulling out a table!*

Ralph: Aisha going for the wood here!

Bob: Mercy just might be the first one elimminated from this match!!

*Aisha slides the table into the ring, and then climbs in herself! Mercy is just getting up, but Aisha is right on her, taking her and slamming her into the turnbuckle! Aisha turns around, and goes to pick up the table! She’s just about to unfold it and set it up, when Mercy comes out of the corner, and DROPKICKS it into Aisha’s face!*

!!!!BLAAAOOWW!!!!

Crowd: OOOOHHH!!!!

*BOTH women are down on the mat Aisha pulls herself up by the ropes, and Mercy does as well on the opposite side! Aisha uses the ropes to gain momentum, then charges at Mercy! Mercy has NO time to react, as Aisha goes into a flying spin kick that knocks her down to the mat! Aisha yanks up Mercy, then drops her down with a suplex!*

Aisha: ^_^!!!!

Crowd: *POPS!!!*

*Aisha, instead of going for the pin, goes over to the table, and starts unfolding the legs! She sets it up in the middle of the ring, then turns to Mercy! She picks up Mercy, whips her into the ropes, then tries to backdrop her onto the table!! But, Mercy manages to get her hands onto the table, does a bridge to avoid going through it, then bounces her feet off of the top rope, and sending them STRAIGHT into Aisha’s FACE, knocking her down!*

Bob: Wow!!! What a reversal by Mercy!

Ralph: She’s still in this!!!

*Mercy shakes her head to get her bearings, then picks up Aisha, rolling her onto the table! Mercy gives Aisha a few punches to keep her in place, then climbs up the turnbuckle!*

Jeice: Oh shit…

Ralph: INCOMING!!!!

!!!CRAASSSSHHHH!!!!!!!

*Mercy jumps off the turnbuckle, and drives BOTH of her feet into Aisha’s chest, driving her through th table!!*

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT!!! HO-LY SHIT!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!

*Aisha is OUT! Mercy quickly jumps on top of her, and Yuri makes the count!*

Yuri: 1!………..2!……………3!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: *HUGE POP*

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Aisha Clan-Clan HAS BEEN ELIMMINATED!!

Aisha: X_X…….

Bob: And that’s one down! FINALLY, after what can only be called one HELL of an effort, Aisha has been eliminnated!

*Aisha rolls out of the ring, as Mercy turns to Raven!*

Mercy: >=|…….

*Raven slowly climbs into the ring, and puts up his hands!*

Raven: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!

*Raven waves his hands in the air, then points to Ryo*

Raven: Let’s take care of HIM first. >=)

Mercy: e_e….

*Mercy only shoots Raven a HARSH glare, then walks over and tags in Ryo!*

Ryo: e_e… O_O!!!

!!!!THUDDD!!!!

Crowd: *BOOS!*

*RIGHT after tagging Ryo in, Mercy LEVELS him with a punch! She climbs out onto the apron, then HOLDS Ryo there, allowing Raven to mercilessly pound Ryo’s body!*

Bob: And it looks like Mercy has decided to ACCEPT Raven’s offer of a team-up here!

Ralph: Mercy wants to win, and will do ANYTHING necessary to achieve it!

Jeice: And she’ll even go as far as to make a pact with the Demon himself!*

*Mercy lets go of Ryo’s body, and climbs into the ring! Raven and Mercy both whip Ryo into the ropes, and they both knee him on the way back, sending him flipping down to the mat! Raven goes over and picks up the chair Aisha used earlier, then SLAMS it into Ryo’s back! Ryo is helpless as Raven repeatedly continues to slam him with the chair!*

Ryo: X_X!!!

*Then, MERCY goes down to the mat, and locks on a guillotine choke on Ryo!! She PULLS hard with her arms, cutting off his air! Yuri, however, doesn’t look for a tap out, she struggles to pull Mercy off!*

Yuri: >=|!! GET OFF HIM! You’re not the legal person!!

Mercy: >=|…

*Mercy releases the hold, and then rolls out to the apron, leaving Raven with a prone Ryokun! Raven lifts up Ryo, then whips him into the ropes! Ryo comes back, and tries desperately for a flying clothesline! But, Raven ducks under it, and then drives a boot right to Ryo’s midsection!*

Ryo: X_X!!!

*Ryo hits the mat, and holds his gut in pain! Raven picks him up and whips him into the ropes again! Mercy CATCHES Ryo as he hits the ropes, then suddenly VAULTS over, with his neck on her shoulder!*

!!BLAAAOOWW!!!!

Bob: Diamond Dust from the outside on Ryokun!

Ralph: Ryo has NO CHANCE in there! It’s two-on-one!

Jeice: Two-on-one or not… eventually, Raven and Mercy WILL have to fight each other if they elimminate Ryokun here!!

*Mercy gets up from the mat, and Raven yanks up Ryo! He gets into position, and….*

!!!!!BLAAOOOWW!!!!!

Crowd: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!

*ENDLESS WALTZ on Ryokun!! Ryo BOUCNES off the mat, and rolls to the outside! Raven gets up on the ropes, and starts spewing taunts at Ryo’s half-knocked out body!*

Ralph: THAT’S IT!! THAT’S IT!! This HAS to be over!

Jeice: WAIT A MINUTE!!

*The crowd suddenly comes UNGLUED and pops like hell, as a certain Pyro Maniac is in the ring, with a 2×4 in his hands!!!*

Andre Tau: >=)!!!

!!!!!TWAAACKKK!!!!!

Crowd: *POPS!!!!*

Bob: ANDRE TAU!!! ANDRE TAU!!! ANDRE TAU IS HERE!!!

Ralph: He HAS to be looking for revenge after losing his shot to Raven last week!

*Andre hits Raven SQUARE in the back with the 2×4! Raven slumps down to one knee from the shot, then Andre spins him around! Andre kicks in the flames on his hands, then starts delivering a flurry of punches to Raven’s midsection!*

Raven: x_X_X_X_x_X_x-X_X_X____X!!!

*Andre then whips Raven into the ropes, and SMACKS him down with a flaming clothesline! The crowd EXPLODES!!*

Crowd: *chanting* AN-DRE-TAU!!!! AN-DRE-TAU!!!! AN-DRE-TAU!!!! AN-DRE-TAU!!!!

!!!!BLAAOOOWW!!!!!

Andre: X_X!!!

*But Andre forgot about one thing…. MERCY! Mercy BLINDSIDES Andre from behind with a stiff punch to the back of the head! She lifts him up onto her shoulder, runs with him, and tosses him over the top rope!!!*

!!!!THUDDD!!!!

Crowd: OOOOHHH!!!

*Andre lands ACROSS the guardrail like Sabu taking a bad bump!*

Bob: And Mercy gives a little help to her “partner” here! >=\

*The crowd is booing like hell when Mercy reaches down, and helps up Raven!*

Raven: x_X… ^_^

Mercy: ^_^…… >=)!!!

*Suddenly, Mercy kicks Raven in the gut, hauls him up, and slams him down in a Falcon’s Arrow!*

Crowd: *HUGE ASS POP*

Ralph: O_O!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT!

Jeice: It was a set-up! Mercy isn’t on ANYBODY’S side!

*Mercy gets up, pulls up Raven to his feet, then runs up the turnbuckle! The groggy Raven doesn’t even see her coming when she jumps off, goes into a forward flip, and lands with her legs around his head! She then FLIPS him over into a pinning position!*

Bob: DRAGON RANA! DRAGON RANA!!!

*Yuri quickly goes down for the count!*

Yuri: 1!……….2!…………………3!

Crowd: *HUGE ASS POP*

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Raven Darc, HAS BEEN ELIMMINATED!!

*Mercy kicks Raven’s limp body out of the ring, just as Ryokun is rolling back in!*

Ralph: And then there were two!

Bob: Raven’s been taken care of! No more tagging in this match, it’s one-on-one now to determine the Intergalactic champion!!

*Mercy waits leaning against the ropes, breathing heavily, as Ryo climbs up to his feet, also out of breath! The two LOCK into a staredown as the fans start cheering like hell!*

Mercy: >=|….

Ryo: >=|……..

*The two charge at each other, and lock up! Mercy works Ryo into a headlock, but Ryo reverses it buy lifting her up, and falling back with her! Ryo gets up quickly, and grabs Mercy’s legs! He tucks two of them under his arm, and flips her over!*

Bob: Cloverleaf submission by Ryo!!

*Ryo LEANS back with the hold, and Mercy grits her teeth in pain! Yuri’s right down next to her, but Mercy is clawing her way towards the ropes! She reaches out, and is JUST able to grab the bottom one!*

Yuri: ROPE BREAK! ROPE BREAK!! Ryo, drop the hold!!!

*Ryo drops Mercy’s legs, but the damage is done! Mercy can HARDLY stand on her feet, which makes it easy as hell for Ryo to LEVEL her with a punch when she gets up to her feet! Ryo pulls her up, and tosses her into the corner! Ryo gets into position, and cups his hands together!*

!!!!!!!BLAAOOOWW!!!!!!!

Crowd: OOOOHHH!!!

*Ryo SLAMS Mercy in the corner with a ki blast! Mercy bounces OFF the turnbuckle, and out into the center of the ring! Ryo goes down for the over!*

Yuri: 1!…….2!…….*KICKOUT!*

Ryo: O_O!!

*That’s right, Mercy KICKS OUT! She wants the title BAD! Ryo picks up a weak and beaten Mercy, and tosses her over his shoulder! He then takes to the sky, flying nearly THIRTY feet into the air! Mercy is HELPLESS as Ryo goes streaking down towards the mat!*

Bob: Oh my god…

Ralph: INCOMING!!!!

!!!!!!!BLAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*Ryo slams her SO HARD into the mat, she leaves a DENT in it around her body! Ryo lays next to her, exhausted herself, and then rolls over to make the cover!*

Yuri: 1!……………..2!……………..

*KICKOUT*

Ryo: O_O!!!

Bob, Ralph, & Jeice: O___O!!!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT!!! HO-LY SHIT!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!

*MERCY KICKS OUT!!! Ryo CAN’T believe it! After a THIRTY FOOT SLAM, Mercy is STILL able to kick out!!*

Bob: My god… what will it take to keep Mercy down???

*Mercy slowly gets up to her feet, and Ryo slowly gets up himself, STILL stunned that she got up!*

Ryo: o_o…..>=|!!!!!

*Ryo then BLASTS off and starts flying towards Mercy! Mercy, however, jumps out of the way and….*

!!!!CLANNNGGG!!!!!!!

Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*Redirects Ryo STRIGHT into the ringpost! Ryo’s head makes a damn DENT in it!*

Ryo: X_X!!!!

*Mercy takes Ryo, and whips him into the other corner! She charges towards him herself, then goes into a handstand, picking up the chair in the ring, then in mid air, positioning it on her feet and dropkicking it into Ryo’s FACE!!*

!!!!!!BLAAOOOWW!!!!!!

Ryo: X___X!!!!

*Ryo slumps down in the corner! Mercy gets up, turns Ryo around so he’s facing the turnbuckle, and climbs to the top!*

Bob: What is she….

*With INCREDIBLE strength, she manages to wrench Ryo up into a powerbomb position on the top rope! She balances with him for a moment, then LAUNCHES off into a Shooting Star press while still holding Ryo!*

Crowd: O_____O!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BLAAAOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: *HUGE ASS POP!!!*

*Mercy SLAMS Ryo down with a shooting star press powerbomb!*

Ralph: DID YOU SEE THAT!?!?!?

Jeice: *JAW DROPS*

*Mercy, exhausted, throws herself over Ryo!*

Yuri: 1!………….2!………………………3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Crowd: *HUGE POP!!!!*

Bob: SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT!!! AMAZING!!!! NEW INTERGALACTIC CHAMPION!!!!!

Ralph: MERCY MARKS HAS WON THE FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH!!! X___X!!!!

WINNER and NEW UCTF Interplanetary Champion: Mercy Marks

*Mercy rolls off of Ryo, COMPLETLY spent, as Yuri helps her up, draping the IG belt over her shoulder!*

Bob: In what can only be described as a MARATHON of a match, Mercy Marks is the NEW UCTF IG cham-

Ralph: HEY WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!

!!!!BLAAAOOOOWWWW!!!

*The crowd’s cheers suddenly turn to boos, as from behind with a chair with the sneak attack is none other than the IP champion, NNNN!*

NNNN: >=)!!!

Crowd: *BOOS*

Ralph: WHAT’S HE DOING HERE?!?

Jeice: Losing his face heat, that’s what! >=|!

Bob: NNNN is supposed to face the winner of this match, but LATER tonight!

*But NNNN isn’t going to wait! He goes down, and starts punching Mercy! Yuri has no choice, but to call for the bell!*

*DING, DING, DING!!!!*

Mercy Marks vs NNNN

Undisputed Intergalactic Championship

*NNNN picks up the DEAD tired Mercy, and whips her into the ropes! He then LEVELS her with the clothesline from Hell, drawing MASSIVE heel heat from the crowd!!!*

Jeice: >=|!! This is a DISGRACE!

Bob: Mercy is tired as HELL from that fatal four way match, and now NNNN is trying to pick up the easy win here!!!

*NNNN picks up Mercy, then kicks her in the gut, and gives her the stunner!*

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeice: AND HE GOES AND DOES THE MOVE THAT THE WIFEBEATER DOES. >=| I SHOULD KILL HIM

*NNNN goes down, and convers Mercy!*

Yuri: >_< !!! 1…………….2…………..

*KICKOUT*

Crowd: *HUGE ASS POP*

NNNN: *JAW DROPS*

Mercy: >=|!!!!!

*Mercy THROWS NNNN off of her! She gets up to her feet with FIRE in her eyes! NNNN SCREAMS like a bitch, and tries to run out of the ring! But, Mercy grabs him by the hair, and locks him into a sleeper hold!*

Bob: MERCY IS UP!!?!

Ralph: Oh shit…. LOOK OUT!!!

*Mercy’s mouth opens, revealing her fangs! The crowd goes nuts, and….*

Bob, Ralph, & Jeice: *look away!*

!!!!!!!CHOOOMPPP!!!!!!!

NNNN: X_______________________X!!!!!!!

*Mercy takes a BIG ASS chunk out of NNNN’s neck! The crowd EXPLODES as Mercy falls down on top of NNNN!*

Yuri: 1!……………….2!……………………..3!!!!!!!!

*DING, DING, DING, DING, DING!!!!!!!!!*

Bob: AND SHE DID IT!! AMAZING! NEW UNDISPUTED INTERGALACTIC CHAMPION!!!

Ralph: X_X After that HUGE match, Mercy STILL manages to beat NNNN RIGHT afterwards!

*Mercy rolls off of NNNN, as the EMTs come running down to tend to the HUGE ASS wound in his neck! Yuri helps up Mercy YET AGAIN, as “Feel So Numb” starts playing over the speakers again! Mercy looks around to the cheering fans, then holds up the belts high!*

Mercy: X_^!!!!

Crowd: *HUGE POP*

*Mercy then takes two chairs in the ring, sets them up in the middle of the ring, then stands on top of them! She holds the IP belt in one hand, and the IG belt in the other, as Yuri points upwards at her!*

WINNER and NEW UNDISPUTED UCTF Intergalactic Champion: Mercy Marks

Bob: My god… what a match! What a night! Mercy Marks goes to hell and BACK to become the undisputed Intergalactic Champion!

Ralph: x_x….. this, is one for the record books.

Jeice: Aw, fuck it. >=| BOYS. STAND UP AND APPLAUD FOR THIS WOMAN!!!

*Bob, Ralph, and Jeice all stand up and clap with the rest of the arena as Mercy stumbles down off the chairs, rolls out of the ring, and staggers her way to the back!*

SSS vs. Jann Lee

Bob: All right, ladies and gents! Now we’ve got SSS taking on Jann Lee in singles action!

Ralph: Damnit! No chicks!

Bob: Ralph!

Jeice: Heh, finally things are getting normal around here.

*First things first, “Papercut” starts to play and out comes SSS to the general welcome of the audience! But Mr. Shields isn’t coming down looking regular as clockwork, nope! He’s got a bright, shiny new leg brace wrapped up tight as a drum and he doesn’t seem to be perturbed by it being there!*

Bob: And here’s The Game, Triple S!

Ralph: The hell happened to him?

Jeice: Heh, dunno, but clearly someone’s trying to fill in for a certain recently fired bald-o.

*And while SSS is getting ready to climb into the ring, “Natural High” kicks in and Jann Lee comes from behind the curtain! The two fighters lock eyes and suddenly all thoughts about getting into the squared circle fly out the window as they rush at each other! The two meet in a flurry of fists, feet, and kiai shouts!*

Ralph: o_O!? Whoa!

Jeice: *almost chokes on his Fruitopia* LOL! There go some eager beavers.

Bob: Amazing! These two are really going at it! They didn’t even wait to get into the ring!

*The ref blinks cause he can’t officially call the match to have started yet! The two aren’t in the ring yet and if he was any kind of normal ref, he probably would’ve tried to break them up or at least yell at them… ‘Course, he is a UCTF ref and more prone to survival first, officiate later policy…*

Ref: *checks his watch and whistles*

*All that action slows down a bit and we catch a glimpse of Jann parrying away one of Triple S’s spinning backhands! As The Game attempts to follow through with another shot it seems The Dragon has other ideas… as he pounds his knuckles in a straight punch across Shawn’s face! Jann follows up, twisting his body to deliver an opposite-handed punch that scores a hit and opens the way for…*

!!BLAOW!!

*One dead serious Dragon Blow that knocks The Game for a loop! ‘Course SSS isn’t gonna go down so quick into the fight and he’s up and at ‘em like gangbusters… unfortunately that only saves Jann the trouble to haul him to his feet cause the professional bouncer’s quickly grabbing Shawn by the arm and Irish whipping him towards the edge of the ring!*

SSS: O_O!

Bob: Triple S in trouble!

Jeice: Take it from me. This is gonna hurt.

*The brain thinks fast when it sees it’s body’s about to smash into something painful… and The Game takes in the momentum, leaps forward, and deftly executes a high-flying backflip, aided by the toss! Jann screams his trademark yell and jumps up, hoping to leap kick SSS in the back on the rebound! Too bad it’s not to be as Shawn completes the flip with an especial twist… his outstretched foot smashing down upon Jann’s collarbone!*

!!BLAAAOW!!

Ralph: Ack… hey, I think I saw that sequence in a movie.

Jeice: Funny, I didn’t think pornos had these kind of action scenes.

Bob: LOL! Anyway, it looks like SSS has the advantage at the moment!

*Knowing there’s no way he’s gonna win unless the match actually goes anywhere, Triple S grasps the prone Jann and slings him into the squared circle! As soon as he slides in after, though, The Game manages to catch a hook kick to the mouth for his troubles… but, hey, at least the fight’s officially started!*

!!WHAM!!

Ref: *calls for the starter bell!*

(Ding!)

*Jann once again goes for his Dragon Cannon combo, but that move’s already been there and done that, leaving it wide open for SSS to block the first punch! Before The Dragon can pull his arm away he finds his opponent grasping it tightly, then using it as leverage to launch one devastating kick to his stomach! With Jann doubled over it’s child’s play for Shawn to hit…*

!!BLAAAOW!!

Bob: Flowing DDT!

Ralph: x_x!

Jeice: He’s going for the cover already! He’s pretty hopeful, heh.

*Yup, Triple S has indeed gone for the lateral press at the moment! The ref slides down and starts pounding some canvas!*

Ref: 1…

*Nope! Quick kick out by Jann shows it’s just started in this fight! Instead of picking Jann up, SSS backs away and gives the JKD fighter the chance to kip up on his own, which he does. The two circle each other; throwing a few feints that neither of them falls for… and then in an explosion of activity it’s Shawn on the offensive, going for that Viper attack that he was taught so long ago! Jann manages to sidestep the maneuver and do a little kick balletics of his own… in the form of a Dragon Spike!*

!!BLAAAAOW!!

Crowd: >_< OOOOH!!

*Can you say, “hurt”? I knew you could! And that’s exactly what SSS feels as he’s sent soaring into the ropes at an appreciable fraction of the local highway speed limit! The only thing that makes this worse is the fact that Jann’s got himself set up on the rebound for the…*

!!WHAAAM…CRIIICK!!

Jeice: Ugh… the sound that move makes is just wrong…

Ralph: >_< At least it’s not on the other side, if you know what I mean.

Bob: ~_~ Unfortunately I do.

*Yup, Jann has indeed stuck his left foot out to trip up Shawn on his way past, then a quick two-step forward and he’s sent his right to stomp and squish on the back of The Game’s head! Heck, Jann’s keeping his foot there for one arrogant pin attempt!*

Ref: *slides down* 1…

!!WHACK!!

*Well, there goes that plan as Triple S’s hand darts upwards, grabs Jann by the ankle, and uproots him in one arm-flailing display! But The Game’s gonna go further, cause he keeps a hold of Jann’s ankle as he stands, quickly delivering a fast stomp to the stomach!*

Jann: >_<!

*Temporarily winded there’s little The Dragon can do as SSS hooks his legs over his arms and, with a surprising burst of strength, lifts him straight off the ground and then slams him right back into the canvas!*

!!BLAAAOW!!

Bob: Nice pick-up powerbomb by SSS! The match is starting to get into his hands!

Ralph: You know what I’d like to get into my hands right now?

Jeice: Ugh, shut up, pudgy… *blinks* Heh!

Bob: What is it, Jeice?

Jeice: LOL, almost forgot how fun it was to say that.

Ralph: ~_~

*Well, regardless of all the fun in the commentator’s tower, in the ring things aren’t going well for Jann! Mainly cause Triple S has managed to keep his hold and deliver ANOTHER painful powerbomb!*

!!BLAOW!!

*Quick cover by SSS! The ref starts to count!*

Ref: 1…2…

*NO! Kickout by Jann! Surprise at this makes SSS forget a slightly cardinal rule as he starts to haul Jann to his feet… but it’s too late for regrets cause he soon feels that unique feeling of an elbow connecting with your stomach at high speeds. Doubling over from the attack isn’t so much fun either since Jann’s rising knee connects with his chin, sending him doubling over the opposite direction!*

!!WHAAM!!

Fans: >_<!

*And then there’s the coup de grace as Jann yells out in that distinct manner of his, leg arcing up impossibly high as he delivers a picture perfect Dragon Flare that rakes Shawn from top to bottom!*

!!BLAOW!!

Bob: Jann with a comeback! It’s definitely getting fierce in there!

Ralph: As if it wasn’t at the start?

Jeice: We’ll see if Dragon boy can keep this edge long enough!

*Shawn shakes out the cobwebs from the maneuver and quickly ducks underneath a powerful Dragon Blow, the rush of its passage actually parting his hair! SSS goes for a leg sweep but Jann’s able to leap over it, landing just in time to block a spinning heel kick from The Game! Jann goes for a leg sweep of his own but now it’s Triple S’s turn to hop over it… and land straight into a turn-about leg sweep that knocks his feet out from underneath him!*

!!WHAM!!

*Shawn hits the mat hard and it’s all he can do to open his eyes and go O_O! as he sees Jann leaping into the sky! Fortunately for him he’s able to roll out of the way as Jann’s super-stomp attack hits ground zero, shaking the canvas! Course that leaves the Dragon wide open for a little retribution as SSS pulls his legs out from underneath him!*

!!WHAM!!

*The two roll backwards and hop to their feet… then charge each other, yelling… and then leap into the air, legs outstretched!*

Ralph: Oh, shit. Not another one of THESE again…

Jeice: LOL, what, you’re not used to it yet?

Bob: Uh oh! It’s ANYONE’S guess as to who’s standing when this is done!

!!BLAAAAOW!!

*The two pass each other by as the sound of impact ripples across the arena! They land back to back, not moving, not blinking an eye! But, for all you dramatic fans out there, there’s no theatrical gale, no moment of standing there after the attack… there’s only the sound of someone hitting the floor, hard*

SSS: X_X

Jann: >_<

*Er… and then there’s the sound of someone else falling backwards and hitting that someone else who hit the floor first. In other words, Jann falls on the body of Triple S in one of those awkward, not really intentional pins! The ref slides down to count!*

Ref: *slides down!* 1…2…3!!

(Ding!)

Jeice: LOOOL! They both hit each other!

Ralph: >_< Lucky Jann… if he fell forward it might have been a tie!

Bob: Well there you have it, folks! Jann Lee wins the match! What a great show by these two fighters!

*As “Natural High” plays the refs TRY to help them both to the back, but Jann Lee gives him the Dragon Blow! He jumps out of the ring, and runs through the crowd!*

Ralph: What the hell?!

Bob: For some reason, Jann is getting the hell out of…… e_e… oooh..

Jeice: HEH! Yeah! He doesn’t want to be there when Mercy’s well enough to come after him! o_o Good move! Let’s keep the cameras on him! >=)

*Jann wastes no time running into the parking lot, jumping in his vehicle and speeding away!*

Jeice: LOL x_X!! He’s running like a bitch!

Bob: Wouldn’t you?

Jeice: o_o..yeah, I would.

ALRIGHT PARTNA! JUST KEEP ON POSIN’! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!

*BOOOOOOOM!!!*

*“Posin’ starts up on the Jumbotron, which automatically warns the audience who’ll come out. Thinking that it was Dan Hibiki, everyone’s booing like crazy. Instead of Dan, three other individuals appear just as scary… the Pink Tsunami Stable! Out comes Joe Higashi, Hurricane Helms, and Mr. Satan. All three of them shout to the crowd, and the crowd is just plain indignant to them all!*

Bob: Ugh… it’s them!

Ralph: Pink Tsunami! >_<

Jeice: Who let these freaks in a UCTF fight? >:|

Bob: Who knows… but they got a fight tonight… against Badd Company.

*The Hurricane, Joe Higashi, and Mr. Satan slips into the ring altogether, all three of them anxious about their match. That’s is… until “Power Fighter” starts up on the Jumbotron!*

Pink Tsunami: o_o

*That’s right, folks. It’s former World and Grand Champion, Jin Saotome, armed with a steel chair! Out comes the kamikaze killer, walking toward the ring with one hell of a purpose. All he sees in front of him is the Pink Tsunami stable… and that makes him see red!*

Bob: Uh…. I think it’s safe to say that things are about to get BADD.

Ralph: Whatever you do, don’t become a comedian. e_e

Jeice: I’ll say… just say “no” to bad puns. >:|

*The Kamikaze Killer slips into the ring. As soon as he’s in, the Pink Tsunami stable rushes toward Jin and proceeds to beat the crap out of him. Jin tries his best to keep Joe, Mr. Satan, and the Hurricane at bay. The bashing continues… until “Master of the Shadows” starts up!*

Pink Tsunami: o_o

*“Master of the Shadows” can only mean one thing… Eiji Kisaragi. The ninja makes his way toward the ring to aide his tag team partner. He slips in and assists Jin to beat the crap out of the trio of Pink Tsunami. Mr. Satan flies in with a karate kick aimed toward Eiji’s face, but Eiji blocks and counters with a Kiko-hou that sends the “World Martial Arts Champion” back several feet. As for Jin, his arms are pinned back by Hurricane Helms while Joe Higashi uses the Bakuretsu Ken on Jin’s stomach like a punching bag! Eiji rushes to assist his partner, but Mr. Satan spears the ninja, and Eiji and Mr. Satan fight against each other!*

Bob: This fight has gotten crazy, and the last partner for Badd Company hasn’t arrived yet!

Ralph: Yeah… this match IS getting good… even though there isn’t any puppies in sight!

Jeice: Oh, how I missed you saying that word, mate! ;_;

*Seconds into the fight between Jin and Eiji and the Pink Tsunami stable… “Dream Warriors” starts playing on the Jumbotron! Out comes the UCTF Superstar, formerly known as “The KoK”, Exeus Chakan! He charges toward the ring like a rabid beast! It’s now three against one now, and the referee isn’t sure whether to keep the two teams at bay!*

Referee: o_o

Badd Company: >:|!!!
Pink Tsunami: >:|!!!

*The referee calls for the bell so that the match can officially begin and jumps out of the ring for fear for his own life! x_x*

*DING!*

*Exeus throws Mr. Satan and Hurricane Helms out of the ring, and Eiji follows Exeus, leaving Joe and Jin all alone. Now that it’s one-on-one, the two can officially have their match. Jin charges toward Joe with a Saotome Typhoon, and Joe moves out of the way and nails a well-placed Slash Kick that knocks Jin back several steps. As Jin recovers his bearings, Joe charges toward Jin with a Muay Thai kick to the face. Jin blacks Joe’s attack and counters with a slap to the face that almost knocks the bandana off of Joe’s head!*

Joe: >_< !!

Jin: >:|!!!

Bob: Shit! This fight’s getting hectic!

Ralph: I think I’m going to love this puppyless match! ^_^

*Joe becomes enraged, and he fires off the Hurricane Upper, a whirlwind of ki energy aimed toward the Kamikaze Killer. Jin backs away, the whirlwind dissipating before it could reach him. Jin bounces off the ropes and tries to clothesline Joe’s ass. Joe ducks and counters with a high kick to the back of Jin’s head. Jin turns around quickly and nails the Iron Palm Strike on Joe Higashi!*

*BLAOW!!*

Joe: >_<

Jin: >:|!!!

Bob: Jin Saotome’s pissed!

Jeice: Heh… I don’t know who I hate more… Pink Tsunami or Badd Company… e_e

*Joe stumbles a bit after being affected by Jin’s Iron Palm Strike. He recovers his bearings and strikes Jin with his patented Tiger Kick that sends Jin to the other side of the ring. Joe charges toward Jin for a slash kick as a way to finish Jin off early, but Jin recovers quicker than Jin expected, and he surprises the hell out of master of Muay Thai with a Exploding Kick that sends Joe over the ring and into the waiting arms of the rest of Pink Tsunami. Joe stands up slightly, and he appears to be seeing stars.*

Joe: @_@ Could someone please stop spinning the arena?!

Hurricane: Citizen Higashi! What is your problem?

*Joe sits down and takes a well-needed breather. Hurricane Helms tags his fellow partner and slips into the ring. It’s now between the Kamikaze Killer and the WWE’s favorite superhero!*

Hurricane: No one can stop the Hurricane! >:|

Jin: >:\

Ralph: Jin’s now facing the Hurricane?!

Bob: This guy reads too many comic books!

Jeice: Heh… wouldn’t it be funny if Jin lost to that guy?

Bob: Jeice?!

Jeice: What?! It would! >:|… hehe… >:]

*The Hurricane removes his cape and throws it aside, the Hurricane ready to fight in his partner’s place. Jin isn’t sure whether to beat the crap out of the comic book mark or to laugh his ass off. Too busy to decide, Jin doesn’t notice the savate kick aimed at his face coming from the Hurricane!*

*BLAOW!*

Jin: >_<… o_o *shakes his head* >:|!!!

Hurricane: Citizen Saotome, are you ready for the Hurricane?

Jin: wtf?

*Jin is definitely ready for the Hurricane! And he responds… with a Typhoon.. a SAOTOME Typhoon! Jin slaps the taste out of Hurricane Helms’ mouth with the Saotome Typhoon, sending the superhero… if you can call him that… back several steps. After the Saotome Typhoon, Jin bounces himself off the ropes and tries to nail a big boot right to the Hurricane’s face. Hurricane Helms ducks and counters with a neckbreaker. Hurricane Helms gets up quickly and raises his arms up like he’s Superman!*

Hurricane: >:|….

Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!!

Jeice: Heh… that little wanker should go back to his own damn fed! >:|

Bob: Goodness… he’s actually giving Jin some sport! o_o

*Hurricane Helms bounces himself off the ropes and tries for a clothesline, but Jin ducks. The Hurricane bounces himself off the ropes again, but the Hurricane is caught in drop kick upon the superhero’s chest. Hurricane Helms gets on his knees, and Jin gives the Hurricane a good shot to the ribs.*

Jin: Go back to your own damn fed! >:|

Hurricane: You will not stop the Hurricane! >:| *coughs*

*Jin picks up Hurricane Helms by his shoulder and throws his ass to the corner. Hurricane picks himself up. Jin charges toward the superhero, and the Hurricane puts his meathook around Jin’s jugular. The Kamikaze Killer is stopped in his tracks!*

Bob: What in the… o_o

*BLAOW!!*

*Yes, the Hurricane has put Jin Saotome through a surprising chokeslam! Jin gets up slowly. Before he can respond to the Hurricane, Eiji Kisaragi asserts himself in the match and surprises the Hurricane’s ass with a Koppa-giri that sends the Hurricane to the other side of the ring.*

Jin: What the…

Eiji: Hey, Jin… let me have him. e_e

Jin: Heh… can’t have all the fun by myself. He’s all yours. :| *TAGS*

*Jin tags Eiji in, and now Eiji Kisaragi is going to fight the Hurricane. Instead of fighting Eiji, he tries to appeal to Eiji’s ego.*

Hurricane: Citizen Kisaragi… it shall be an honor to fight you. Let’s shake hands.

*The Hurricane holds his hand out. Eiji, on the other hand, isn’t so willing to shake his hand. He’d rather break it, instead. Anyway…*

Eiji: ……

*BLAOWWW!!!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOH!!!!

*Well, that didn’t work so well. Anyway, Eiji takes a defensive stance as the Hurricane recovers from Eiji’s attack. He does, and charges toward Eiji as if he were flying like a speeding bullet. Eiji catches Hurricane Helms, hoists him in the air and lets him fall on his face! Hurricane gets on his knees and adjusts his mask, and Eiji follows up with a Kasumi-giri attack that knocks the superhero on his back! Eiji tries for a pin, and the ref makes the count.*

Ref: 1…

*Before the referee could get to 2, Hurricane Helms pushes the ninja off of him! He leaps up on his feet in one solid motion. Eiji tries to attack the Hurricane again, but Hurricane nails a savate kick to the face. The Hurricane gets his meathook ready for a chokeslam again. He connects, but he gets met with a Kisaragi Deathgrip! The Hurricane’s face turns blue!*

Hurricane: >_< !!!!

*Eiji makes the Hurricane gets on his knees, the Hurricane in immense pain. Before the Hurricane could even ponder about tapping out or passing out, Mr. Satan jumps in and nails a Megaton Miracle Punch that makes Eiji lose his grip. Exeus jumps in and spears the champion right out of his boots and out of the ring, but the damage has been done. The Hurricane is free though he’s going through a coughing fit. Eiji refocuses on Hurricane Helms, and tries for a Zantetsuha that makes the Hurricane fly out of the ring, joining Joe Higashi in the “assed out” section.*

Hurricane: Citizen Kent… can I have this dance? @_@

Mr. Satan: Heh. *TAPS*

*Mr. Satan taps himself into the match which receives a HUGE ovation from the crowd! Now it’s him going against Eiji Kisaragi. Mr. Satan asserts himself with a flying kick to Eiji’s face, which surprising makes Eiji fly to the nearest turnbuckle. He shakes the cobwebs from his brains and looks to the World Martial Arts Champion. He charges toward Mr. Satan with a Shadow Attack, followed with a drop kick on Mr. Satan’s face. Afterwards, Eiji does a backflip that has his legs viced around Mr. Satan’s neck. He arches his back, making Mr. Satan go through a hurricanrana, but Mr. Satan’ afro absorbs the lion’s share of the impact.*

Mr. Satan: Ha! You think you can defeat the greatest martial arts champion of the world! You are so mistaken! I can kick your ass with one hand tied behind my back!

Eiji: Whatever… e_e

*Mr. Satan leaps toward Eiji and nails a knee to the face, knocking Eiji on his back. Then, Mr. Satan gets on top of Eiji and pounds Eiji’s face in with his bare fist. After several punches, Eiji pushes Mr. Satan off of him. After he’s off, Eiji quickly gets back on his feet, and goes for a rapid fire knife edge chop, but Mr. Satan uses Eiji’s own momentum against him, pushing him aside and making Eiji fall out of the ring.*

Mr. Satan: Ha! Nice try, rookie! >:|

*What Mr. Satan doesn’t know is that Exeus Chakan makes his way in the ring, unbeknownst of Mr. Satan, breathing down the neck of the world martial arts champion.*

Mr. Satan: o_o What in the…

Exeus: >:|!!!!!

*Mr. Satan slowly turns around, similar to the style of a horror movie. He sees Exeus “The Beast” Chakan looking right at his ass like how a tiger looks at a sirloin steak. Mr. Satan responds to Exeus’ invitation wiht a knife edge chop right toward the Beast. However, Exeus catches Mr. Satan’s hand and throws him over his shoulder effortlessly! Mr. Satan lands on his afro, a good cushioning for his head. He gets back on his feet and assumes a defensive stance, bracing for another attack from the World Martial Arts Champion.*

Mr. Satan: C’mon, you monster! Come and get your ass handed back to you by the greatest martial arts champion in the world! >:|

Exeus: Don’t make me laugh. :|

*Exeus turns around like he’s some gorilla and goes for a spear on Mr. Satan, but Mr. Satan counters with a DDT, driving Exeus’ head on the ring. After that, Exeus gets back up as if shit ain’t happened! Mr. Satan’s lower jaw drops to the floor!*

Mr. Satan: O_O!!

Bob: Well, that didn’t work for Mr. Satan.

Jeice: Heh. e_e

*Exeus kicks Mr. Satan upon the abdomen. Afterwards, he grips his arm around his opponent’s head, runs about the nearby turnbuckle and nails the Skemia Drop on Mr. Satan. Mr. Satan gets up as fast as he can and tries to shake the cobwebs gathering in his afro-puffed head. Exeus, then, spears Mr. Satan to the turnbuckle, nearly denting it by the force. Exeus pulls himself off of what’s left of the turnbuckle to show Mr. Satan in dreamland and all propped up on the turnbuckle.*

Jeice: Crikey… I know that look. o_o

Bob: I think I know what’s he going to do… and I’m not sure if I want to watch! >_<

*Exeus walks back a few steps to get a running start. He runs toward Mr. Satan to “Faak a Raak Kaak”. Mr. Satan finally wakes up at the last possible moment to see Exeus coming after him. He moves out of the way, and Exeus ends up falling out of the ring, pulling the turnbuckle apart by his crotch! The men in the crowd wince in sympathy pains!*

Men in the crowd: X_X!!

Bob: Ugh! X_X

Ralph: Now why did he have to do that?! >_< !!!

Jeice: Crikey… his nuts could be powder with a fucked up move like that!

*Exeus gets back on his feet, and he feels like he’s feeling the pains of the damned between his legs. He staggers his way back in the ring, only to get a Megaton Miracle Punch right in the face. Exeus falls on his butt, bruised on both ends. Before Mr. Satan could finish the match, Jin and Eiji rushes into the ring to give the world martial arts champion a double suplex to the other side of the ring, sparing their partner. There, Jin and Eiji proceeds to beat the ugly out of the world martial arts champion!*

Mr. Satan: X__X!!!

Bob: This could be it for the Pink Tsunami!

Jeice: Oh well…

Ralph: This could possibly mean the end of the…

……..YOU’VE GOT THE TOUCH………………

YOU’VE GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH!!!

*The same motivational song, “The Touch, that have pumped up Dan Hibiki is having the same effect on Joe and the Hurricane! The two of them bolts from their stupor and enters the ring like they mean business! Hurricane Helms and Joe Higashi aids their fellow stablemate from the onslaught of the Kamikaze Ronin!*

Bob: What the hell?!

Ralph: That music works on them, too?! o_o

Jeice: This is too fucked up, man… ~_~

Joe Higashi: >:|!!

Hurricane Helms: >:|!!

*Joe turns Jim Saotome around and nails a Bakuretsu Ken on the Kamikaze Killer. As for Hurricane Helms, he pulls Eiji away by the back of his neck and throws him aside. Then, he starts beating the tar out of Eiji. Mr. Satan and Exeus crawls out of the ring in pain, leaving Jin, Eiji, Joe, and Hurricane Helms to fight on their own.*

Bob: Where the hell is that music coming from?!

Jeice: My guess would be the sound room. e_e

Ralph: And to think this was once my music. :|

*Meanwhile, in the sound room…*

Dan: >:]

*Back in the ring, fight between Jin, Eiji, Joe, and the Hurricane continues. Hurricane Helms bounces himself on the ropes and tries for a cross body, but Eiji catches him and makes him fall on his knee. Meanwhile, Jin’s beating the tar out of the Muay Thai master as best as he can, but Joe somehow, sneaks in a move Joe calls the “Strongest Low Kick in History”, sending Joe to the center of the ring into the waiting arms of Eiji Kisaragi!*

Bob: I don’t know about you, but I have a sinking feeling that Pink Tsunami might win.

Ralph: Don’t say that! You’ll jynx them!

Bob: How the hell so? o_o

*Joe Higashi charges up all the ki energy in his body and unleashes his most powerful move, the SDM Screw Upper, that envelopes the entire ring in a whirlwind of flames that engulfs everyone inside and around it! Some programs in the audience members’ hands fly out and hit the tornado of flames, burning up into cinders. Seconds later, the flames subside, and the only ones standing are Hurricane Helms and Eiji Kisaragi, both of which appear as cooked as thanksgiving turkeys!*

Eiji: >_<

Hurricane: >_< *shakes his head* >:|!!

*Eiji swings! Helms ducks, and interlocks his arms into Eijis! He twists the ninja over before nailing… *

*BLAOOW!!!!*

*Hurricane’s most powerful finishing attack, the Vertibreaker! After landing head first on the concrete, Eiji Kisaragi is now out cold! Hurricane makes the cover, and the referee, who hid under the ring, makes the count!*

Ref: 1… 2… 3!!!

DING! DING! DING!

Crowd: X_______X!!!

ALRIGHT PARTNA! JUST KEEP ON POSIN’! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!

*”Posin’” starts up again! The Pink Tsunami stable has pulled one hell of an upset against Badd Company! Hurricane Helms and Joe Higashi stands up slowly and raises their arms in victory while Mr. Satan is still outside the ring lapsing in and out of consciousness. The two slip out of what’s left of the ring to their comrade and raise his hands up along with theirs. Everyone in the audience boos like crazy, some even throwing stuff at the team, but that doesn’t change anything! X_X*

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ralph: I don’t fucking believe it! o_o

Bob: Pink Tsunami has won… and I can’t believe I said that!

Jeice: LMFAO!!! Did you see the L the “Badd Company” went through?!

Bob: Jeice, did you see?! Pink Tsunami has won the match!

Jeice: LOL!!! o_o

*Yes, it’s true! The tree stands up to their… fans, but then pass out. A small army of EMTs rush to the scene to pick up all the members of Pink Tsunami and Badd Company to take them all to the back where their can be treated for all their wounds.*

Bob: How can things get any worse?!

Winners: Pink Tsunami

*We’re in the back, where we have Sue the ring girl standing by with the challenger to Dan’s UCTF Grand Championship Title, Rott.. and his Fiance, Kittie!*

Sue: Rott, I just wanted to g–

Ukyo: >=|…

Sue: o_o… can I help you?

Rott and Kittie: *looks at each other* o_o..

*Before the interview even STARTS, Ukyo interrupts Sue!*

Ukyo: >=|……

*Slowly, the pizza girl walks past all three and leaves the area.*

Sue: okaayy.. Anyway! Rott, you’re going against the Grand Champion tonight in a Lions… Tigers.. and Bears match! Is there any comments you have for the “Greatest Man Walking?”

Rott: We–

Kittie: You damn right he does! >=|

Rott: ~_~

Kittie: >=| DanIEL. You stole the title away from Ryo in Southtown.. You barely escaped with your LIFE in the dome cage match.. and you’re dirty lawyer saved your ass in the 36 vs. 1 match last month.. But tonight, you’re going against MY bitch!

Rott: X_X *lights a cigarette*

Jeice: LOL!

Bob: her bitch??

Ralph: .. I wanna be her bitch…

Kittie: >=). This is the man who made you tap out in the dome cage in march. The man who SHOULD be the Grand Champion right now.

Ralph: oh shit! That’s right! x_x

Bob: you forgot? >=|

Kittie: And it doesn’t matter that you have a three legged Lion, a Hairless Tiger, and a half dead Panda Bear, who have been in captivity for so long, that they’re prone to snap and attack the first thing that touches them..

Rott: o_o… *lets the cigarette fall from his mouth*

Kittie: e_e I have confidence that my Rott is going to defeat them and you. So confident, that I’m not even going to come out with him. He’s going to do it all alone!

Rott: O_O! Wait! I thought you said you could .. persuade the lion and ti–

Kittie: And he doesn’t care if your ENTIRE stable comes out and attacks during the match! He’s ready to take you all on, because he’s just that badass! Let’s go babe!

*She grabs him by the collar and drags him along…*

Rott: >_< ! aww fuck.

Sue: o_o… thanks…

Ralph: X_x!!! She’s going to get him killed!

Bob: what has happened to the Rott we once knew?? The Kris Anderson attacking, Miko shooting, girlfriend kidnapping Rott?!

Jeice: ~_~ Pussy my friend.. it’s the power of pussy.

Lo-Ruhamah vs. Bryan Amethyst

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Bob: And now it’s time for the World Championship match, folks! Bryan Amethyst challenges current champ Lo-Ruhamah!

Ralph: Ugh… no puppies to show in this one… e_e

Jeice: Heh! And here I was almost getting used to you being non-hentai.

*First up “Change the World” hits the sound system and out comes Bryan Amethyst! The crowd gives a pretty good pop for the youngster, making it pretty clear who they’re gonna favor tonight! Bryan smiles grimly as he heads down towards the ring, definitely ready to rock!*

Bob: Here’s Bryan Amethyst! He looks pumped!

Jeice: Probably hungry for gold, that kid. He’ll go all out in this match.

Ralph: Just so they don’t interrupt my reading. I gotta get caught up. *pulls out a few adult mags*

Bob: Ralph! ~_~

*Then… “Bridge to Cross” kicks in and the mood instantly changes to something called: Serious Heel Heat! The UCTF’s resident sacred warrior shambles down the ramp with the World title held proudly at his side! He gets into the squared circle before tossing it to the corner of the ring!*

Bob: Now it’s Lo! The guy’s starting to make something of a reputation for himself!

Ralph: *to himself* Ooh… coupon for five bucks off on next subscription…

Jeice: We’ll see how well Mr. Holy over there does against Bryan.

(Ding!)

*And the ref’s called for the start and it is off to the races, ladies and gents! At the very bat Bryan’s stepping up and going ALL out on Lo, ducking underneath a fast clothesline and whomping him across the side with rounding sweep of his fist! Lo spins with the impact and tries to deliver a momentous backhand but Bryan’s able to cross-block with his arm, then deliver a stunning uppercut straight to the Sacred Warrior’s chin!*

!!WHAM!!

*Lo’s too dazed to counter the follow up so Bryan continues the assault, laying into Lo’s abdomen with a flurry of punches, then working up to his chest with a couple of brutal knee strikes, and finally finishing the deal with..

!!BLAOW!!

Bob: Leaping leg lariat, Batman! Er, I mean Jeice.

Jeice: *rolls his eyes* Someone’s having fun again…

Ralph: *still talking to himself* Ugh, they call this a centerfold…?

*Lo gets up and shakes out the cobwebs, just in time to see Bryan dashing in to keep up the pressure! The Sacred Warrior manages to get out of the way this time, sidestepping Bryan’s rushed leap kick! As Bryan flies past Lo’s hand erupts into holy energy and he lays into his opponent’s back with the patented Holy Punch! The impact sends Bryan careening into a turnbuckle with such force he’s spun around!*

!!BLAAOW!!

Drunk Fan: BOO! *throws beer can onto the concrete*

*Bryan’s laid out against the turnbuckle, looking definitely out of it and a surefire target… one which Lo isn’t about to pass up! Yelling out, the sacred warrior charges forward into his signature Rosary Kick, rising up from the ground and…*

Fans: >_< OOOOOOOOH!

Jeice: >_< ! Damn!

Ralph: *looks up from his magazine* o_O Was that what I think it sounded like?

Bob: x_x Yep.

Ralph: … *goes back to the pictures*

*Yep, yep, yep. You guessed it folks… Lo’s reckless charge into the Rosary Kick against Bryan didn’t end with him getting the hit. Well, in a manner of speaking. Instead it ended with Bryan getting the hit of his knee striking Lo’s groin preemptively!*

Lo: x_X

*Amidst a few cheers Bryan starts to haul Lo-Ruhamah up to his feet… which, naturally, ends up with him getting a savage elbow to the ribs for his troubles! Then another one! Then a rising headbutt that meets Bryan’s chin on the way up, forcing the young man back off of Lo! The Sacred Warrior’s hand erupts into some holy energy again and he lays into Bryan’s chest with a powered-up knife edge chop!*

!!THWACK!!

Crowd: >_< WOOOOO!!

Bob: Modified Chi Slap by Lo!

Jeice: He’s going for another one!

!!THWACK!!

Crowd: >_< OOOOH!!

*Lo rears back for a third chop but then Bryan’s fighting back the searing pain in his chest and lashing out blindly with punches! Though totally not aimed Lo reacts to the shots, letting up on his assault as he ducks sideways! ‘Course by this time Bryan’s no longer fighting dazed cause he smacks his foot into Lo’s shin, almost causing it to buckle!*

Lo: >_<

Bryan: HYAH!!

!!WHAAAM!!

*And Lo’s sent flying backwards, burn marks fading from his body as the ki wave’s residue broils off! Bryan swings his arm once again from down to up, the space in between erupting in fire as another ki wave reaches out… and tags the staggering Lo in the same spot!*

!!WHAAAM!!

Lo: x_x!…>=|!

*A crackling beam of energy erupts from Lo’s angry gaze in tribute to his famous Armageddon Glare maneuver, searing towards Bryan with the intent of serious harm! But it isn’t that easy for the Sacred Warrior cause Bryan counters with a quick pulse of burning ki, forking the beam around him and sending it to blast the mat! Bryan swings his arm yet again and…well..*

!!WHAAAAM!!

Ralph: *licks his thumb then uses it to flip to the next page*

Bob: Lo’s knocked on the ropes! He looks like he’s done for!

Jeice: Bryan’s controlled this match since the start and I think he’s going for the knockout attack right here!

*Yes indeedy, Lo is against the ropes and he doesn’t seem up to providing adequate defense! He’s breathing heavily and holding on though… a fact which Bryan’s definitely intent on making a thing of the past as he charges up! The mystic fighter rears back, takes careful aim, then…*

Lo: *manages to get one eye open and quick aim…*

!!BOOOOOM!!

*The fireball’s explosion throws Lo up, up, and over the ropes to crash onto the concrete in an undignified manner! Course, don’t think that Bryan got through that one unscathed cause…*

Bryan: >=| *rubs his slightly burnt arm*

Jeice: LOL! Lucky bastard!

Bob: What a desperation move by Lo! That last second Armageddon Glare to Bryan managed to throw his aim off just enough so the fireball didn’t incinerate him!

Ralph: Uh huh. *leans into the magazine* Oooh… Tera…

*A little bit past the miffed stage, Bryan hops out of the ring and stalks intently towards the downed Lo! The fans are egging Bryan on with cheers while a spent Lo backs up against the corner of the squared circle! Bryan’s arm lights up with fiery power!*

Bob: Trouble for Lo here! There’s nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, and no more power left to fight!

Jeice: We can call the books on this one. It’s over!

Ralph: It’s over?! Really? *looks up from his magazine*

Bob: ~_~ Not yet, geez…

Bryan: HYAAAAH! *CHARGE*

Fans: YEAAAAH!

*Then, Lo espies something in the corner of his little eye… and desperation is the catalyst for inventive thinking because…*

!!CRUNCH!!

*Crunch? Yes, that’s the sound that happens when Lo finds the beer can the drunk guy threw in earlier and tosses it into Bryan’s path! The young man’s foot crunches the aluminum and his momentum mixes with the fine Australian lager, sending him stumbling forward! Lo grins maniacally as he grasps the waistline of Bryan’s clothing and helps him along in…*

!!BLAAAAAAAAAOW!!

Fans: O_O! OOOOOOOH!!

Jeice: …LMFAO!!!!

Bob: o_o! Whoa! Ladies and gentlemen, Bryan’s tripped and Lo’s just sent him face first into the post!

*Yep, and Lo does it again as he stands, grabbing the dazed Bryan’s head and slamming it into the steel post a second time! Not one to lose an opportunity, the Sacred Warrior gets behind Bryan and lifts him up for one devastating…*

!!BLAAAOW!!

*German Suplex! Lo keeps it down for the bridge and pin! The ref hops out of the ring and starts slapping the ground!*

Ref: 1…2…3!!!

(Ding!)

Fans: >=| BOOOOOOOOO!!

Winner and STILL UCTF World Champion: Lo-Ruhamah

Bob: Lo-Ruhamah retains his title in one of the luckiest turn of events I’ve ever seen!

Jeice: Ugh… this reminds me of a freaking Dan Hibiki match…

Ralph: So… it over? *still “reading”*

Bob: Yes! *snags the mag away and tosses it*

*The fans continue to show their disapproval as “Bridge to Cross” plays, Lo saunters to the back, and the ref helps Bryan to his feet!*

Lo: @_@!! I’m never going to lose you!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bryan: … >=|!!!

*Bryan slowly stands up, but gets run over by Lo and the World Title! The champ slides out of the ring and runs like mad to the back!*

Bob: That son of a bitch!

Jeice: >_< ! LOL!!

Ralph: o_o… That guy’s freakin insane!

*While they’re carrying Bryan out of there… the announcer stands into the ring, and makes a.. *gasp* announcement! *^^**

Announcer: The Following Match is Scheduled for one fall.. and the UCTF Tag Team Championship Titles!

!!THIS MEANS WAR!!

*That’s right! The crowd pops HUGE whenever “War Ensemble” kicks up over the sound system! The reason? The former UCTF Tag Team Champions, Team Saiyan are coming down the aisle! Tonight, they have the opportunity to win the titles a second time after winning a tag team tournament on Massacre a few weeks back. The team who’s known as the fighters who defeated the Fugly Duo climbs into the ring! Ryokun, who’s spent the last hour of so healing himself using one of his magic techniques is still noticably tired from his match. It evens out however, because William was nearly destroyed in the opening match earlier in the card against Kunoi Ishigami!*

Announcer: First, the Challengers, coming in at a combined Weight of 360LBS, Residing from Planet Angelus, Hystalin DeWarrloc and Ryokun.. Team Saiyan!

Crowd: *POPS*

Ralph: man, Are the tag team championship belts in turmoil or what? X_x

Jeice; damn right.. x_x.heh.. Those two snot nose punk champions better be damn glad Ryokun got the beating of his life in the big four way earlier.. if he was at 100% along with Hystalin… ~_~. I mean, they’re already going to get an ass beating of a lifetime by these saiyans but.. ~_~

Bob: Come on Jeice, I mean, what about William vs. Acrapha?

Jeice: She’s young and stupid. >=| He tricked her with a roll up.. as much as I hate the old ass bitch Hystalin, I don’t think she’ll fall for the same thing. And besides, she has “Mr. Personality” himself in the ring with her. Let’s face it… Team Saiyan has Cohesion, which is a lot more than the “Country-n-Rap” tag team can say. >=|

*While the two proud fighters stretch and prepare in the ring… Godsmack’s “I Stand Alone” Kicks up over the sound system! That’s right.. e_e Will and Suicide actually have a tag team theme song! Both walk out wearing “Leathal Championship Wrestling” T-shirts.. and William (who has both belts still x_x) is sporting a huge, blood stained bandage around his forehead from the beating Kunoi gave him at the beginning of the Pay Per View. >=|*

Announcer: And Now.. The Champions.. Coming in at a combined Weight of 342lbs, Residing from Louisville, Kentucky, Seth “SUICIDE” Conway, and Brooklyn, New York City, William Clarke!

Will: >_o…

Suicide: e_e…

Bob: What were you saying about cohesion, Jeice?

Jeice: o_o I stand corrected? >_< !! What am I talking about? >=| So what they’re wearing the same damn outfits and have a catchy theme from some second rate movie starring a third rate wrestler!?!? >=|! THEY’RE GOING AGAINST SAIYANS.

Bob: I think you’re wrong! Suicide defeated Shriana in his debut match! He’s arguably one of the best Anime Champions we’ve ever had, and William.. he’s 11 – 0 in singles! 4 – 0 in tag team!

Jeice: SHUTUP! >=|!

Ralph: ~_~ *goes for a bucket of chicken*

Will/Suicide vs. Team Saiyan

UCTF Tag Team Championship

*Once in the ring, The Tag Team Champions Surrender their belts to the referee, who shows them to the crowd! Both fresh participants, Suicide and Hystalin are the first to go at it, while William and Ryokun get their well deserved breaks in the corner!*

!!DING DING DING!!

*The ref signals for the bell and the match starts off, much to delight of the fans! Suicide slaps his hands together to build some motivation and intensity as he circles the ring! Soon, he grabs Hystalin into a tie up, and is immediately tossed ALL the way across the ring by her amazing saiyan strength! He hits his neck and shoulders before flipping into the far corner!*

Crowd: OOOOH!!! X_X!!

Suicide: >_< !

Hystalin: >=)…

*Suicide slowly stands back up… His partner reaches out for the tag, but Suicide completely ignores him! NO way some 5’4, Lucy Lawless bitch was going to embarrass him on national tv like this! >=|! He runs back at her at full speed, and locks on another tie up! Hystalin barely flexes her muscle, and sends Suicide flying RIGHT back into the corner, head first!*

Suicide: >_< !!!

Ralph: LOL! Man!

Jeice: You see this shit Bob?! Y ou see this shit Ralph!? >=|!

Bob: >_<!

*Suicide goes for a different approach.. if he can’t match upper body strength with Hystalin, he’s gonna go below the border! Using an amature wrestling move, Suicide goes down low and attempts a double leg take down on the saiyan! That’s right, with all of his strength, he rams both of his shoulders into Hystalin’s legs in an attempt to atleast MOVE the saiyan! ……It doesn’t work. e_e! Hystalin merely stands there with an amused look on her face, before knocking Suicide into the corner with one simple motion of her legs! The ring almost shifts!*

Suicide: X_X!!

*It’s damn obvious that Hystalin is the superior in the strength category.. As The embarrassed and hurt Suicide tries to climb back to his feet, Hystalin stalks towards the champion in the corner… Suddenly, Suicide leaps out of the corner and eye rakes the HELL out of the former Intergalatic Champion! Even to a saiyan, that shit HURTS! Not only that, but it blinds her for a brief moment, giving Conway time to drag her face first across the top rope! If you’ve ever had rope burn.. imagine it on your eyes! >=|*

Hystalin: >_< !

Ralph: What is he going to do now??

Bob: I don’t think he knows himself Ralph!

Jeice: there’s nothing he can do o_o

*Suicide crouches down, before deliving a savate kick to the mouth of the saiyan.. that has NO effect what-so-ever! His FOOT is in more pain than Hystalin! He’s determined to take her down! >=| He hits the turnbuckles not once, but twice, before delivering a double drop kick back of the knee cap of Hystalin! Miraculously, the kick.. the kick actually makes the saiyan go down to ONE knee! The former Anime Champ doesn’t plan on stopping there.. He begins to gain momentum from the ropes again, preparing for another drop kick, but Hystalin catches him around the neck! She leaps into the air with him, nailing a chokeslam to hell!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOH!!!

Suicide: X____X!!

*However, in the middle of the chokeslam, Conway wraps his legs around the arms of Hystalin! After being driven into the mat, He somehow rolls her over into a pinning predicament out of no where! The ref slides into position and makes the count!*

Ref: 1…..2….

*But he’s bench pressed off of the Saiyan and almost over the top rope! Hystalin jumps up in complete surprise! In an instant, the match was almost over with ONE second to spare!

Jeice: How in the hell did.. o_o

Ralph: Wow! Suicide had her pinned there, and HE was the one who got chokeslammed!

Bob: That’s what Suicide and Will are going to have to continue doing in this match.. somehow get the saiyans off of their feet for three seconds, then get the HELL out of dodge!

*Hystalin gives Suicide a forearm to the back! The military brat’s body bends backwards as he lands face first on the ground! The Jacked up Bitch lifts him back to his feet, and whips him across the ring! When he flies back, she meets him with a flying elbow to the face! Seth’s feet go over his head as he falls to the mat! Somehow.. someway, he starts to stand back to his feet.. and Hystalin is waiting.. e_e.. Right as he turns around, she puts him back to the mat with a double leg take down, and spreads his legs!*

Suicide: x_x…

Jeice: OH COME ON!! This isn’t necessary!

Ralph: >_< ! NOT THE NUTSHOT EXPLOSION!!

Bob: … let’s all close our eyes for the next few moments..

Hystalin: >=)!!!

*Right as she goes for a punch, Suicide catches her fist, then rolls backwards! Hystalin is put on her shoulders out of no where!*

Ref: 1……2….

*Suicide is POWERED out again! Now Hystalin’s pissed off because for the second time, Suicide’s crafty ass has almost pinned her with a snap of the finger! Seth crawls to his corner and smacks his partner’s hand, which gets a huge ovation from the UCTF Crowd! Will is now in the match!*

Ralph: We’ve got a tag!

Jeice: Heh.. let’s see what kind of luck he has against the big bully hystalin! >=|

Bob: Jeice!

*Hystalin runs at the legal man with a clothesline! William ducks, and drills her in the chin with a savate kick of his own! This one has just about as much luck as Suicide’s, which has no effect on the jacked up super saiyan whatsoever! Will’s eyes widen seconds before he’s clotheslined to the mat! He kips back up, and finds himself on the receiving end of a sickening knife edged chop that knocks him to the ground! He pops back up and is knocked down again with a second, and then a third!*

William: x_x…

Jeice: =|…

Bob: I know I know Jeice! It’s not looking too good in there for the two young men, and Ryokun hasn’t even stepped into the ring yet!

*Rolling around in pain, William feels Hystalin’s iron grip wrap around his neck! As she begins to pick him up, he desperately gives the former Intergalatic Champion a stiff bicep shot to the groin, that’s powerful enough to bring this beast to her knees! He staggers to his feet as Hystalin grabs her poor crotch in pain!*

Ralph: PUSSY SHOT! PUSSY SHOT!

Jeice: X_x!! You KNOW that had to hurt!

William: x__x… >=|!!!

!!POP!!

*The Anime Champion deals Hystalin a blow to Hystalins neck with his ridiculously stiff roundhouse kick! It’s enough to knock the saiyan flat on her face, but at the same token, William goes down, holding his leg in agony!*

Bob: WHAT A KICK! I think he actually hurt her!

Ralph: But William’s hurt too! Look at him grab at that leg!

Jeice: Heh. Hitting a Saiyan is like hitting a steel wall. Simply Put, his leg should be broken after a kick with THAT velocity. e_e

*William is the first one to stand and yup.. he’s limping noticeably! Suddenly, Hystalin is back up, virtually unharmed! As her opponent limps around the ring in a pathetic fashion.. she She turns her body into a Mystic Rocket, and drills the Anime Champion into the corner using her magic Energy and Saiyan Strength at the same time!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOH!!!!!

William: X___X!!

Jeice: Give me a break >=|!! It’s bad enough they have these poor kids outmatched but this is too much.

Ralph: Will and Suicide knew what they were getting into! They should have just forfeited the titles!

Jeice: ~_~ I agree with you on that one Ralph.

*He stumbles out of the corner, and falls flat on his face, Ric Flair style and it begins to become apparent that these poor kids don’t stand a chance against the saiyan duo! Will tries to stand up, while Hystalin climbs the top rope, preparing to put William away with an Axe Handle Smash, Vegeta style! When she leaps off, William spins around, and nails a roundhouse to the wide open ribs of the saiyan elite! The kick is so powerful, that Hystalin FLIPS from the attack which suprises the shit out of not only the her, but the fans as well! William goes down holding his leg for a second time!*

Hystalin: X__X!!!

Jeice: What the hell?!?!

Bob: o_o… I thin.. I think he finally hurt her Jeice!

Ralph: oh, you think? That would explain her rolling around holding her ribs like he just broke them!

Jeice: That took come guts.. but it was stupid! He just hurt his leg worse than it already was! >=|

William: >_< !

*Hystalin’s back up to her feet, and attacks William blindly! He catches her arm, and throws her over his shoulder in a Judo throw! She jumps back up immediately, and goes for another clothesline! William catches the arm however, and preforms a second Judo attack! She kicks up and attacks again! William gives her a belly to belly suplex, Then a Japanese Arm Drag! By now, Hystalin is disoriented from having her own saiyan speed used against her to toss her all around the squared circle! As she stumbles around in a daze, William grabs her from behind and hits a salto suplex!*

Jeice: I don’t know how he’s hurting her right now but… PIN HER! PIN HER YOU FOOL!

Bob: His leg! He’s too hurt to take advantage of it!

Ralph: oh and this isn’t good! Hystalin’s making her way towards her corner!

*William tries desperately to crawl after Hystalin, who’s had enough of the Anime Champion! She reaches out to Ryokun, who’s eager to make the tag!*

Jeice: ~_~ Will’s in trouble in about.. TWO seconds!

*With a slap of the hands, The Dragon/Saiyan leaps into the ring and almost takes Will’s head off with a clothesline! He keeps right on the champion, and lifts him back up to his feet! William instinctively goes for a kick, but it’s parried by Ryokun, who follows through with an uppercut! William staggers back, and is knocked across the ring when the saiyan SIMPLY pushes forward with his arms!*

Ralph: >_< !

Jeice: holy shit! X_x!

Bob: he knocked him across the ring without even touching him!

!!WHAM!!

*That inaudible sound is William’s back slamming into the turnbuckle! As he stumbles forward, Ryokun meets him with a spinning elbow to the face!*

William: >_< !!

Bob: What a shot to the face!!

Jeice: ~_~ That could have crushed his freaking skull bob! >=|

*The champs not down for more than a second before Ryokun lifts him back to his feet! He throws him into the ropes, then uses the momentum to lift him into a fireman’s carry! It’s obvious the big man’s going for the Suplex of Doom! William himself knows this, so he wiggles himself out of the hold and pushes Ryokun into the ropes! When the saiyan bounces back, William savate kicks him in the THROAT!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!

Ryokun and William: x_x..

*William dives into his corner and makes the tag to Suicide!*

Crowd: *POPS!*

Ralph: another tag!

Jeice: not like it’s going to do any good! >=| William still has five legal seconds in the ring, William and Suicide are going to need to to take advantage of Ryokun’s weariness! >=|

Bob: You’re Right Jeice!

Jeice: I know I am. =|

*That’s exactly what they plan on doing! The tag team champions delivver a double Savate kick to Ryokun which takes him down! Will and Suicide then grabs one of the saiyan’s legs each, and toss him back into a double wheel barrel suplex! They keep their locks on his legs, and lifts the saiyan onto their shoulders and nail one of Jeice’s old finishers, the double Electric Chair Drop! STILL keeping the legs locked, Will and Suicide lock on a double STF submission on Ryokun, which gets a standing ovation from the crowd!*

Crowd: O_O!!

Ralph: O_O!! HOLY SHIT! Did you see that Bob!?

Bob: Damn right I did!

Jeice: Here comes Hystalin! X_X I was waiting for this tag match to lose control!

*Hystalin gets into the ring, and literally rips the two kids off of her partner! She throws them across the ring with little effort, and flies towards them for a double clothesline! Will and Suicide duck miraculously! Hystalin hits the ropes, and flies towards them a second time.. But this time, Will and Suicide catch her by the legs, and preform a double face buster! They float over, and lock on a double half crab! However, Hystalin powers herself out of the move, sending both William and Suicide flipping across the ring!*

Will and Suicide: >_< !!!

*The Jacked up Bitch grabs Conway, and tosses him into the far corner! When she turns around, William is right there waiting! He NAILS her in the face with the 540 kick! Right as she hits the mat, Suicide climbs to the top rope! He leaps off and preforms a backbend in midair! While he’s in the air, he grabs his feet, gaining TREMENDOUS height before splashing Hystalin with RVD type precision!!*

!!THOOM!!

Jeice: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Bob: O_O! That was the flying squirrel splash! You get MUCH more height when you’re in that position in that attack!

Jeice: damn.. I have to fax that one up to Big Burter in Canada! THESE GUYS ARE INNOVATORS!

Ref: 1…..2….

*The ref makes the count but Hystalin powers Suicide right off of her again! Right as she does so, William grabs her legs, and turns her over into a boston crab! Suicide grabs her arms and turns it into the AWOL submission!*

Ralph: X_x! Another Double Submission!

Bob: changing your mind Jeice?

Jeice: not really e_e. They’re not even using 2% of their true power in there. >=|

Bob: ~_~

*Ryokun breaks up the attack, and this is where the saiyans stop playing nice. >=| With a Triko, Suicide is BLOWN right out of the ring! Hystalin throws William across the ring, then both her and Ryokun power up to Super Saiyan Level 1 together!*

!!THOOM!!

Jeice: O_O!! See!

Bob: o_o!

Ralph: …oh shit..

*They both put their palms together and power up for an attack..and not just any attack…. x_x..

Team Saiyan: KA…………ME………….HA…..

Jeice: O_O! OH NO! It’s the move they used to take out the Fugly Duo!

Ralph: I remember that! Rott probably still has nightmares about that!

*William pulls himself up and sees dual blue lights generating before him!*

William: x_x.. oh shit…

Team Saiyan: …….ME…………HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

*The Anime Champion is bombarded by BOTH beams of light at the same time! Will’s body hits the ground, complete with smoke rising from his burnt clothes! Hystalin does the honors of winning the tag team championships by covering the Anime Champion!*

Ref: 1………2………

*But..*

William: *KICKS OUT!!*

Everyone: O___O!?!?!?!

Bob and Ralph: WHAT THE HELL?!

Jeice: I didn’t just that! TELL ME I didn’t just see that!

Bob: >_< !!

*Team Saiyan is shocked! Meanwhile, Suicide gets back into the ring with a charred shirt and a PVC pipe! It won’t do much against the forehead of a saiyan, but that’s not what he’s going for! >=| He goes for the NUTS of Ryokun! He immediately spins him around, and executes the Courtmartial!*

Ryokun: >_< !!

Bob: COURT MARTIAL!!

*Suicide jumps back to his feet and rearms himself with the weapon, but Hystalin sees him coming!*

Hystalin: ?! >=|!!

*Hystalin Super Saiyan Punch destroys the PVC pipe which collides with Suicide’s skull! The former Anime Champ is rendered unconscious from the attack! William however, kicks back up to his feet suddenly powered up with a second wind!*

William: >=|!!!!

*Hystalin turns around, right as William leaps towards her, preforming two full rotations in the air before nailing her with a kick!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOH!!!! O___O!!

Ralph: What the hell?!

Jeice: >_< !! That was a fucking 720!!!

*William straddles the saiyan’s chest, while cradling her leg with his arms!*

Ref: 1………2……..3!

!!DING DING DING!!

Jeice: HOW?!!?! SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW!?!?

Bob: I don’t know!! X_x!!

*”I Stand Alone” kicks up again as the referee awards the champions their titles once again! After a few moments, Suicide and William stumble back to their feet after a miraculous victory over the Two Saiyan Superstars!*

William: x_x..

Suicide: >_< !!

Winner and Still The UCTF Tag Team Champions: Will/Suicide

*Suicide begins to leave the ring, but William grabs him by the arm and pulls him back into the ring!*

Jeice: o_o Oh shit! What’s this?!

Suicide: >=|..

William: >=|…..

*William takes one of the two belts, and holds it towards the other tag team champion! Seth looks around for a few seconds, then takes it from William, before both superstars HUG in the center of the ring, which gets a HUGE response from the crowd!*

Crowd: *POPS!* X_X!

Bob: Well will you look at that!

Jeice: we’re in the freaking twilight zone! X_x..

*After the tag team champions and the challengers leave the ring… The ring crew rushes down the aisle and aid the helicopters bring down the infamous TRIPLE DECKER GREEN HELL IN A CELL! In the second cell, the Tiger paces around, while in the third cell, the cute and cuddley panda bear sits down eating on a stick! *^^*!!! More of the ring crew rushes down the aisle with a small cage, containing the Lion! Once they put it inside the structure, they trip the door with a large metal bar, which opens it up!*

Lion: e_e….

Jeice: O_O! Um… Bob, Ralph?

Bob: This.. definitely doesn’t look like the three legged lion and the hairless tiger from last week! What the hell’s going on?

*Somewhere in Vegeta’s office*

Vegeta: >=)….

*Meanwhile, in the back….*

Dan: O____O!! Those aren’t the animals I picked out!!!

Johnny: >=|! Someone probably replaced them.. e_e But that’s fine Daniel. I’ve already planned for this to happen, so we’ll just go with plan B. >=|

Dan: … Plan B?

Johnny: >=) Plan B.

*He puts something into Dan’s hand and closes his fist*

Johnny: e_e… You know what to do with these?

Dan: o_o… but.. this will…

Johnny: >=| How much do you want to keep the title?
Dan: >_< !!! ORA! >=| Alright. I know what to do. >:|!!

*“Shooting Star” begins playing over the sound system, bringing out the challenger, Rott! And what Jeice said was right.. this IS the twilight zone.. x_x. the fans are actually CHEERING him! It doesn’t make Rott feel too good on the inside.. in fact, he’s sweating like a pig!*

Rott: o_o… *lights up four at once* >_< !

Jeice: Heh.. x_x Did I tell you guys how I trained my boy Ahmed Johnson with a Lion?

Ralph: too many times. >=|.

Bob: You know what? Let’s go back to March 17th 2002 where Rott actually made Dan TAP. Many feel that he should be the Grand Champion RIGHT NOW!

Jeice; ok.. let’s SEE THAT AGAIN!

*We go back several months ago in the big dome cage match!*

*But Out of no where, Rott kicks up to his feet with a new burst of energy!*

Everyone: O_O!??!!?

Rott: >=|!

Dan: o_o.. O_O!!

*Dan turns around, and is quickily snapped into the Flaming Fist technique, which grants a HUGE pop from the UCTF Crowd! He locks on the Carotid Artery Chokehold (The 9th level of the Flaming Fist)! After five seconds, Dan begins tapping like a wildman!!*

Jeice: O_O!! DAN’S TAPPING DAN’S TAPPING!

Bob: AMAZING! NEW GRAND CHAMPION!

Ralph: DAMNIT!! NO REF!!!

Ref: x___x…

*But the ref is STILL Koed! Dan delivers a devestating mule kick to the nutsack of Rott which staggers him up!*

Ralph: OH WHAT THE HELL?!!?!?!?

Jeice: X_X!! No Referee! No win for Rott! You know the deal! It happened to me at the last OYC!!

Bob: X_X!!! Damnit we were so close!!! O_O and I can’t believe I’m going for Rott!

Jeice: We’re going for ANYONE. As long as it’s not Dan!

*Flash back to the present.. Rott stands outside the cage and looks at the Lion pacing around on the inside…*

Lion: >=|…

Rott: ;_;…

!!ALRIGHT PARTNA.. JUST KEEP OOOOON POSIN! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*That’s right, It’s Posin time! >=| Rott locks his eyes on the entrance.. but is blind sided when Dan jumps over the steel barrier! Dan quickly throws Rott’s ass into the cage, then shuts the door from the outside!*

Dan: o_o..

Jeice: O_O!! LOL!!!!

Bob: That son of a bitch! He’s going to make Rott take the Lion on alone?!

Ralph: X_x!! And they can’t advance to the next stage until the Lion is unconscious!

*The lion comes right after Rott’s ass! The fear overwhelms the former Interplanetary Champion! So much so that he… he…*

Rott: … >=|!!!

Everyone: o_o…

Rott: >=|!!!! ;_;!!

*RUNS LIKE A BITCH. =| That’s right, He runs like a little girl! But you guys already knew that Rott’s not a cat person to begin with! X_x!*

Bob: Get in the ring you son of a bitch! You thought this match up!

Jeice: LOL!! X_x This reminds me of when I was training Ahmed, he kept r–

Ralph: SHUTUP JEICE!

Daniel Hibiki vs. Rott

Triple Decker Green Hell in a Cell Lions Tigers and Bears Match

UCTF Grand Championship

*Meanwhile, The referee tries to get Dan to get into the ring, but the Grand Champion simply pushes him away with a simple thrust of the hand! That’s when an entire TEAM of Referees comes storming down the aisle after the champ!*

Dan: o_o… *thinks* >_< Lion hurry up and kill him! hurry up and kill him!

*The champ throws down the title and attacks the group of refs, but he’s quickly over powered and carried towards the entrance to the cage!*

Jeice: LOL X_X!!

Bob: Yes! Get his ass in the ring! Throw him in there!

Refs: >=|!

*He’s thrown in, right as the Lion bats Rott to the ground and pounces on him for the final blow and mauling! Right before Rott’s throat is ripped out by the Lion’s razor sharp teeth.. the Lion smells something.. o_o.. It’s the scent of Dan’s total assness, and the natural born predator HATES it. >=|*

Lion: … e_e!!

Dan: o_o….

Lion: >=|!!!

*It leaves Rott alone and runs full speed at Dan! It jumps in the air to pounce him!*

Dan: ……… GADOUKEN!!!

*He fires one of his primary attacks!*

!!!THOOOM!!!

*Unfortunately for the champ, the blast faded out only a few inches away from the Lion! It didn’t even get close enough to singe the animal’s fur!*

Dan: o_o.. ;_;!!

Lion: >=|!!

*Within a split second, Dan’s body is halfway in the Lion’s mouth, and the poor champion’s being thrown around the bamboo cage like a rag doll! Somehow he breaks away, and is pimpslapped by the Lion, which puts the champs head THROUGH the bamboo!*

Dan: x__x..!!

*And to add insult to injury, the lion takes a bite out of Dan’s ASS!!*

Dan: O_______O!!!!!!!! OYAJIIIIII!!!!!!!

Jeice: *IS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!*

Ralph: HOLY SHIT! DAN’S ASS!

Bob: x_x!! He asked for the match..

Crowd: >_< ! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!

*Dan’s body goes limp from the ass bite! Seeing this as his big opportunity, Rott jumps on the BACK of the animal, and locks on the Fucking Japanese Strangler! You KNOW the people at the world wildlife fund are PISSED about this one!*

Lion: >_< !!

Rott: >=|!! How do you like THAT you little pussy!? HUH?!!? HUH?!?!

*It’s the move that can put out a pro boxer in three seconds, and obviously, it’s working just the same on the Lion! The beast begins to fade out of consciousness! Once it goes out, Rott is free to climb to the second cage and take on the Tiger!*

Dan: >_< !!

*Dan climbs out of the hole, and reaches into his gi! From his pocket, he pulls out a small flask and hits Rott over the head with it!*

Rott: O_o?! What the hell was that?!

Dan: >=)… Hyenia pheremone.

Rott: O____O!!

Lion: >=|!!!!!!!!!!!!

*That’s right! Now Rott is covered with the pheremone of the Lion’s WORST enemy! Choke hold or no choke hold.. The Lion wants a piece of Rott’s ass, and he wants it NOW! Rott’s thrown across the ring by the much stronger Beast, and is attacked ravagely by it!*

Rott: X__X!

Dan: o_o..

*Dan starts climbing the ladder to the next cage and pulls out a damn TRANQ gun! As soon as the Lion’s done with it’s prey.. Dan’s going to give it a shot that it’ll NEVER forget. >=|*

Dan: e_e.. *waits*

Jeice: *CHOKING FROM LAUGHING*

Bob: How can you laugh at this?! Rott’s being ripped apart like a damn T-Bone Steak!

Jeice: It’s FUNNY.

Ralph: Let’s get kittie out there! maybe her presence will sooth the beasts!

Bob: I know you just said that because you’re a prev, but that actually makes a little sense!

Rott: x___x.. … O_O!!

*Suddenly, Rott remembers something! A gift from RoSE that was given to him almost a year ago! He delivers a Metal legged kick RIGHT to the Lion’s testicle.. and Trust me.. HE feels it alright.. e_e*

Lion: >_< !!!

*Rott climbs back to his feet and nails it in the neck with another kick that knocks it out like anemic japanese school girl! The crowd POPS as if they’re watching some sort of gladiator match at the original coliseum! Rott doesn’t find it amusing however.. who looks like a grated piece of cheese!*

Rott: >=|..

Dan: O_O!!

*The champ wasn’t expecting that! He tries to scurry up the ladder as quickly as possible, but Rott runs right up the sombitch after him! He catches the Champ by the Waste, and throws him down ten feet to the ground with a German Suplex!*

!!THOOOM!!

Bob: OH MY GOD!

Ralph: >_< !!! His neck has to be broken!!

*Rott spreads Dan’s legs, then KICKS him in the balls with his metal leg!*

Dan: *PUKES BLOOD*

Rott: e_e..

Jeice: LOL!! Rott’s pissed that he looks like a piece of meat right out of a butchers shoppe! X_x

*Rott climbs up the ladder and opens up the door to the next cage! But before he does.. e_e he takes out a small pistol from his hip, and shoots the Lion in it’s ass to wake him up!*

Lion: … o_o.. *looks at Dan* >=|…

*It jumps back up and mauls Dan’s punk ass again! Rott let’s out a big goofy smile and turns back around to climb into the second cage! Unfortunately, the second he turns around.. the first thing he sees are the eyes of the Bengal Tiger! >=|*

Tiger: e_e

Rott: O___O!!

*It pulls Rott’s ass into the second cage BY HIS HEAD. Meanwhile…*

Dan: x_x!!! SHINKUU GADOUKEN!!

!!THOOOM!!

*His super blast renders the Lion unconscious a second time, and the now half naked and bloodied Hibiki climbs the ladder into the second cage! The Tiger tosses Rott to the side, then turns around.. staring a hole through the Champion.. Dan however, doesn’t waste any time before pulling out his tranquiler gun! >=| He’s going to put this motherfucker out before it can do any damage!*

Dan: >=|!

*But Dan’s vision is so fucked from the ass beating he sustained from the Lion, his aim is tremendously off, and he shoots HIMSELF in the foot!*

!!POP!!

Dan: Z_____Z!!

Bob: YOU IDIOT!

Jeice: *PASSES OUT FROM LAUGHTER*

*That’s when the Tiger attacks Dan and rips a literal HOLE in the Champion’s ass! The Tranq gun flies across the ring, and lands in the lap of Rott, who points the weapon at the Tiger and Hibiki.. He thinks long in hard…*

Rott: e_e…

Bob: Decisions Decisions! He can use that bullet to knock out the tiger.. or put dan to sleep so the tiger can kill him for making this match!

Ralph: Kill Dan! Maybe you’ll win the title by default if he dies!

*Rott pulls the trigger..*

!!CLICK!!

Rott: ..OH what the fuck?! >=|

*But it’s a blank! X_x! Dan reaches into his gi, and pulls out another weapon, he tosses it over to Rott to use!*

Dan: Here! Use this! ORA!! X___x!

Ralph: They’re working together now?!

Bob: IT’s a TIGER. Wouldn’t you?!

Ralph: >_< !

*Dan throws it so hard, that when Rott catches it, it BREAKS! Liquid absorbs into Rott’s skin!*

Rott: O_O?!

Dan: X_x.. heh.. heh.. heh.. >=)… Buffalo Pheremone.

Rott: O_____O

Tiger: …e_e…

*If you’re saying “oh shit” right now, you should be. >=| Because the big ass Tiger leaves Dan alone, and goes for the already weakened Rott! Trying to fight off the tranquilizer coarsing through his own body, Dan manages to get back up and pull out a syringe! That’s right.. it’s the last Tranquilizer bullet!*

Dan: .. >=|!!! THIS ONE’S FOR YOU OYAJI!!!

*Dan does a dive roll across the ring, then JABS that sombitch into the ass of the Tiger! It doesn’t take long before the drugs go through the Animal, and it passes out on top of the Koed Rott! The Grand Champion is in luck! ALL he has to do now is climb to the third cage, and take the belt off of the Panda Bear!*

Dan: >_< !!

Bob: Damnit! Is this “Plan B” that Johnny Cockring was talking about?!

Ralph: o_o.. I didn’t know he was a zoologist as well as a Lawyer, he knew what to hit Rott with to piss off the other animals…

Jeice: >_o..

*The champ takes all the time he needs to climb the ladder and open the door to the third and final cage! The fans are BOOING their asses off about it too!*

Bob: This is BS! He’s just going to simply TAKE the belt from the benevolent bear! >=|! After Rott took all the punishment through the match! How is this fair?!

Jeice: hey.. They never said anything about NOT bringing weapons into the match! Dan actually played this one smart, even after Vegeta obviously swapped out the animals! You have to commend him for it!

Bob: …

*Dan walks up to the Bear..*

Dan: ^_^..

Bear: *^^*

*He grabs the belt, but right before he takes it from around the waist of the bear.. the Animal GRABS Daniel’s arm!*

Dan: o_o?!

Bear: e_e……..

Everyone: ?!!?!?

Bob, Ralph, and Jeice: o_o..

*The bear then grabs Dan around the Neck, and CHOKESLAMS HIS ASS!! Then he picks Dan back up, turns him upside down, and nails the Fire Thunder Piledriver to a huge ovation from the crowd!! It slowly reaches up, and pulls the mask off of his face!*

Dayvid: >=|!!!!

Jeice: *ALMOST DIES FROM LAUGHTER!* X_X

Bob: DAYVID NITE?!!?!?

Ralph: but.. But.. How long was he.. o_o.. But…

*The former Champ grabs Dan by the throat and chokeslams his ass through the cage and back to the second level!*

Crowd: OOOH!! X_X!! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Dan: X___________X!!!

Rott: O_O!!

Bob: I think Rott’s just as shocked as Dan!

Jeice: would.. LOL! wouldn’t you be? Dayvid’s dresse.. LMFAO!! Dressed up like a fucking BEAR.

*Rott throws The Tiger off of him, and picks up Dan before putting through EVERY stage of the Flaming Fist Attack! He tosses the Champion to the side, and slowly climbs up to the third cage where his comrade.. the other half of the “Fugly Duo” awaits him!*

Bob: Hurry up! Hurry up before an A-bomb drops and Dan dies the Grand Champion! Hurry it the hell up!! >=|

*Rott climbs to the third cage, and slowly stands up! He stares into the eyes of his former tag team champion partner!*

Bob: @_@ TAKE THE DAMN BELT! DO IT BEFORE THE EARTH EXPLODES!

Jeice: SHUTUP!

Rott: o_o…

Dayvid: e_e…

*He slowly reaches out, grabs a hold of the belt, and takes it off!*

!!DING DING DING DING DING DING!!

*That’s right! There’s parades going on in every city in every country in the known world! Dan Hibiki is NO LONGER the UCTF Grand Champion! “Shooting Star” kicks up over the sound system as the fans chant Rott’s name for finally dethroning the Grand Champion!*

Winner and New UCTF Grand Champion: ROTT!!! X_X!!!!

Bob: YES!!! THE WORLD IS A MUCH BETTER PLACE!! THERE IS A G–

Johnny Cockring: CUT THE DAMN MUSIC! >=|!!!! I SAID CUT THE DAMN MUSIC!!!

Bob: OH WHAT THE HELL?!!? o_o!!

Ralph: oh no!

Jeice: o_o..

Johnny: >=|!! Rott! I don’t know what the hell this is! I know this was probably some screwed up conspiracy with the president of the UCTF and you.. but it’s NOT going to work! I’m a lawyer! I can find a loop hole in ANYTHING! >=| This match was a LIONS.. TIGERS.. AND BEARS match! Not a LIONS.. TIGERS.. AND DAYVID NITE match! Simply put, Dayvid Nite dressed at that bear blatantly breached the contract that was set forth and signed by both Daniel Hibiki and Rott and disqualified anything that happened inside that ring the moment the bell was sounded for the start of the match! Therefore, if you don’t want this ENTIRE federation Sued into bankrupcy, I suggest the referee reverse the decision of this match IMMEDIATELY !! >=| !!

Bob: >_< !!! SHUT HIM UP!!

Jeice: o_o..

Ralph: oh hell no! He’s threatening our jobs now! ;_;!

Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!

Johnny: >=|!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR REF. DO YOUR JOB CORRECTLY! ROTT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED THE SECOND THAT BEAR TOOK IT’S MASK OFF! REVERSE THE DAMN DECISION! THIS MATCH DIDN’T HAPPEN!

Ref: >_< !!

Bob: DON’T DO IT REF! DON’T DO IT!!

Jeice: X_x!

Ralph: DO IT! DO IT!! I NEED THE JOB! O_O

*The ref runs and whispers into the ear of the announcer before getting the HELL out of dodge! Now it’s the Announcer’s unfortunate job to say the following..*

Announcer: >_< ! Ladies and Gentleman.. due to the interference by Dayvid Nite… The referee has reversed the decision of the match.. However.. the Winner and STILL UCTF Grand Champion… DANIEL HIBIKI!!

Crowd: *GOES FUCKING INSANE!!*

Bob: SON OF A BITCH IN HELL!!!!

Ralph: WE KEEP OUR JOBS! ^__^!!

Jeice: yeah.. but.. is it worth it? X_x!

Dan: .. x_x.. ^_^… ora.. X_X..

>=|!! Winner and Still UCTF Grand Champion: Daniel FUCKING Hibiki!!

*”Posin” kicks up, as Dan is announced at the Champion once again! Rott and Dayvid are just .. SHOCKED from the announcement, and VERY pissed! >=| Johnny, with a HUGE shit eating green on his face, walks backwards to the back.. That’s whenever… he bumps into something that’s as hard as steel.. o_o*

Johnny: o_o…

*The evil lawyer slowly turns around and sees…*

Vegeta: >=|.

Everyone: *SHUTS UP* o_o..

Bob, Ralph, and Jeice: ………….

*The Prince of Saiyans, with his narrowed eyes, stares a hole into Cockring… seconds before … x_x.. SMILING!*

Everyone: O_O.. *starts to leave*

Vegeta: ^_^.. You know what Mr. Cockring? e_e. I expecting something like this would happen. That’s why before having either Daniel or Rott sign this contract.. I got a lawyer of my own.

*It’s at this moment when Rott’s manager and fiance, Kittie walks out with the original contract that both Rott and Dan signed!*

Johnny: o_o…

Jeice: oh shit..

Bob: what’s going on?

Jeice: be quiet! >=\

Vegeta: This little provision right here states.. if the original animals are unable to participate in any way, shape, or form in the TDGHIACLTB match.. They will be immediately replaced with “suitable replacements”. e_e. Now.. NO WHERE in this line does it state that these replacements MUST be the exact same type of Beast that it was before.. now DOES it Mr. Cockring? >=D

Kittie: *^^*

Cockring: o_o…… ;_;!!

*Vegeta’s right. Cockring wrote the damn contract himself! How could he have missed THAT loophole!? He can’t take it, he starts to CRY!*

Vegeta: >=) Therefore. The original Referee’s Decision Stands. YOUR WINNER AND NEW UCTF GRAND CHAMPION, ROTT!

Crowd: *POPS!!*

Bob: O_O!! YES!!!

Jeice: >_< ! New Champion, Again?!

Like I said Before, Winner and NEW UCTF Grand Champion: Rott =|!!

*Dayvid Nite smirks, then teleports.. with the bear suit O_o.. Rott however, stands at the top of the cage.. beaten, bloody, but admired by the fans! However, he doesn’t notice Dan climbing back up to the third cage slowly.. e_e..*

Cockring: >=|!! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY VEGETA!! I’LL FIGHT THIS!! YOU’LL PAY! YOU, ALL OF YOUR UCTF SUPERSTARS, THESE FANS, EVERYONE!! THEY’RE ALL GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!! >=|!!! YOU’LL SEE!!

Vegeta: e_e.. heh.

*There’s so much commotion going on, that the fans don’t even see Dan attacking Rott from behind with a piece of bamboo!*

!!CRACK!!

Rott: >_< !!

Dan: >=|!!

*The former Grand Champion tosses the weapon down, and delivers three awesome Koryurekkas! He follows through with a Dankuukyaku, and finishes Rott off with his super finisher, the Hisshou Buraiken! This puts Rott’s ass THROUGH the cage! Rott’s hanging on with one arm only!*

Dan: >=|!!!

Jeice: O_O! Oh shit! Dan and Rott are going back at it!

Ralph: Did you see that combo of attacks?!

Bob: yeah.. o_o.. if Dan would have did that earlier…

*Rott climbs to the top of the third cage, but Dan’s right behind him! Once they’re both on the top of the cage, Dan tries to punch, but it’s aggressively parried by Rott! The new Grand Champ then delivers a Sambo Shoulder Throw on top of the Cage!*

Bob: I think we’re having a grand title match after a grand title match!

Jeice: yeah!! This is what I’ve been waiting for!

*Rott attempts to mount Dan, but the former champ hits him with a Shinkuu Gadouken and a kick to the groin! The champ kicks back to his feet and attacks! With each punch, Rott is knocked one step closer to the Edge of the HUGE structure!*

Rott: >_< !!

*The champ catches Dan’s fist, and hits him in the temple with a buffalo knuckle! The former champ stumbles around in pain, seconds before Rott grabs him by the neck and LAUNCHES him off of the top of the cage! That’s right, Dan falls over 75 feet before landing back first on the concrete, which snaps his spinal cord like a chicken bone!!!*

Crowd: O________O!!!

Rott: o_o..

Vegeta: o_o..

Kittie: o_o…

Johnny: o_o…

Bob, Jeice, and Ralph: o_o..

*As you’d expect, The former champ lies on the ground motionless! Slowly.. the fans tune in the familiar chant…*

Crowd: holy shit.. holy shit.. HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! >=| HOLY SHIT!

Jeice: o_o.. Ralph.. can humans live from falling that far?

Ralph: I think you know the answer to that one Jeice. o_o..

Bob: o_o. I.. I wanted him to lose… not … not DIE!

*In the back, the ENTIRE locker room is celebrating with champange, except for a few people you’d expect. e_e. Outside, twenty or more EMTs rush down in a panic to help the former champ along with the other members of Pink Tsunami, including Johnny Cockring! Using extreme caution, they put on a neck brace, and slowly put the greatest man walking onto the stretcher before carrying him away with Dan’s teammates! Rott remains on top of the cage holding the Grand Title in the air, receiving a huge response from the UCTF crowd!*

Jeice: uhh.. o_o well…

Bob: >_< ! Ladies and Gentleman.. We’ll find out the condition of Dan next week, but tonight is Rott’s night! Our resident Chain Smoker is on top of the UCTF Mountain finally, and he’s the man to beat! For Ralph Gerrard and Jeice, this is Bobby Hinden saying goodnight!

*The scene opens up as the UCTF stage slowly raises it’s curtain, standing behind it is Heero on Lead Guitar, Duo on Bass, Quatre on Keyboard, Trowa on Drums, and Wufei Chang stands near the microphone! The female population of the crowd goes absolutely insane! Quatre hits some chords on the keyboard and slowly ascends until the guitar riffs hit and Trowa begins beating the drum aggressively! The crowd marks out at the suprise performance as Wufei picks up the mic and sings his heart out*

Flash back! Kagayaku kaze…….

Flash back! Sekai wo kakenukeru……

Don’t stop! Furimukanai……..

Don’t stop! Dare mo tomerarenai…….

Flash back! The sparkling breeze

Flash back! Running through the world

Don’t stop! Don’t look back

Don’t stop! No one can stop me

Jibun dake ni wakaru pride kakete

Inochi made moteasonde ikiteiru!!

Betting the pride that only I understand

I live — playing even with my life

Me no mae no yume yori

Kiwadoi game wo motome

Oretachi wa harukana asu e no door wo tataiteru…..

More than the dream infront of our eyes

We pursue the dangerous game

We are knocking on the door to a faraway tomorrow…

Flash back! Dare no tame ni……

Flash back! Sekai wa mawaru no ka……

Don’t stop! Kotae wa nai…..

Don’t stop! Dakara sagashi ni yuku……

Flash back! For whose benefit

Flash back! does the world turn?

Don’t stop! There is no answer

Don’t stop! so we go searching for it

*Heero hits a huge guitar riff that makes the crowd pop!*

Kodoku dake ga ore wo tsutsumu yoru ni wa

Yoake made hoshi wo kazoete sugosou!

On the night when I am embraced only by solitude

I count the stars until dawn

Moeagaru honoo ga

Hitomi wo akaku somaru

Gin’iro no tsubasa de kirameku

Yume wo oikakeruuuuuuuuu!!!

By the leaping flames,

My eyes are dyed red

That which twinkles with silver wings —

I chase that dream!

*That’s right, Wufei hits a high note and holds it out! Even the boys in the group all turn around and look at Wufei in suprise as the music goes into a solo! Quatre cracks his fingers and goes into a deep interlude of octaves and adlibbing which makes a simply amazing solo! Near the end, Heero joins in the solo with his guitar making it a duet! The climax builds up to the point where Wufei grabs the mic again!*

Jiyuu to iu kaze ni kokoro sarashite

Hikari yori hayaku

Sora e maiagareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee WHOAAAAA yeah!

Exposing my heart to the wind called freedom

Faster than light,

I rise to the sky… whoa yeah!

*Wufei really gets into it! Girls in the crowd that hated him are now getting all hot and bothered!*

Me no mae no yume yori

Kiwadoi game wo motome

Oretachi wa harukana asu e no door wo

tataiteruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More than the dream infront of our eyes

We pursue the dangerous game

We are knocking on the door to a faraway tomorrow…

*Wufei holds out the note for a good 30 seconds as The bass, guitar, keyboard, and drummer all give one final impressive run that comes down to one epic explosion with fireworks and pyro effects! The song is over and the Wufei looks out into the crowd while catching his breath.. they give him a standing ovation!*

Bob: The Wild Wing Boys Ladies and Gentlemen!

Crowd: *POPS!*

*They walk off the set and go to the back except for Heero, who looks out into the crowd one last time before leaving*

*The camera’s show all three men sitting in the booth, all wearing spiffy suits except Jeice, who’s wearing his wifebeater and addidas pants as usual.*

Jeice: And Tonight, we have Several Titles on the line, Dustmaster, Interplanetary, Intergalactic, The new “NRA” Title, Anime, and the Biggest prize in our business, the UCTF Grand Championship Title will be on the line.

Ralph: And the Grand Title won’t be up for grabs in a regular match.. these two performers will have to face off in a Best of Seven event, They were going to walk through hell just to please US.

Cerilius Loveless vs. Jann Lee

Bob: And now..a double debut! Cerilius Loveless takes on Jann Lee!

Ralph: >:|! DAMNIT!

Jeice: …

*First up, Cerilius comes down to some Egyptian style music! The crowd doesn’t know how to react so they keep quiet, although the mummy-like fighter gets a few odd looks! Cerilius shrugs and just rolls into the ring*

Ralph: O_o That’s Cerilius?! WTF?

Jeice: LOL! I wonder what would happen if someone yanked at his bandages like in the cartoons.

*Next, “Natural High” hits the sound system and Jann Lee runs down the ramp! The crowd doesn’t give much reaction to him either, but the kung fu fighter doesn’t care as he leaps in and the ref signals for the match to start!*

(Ding!)

Jeice: The hell? ANOTHER Bruce Lee wannabe?

Ralph: Let’s see if he gets killed like the other one!

Bob: Hey, it looks like Cerilius is showing good sportsmanship!

*That’s right, Cerilius is extending his hand out to Jann! Jann blinks, not expecting this, and shakes Cerilius’ bandaged appendage. It’s a shame that as he’s distracted, Jann gets poked in the eyes Three Stooges style! The crowd gives Cerilius a little bit of heel heat for that cheap shot, but the mummy cares not, simply rearing back and bowling Jann over with a lariat! Unable to defend, Jann gets smacked down, eyes watering!*

Jeice: LOL!

*Almost immediately, Jann leaps to his feet and hastily blocks a few hard rights from Cerilius! The mummy keeps up the pressure, eventually getting the upper hand with a well-placed headbutt! Jann’s startled by the move but luckily regains composure, BARELY ducking another of Cerilius’ lariats! Taking advantage, Jann’s hands suddenly flash out into a furious combo!*

Jann: WAH WAH WAH!…

!!BLAOWBLAOWBLAOW!!

Jann: WAHTAAAAAH!

!!WHAM!!

*And Cerilius gets whomped by Jann’s Dragon Rush maneuver! Floored, the mummy can’t dodge as Jann comes flying in with a stomp to the chest! Moving quickly, Jann makes the cover!*

Ref: 1..

*Kickout! Cerilius isn’t out of it yet! Jann picks him up and places him in a wrenching headlock, trying a classic choke! For his troubles, Cerilius donates a few well-placed elbows to his stomach, knocking the wind outta him! Sensing that the momentum is turning, Jann tries to flow the maneuver into a Bulldog..but Cerilius senses it too, powering through out of the move and..*

!!BLLLLAAAAOW!!

Dudes: X_x

Jann: X_X!!

Bob: What a low blow by Cerilius!

Ralph: Geez! :(

*As Jann falls to his knees, Cerilius comes from behind and puts him in the School Boy pin! The ref goes down for the count!*

Ref: 1..2..

*NO! Jann somehow escapes, rolling to his feet and with a little surprise..he’s got some of Cerilius’ bandages in his grip! With a grin, Jann tugs on them and..*

Jeice: LOL!

Ralph: LOL!

*..nothing happens! Hey, this ain’t some Warner Bros. cartoon..this is the UCTF! As Jann’s standing there stupefied, Cerilius quickly rushes in, tying the loose bandages around his neck for the strangle hold! Moving behind, Cerilius quickly locks on a modified Tazzmission with the bandages as leverage! Jann starts to gasp for breath, struggling to get free!*

Bob: Doesn’t look like Jann can take much more!

Ralph: Good! Get this newbie crap done with!

*As the ref moves closer, Jann seems to slump into unconsciousness! Cerilius grins and starts to loosen his grip as the ref gets ready to call it in..but then all of a sudden, Jann’s snapping back up and slamming his Dragon Spike at point blank range into Cerilius’ gut! The mummy gets blasted backwards by the maneuver into the ropes where he stays there, barely lucid! Bouncing off the opposite ropes, Jann Lee suddenly leaps forward with a powerful kiai shout into his Dragon Kick!*

Jann: WAAAAHTAAAAAAAAH!!

!!BLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOW!!

Crowd: >_< Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

*Holy shit is right! The super leap kick not only blows Cerilius over the top rope..it blasts him into the crowd, ass out! The ref takes one look and calls for the bell!*

(Ding!)

*”Natural High” starts up once more and the ref raises Jann Lee’s arm in victory! The crowd gives a lil pop!*

Winner: Jann Lee

Bob: Well, looks like Jann wins his first match in the UCTF!

Ralph: Did you see that kick?! X_x

Jeice: Heh, not bad..even I was impressed by that move. Barely.

Covetous vs. Piccolo

ANIME CHAMPIONSHIP

*”When Worlds Collide” blazes over the speakers as the UCTF’s own super-namek Piccolo comes out to a nice sized pop! He strides down to the ring purposefully, ready for battle!*

Bob: And that means it’s time for Piccolo to challenge Covetous to the Anime Title! It looks like he’s the fan favorite, but can he do it?

Jeice: Saiyan-C’s held the title for awhile now, but Piccolo’s tough. Neither one would be as great a champion as I was for it, but what the hell.

Ralph: There’s no chicks in this match! :\

*Then, “Beast” plays and Covetous comes out to a mixed reaction! Wasting no time whatsoever, Covetous hands the Anime title to the ring crew, slides in the ring, and pops a right against Piccolo’s face! The namek flinches from the move, but comes back with his own right hook! Covetous is rocked by the move but counterattacks! The fans start to cheer ‘em on as the two try their best to knock the other’s head off! Eventually, Covetous gains the upper hand, feinting with another right hook..but coming through with a fierce Gutter Punch!*

!!BLAOW!!

*Stunning the namek, Saiyan-C hits a text book suplex! Following up, Covetous hauls the recovering Piccolo up to face a ki-filled jab! The move knocks Piccolo back, but he regains composure and shoots a high-powered eye beam that bowls Covetous over! Rolling with the impact, Covetous fires off a spread of energy shards..which Piccolo is able to dodge as he takes to the air! With a growl, Covetous leaps up and flies after him, unleashing another energy blast! This one strikes, dazing the namek and letting Covetous close the gap and start with the flurry of punches and kicks!*

!!BLAOWBLAOWBLAOW!!

Bob: And Covetous gains the advantage!

Jeice: He better watch out..I don’t think he can keep it for long.

*As if on cue, just as Covetous goes for the Gutter Punch, Piccolo’s mouth yawns open and unleashes a full-on flamethrower attack! Covetous gets overwhelmed by the move, losing his concentration and crashing hard into the mat!*

Ralph: Now THAT’S bad breath!

Bob: Damn, never thought someone would have worse breath than you, Ralph!

Ralph: >:| Shut up!

Jeice: :\ This better not be leading up to Ralph vs. Bob 5..

*Back in the ring, Covetous barely rolls out of the way of a searing beam of ki power! Using his own energy as he dodges another blast, Saiyan-C hits his Zoneseek maneuver! The spheres of power lance out as fast as lightning, slamming into Piccolo before he can dodge! Taking advantage, Covetous takes to the air and phases out! As the namek regains his composure, he blinks and looks around..only to see not one but four Covetous flying in from all directions! Too dazed to think straight, Piccolo tries the old method of using one energy blast on a one-pattern at a time in the hopes of getting lucky..and of course, none of the ones he hits is real and Covetous appears behind him and plants a jarring ki-empowered backhand!*

!!BLAAAOW!!

Fans: >_

Bob: What a backhand!

*As Piccolo falls, Covetous moves in and turns the crash into a back breaker!! Everyone braces for this impact!*

Ralph: This has GOT to be it!

*But, JUST before he hits the finisher, Covetous sees power forming in Piccolo’s hands! Piccolo’s eyes blink open and he grins, aura flaring for..*

Piccolo: Makankosappo!!!

!!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

Bob: Oh my! Piccolo just used his finisher at point blank range!

Jeice: That’s one serious desperation move! He got caught in his own blast!

Ralph: I can’t look!

*As the dust clears…Piccolo’s found almost ass out with an arm over Covetous’ chest! Both are lying on the mat looking like hell, but at least Piccolo’s moving..Covetous is unconscious! The ref signals for the bell!*

(Ding!)

Bob: AMAZING! NEW ANIME CHAMPION!

Jeice: You better let me say that once sometime, old man! >:|

*The crowd POPS as the ref hands Piccolo the Anime title belt and “When Worlds Collide” plays! Outside, we see the good ol “WCW1” mobile pulling up! Shane-O-Mac along with the MacDougal Brother’s!*

Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*Before they go into the building, Shane sticks his head back in the limo*

Shane: now you two.. Remember our plan, now get out there and do what you do best! Come on guys.. Heh.

*Shane and the boys walk into the building… then the scene switches over into someone’s office.. someone’s who’s watching this all in disgust!*

Vegeta: >=|………

Triple S vs. Ryokun

INTERPLANETARY CHAMPIONSHIP

Bob: Next up we’ve got Triple S facing Ryokun for the IP title!

Jeice: :\ Those two are fighting each other AGAIN?! Guess they can’t get enough of each other, heh.

*”Papercut” starts up and Triple S comes out to a BIG, but mixed, reaction! The former XCW Prez jogs down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans before sliding into the ring!*

Bob: These two seasoned fighters have faced each other many times, but this time there’s added incentive with the belt on the line!

Ralph: Man, this isn’t gonna be much fun. We’ve seen them use their moves against each other too many times!

*Then, “It Doesn’t Matter” starts up over the sound system and Ryokun soars out from behind the curtain! The crowd pops for the IP champ, who hands over the belt before landing in the squared circle. Then, faster than Happosai can hit on a woman, Triple S is unleashing one big can of whup ass on the Saiyan!*

!!BLAOWBLAOWBLAOW!!

*Venom Strike, Venom Strike, Venom Strike! Ryokun is stumbling backwards when Shawn decides to lend a hand, whipping the Mirai warrior into the ropes and slamming him on the rebound with a hurricanrana! Triple S tries to bridge it for a pin, but Ryokun gets his wits about him and powers out of the move! Before Triple S can haul his carcass up, Ryokun spins around on the ground and sweeps his legs out from underneath! Both fighters are up almost simultaneously, but this time Ryokun gains the momentum with a few quick ki blasts! Staggered back by the beams, Shawn can merely watch as Ryokun lays the smack down with a powerslam!*

Ralph: Someone hurry up and win, damnit!

Bob: Ryokun’s got the advantage now, but can the IP champ hold onto it?

Jeice: Doesn’t look like it!

*Jeice is right, since as Ryokun whips Triple S into the ropes, the former XCW Prez shows great ring presence and is able to duck underneath the big clothesline! As the two bounce off their respective ropes and charge back at each other, Triple S’ foot snakes out and connects with Ryokun’s gut! The Mirai warrior doubles over, the wind knocked out of him..and straight into a devastating Evenflow DDT!*

!!BLAOW!!

*Cover by Shawn!*

Ref: 1..2..

Ryokun: Kaiou-ken attack!!

*Kickout with authority! Shawn gets shoved off as Ryokun rises to his feet, aura glowing red around him! Triple S kips up into a double Venom Strike attack..but the ki bursts go nowhere as Ryokun lets loose with the powered-up version of his Triko! move! Before he can think of a new strategy, Shawn gets rammed into the mat by an unforgiving spear that almost knocks him outta his boots!*

Bob: Spear! The Spear!

Jeice: Geez, calm down, would ya?! Almost spit on me.

*Not wasting time, Ryokun grabs Triple S by the scruff of his shirt and tosses him over the top rope! As Shawn spills over the side, Ryokun leaps into the air and comes down upon him with a hard knee strike! But that’s not all, cause the saiyan continues the assault by laying some harsh left and rights on his face! Taking the beating for all he’s worth, Triple S painfully gropes for something to help him out..his hands close around the leg of the announcer’s chair and he pulls it out from under him and rams it against Ryokun’s face! The Kaiou-ken broken by that move, Ryokun feels the wear and tear and almost falls flat..but then Triple S takes up the slack and swings the chair again, hitting with a gut wrenching smack!*

!!BLLLLAAAOW!!

Bob: Triple S with the come back!

Ralph: Finish it! I want to see some puppies, man!

*Triple S lays the chair flat, then picks up Ryokun..only to get several ki filled punches to the stomach for his troubles! Trying to get back his momentum, Ryokun lays on the pain and manages to get out of Shawn’s grip! But, proving himself to be tougher than it seems, Triple S shrugs off the pain long enough to land a severe knee to the Mirai warrior’s face! Taken by surprise, Ryokun staggers back..when he suddenly finds his face being launched into the turnbuckle pole!*

!!WHAM!!

*Sensing the end, Triple S takes the dazed Ryokun over to the chair..and sets him up for the Pedigree Piledriver!*

Bob: This is it!

Ralph: This time I get to say new champion!

Jeice: >:| Not if I can help it!

*Triple S lifts him up for the move..but out of NOWHERE, Ryokun takes a page from Essa Rios and goes for the Rios Driver! As Shawn raises Ryokun up in piledriver position, the Mirai warrior swings himself over his shoulder, arm wrapped around his opponent’s head and letting gravity do the rest..and he connects!!!*

!!BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAOW!!

*Shawn is barely lucid from having his head smacked by that move into the steel chair! Ryokun takes advantage, crawling over and putting his arm over him for the pin!*

Ref: 1..2..3!!

(Ding!)

Ralph: DAMNIT!

Bob: Heh, too bad, so sad, Ralph! Ryokun retains the IP title, but that was a great showing by Triple S!

Jeice: As much as I don’t want to see another match between these two, I bet one isn’t far off!

The Lovely Angles vs The Dirty Pair

Bob: Now it’s time for this… rather unusual match to take place…o_O

Ralph: It’s gonna be our vice presidents aginst these OTHER two claiming to be the Lovely Angels!

Jeice: Heh… to me, they’re just four hotties lookin’ to get it on!

*”By Yourself” is keyed up, which garters a HUGE pop from the fans, as the two UCTF vice presidents make their way down to the ring, smiling and waving to the crowd*

Kei & Yuri: ^_^

*they climb into the ring, and Kei is about to pic up a mic and talk, but she’s cut off as “Limitless Answer” is keyed up, and the DIRTY PAIR Kei and Yuri come out from behind the curtain, both with smirks on their faces*

DP Kei: Oh, I’m sorry, were you about to talk Kei??

LA Kei: >=|!!

DP Kei: Well, it doesn’t matter… when we’re done with you, you won’t HAVE to worry about talking, since your jaw’ll be wired shut… >=)

Crowd: OOOHHH!!

Bob: Gutsy statement by Kei there!

DP Yuri: But we’re not fools… we didn’t come here without a plan of some kind… some sort of… REINFORCEMENT for this match….

Ralph: Huh? What’s she…

HERE COMES THE MONEEEEYYYYYY….

(here we go… money TALKS)

Ralph: Oh GAWD…

Bob: NOT HIM AGAIN!!!

HERE COMES THE MONEY!

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEYYYYYYY

(DOLLA DOLLA! DOLLA DOLLA!)

*yup.. it’s that crazy kid SHANE MCMAHON coming out from behind the curtain to a TIRADE of boos!*

Shane: Yes, THAT’S right! It be me Shane-o-mac! And I’m SO glad you people love my two newest members of the new WCW!

Crowd: O_O!

Ralph: NO F’N WAY!!!

Shane: Now let’s see who the real “Lovely Angels are.

*DP Kei and Yuri charge the ring full force. LA Kei and Yuri don’t let them take any kind of advantage as they start to stomp on them as they roll in. They trade blows evenly as on each others double, DP Yuri on LA Yuri and DP Kei on LA Kei. The LA pair deliver a symotanius irish whip and send there opponents into the ropes. LA Yuri can’t seem to wait for their return as she runs right behind her double and cross bodies her over the top rope.*

Bob: Beautiful move by Yuri

*That leaves LA Kei open to deliver a harsh clothesline to her counterpart. She drags DP Kei to her feet and sets her up right. LA Kei then swings her around and administers a rear chin lock. The ref steps in.*

Ref: Give up??

*The ref is met with a harsh boot to the face by DP Kei. Then she procedes to flip over LA Kei and locks on her own rear chin lock. The ref crawls back up.*

Ref: @_@ give up?

*LA Kei also delivers a harsh kick to the refs face.”

Ralph: LOL!!

Bob: Damn… let’s hope the refs don’t go on strike… o_o…

*LA Kei goes over to her corner, where Yuri’s now climbed up, and tags her in! The two of them then start working over the DP Kei, and then LA Kei climbs out, leaving her to Yuri*

Yuri: You think you’re as good as us?? HUH bitch?? >=|!!!

*Yuri, abandoning her “good angel” stature for the moment, PIMPSLAPS Kei across the mouth, and then delivers a knee to the gut! The DP Kei crumples to the mat, and then rolls to the side, trying to get the tag! But, Yuri lifts her up, and whips her into the ropes! She tries for the clothesline, but Kei ducks, wraps her arms around Yuri’s waist, and delivers a NASTY german suplex!*

Bob: Nice counter!

Jeice: But can she capitialize??

*Kei starts crawling over to Yuri, but then Shane runs into the ring, and DRAGS her over to the DP Yuri, making the tag! LA Yuri makes the tag to Kei, and the two run at each other in the middle of the ring!*

Ralph: here they go!

*Kei and and Yuri meet in the middle of the ring with a double crotheline. Niether of them seem too phased as they spring back up to their feet and head for opposite ropes. They both come off and colide again this time with a shoulder block by Kei. Yuri falls flat to the ground. Kei then charges the ropes again and leaps over Yuri. As she comes back Yuri is on her feet and attemts a back body drop but Kei instead, sunset flips over her and struggles to pull her down for the pin.*

Bob: She’s trying to take her over!

*Fed up with the struggling LA Yuri hops the ropes and delivers a super kick right to DP Yuri’s face.*

Crowd: *POPS*

*Kei rolls her up.*

Ref: 1..2..*kick out*

*Kei lifts Yuri back up and delivers a devistating DDT. She covers….But the ref aint there. He’s tryin’ to keep Shane and DP Kei from hopin’ in the ring. The crowd attempts to count for him.*

Crowd: 1..2..3…4…5

*Finally Kei lets go of the pin and goes over to the ref screaming his face. She is then hit from behind with a harsh forearm by Yuri.*

Crowd: OHHH!!!

*LA Kei flies INTO the ref, knocking him out! She tries to get him back up, but is spun around into a HARSH right hand from DP Yuri! She and Shane are in the ring with DP Kei, and are BEATING LA Kei’s ass like it’s no one’s business! LA Yuri tries to get involved, but gets overpowered by the three of them! DP Kei and Yuri then hold LA Kei by the arms, and Shane starts beating her with the Shane-o-mac punches!*

Shane: *BLAOW, BLAOW, BLAOW* Yeahhh!!! *Dances around then punches her quickly*

*Kei falls to the mat, just about out! DP Kei and Yuri then pick up LA Yuri, and Shane delivers a superkick to her chin!*

Yuri: X__X

Bob: Man! The WCW chairman showing off his “skills” here…

Ralph: WHAT skills, dammit!? He’s beating them like they stole something!

*Shane starts celebrating, but it’s cut short, as through the crowd and into the ring comes NONE OTHER than KURT ANGLE and BB Hood! Kurt slides in, and delivers the Olympic Slam on Shane!! DP Kei and Yuri try to go after him, but get a chair to the face from BB!!*

Jeice: IT’S THE OLYMPIC COUPLE!! LOL!!

*BB signals for Kurt to set them up on the mat for… something. BB makes her way over to the ropes and holds up the chair to the crowd.*

Ralph: Ooooooooh shit.

Bob: Here it comes

*Yep..imediatly following the chair, BB whips out a cube of C4.*

Crowd: *BIG ASS POP*

*BB climbs the ropes with chair and explosives in hand. But before she can jump off the she is interupted by someone rushing through the crowd.*

Bob: IT’S RON MACDOUGALL!!

*Ron jumps onto the apron and shoves BB to the floor.*

Crowd: *BOOS*

*Kurt runs over to the apron and calls for Ron to get in the ring. But his challenge is met by a different opponent as he is sent flying into the crowd by a Palm Pulse Blast courtesy of Ron’s brother, Harry. He gives a huge shit-faced grin to the crowd but he’s is too quick to celebrate. As he turns his head he gets a double haymaker by the LA Kei and Yuri who are back to their feet! Harry is sent over the ropes and out to the floor!*

LA KeI & Yuri: >=|!!!

*they then turn to find the DP Kei and Yuri about to pounce on them! Meanwhile, on the outside, the MacDougals are busy trying to deal with BB and Kurt! And Shane?*

Shane: X_X

*Shane’s still out in the ring. =P*

Bob: This match is getting out of control!!

Ralph: Someone get the ref up, dammit!

*In the ring, LA Kei and Yuri both go after DP Kei and Yuri, and manage to push them back into the corner! LA Kei then PUNCHES DP Kei over the ropes, leaving Yuri in the corner! The Lovely Angels both smirk, and Yuri climbs up the ropes! She then puts DP Yuri in a powerbomb position, as Kei gets ready! She jumps off the top rope, bringing DP Yuri down, but Kei grabs her head into a reverse DDT! DP Yuri’s head SLAMS into the mat!*

Bob: IT’S THE FALLING ANGEL!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!

*Yuri covers but the ref STILL isn’t up! Kei DRAGS his ass over, and he makes the slow-ass count!*

1……………….2…………..*KICKOUT*

*The crowd is livid. They thought for SURE the match was over! They pick DP Yuri and send her into the ropes, the set up looks like a version of the 3D, but before the move can be delivered Kei is pulled to the outside by her WCW counterpart. LA Yuri is distracted by the interferance from DP Kei and doesn’t see the spinning heel kick delivered by DP Yuri that clocks her right in the back of her head.

Crowd: OOOOHH!!!

*As she drags LA Yuri to her feet, DP Yuri twists her arm and locks on a standard masati arm lock. Then She walks over to the ropes and climbs to the top.

Ralph: NO WAY! She’s pullin’ an Undertaker!

*That’s right, DP Yuri tight rope walks across the top turnbuckle jumps off and delivers a beautifully exicuted flying spin kick!

Crowd: O_O!

*DP Yuri seems assed out but the relentless sellout aint done yet. As she whips out her laser sword and waits for LA Yuri to get to her feet*

LA Yuri: >_<… O_O!!!

*SLASHSLASHSLASHHHH!!!*

*The DP Yuri SLASHES LA Yuri all over, and there’s a long pause as everyone is staring at LA Yuri… when all of the sudden, ALL of her clothes just FALL right off from the slashes, revealing her naked for the benefit of those with flash photography!*

Crowd: *HUGE ASS POP*

LA Yuri: **O____O**…. >=|!!!

*she DIVES onto DP Yuri, TACKLES her ass to the outside, and RIPS off her shirt, wrapping it around her! The two then start fighting up the ramp, and to the locker rooms!*

Ralph: H___H!! THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS JOB!!!

*In the ring, the Kei’s are getting up, just when the Olypic couple’s battle with the Macdougals spills into the ring! LA Kei turns around and NAILS both Ron and Harry with a double clothesline, sending them out of the ring! DP Kei gets a running start, and hits BB and Kurt out of the ring with a double dropkick! She turns around, and gets a FACEFUL of a boot from LA Kei! DP Kei goes over the top rope and to the floor! But before LA Kei could pursue her, Shane-o-Mac is there with the MacDougals to drag her ass outta there, and through the crowd!*

Bob: Where’s he going with her!?

*LA Kei is in the ring, and BB and Kurt help her up and the ref just calls for the bell!*

Ref: That’s it! This one’s a draw! >=|

Winners: Draw

Ralph: What!?

Jeice: A bloody DRAW??

*The Ref gets the hell outta there and Kei only curses under her breath and heads to the back*

Chocolate Misu vs Leona

*”W.W. III” starts up, as Leona makes her way down to the ring in her traditoinal PPV hummer*

Ralph: H_H MILITARY MELONS! I LOVE IT!!

*she parks it at ringside, and climbs in, just as Chocolate’s theme starts up, getting cat calls and whooping cheers from the male contingent of the audience!*

Chocolate: ^.~

Guys: H_H!!!

Bob: well, I guess we know who the fan favorite in this one is… =\…

Ralph: Hell’s YES!!

*Chocolate gets in the ring, and the ref calls for the bell!*

*DING, DING, DING!!!*

Chocolate: alright, let’s get on with it! ^_^!

*Chocolate then starts STRIPPING down in the ring!!*

Crowd: *POPS*

Bob: *FAINTS*

Ref: What the HELL are you doing!?

Chocolate: o_o… isn’t this a “latex peeling match?”

Ref: NO, IT ISN’T!!!

Chocolate: =(… but I want a latex peeling match…

Ref: NO!

*chocolate looks upset, but strips down anyway!*

Chocolate: Then I’ll just have to fight NAKED! >=|

*the arena is going CRAZY looking at Chocolate’s naked body in the ring!*

Jeice: X_X Blimey… what’s that broad’s PROBLEM!!

Ref: PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON RIGHT NOW! >=|!!!

Chocolate: NO!!!

Ref: >=|!!! THAT DOES IT, RING THE DAMN BELL! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!

*DING, DING, DING!!!*

Ralph: WHAT!?!

*The ref then raises Leona’s hand in victory!*

Leona: o_O…

Jeice: LOL!!!!! SHE LOST BECAUSE SHE WOULDN’T GET DRESSED! LOL!!!

*The ref and Leona then leave Chocolate alone and naked in the ring*

Chocolate: <=(!!! BUT IT’S NOT FAIR!! I WANTED TO FIGHT NAKEEEEEDDDD!!! WAAAHHH!!

*She starts throwing a TANTRUM in the ring!!*

Bob: ~_~… this is SAD…

Ralph: But she’s NAKED!!! That’s all that matters!! H_H!!!

WINNER: Leona

*In the back, we see Triple S walking through the backstage area where he bumps into the man he just faced off in the ring.. Ryokun! They drop everything they’re doing and stare each other down!*

Crowd: POPS!

Ralph: oh THIS should be good.

Both: ……..>=|……

*Slowly, Ryokun brings his hand up to Triple S’s chest… The game reciprocates with his, and they SHAKE?! Afterwards, Ryokun walks off, and SSS silently watches.*

Crowd: o_o…. >=| BOOOOOO!!!!!

Fan: KICK EACH OTHER’S ASS!

Bob: Well.. that was a …..strangely good show of sportsmanship.

Jeice: Heh.. I guess Ryokun thought about what SSS said. That Kris was a whore.

Bob: This next match is basically going to be a brawl between the newcomer Ed, and one of the greatest martial artists of ALL time, Happosai.

Jeice: What’s the rules of this match again? Someone has to be thrown out or something?

Bob: Well, as you see, the place is FILLED with janitorial tools, mops, brooms, disinfectants, light bulbs.. everything a janitor needs to do his job. The winner is the man who will physically throw the other out of the arena!

Jeice: ah… -_-. the things promoters will think up these days.

Ed The Janitor vs. Happosai – You’re Fired – “Janitor’s Match”

*The cameras flash to the back where we see Ed walking into the backstage area! Happy jumps out of his seat and storms towards him, fully prepared to kick some janitor ass!*

Ed: HEY HEY HEY!! …… stop!! I have something to say!

*Happy stops and gives Ed a few moments to speak before being disinfected!*

Ed: uhh.. well I did some thinking.. and I don’t want to go through with this match..

Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!!

Ed: so I just hope we can uhh.. work together.. ^_^;

Happosai: >=|.

Ralph: that’s not a good look that Happosai’s giving him..

Ed: umm.. Did I mention I had a wife in kids? OH! Here they are right now!

*Ed points to the doorway where a beautiful woman and two kids walk into the “janitor’s area” Happosai sees them, then suddenly realizes he can’t go through with the match!*

Ed: I NEED this job to put food on their tables!

Kid: mr. happosai, please let him stay! :(

Crowd: AWWW!!

*Happosai walks up to the kid, puts his hand on his shoulder and looks up at him..*

Happosai: ….. -_-……. Kids.. tell your daddy that HE’S STILL GOING TO GET HIS ASS KICKED!

!!WHAM!!

Crowd: OOOOOH!!

*Ed goes down with one hit! The kids and their mom attempt to run away, but they don’t get far, because Happy snatches Ed’s wife’s bra RIGHT off of her without even having to take off her shirt! A sign of a true master!*

Jeice: dude, I HAVE to learn that!

*The new recruit stands back up, only to get smacked with the very bra that Happosai ripped from his wife’s back!*

Bob: How disrespectful!

Jeice: o_o.. I didn’t know happosai was the shit like THIS!

*Ed holds his eye in pain as he’s thrown into a bucket filled with filthy and scummy water!*

Jeice: dude, this is a massacre! Someone pull happosai off of this guy!

*The little man nails a dropkick into the mopbucket which almost decapitates Ed on contact! He grabs a broom and SNAPS the thick wood right over his back! The crowd “OOHS and AHHS” after every shot! Officials run into the area to stop the match, but happosai holds them all off with Shirukens!*

Jeice: YES! This is so damn cool!

*The janitor pulls out a five yen coin and through it, literally SUCKS what little fighting energy Ed has right out of his body! It reduces the new comer into a brittle old wrinkled sack of flesh! Wait a minute, he looked like that BEFORE! X_X*

Ed: X_X… *stumbles around*

Bob: UGH!

Ralph: LOL!!!!

Jeice: LOL.. uh oh.. there’s that trashcan!

*Happosai dumps the crap filled trashcan over Ed’s upperbody, rendering him almost completely helpless! He then grabs the mop and cracks him in the back of the knees, sending him down!*

Jeice: why do I have a feeling someone is going to be taken to the woodshed in a few seconds!

*He draws back and breaks the broom over the trashcan! Ed hits the ground face first with one of his legs shivering!*

Jeice: *Almost falls out of his seat!* LOL!!

*He then picks up the remains of Ed and throws him face first through the door and out into the street!*

Happosai: and STAY out! >=|

!!DING DING DING!!

Winner and Still Employee of the UCTF: Happosai

Jeice: LOL… now THAT’S entertainment!

Bob: Oh Ed.. we hardly knew ye…

*”By Yourself” is keyed up, and from behind the curtain comes one half of the UCTF VP’s, Kei, carrying the NRA championship belt with her*

Bob: o_O.. I guess we’re gonna have a special guest referee for this match…

Ralph: I’m not complaining…H_H!!

*She climbs into the ring, and pulls out a mic from under her top (o_O.. how it got there… we may never know)*

Kei: Ladies and Gentlemen… as the co-creater of the UCTF NRA division… I felt it was personally my responsibility to stay at ringside and award this belt to the winner!

*”Blue Freedom, White Wish” starts up, which gets a nice pop from the crowd as from behind the curtain comes, for the first time in a WHILE, Hotaru Tomoe”

Jeice: Why the bloody hell is SHE in this match??

Bob: Well, she attacked Rott last week…o_O… and Rott demanded the match…

*She climbs into the ring, and Kei goes up to her*

Rott vs Hotaru

NRA Championship

Kei: Alright, let’s see your gun.

Hotaru: huh??

Kei: This is an NRA title match… I need to inspect your gun!

Hotaru: Uhh… I don’t… have one… ^^;;;

*EVERYONE in the arena facefaults!*

Kei: ~_~… I figured this would happen… good thing I came prepared…

*she reaches behind her, and pulls out a smallish police pistol*

Kei: Here… take this… it’s already modified with rubber bullets, so you don’t have to worry about killing him.

Hotaru: uhh…o_O… thanks.

Kei: I want it back, though. >=|

*Just then, “Hell’s Bells” starts up, gartering MASSIVE heel heat from the crowd, as from behind the curtain comes probably the most HATED man in the UCTF… Rott! He’s smirking as he walks down to the ring, ignoring the garbage thrown at him, and steps in! Kei then steps in front of him*

Kei: >=| The guns, please…

Rott: >=|… fine.

*he flicks his wrists, and his two colt .45′s jump up into his hands*

Rott: >=|… here. *hands them over*

Kei: >=\… *checks them* Okay… *slides out the clip* >=|! This one still has REAL bullets in it! What the hell are you trying to pull??

Rott: Whoops… must’ve missed those…>=)

*Kei frowns, and tosses away the clip*

Kei: Well… whatever… maybe I should introduce the referee for this match…

Rott: o_o… no…

Kei: MR. GUY LOMBARDO!!

*Rott practically GAGS and his cigarette drops out of his mouth, as the referee comes out from behind the curtain!*

Ralph: WHO the hell is that!?

Bob: That’s the referee that Rott’s been abusing in his recent matches!

Jeice: LOL! Oh, man… this is too much!!

*He slides into the ring, and calls for the bell!*

*DING, DING, DING*

Rott: >=|…

Guy: >=)

*BLAOW!!*

*Hotaru from behind pistol whips Rott, sending him to the mat! He springs right up, and tries to punch her in the face, but she quickly ducks and delivers a quick kick to his back! Rott stumbles forward a bit, and Hotru holds up the gun!*

Hotaru: >_< !!!

*CRACK!!!*

Rott: AHH… SHIT!!

*The rubber bullet bounces off his back, sending a stinging pain throughout his body! Hotaru is knocked OFF her feet by the blast, since she’s never fired a gun before!*

Hotaru: o_o….

Rott: >=|!!!

*Rott whips out his two Colts, and starts firing at Hotaru! Hotaru dives out of the way, and is jumping, rolling, and trying to avoid the bullets fired at her! Finally, one manages to graze her shoulder, sending her down to the mat, and giving Rott an opportunity! He then starts PUMMELING her with the rubber bullets! She rolls out of the ring, holding her body all over*

Hotaru: >_< !!!!!

Rott: >=)!!!

*he’s about to shoot her again, when GUY steps in the way!*

Guy: >=| LET HER GET BACK IN.

Rott: >=|… phuck off, skinny man.

*He then SHOVES Guy down to the mat! But Guy, not any ORDINARY ref, gets his ass RIGHT back up and punches Rott right in the mouth!!*

!!BLAOW!!

Crowd: OOOHHH!!!

Rott: >_o….

Guy: >=|

Bob: Holy SHIT!!! That ref’s got GUTS!

Ralph: o_o… he can’t be a real ref… real refs are supposed to be knocked out at the touch of a finger!

*Rott then gets VERY pissed, and points his gun RIGHT at Guy’s forehead! But, Guy then KICKS him right in the nuts, and manages to wrestle one of the guns from him!*

Rott: >=|!!

Guy: >=|!!!

*They then both raise the guns at each other! They’re gonna DUEL!*

???: *whistles*

Rott: o_O?

*Rott turns around to see SOMEONE on the top turnbuckle! Not just anyone, but…*

Crowd: *HUGE POP*

Bob: OH, MY GOD!! IT’S ADRIENNE!!!

Jeice: *SPITS OUT HIS FRUITOPIA*

Ralph: WHAT!?!

Bob: SHE HASN’T BEEN SEEN SINCE APRIL 1!!!

*AT gives a wink to Rott, right before she leaps off the top rope and delivers a dropkick right to his FACE! Rott hits the mat HARD, and Hotaru, having been helped up by AT, jumps off the top rope and stomps right on Rott’s chest!!*

Rott: X__X…..>=|!!!

*The two high-five each other, but don’t notice Rott getting up! He then SLAMS Guy with the Flaming Fist, knocking him the HELL out! Out of mid air, he grabs his gun that Guy had, and at the same time grabs his other gun up off the mat, and lands in a squatting position with both guns pointed!*

Rott: HEY PHUCKAS!

Hotaru & AT: O_O!

*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!!!*

*he lets loose with a HUGE amount of bullets, blasting AT over the top rope, and to the floor! Hotaru gets knocked back into the corner, assed out! He then DRAGS her ass out of the corner, and covers her! But, there’s no ref to count, so Rott just grabs Guy’s hand, and hits the mat with it!*

1…..2…..3!!!

*DING, DING, DING!!!*

Bob: AMAZING!!! NEW NRA CHAMPION!!!

Ralph: Uhh…. ~_~… nevermind….

*Rott gets up off of Hotaru, as Kei gets up on the apron, and hands him the belt!*

Rott: Heh… >=) *lights up a cig*

WINNER: Rott

*Azrael slowly walks down the ring with no music.. those former citizens of gotham city give him a standing ovation, while others who don’t know who he is.. sit back and await to see what he can do. Slowly, he steps into the ring, and glares back at the entrance.*

Azrael vs. Garshrink – Dustmaster Title

Bob: We are about to see the Dustmaster Champion Title on the line between Garshrink Grimjaw and the new comer.. Azrael.

Jeice: heh yeah, let’s go back and show everyone how this match was signed.

*The Jumbotron flashes back one week ago at the conclusion of the Garshrink/Andre Tau title match*

Garshrink: WAAAAAAAAGH!!

*That’s right, he leaps off, and lands a devestating double foot stomp on the sternum of Andre! The collison looks like something out of a Gallagher stand up performance where he would smash a watermelon with a mallet! The crowd almost pukes from the site of Andre’s sternum cracking in two!*

Jeice: *Laughing* Holy SHIT!

*Garsh bounces off of Andre’s body and immediately begins to appeal to the crowd! The ref looks down at Andre, and does a ten count! The Champion is out cold!*

!! DING DING DING!!

Announcer: The Winner by Knock out…….. and the NEW UCTF Dustmaster Champion, Garshrink Grimjaw!

Jeice: Heh, then moments later, when Grimjaw had his back turned…

*The cameras come replay Garshrink coming off the ropes and landing on Andre before it switches back to real time! The Ork Warlord walks up the aisle backwards while still celebrating his championship victory! That is until, a man no more than six feet, 2 inches nails him in the back of the head with a powerful ki filled attack!*

Garsh: X_X!!

*The Ork hits the ground, KNOCKED OUT after one hit! The camera focus’s in on the man in the black and red super heros outfit before he turns and walks away!*

*The Jumbotron flashes back to the present*

Jeice: It’s the classic case of making a name for yourself. Azrael wanted a big entrance into the UCTF, and by attacking the hot headed Garshrink Grimjaw, he’s gotten that request in the form of a Dustmaster Title Match!

*Next, The Current Dustmaster Champion, Garshrink Grimjaw storms his way down the aisle to his new theme music: “Mean Mother From Outer Space”*

Ralph: ……

Bob: Hey, didn’t they play that movie on HBO a few nights ago?

*As the Ork walks down the aisle…. The challenger sees this as maybe his biggest opportunity! He performs a flying leap over the top rope and nails him!*

Garsh: >=|…

Bob: uh oh..

Ralph: I can’t watch >_<

*-_- more like, lands right in the arms of the Grand Warlord. With quick thinking, Azrael headbutts Garsh and falls out of his arms.. At that moment, The Dark Knight unleashes a flurry of lefts and rights! The same attacks that have put down the likes of Bane!*

Garsh: >_< !!

Jeice: Has this match even started yet?

*The dark knight prepares the final blow, by stepping back, gathering all of his energy into one ball, and releasing it into a field goal like kick to Garshrink’s crotch!*

!!POP!!

Garsh: ………. >=|…………..

Azrael: o_o…..

Jeice: LOL, doesn’t that idiot watch The UCTF?! Garshrink doesn’t have bloody balls!

*The genitalia-challenged Ork Warlord grabs the challenger by the throat, and tosses him onto the apron! Azrael is forced back to his feet by Garshrink’s menacing grip!*

Ralph: uh oh.. I think Garsh is going to do the “’Ere We Go” thing off the top of the apron!

*No, he’s not going to do that.. he’s going to do WORSE. Garsh tightens the grip around the dark knight’s collar, and rams him full force into the steel post! Azrael’s head nails the unforgiving steel so hard, that it literally BENDS. YES, the 2 feet deep, reinforced pole bends like a spoon!*

!!!BLAOW!!

Ralph and Bob: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

Crowd: OOOOOOH!!

Jeice: He just… He just…… LOL!! holy LOL shit!!

*The camera zooms in on Azrael’s mask. Even though his face is covered up, anyone in the arena or watching on tv KNOWS he’s unconscious!*

Garsh: >=|……………..

Ref: 7………… 8…………. 9…………. RING IT!

!!DING DING DING!!

*That’s right, the match is over before it starts! Once Azrael does not respond to the three count, the referee attempts to raise Garshrink’s massive Ork arm in the air as the victor!*

Bob: That ork has just sent a message to Azrael!

Ralph: heh.. I think it’s safe to say he won’t be attacking anyone from behind anymore after that one.

Jeice: …….. LET’S SEE THAT AGAIN!

*The jumbotron flashes back just seconds ago where Garshrink drills Azrael head first into the steel post with enough force to bend it!*

Ralph: SHEESH!

Jeice: Guys.. you know I have to do this… NOW DO THE MATRIX!

*As Jeice screams out the command, the Jumbotron flashes back one more time! Right before Garsh rams Azrael into the post, the scene freezes, then rotates a full 360 degrees!*

Jeice: LOL!!

Bob: -_- well, none the less, Garshrink Grimjaw retains the title!

Winner and Still UCTF Dustmaster Champion: Garshrink Grimjaw

*While they’re sitting there.. A LOUD noise comes through Jeice’s ear peice!*

Jeice: >_< !!

Vegeta: JEICE! MY OFFICE, NOW!

Jeice: o_o…….. >_< *gulp* uhh.. guys, I’ll be right back… I hope.

*Jeice gets up and floats slowly to Vegeta’s skybox office*

*We’re back with UCTF Action, and Jeice is now standing outside of the President’s Office!*

Jeice: I’m standing outside President Vegeta’s office, where in just a few moments.. *looks around* I’m going to have the opportunity to have a few words with him regarding the Dirty Pair/Lovely Angels match.

*Just then, Vegeta rips the door out of his office, and walks up to Jeice with a look that could KILL. He and Jeice stare at each other for atleast thirty seconds thereafter while the Arena pops HUGE.*

Vegeta: ………….

Jeice: I suspect this is about the involvement once again of Shane McMahon in the UCTF?

Vegeta: …………..

Ralph: damn.. look at that cold stare!

Vegeta: Let me tell you something. This isn’t some unoriginal crap-fest of a wrestling show where you see the same opening promo every week with some billionare JACKASS making a fool of himself in attempt to raise ratings. This is not some SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT hybrid of american gladiators and the Young and the Restless. In our line of work, people DIE on a daily basis. This is a FIGHTING league. And I’ll be damned if I allow another scum sucking son of a bitch from a competitive show to just WALTZ right into my league and attempt recruit members for their falling apart load of snake semen!

Jeice: so what are you exactly trying to say?

Vegeta: What am I trying to say? What I’m TRYING to say is that if I EVER see Shane McMahon in my building again, I will personally get off of my seat and blow his face out of the other side of his insolent ass. That’s right. EVERYONE is on notice. If I see another face that isn’t contractually binded with the Ultimate Crossover Tournament Fighting League IN my building without MY consent, I will DESTROY them with my BARE hands. This is getting RIDICULOUS.

Crowd: *POPS*

*Vegeta turns back around and SLAMS the door..*

Jeice: Well.. you heard it here.. if you don’t buy a ticket, and you’re in the UCTF building and not an employee.. it might be the last day of the rest of your life.. >_< *shivers*

*Back in the arena, The lights black out, and on the Jumbotron flashes a demonic face for a split second with a red back ground behind him… It’s barely noticable.. but over the PA system, a dark sound looms over the crowd before everything goes back to normal… Just then, The Former Intergalactic Champion Raven Darc walks down the aisle to the tune of “Land of Free Disease”.*

Ralph: What the hell WAS that? O_o

Bob: o_o I don’t know…

Raven Darc vs. Godzilla – InterGalactic Title

*Jeice floats back down to the ring and straps himself in*

Ralph: HEY! Where’s Fubuki?

Bob: That’s the exact same thing I’m wondering, but not for the same reasons though. >=|

*He gets into the ring and raises his arms in the air to the crowd. Those who’ve followed his career give him a HUGE pop!*

Jeice: Heh.. How about we go back to several weeks ago when Raven was DEFEATED by Godzilla to lose the Intergalatic Title!

Bob: ok, but try not to be too trigger happy over there will ya?

*The jumbotron goes back to Godzilla/Raven’s last encounter*

*He rests, as Godzilla turns over to his stomach.. As he begins to stand back up, Raven stumbles out of the corner.. still holding his ribs! But out of no where, Godzilla gains a second wind, and uses his reserve to plow his body into Raven, which then sends them BOTH flying through the table in a huge gore!*

!!BLAOW!!

Crowd: *POPS!!!!!!!*

*He pulls Darc out of the corner, and makes the cover!*

Ref: 1………2……….3!!

*It flashes back to the present where Raven’s music is still playing in the background*

Bob: Raven was then barely able to defeat several other UCTF superstars in a brawl set up by Roger Smith to earn the right to face Godzilla tonight

Ralph: he SO better not blow this one.

*”Intergalactic” is next! The new champion comes out from the back to a standing ovation!*

Jeice: Godzilla’s first title match is tonight. Heh. I would have defended it five times by now if I were him.

Bob: Too bad you got demoted eh?

Jeice: …… I could still whip your ass. >=|

*Godzilla steps into the ring, and stares a hole right through Raven’s eyes, who’s doing the same.*

Bob: No love lost between these two .. well.. man and beast O_o

Ralph: Half man, half Demon and Beast actually.

Jeice: >=\ What have I done to deserve this job?

*The ref checks Raven for any weapons, then walks towards Godzilla.. who snarls at him..*

Ref: uhh.. heh heh… ^_^;;; RING THE BELL!

!!DING DING DING!!

*The bell rings! Raven and Godzilla walks toward each other with purpose before meeting in the center! As expected, the punches fly which brings an explosion of excitement from the crowd! Especially when Godzilla connects two to three punches in succession which take Raven flat on his back one right after the other! The demon stands back up every shot and is rocked right back on his ass! Finally, he smartens up and kicks the lizard in the leg to trip him up! Raven bounces off of the ropes, and nails Zilla in the face with a rising knee lift! As the beast falls on his back, Raven lands a falling elbow to what could be Godzilla’s neck!*

Jeice: If he has a adam’s apple then it’s probably broken in two right now!

*Raven jumps over the top rope and onto the apron before climbing quickly to the top rope! The diehard Raven fans stand to their feet as he prepares to leap!*

Bob: Time for a Senton!

*Raven jumps off the top rope for his senton splash, but halfway into it, the downed lizard fires a small orb of plasma energy into him! Raven’s jacket catches fire as he hits flat-backed to the ground! Some fans react by screaming at the site of Raven being engulfed in flames! and Others just..*

Jeice: STOP DROP AND ROLL! LOL!!

*He stumbles around in a frenzy trying to put out the fire! Godzilla though, has his own idea! He gathers a huge breath, then releases a BIGGER plasma blast into Raven!*

!!THOOOOOOM!!

*The smoke clears.. and Raven’s standing there with no jacket on.. Both of his wings unravel and span several feet from both sides of his body!*

Godzilla: o_o!

Raven: >=|

*Just then, several chain ropes rip from his body and latch onto the atomic beast! He screams out and thousands of volts of electricity coarse through ‘Zilla’s body!*

Bob: Godzilla’s going down!

*Instead, Godzilla jerks Raven into a hold by his chains, and using that momentum, he flips the challenger over into a POWERSLAM with unfathomable torque!*

Jeice: Oh shit!

Bob: that move could have broken every bone Raven’s body!

*Raven rolls around on the mat showing the world the effects of Godzilla’s powerslam! Meanwhile, the King of Monsters leaves the ring… and grabs a spare table!*

Crowd: TABLE!TABLE!TABLE!TABLE!

Jeice: uh oh.. looks like Godzilla’s about to set up the ring for that bit tackle!

Bob: heh, the same move that took out Raven in their first encounter.

*Raven battles with himself to stand up as quickly as he can whiel Godzilla is distracted! Finally, the table is set up in the corner, and Godzilla turns to face the former Intergalactic champion just seconds before being popped in the face with a stiff shuffle sidekick!*

Jeice: SHIT! That sounded like two cars colliding!

Bob: Just imagine how much force had to be behind that for it to take down Godzilla!

*The kick puts the champ down, but not for long! He immediately starts to stand back to his feet! Raven however, runs full speed towards the beast attempt to put him through the table, but Godzilla catches him off guard! Raven soon finds himself being gorilla pressed seven feet into the air, before being snatched back down into a throat crucher!*

Crowd: OOOOOH!!!!!

Ralph: Raven NEVER saw that coming!

*Godzilla looks down on Raven’s assed out carcass, then looks back up at the crowd, who suddenly heats up with cheers!*

Jeice: I bet he’s going to see this one coming through.. not like he’s going to be able to do anything about it. >:]

*Zilla jumps onto Raven’s chest and stomps away time after time after time! Raven is beaten into the damn ground! The nuclear lizard stops.. Then starts DANCING on him!*

Crowd: *MARKS OUT!*

*He dances UNTIL Raven catches one of the stomps and twists Godzilla over to his stomach! The half Demon then rolls over to his knees and locks on the Ankle lock!*

Jeice: NICE Reversal!

*The beast roars in pain, and scrambles somehow back to one foot! Raven jerks his leg down, which sends the inbalanced champion back down to his stomach! The ref is right there, crying out to Godzilla in attempt to get a submission!*

Ref: You give?!

Godzilla: >=|!

!!ROOOOOAAARR!!

*He powers back up to his foot! Somehow, he jerks his foot away from Raven, then smacks him in the face with a powerful tail shot! The challenger flies into the corner and lands on the set up table! Godzilla hobbles around for a few seconds, but resets his sites on Raven!*

Bob: Here it comes!

*Godzilla takes off!*

Ralph: It’s over!

*Hell no! Raven dives out of the way to avoid the gore! Godzilla crashes through it and manages to only nail the steel pole with his shoulder! He stumbles back out of the corner, where Darc turns him around, and nails the Endless Waltz!*

Ref: 1………2……….3!

Announcer: The Winner, and NEW Intergalatic Champion, Raven Darc!

Jeice: now he’s the TWO TIME! TWO TIME! Intergalatic Champion!

Winner and NEW Interglactic Champion: Raven Darc

*As Godzilla leaves, Raven climbs to the second turnbuckle and raises the newly won Intergalatic Title over his head!*

Bob: and Now.. It’s time for the Main Event!

Jeice: Yeah.. Normally, it would be strange to have the main event come THIS early in the match.. but this is no ordinary bout.

Ralph: We will see the two best in this business, The best we have right here in the Ultimate Crossover Tournament Fighting put not only their careers on the line, but their LIVES.

Bob: Miko Mido will have her last chance to face Dayvid Nite tonight for the Grand Championship title. After this match win or lose as she says, she will be retiring from the UCTF.

Jeice: She’s leaving the UCTF.. but she wants to leave as the champion, she wants to leave with the title that made her the megastar that she is today. She won the damn thing after whipping Morrigan’s ass not only out of the title picture, but out of the UCTF picture as a whole. She was never the same.

Bob: and now, she has to face the man that defeated her Four months ago. Ladies and Gentlemen, let’s take you back to four months ago.. It was March 3rd 2001, It was ON Your Computer Five. here’s the spark that lit one of the biggest fueds in UCTF History and see how it led into tonight’s BEST OF SEVEN Grand Championship battle!

Ralph: PINFALL, FIRST BLOOD, STAIRWAY TO HELL, SUBMISSION, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE, GREEN HELL IN A CELL, AND THE SWORDMASTER BOUT!

March 3rd 2001 – On Your Computer 5

*Dayvid grabs Saturn by the hair and tosses her behind him! Rott is standing right there, and turns that momentum into the–*

Crowd: !!FLAMING FIST!!!!

Ralph: LO–oh no!!! X_X

Bob: WERE YOU LAUGHING!?

Ralph: NO THAT WAS HORRIB*LOL*LE!!!

Bob: >=|!

*Meanwhile… Dayvid grabs A..Chibi Venus by the throat and drives her young body into the canvas as hard as he can! He doesn’t let go of the choke hold.. but instead, lifting her back up FROM the ground and slamming her again!*

Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!!!! >:|!

Bob: Two chokeslams in a row! Damnit!

Ralph: X_X *holds his stomach!*

Bob: SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

Ralph: the match is over!

Bob: ARGH! THOSE SONS OF BITCHES!!!

*Now that both members of silent love have been defeated and defiled, there’s only one thing left for the new tag team champions to do. Rott and Dayvid look at each other, then both grab Saturn and Chibi Venus’ FUKUs!*

Bob: OH NO! DON’T YOU DARE!

Men: *pulls out their cameras* O_O!

Women: BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

*Then “Maximum Wave” begins playing! The crowd POPS!*

Ralph & Bob: *look at each other* o_o

*The grand champion makes HER way down to the ring to help! She climbs the rope and dropkicks Dayvid in the face! It’s strong enough to knock him over the top rope and to the floor! Rott flies at her next! She tries to punch, but it’s reversed into a flaming fist attempt! She blocks that and spins behind him!*

Ralph: The Grand Champions out!

Bob: O_O!

*She throws him back and smash his neck on the floor! After hitting the awesome Backdrop driver, Dayvid pulls Rott out of the ring and they make their get away with the tag team titles!*

Bob: Miko makes the save!

Ralph: I don’t think that was very smart!

*Miko stays in the ring with the fallen Silent Love.. holding AT dearly to her chest, while slowly stroking Hotaru’s cheek, trying to keep them both calm*

Miko: >:|….

- Later in the Evening -

*She’s back to her feet, but So is Dayvid! She turns around and finds herself being turned upside down in the arms of the “Legendary Beast”! The crowd stands to their feet and tries to cheer Miko into getting out of it! They’re hearts are browken when Dayvid explodes into the nosebleed section, then driving her back down on her head!*

Crowd: OOOOOH!!!!!

*He covers her body up and the ref counts!*

Ref: 1………2……..3!

Ralph: WHAT THE HELL?!

Bob: AMAZING! NEW GRAND CHAMPION!

Ralph: I.. I can’t believe this!

Bob: Believe it! Fire Thunder Driver and it’s over! New Grand Champion!

Winner and New UCTF Grand Champion: Dayvid Nite

*Dayvid stands in the middle of the ring.. Miko tries pulling herself up, using the legs of Dayvid’s pants. He grabs her by the back of her purple hair and stuffs her between his knees head first! With another launch of his rockets, he sends her down for yet ANOTHER Driver to add insult to injury!*

Ralph: Holy shit!

Bob: THAT’S ENOUGH YOU ASSHOLE!

*The second Driver was powerful enough to lacerate Miko’s forehead! Blue blood out of her forehead and into her purple hair! That brings The Anime Champion, Dustmaster Champion, and Swordmaster down to the ring all at one time!*

Dayvid: >:|……

*He doesn’t move a budge! Once they jump into the ring.. Yakuu and Fubuki IMMEDIATELY run right into Dayvid’s massive hands! He lifts them both at the same time and drives them to the mat with one handed chokeslams! That leaves Bosatsu! She desperately tries to attack him head on alone, but she’s also grabbed around the neck!*

Dayvid: >:]!

*He lives her over 8 feet in the air, and throws her, injured shoulder and all right THROUGH the mat! Afterwards, “Legendary Beast” Begins playing once more! Dayvid takes HIS Grand Championship Title and leaves the La Blue Girls decimated!*

Ralph: He put all of them down! They’ve been dominating for ONE year and he took them all out alone! Poor perritas! :(!

*As he leaves, Miko manages to roll over to her stomach. She crawls over to the ropes and tries standing up one more time! She looks eyes on Dayvid with blood covering half of her face!*

Ralph: she’s… still getting up o_o.

Bob: We have NOT seen the end of Miko Mido and Dayvid Nite! I gaurantee it! This rivalry is just beginning!

Miko: ……….

- March 30th 2001 – Friday Fury -

Fubuki: Raven, awesome match we had eh? Next week, we’re gonna need to kick the volume up even higher when we face… o_o!

*When she turns around, she sees her roomate laying face first, with none other than Grand Champion Dayvid Nite standing above him!*

Dayvid: >=|

*He grabs her by the throat, and launches her INTO the lockers! She hits them so hard, that when she lands on the floor.. the entire length of lockers falls right on top of her!*

Dayvid: Give Ms. Mido My Regards. >:]

- May 5th 2001 – Friday Fury -

*The cyborg then engages his thrusters, and Rott lets go of the rope. Dayvid, still locked in the Bear Crusher, flies to the top of the arena and forcefully yanks Hystalin around 180 degrees so her stomach is facing the mat. He then executes the Flying Crusher, plummeting with her towards the ground. JUST BEFORE, she hits the ground, however, Rott CRUSHES her face and sternum with the first hit of the FLAMING FIST!!!! The combination of Rott’s deadliest move combined with the unmitigated momentum from Dayvid’s Flying Crusher increases the power (and pain) of the move 10 fold!! Hystalin lets out a piercing scream of agony as the crowd rises to heir feet in utter disbelief*

Crowd: O_O_O_O_O_O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! O_O!!!!!!!!!

Ralph: GOOD LORD NO!!!!!!! O_O!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S INSANE!!!!!!!

Jeice: ok, NOW she’s dead!

*The crowd shouts profanities that are too offensive even for the UCTF at Rott as he carries out the full extent of the Flaming Fist on Hystalin, picking her apart piece by piece until she’s nothing more than a broken pile of Saiyan on the mat surrounded by a pool of her own blood*

Bob: Get some Paramedics out here!

Jeice: Screw that! Get a freaking MORTICIAN!!

*Dayvid and Rott look at each other and nod… a Job well done in deed.. their competition is DEAD to the world! Both the Saiyans, Melvic, AND Miko have been disected!*

Ralph: And that’s why these two are the strongest force in the UCTF since Vegeta and Kakarott were hooked up! Jeice, I don’t even think you and Burter could have taken them!

Jeice: shut the FU*K up! >=|

!!I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL… ALIIIIIIVE!!

Jeice: O_o

Bob: o_o

Ralph: o_O? What the hell is that music?

*The music is actually Utada Hikaru’s “Automatic” The Johnny Vicious Version! No one knows who’s song it belongs to.. until the camera swiftly pans across the arena, catching MIKO MIDO nailing Rott in the back of the head with a camera at the last second! The manically object shatters on impact, shades Shawn Michaels/Sid Vicious! Rott goes down Hard, leaving Miko and Dayvid Nite ALONE!*

Bob: IT’S MIKO!1 IT’S MIKO!! IT’S MIKO!!!

Jeice: shutup JR! But DAMN! WHAT A MOVE!

Ralph: SHE WON’T BE DENIED!!

*The crowd has fallen off their rocker! Miko doesn’t give Dayvid the chance to react! She sends a flying foot into his groin, followed by the 540 kick! The 7 foot andriod falls on his ass in the corner, where Miko grabs the Ropes for Leverage, and commenses to stomp the SHIT out of him!*

Jeice: YEAH!! SHE’S GETTING IN HIS ASS BABY!

*Steve Austin has NOTHING on her!*

Bob: The Grand Champion is getting his ass laid out!!

*Rott, back to his feet, charges Miko while she’s stomping on Dayvid, she catches him with a right elbow to his jaw, which sends him back on his ass! She then returns her attention back over into Dayvid! Her stomps grow stronger with much more emphasis than before! Her K-9’s elongate! Her nose widens! She pupils grow beady I’ts obvious she is MORE than pissed off right now!*

Ralph: UGH!

Jeice: Is she turning into a f***ing Snarling Beast?!

Bob: I don’t .. know WHAT the hells going on!

Rott: X_X….. o_o… >:|!

*Rott has seen and heard enough of this! He gets back to his feet, grips Miko by the arm and slings her around! Miko’s first reaction is swinging with a right hook! Of course, Rott blocks it, thus setting up the first move to the Flaming Fist Technique! But to his suprise, HIS reversal is reversed! Miko spins him around, immediately locking the waist lock, and throwing him over her head into the Backdrop Driver!*

!!THOOM!!

*After landing on the top of his head, Miko then leaps up, and delivers one last kick to his skull to make sure he’s down for GOOD! She then looks around, huffing and puffing, staring at her hands, in DISBELIEF in what she’s just done.. her facial expression returns back to normal as she backs out of the ring.. and leaves the area.. the ring has been reduced to a landfill of bodies, all unconscious for some reason or another! “Automatic” begins playing one more time as the camera zooms in on Miko..*

Jeice: THAT’S what the F**K I’m talking about!

- May 11th 2001 – Friday Fury -

Miko: Now I know you’re probably off —

*In the middle of her sentence.. ”I Really Like You” begins playing, sending chills down the spines of everyone who remembers the beating that was sustained at the hands of the saiyans, Miko Selenes, and Melvic Lillith just one week ago! The Goliath and American cancer Society representative, Dayvid Nite and Rott walk down towards Miko, who stands alone in the squared circle!*

Bob: A wise man once said… Business is about to pick up!

Ralph: I think purple hair is about to pay for her interference last week! If she was smart, she’d turn tail and run immediately!

*They climb into the ring, and approach Miss Mido, who stands her ground, moving back a total of a half a step! They loom over her, awaiting Miko to make one wrong move before they turn her into a splattered mark on the canvas*

Miko: Didn’t your Moms teach you not to interrupt Adults while they’re talking?

Crowd: LOL!!

Ralph: oh no..

Rott: Adults, huh? >=| Maybe we should F*CK YOU UP like the little girl you are. I had a harder time staying awake listening to you carry on then the time I mixed a bottle of sleeping pills with Wiskey >=|

Dayvid: >=|

Miko: Fuck ME up? The last time I remember you laying a hand on me was when my back is turned. Every other time, you were on your ass more times than a man with no legs!

Rott: Weren’t you watching last week? We proved to everyone in this rancid bowl of dead meat called a federation just how good WE are. We don’t need a gimmic to do what we do best.. or in your case…… Kneepads. >=]

Crowd: OOOOH!! x_x

Ralph: oh that was a good one.

Bob: VERY good one.

Miko: >=|!!!! ……..Alright, I’ll admit it. You two are good, DAMN good. Untouchable. ALMOST. Cause if I remember correctly, you two were teamed up once before….and got your asses HANDED TO YOU….Do you remember why? And by WHO?

*Rott and Dayvid slowly look toward each other.. then back at Miko!*

Miko: oh.. You don’t? LET ME REFRESH YOUR MEMORY! Because after some pleading with the Boss, I GOT THEM BACK, for ONE time only! Let me introduce you to your opponents next sunday for the UCTF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLES.

- May 20th 2001 – Cyberslam 2K1 -

*Standing at the top turnbuckle, Miko peers down at the true warrior laying on the mat… She then grits her teeth.. and leaps from her location! Sacrificing her ribs, Miko hits a damn frogsplash ON the chair.. ON Saotome’s face! She bounces off of the target, obviously in pain! The camera then switches over to Jin, who’s UNCONSCIOUS! She slowly rolls over, and lays her arm on top of Jin! The ref goes down for a third time..*

Ref: 1………..2………..3!

!!DING DING DING!!

Winner and Number one Contender to the Grand Title: Miko Mido

Bob: Miko will now go on to face Dayvid Nite at Summer Chaos, in attempt to become the first, TWO TIME UCTF Grand Champion!

Ralph: Heh, She’s defeated Ranma Saotome for the World Championship in 99, Defeated Rugal and Morrigan for the Anime and Grand Titles in 2000, and now, she’s Defeated Jin Saotome in 2K1 in a number one contenders match!

*As the crowd gives Jin and Miko a standing ovation for their performance…. “I REALLY LIKE YOU” begins playing! Those same fans immediately go from cheering, to screaming with hatred as the two demons, Dayvid Nite and Rott make their way down to the rings! They intentions are clear to everyone! Now is the time to take out Jin and Miko! In the ring.. Both Saotome and Mido try desperately to stand back to their feet.. but it’s too late. The Duo hits the ring, and immediately goes to work on the worn out fighters!*

Jin: O_-

!!WHAM!!

*Rott attacks Jin like a vulture attacking a dead body!! He hits Jin with a kick, that sends the Ronin staggering into a corner.. He takes the time to pull out a smoke…*

Rott: *lights one up.. * >:]

*Rott gets Jin in the corner, and sends Kick after devestating Kick into the ribs of the almost defenseless Saotome! Meanwhile, Dayvid puts on a chokehold Miko! he then pulls her in, locking on his rib shattering bear Hug! Miko attempts to fight.. but soon realizes it’s USELESS!*

Miko: ….That’s it…

*Trying to block out all the pain, Miko reaches for her bow! From the crowd, a blur leaps over the barrier, and hits the ring! No one knows who it is.. until he spins Rott around.. and locks on one of THE most deadly moves that the UCTF has ever seen!*

Ralph: HOLY SHIT!

Bob: IT’S THE KISARAGI DEATH GRIP! THE KISARAGI DEATH GRIP! EIJI KISARAGI IS IN THE DAMN HOUSE!

*He keeps the hold locked on, then throws Rott back into the waiting arms of Jin, who locks on the Katahajime! Meanwhile, Dayvid attempts to toss Miko into the corner, who reverses it into an irish Whip of her own! Once Dayvid bounces off of the ropes, The two ninjas.. Miko and Eiji, both NAIL a savate kick to his face! Dayvid flips over the top rope, and lands to his feet.. virtually unharmed! He then grabs Rott by the foot, and rips him out of the grasp of Jin, and out of the ring! The Fugly Duo backs out of the arena.. as Miko, Eiji, and Jin stand strong in the squared circle!*

- Later in the Evening -

*Seph stands up in a rage, kneeing and stomping Rott in the small of his back in attempt to snap the spinal cord in two! Rott is then picked up, and THROWN over the top rope, and through the cage wall! He smacks the ground next to his partner! ….But if you think the Duo is down.. you need to get your HEAD checked.. because even after all the punishment.. Rott and Dayvid begin to stand AGAIN!*

Seph: >:|!!

Rott: >:|!!

Sano: >:|!!

Dayvid: >:|!!

*Seph and Sano look at each other, then to the outside of the ring! Simultaneously.. the Bishounens explode towards the ropes and both LEAP to the outside of the cage onto their respective opponents! They Rott and Dayvid run towards them as well.. and they collide in mid air! All four warriors fall back to the cold concrete, and land in a heap of broken bodies! None of them are moving!*

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

*The Ref.. who’s been on the outside of the ring the entire time… looks at all four men. He then makes the hardest decision he’s EVER had to make.. and calls for the bell!*

!!DING DING DING!!

Crowd: O_O?!?! BOOOOOO!!!!!!! >:|!!!!

*That’s right! The ref has ended the match! Afterwards, he literally has to turn and run back to the locker rooms, because glass bottles, chairs, and anything else that isn’t nailed to the ground is hurled towards him!*

Bob: Finally! The ref did something he should have done a long time ago! Ralph: and look how the fans are treating him!

Announcer: o_o! The ref has informed me that sense neither men can continue.. this match has been ruled.. a DRAW! Therefore, STILL UCTF Tag Team Champions, Dayvid Nite and ROTT!

*”I Really Like You” Begins playing! Now it’s the Announcer who’s getting the hell out of dodge!*

Result: Draw, therefore, STILL The UCTF Tag Team Champions: Dayvid Nite and Rott

Crowd: BULLLLLLSHIT! BULLLLLLSHIT! BULLLLLLSHIT! BULLLLLLSHIT! BULLLLLLSHIT! BULLLLLLSHIT! BULLLLLLSHIT!

Jeice: Heh.. and because of Miko, Dayvid and Rott barely escaped with their LIVES in their tag team cage match against Sanosuke and Seph Rend.

Bob: Folks, Four months have built up to this moment. These two extrodinary fighters are going to put it all on the line tonight. On this day, We will see the FINAL confrontation between Miko Mido, and Dayvid Nite, and I have a feeling, that this will be one of THE greatest matches in UCTF HISTORY.

Ralph: Damn right. >=|

!!I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL ALIIIIIIIVE!!

*The arena makes an inaubile response to the former Grand Champion of the UCTF which almost shakes the entire arena! She stops halfway to the ring, and stares out itno the stands!*

Announcer: The Challenger, From Tokyo, Japan standing at 5’8 and weighing in at 138 pounds and 3 ounces, MIKO MIDO!

*Miko takes a running start and slides into the ring! She does a tumbling roll to her neck, then kicks up to her feet! Then.. “Legendary Beast” begins playing over the arena, chanting the mood! After a tirade of boos, The UCTF Grand Champion walks out with the title dragging behind him!*

Ralph: This guy is Immense!

Announcer: From parts unknown, standing at 6’11 inches, and weighing in at 204 lbs.. The UCTF Grand Champion… The Legendary Beast, DAYVID NITE!

Miko vs. Dayvid Nite – Grand Title- Best of Seven

*Dayvid steps in, and just about knocks the ref over after tossing him the solid Gold UCTF Grand Title. The former tag team champion and Miko lock eyes!*

!!DING DING DING!!

*Slowly, they walk toward each other and you can feel the tension mounting in the UCTF arena! Once they’re face to chest, Miko stares upward into Dayvid’s eyes! The beast pushes slightly, Miko fires back with a slap to the face! He comes back and SHOVES her to her back! Miko lands on her neck, then immediately kicks right back up to her feet! As the crowd pops, Dayvid attempts to take her head off with a clothesline! She ducks, and attempts a wild spinning roundhouse kick! He blocks, pushes her foot away, then sweeps her to the mat! He drops down on her for the pin but she immediately throws him off before the one! They end up back on their feet, Miko delivers a savate kick which knocks the beast on his ass! She covers and he throws her off before the one count! They stand up again and there’s a stand off!*

Dayvid: >=|..

Miko: >:|………

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jeice: Guys, I think we’re in for one HELL of a bloody show tonight.

*Finally they move again, circling the ring, and just waiting for the right opportunity to strike. Finally, Miko lunges into Dayvid Nite, who responds with a lightening kick elbow to the face! Miko stumbles back, and is swept off her feet by the Beast! Once she hits the ground, he goes for a giant stomp to her stomach, but she catches his foot with both hands, and powers the giant back into the corner with her foot thrust! She kicks back up to her feet, and takes a running start to the champion! She leaps into his arms, where he catches her, and locks the Bear Crusher! Miko smacks both sides of his head with a slap, and forces him to release the hold! Right when she hits the ground, Dayvid kicks her to the stomach, causing her to double over and set herself up for the Fire Thunder Driver! He thrusts her head between his legs to hit the move, but she kicks him to the face with a stiff heel! He stumbles back and she jumps to the second rope, nailing a jugular kick to the side of his head!*

Crowd: OOOOOOH!!!!!!

*Dayvid falls to the corner! Miko does two backflips to position herself in the middle of the ring before taking off at full speed for the”Muff Dive!” Somehow, Nite BARELY moves out of the way, and all Miko runs into is a steel pole! She lays there holding herself in pain right before Dayvid jerks her torso to the ground, and delivers that awesome stomp to the chest that he attempted to hit before! She literally bounces off the mat from the force! He then drags her from the turnbuckle to the middle of the ring, where he grabs her legs, and tosses her back in a reverse german suplex! Mmiko lands on the back of her head, and rolls over to her stomach! SOMEHOW, she’s able to begin standing back to her feet!*

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jeice: How in the HELL is she getting back up after that?!

Ralph: I don’t know!

*Dayvid doesn’t know either, but it PISSES him off! He blasts across the ring, using his boosters for extra momentum, and sends Miko spinning COMPLETELY upside down and over onto her back from a wicked clothesline! She lays unsconscious as he covers for the two count! YES, TWO COUNT! Miko is able to break the pin amazingly!*

Crowd: *POPS!!!*

*They crowd can’t believe it and neither can Dayvid! The entire damn arena stands back to their feet in support of the challenger!*

Jeice: Damn.. she kicked out.. but I don’t think that was a good idea at ALL.

Bob: I know where you’re coming from Jeice

*Dayvid doesn’t get upset, but instead, sees this as another opportunity to add on additional pain and torture for Miko! He lifts her back to her feet by the hair, and turns her upside down! He leaps into the air with the help of his boosters and NAILS the Fire Thunder Driver right there in the center of the ring! The crowd’s cheers all DIE whenever Miko’s body folds up like an accordian!*

Bob: The Fire Thunder Driver!

Ralph: that’s it!

Ref: 1…….2……

*NO! Miko kicks out yet again! This time, Dayvid ALMOST has a look of suprise on his face! As the crowd stands up one more time!*

All three: WHAT THE HELL?!!?

*Slowly, he turns around and leaves the ring. The Announcer and other officials scatter when he walks over to their section, and snatches a chair from the post! He steps back over the top rope, and raises it at face level.. allowing Miko a few more seconds to move before he breaks the damn thing over her head!*

Jeice: This guy is methodical! Waiting for JUST the right moment!

*Right before he swings, The former champion hits a spin kick to the back of Dayvid’s leg which sends him down to one knee! She then spins the opposite direction and plasters the chair, which is sent into the andriod’s face! He falls to his back with the chair resting on his head; Miko then uses her ninja-like speed to springboard herself to the top turnbuckle and rips the top half of her fuku off, revealing the full body catsuit underneath!! The crowd all stands to their feet in response to the next move!*

Ralph: here it coooomeeeees!!

Jeice: Here’s the move she used to defeat JIN!!

!!BLAOW!!

*Miko once again sacrifices her body to execute the Second Variation to the Mirokushu Terminator! She rolls up Nite and covers!*

Ref: 1………..2………..3!!

Announder: The Winner by Pinfall, Miko Mido!

Winner: Miko Mido

*Miko tries to get up, but falls back to her side! She rolls around holding herself in agonizing pain!*

Ralph: I know what’s going through Miko’s head right now, If this was a regular pinfall, She’d be the two time grand champion right now. But too things this isn’t just a regular pinfall! Miko MUST win three more matches to win this damn thing!

Jeice: Heh.. it sucks to be her, but even more so to be Dayvid. He doesn’t have a win yet, and if Miko continues on this path, there WILL be a sweep!

Miko vs. Dayvid Nite – First Blood

Announcer: The following match will be for FIRST BLOOD!

Crowd: !!POPS!!

*The bell sounds and the crowd gives both fighters a standing ovation! They clap their hands as a collective in order to will both competitors back to their feet! Dayvid rolls over, and starts to stand back up first.. and right behind him is the leader of the series who is barely able to stand back up! When she does, she loses balance and stumbles into the turnbuckle! Dayvid stares deep into Miko’s eyes as if he’s examining her body’s every detail!*

Dayvid: Severly Bruised Ribs.

*Using his “weakness” technique, Dayvid pinpoints that Miko hurt using her Terminator and goes right for it! She attempts to block it, but he grabs her arm, and wrenches it over her exposing the now blue and purple bruised ribs! He slowly draws back and delivers a wall breaking right to her ribs, then another, and another! With every shot, and every blood curdling scream from Miko, the crowd winces in response! It’s only a matter of time until her ribs crack, and bone fragments pierce her lungs!*

Ralph: If Dayvid keeps up this type of punishment, Miko will probably end up puking blood in the ring!

*He attempts another punch, but this time, Miko blocks it with her free hand, then immediately spins around with Dayvid’s left arm hooked! She applies a modifed hammer lock to his wrist, and with both hands grasping his wrist, Miko falls down into a sitting position, jerking Dayvid down with her! The wrist SNAPS, breaking Dayvid’s Radius AND Ulna!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOH!!!!!!

Bob: *is almost sick* DID MIKO JUST BREAK DAYVID’S ARM?!

Ralph: That’s what it looked like!

*Miko lays in the ring motionless, still in agony after those rib shots from Nite! The andriod however starts to stand back to his feet, looking as if the breaking of his two bones didn’t hurt him a damn bit! He glares at Miko, then turns back towards the entrance way! No one knows what’s going on as the demon’s eyes glow red!*

!!THOOM!!

Jeice: What the hell did he just do?

*When the smoke clears, the Ramp has now been cut into two pieces! The crowd screams a collective “OH SHIT” as the once human andriod leaves the ring, and rips the remains of the ramp off of the ground! He turns it sideways to where it’s standing straight up, and climbs back into the ring!*

Bob: Oh no! Ralph… do you remember this? Last year, CHAOS RULES MATCH?

Ralph: Hell yeah I do! This does not bode well at all for our challenger!

Jeice: I think we ALL remember Dayvid kicking those punk asses back then in his early UCTF days.

*He picks Miko back from the ground.. and suddenly she gains a second wind! After smacking his hand away, she hits the ropes to gain momentum! He goes for a clothesline, which she tumbles under, kicks back to her feet, and hits the opposing ropes! Dayvid goes for a thrust kick and Miko baseball slides under it, kicks back up to her feet and comes after him again! This time, the legendary beast spins around and nails a SICK forearm to her face! The challenger rolls backwards and stands to her feet while stumbling into the ropes, Dayvid then follows through and thrust kicks her right over the top rope! She hits the apron and almost falls to the ground, but holds onto the bottom rope barely!*

Jeice: Let go of the rope Miko!

*Using the ropes for help, Miko pulls herself back to her feet on the apron.. Behind her, Dayvid snatches her by the back of the hair, and holds her in place while he steps his 7 foot tall mechanical body over the top rope! Forcefully, he MAKES Miko look at the floor below before drawing her back! The fans scoot to the edge of their seats!*

Ralph: what in the…

Bob: NO! Oh GOD no! Don’t do it !! DON’T DO IT DAYVID!

*He flies off of the apron with the Mirokushu, and drives Miko, FACE FIRST into the now razor sharp remains of the ramp! As Miko lands head first into the object, The flesh on her forehead divide almost to the bone, causing a splatter of purplish blue blood! Miko bounces off of the ramp like a basketball and lands on her back*

Jeice: GODDA–

Bob: That SICK SON OF A BITCH!

Crowd: AAAASSHOLE! AAAAASSHOLE! ASSSHOLE!!

*The crowd is screaming in a rage after the sickening move Dayvid used to obviously attempt to kill the Mirokushu warrior! The ref himself is almost too overwhelmed to call for the bell!*

!!DING DING DING!!

Announcer: The Winner of the First Blood Competition.. Dayvid Nite.

Winner: Dayvid Nite

Jeice: Like him or not, Dayvid Nite has just evened the score in this series, it is now an even one to one. This match will now definately go to a round five, so ladies and Gentleman, prepare to see a Falls Count Anywhere match up later in this evening.

*Dayvid playfully kicks Miko around her pelvic area as she rolls across the concrete in a blur of unconsciousness. Meanwhile, the Ring Crew quickly sets up the poll for the next Event, the “Starway to HELL” match!*

Bob: Damn this does not look good for The challenger. After that shot, I don’t think she’ll be able to stand up again, much less climb to the top of that poll!

Jeice: Now that’s where you might be wrong Bob.

Bob: What do you mean???

Miko vs. Dayvid Nite – Stairway to Hell

*Blinded by her own blood, Miko still fights unconsciousness, as the sadistic grand champion methodically walks behind her, sending small kicks into her side everytime she gets close to standing back up, and the crowd HATES him for it! They hate him so much they make up a NEW chant just for him!*

Crowd: CAN OPENER! CAN OPENER! CAN OPENER! CAN OPENER! CAN OPENER! CAN OPENER! CAN OPENER!

Dayvid: >=|!

*But they’re only making it worse for the Mirokushu Ninja! Dayvid grabs the back of her hair and tosses her several feet! She flies all the way across the length of the ring, and smacks head first against the steel steps! She rolls over and lands on her stomach once again!*

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Then he RIPS the steps from the bolted floor, and raises them over his head!*

Jeice: They’re only making IT WORSE!!

!!THOOM!!

*Those steps come down right on her spine! He lifts his back up and nails her again.. AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! He throws it away, and now the crowd has resorted to violence! Bottles, food, beer cans, and basically everything that isn’t pinned down to the ground fly at the champion!*

Ralph: Damn, this is rediculous!

Jeice: Heh…

*He picks the mirokushu from the ground, and wraps his hand around her throat! He’s going to give her a chokeslam on the cement floor, thus possibly breaking her back in front of ALL her loving fans! While the fans continue to chant “ASSHOLE,” Dayvid tighens the grip! Miko grabs a hold of his wrist in a panic!*

Miko: ……

*But then it happens… She touches her forehead, and feels a thick liquid.. she wipes her eyes, and catches her first real glimpse of her own blood!*

Jeice: oh shit.. OH SHIT!

*She snatches his hand off of her throat and kicks his groin! Using the split second she has, Miko grabs those same steel steps he used against her, and sends them right back into his face! He hits the ground, and she drives the steps into his face! After tossing them away, she grabs Nite by the neck, and tosses him into the ring like he’s a small child!*

Bob: O_O! God! She’s snapping!

*Miko gets into the ring behind him, and positions herself in a ninjitsu fighting stance… begging and pleading for Dayvid to get up! Once he does, she nails the Jugular kick that almost snaps his neck right off!*

Crowd: OOOOOOH!!!

Jeice: >_< *turns his head*

*She delivers a right kick to the andriod’s chest, then a left to his side. As he gets up to one knee, Miko spins a full 360 degrees and connects a spinning side kick! Dayvid is literally knocked back to his feet, and he falls into the ropes. Shaking off the cobwebs, the Beast explodes across the ring with his boosters, but THIS time, Miko catches him first with a bicycle pump kick to the face! Dayvid goes down and Miko books it over to the corner for the weapon!*

Jeice: This is her chance right now! If she gets that weapon and uses it on Dayvid, she’ll be up two to one!

*That’s exactly what she plans to do, Miko climbs to the very top turnbuckle and begins reaching for the prize! Behind her, Dayvid rises to his feet once more. The mirokushu stops what she’s doing, and turns around to see the champion coming for her. She makes a quick decision, and leaps like a cat off of the turnbuckle, NAILING another 540 kick to Dayvid!*

Ralph: Ouch! From the top!

*She struggles for a moment, but then kicks back up to her feet! The crowd explodes in a cheer as she leaps to the top rope in a single bound, and climbs the poll a few feet! After a hard tug, the kendo stick comes off! She slides down to the turnbuckle, and slowly turns around to face Davyid, who’s already getting up from the last hit!*

Bob: She’s got it!

*She springs several feet from the top rope while wielding the Wooden Kendo stick over her head! To her suprise, Dayvid rolls forward avoid the weapon shot and kicks back to his feet! Miko turns around, and runs right into the andriods grip! He thrusts her over seven feet into the air, and brings the ninja back down to the mat!*

Jeice: Shit! She missed!

*The Champion picks up the weapon, while Miko slowly rolls over to her back. As she climbs to her knees, The legendary beast cracks the kendo stick against her back making a bone breaking type sound that echos through the arena! Miko goes down as he repeats the shots four and five times over!*

!!CRACK!!

Crowd: OOOOOOOH!!

!!WHAM!!

Bob: Damnit! What a vicious son of a bitch!

*Finally, the weapon breaks in half! Dayvid kicks her over to her stomach, and begins driving the jagged edge of the wooden sword right into Miko’s stomach before finally tossing it to the side!*

!!DING DING DING!!

Announcer: The winner of Round Three… DAYVID NITE!

Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!!!

Winner: Dayvid Nite

Ralph: Well, this isn’t looking good for Miko at all. Dayvid has her two matches to one.

Bob: That was suprising, Miko BARELY missed winning the third round! and now Dayvid only has to win TWO more matches to retain the title!

Miko vs. Dayvid Nite – Submission Match

*The next match starts up, and erriely similar to the last.. it begins with Dayvid towering over the downed Mirokushu Ninja. Loving every moment of this match, Dayvid grabs her by the hair, and slowly brings her back to his feet. After letting her go, he lets her wobble around in her spot for the next few seconds, before snatching her up into his arms! He FOLDS his arms with her in between, focusing the blunt of this attack into the ribs she hurt at the end of the first round! She screams like a banchee, and all her fans can do is stand back and watch!*

Jeice: ah shit. Dayvid’s a genious at unleashing pain.. he’s going right after those sore ribs with his Bear Crusher and Miko is stuck between a Rock and a hard place. She’s gonna have to get her bloody arms out from under Dayvid’s grip to mount some kind of offense against him, but then again, if she does that, her ribs will have NO protection!

*Miko just has to take that chance! She slowly slips her arms out of the eagle like grip of the champion, and begins punching away like a jackhammer on the Legendary beast!*

Crowd: YAAAAAH!!!

*He responds by running fullspeed into the nearest turnbuckle, crushing Miko in between the two! She almost loses her consciousness.. but continues punching him several times in the face, determined as ever!*

Dayvid: >=|!

*Nite spins her around, and rams into ANOTHER ringpost! This time, she stops the attack from the pain, and he tosses her back to the ground! She tries to climb back to her feet, but finds her head shoved between Nite’s legs once again!*

Bob: oh god! not ANOTHER driver!

*As he lifts her up into position, Miko uses the momentum to pound him one good time in the face! He lets go of her in suprise as she falls back to her feet! Out of pure instinct, Dayvid goes for a thrust kick! Miko catches his foot and rolls sideways, executing excellently the Dragon Screw!*

Crowd: *POPS!*

Ralph: NICE!

*His body smacks the mat from the dragon screw leg throw, then is twisted over onto his stomach. Miko crosses over her legs and locks on a single leg Boston Crab which gets the crowd hype.. but it’s not enough. Dayvid’s not even showing any residual effects from the hold, so Miko takes it one step futher by crossing both of the andriod’s legs into an indian death lock, and grabs his head in a chin lock! With her knee shoved into the small of his back, Miko pulls back with all her might in an attempt to not only break Dayvid’s legs, but break his back as well!*

Jeice: That’s a text book STF if I’ve ever seen one!

Ralph: Yeah, but Dayvid’s not laboring at all. His threshold of pain is outstanding!

Bob: I don’t think the man can feel an ounce of pain, and if he can, he’s sporting one hell of a poker face!

*Miko pushes all of her weight behind her, and pulls Dayvid back so far, that he’s almost standing on his knees!*

Crowd: *POPS!*

Jeice: A little more pressure and he WILL be snapped in half! Dayvid’s threshold may be high, but his body isn’t perfect!

Bob: You’re right, I’m not sure how much his body can sustain.. but then again, how is MIKO still going??

*Dayvid’s had enough! He reverses the flow of his booster rockets, causing the Miko to lose her balance, he then uses the muscles in his neck and upper back to flip Miko out of the move, and on her back to the floor! She sits up in a panic just as Dayvid pops back up! Before she can do anything, Dayvid has his foot now placed on the small of her back! He locks her arms and wrenches them backwards like he’s attempting to rip them off!*

Bob: OH NO! The body was not designed to bend that way! It was not designed to have this type of punishment inflicted!

Ralph: This isn’t good for the challenger.. o_o whoa, that move makes her boobs look twice as big!

Jeice: >=|

*The crowd gets behind Miko, all of them gathering their hearts and minds to will Miko out of the hold! It almost works as the challenger almost slips from Dayvid’s grip! But the andriod has other plans! He pushes his heel deeper into her back and locks his grips on her arms!*

Ralph: Damnit! Isn’t one of his arms broken?! How can he hold onto her like that???

*She’s asked by the ref several times, but there is NO quit in this kid!*

Dayvid: >=| …… >=)

*Seeing that she’s not going to tap out or scream for mercy.. the Grand Champion decides to “Turn up the Heat!” While keeping the hold lock.. the sadistic giant ignites his booster rocket one more time, causing the flames to shoot right into Miko’s back! The Mirokushu’s eyes widen as she lets out a blood curdling yell! The ref pleads with her to give up!*

Bob: UGH!!

Jeice: DON’T GIVE UP! HANG IN THERE! HANG IN THERE DAMNIT!

Miko: ……… ……….

*She has no choice! Broken down by the beating she’s already sustained, and the flames of hair shooting into her at point blank range.. the Mirokushu lifts her foot into the air then slams it back to the mat! She continues, symbolizing that she quits! She gives up! The ref immediately sounds for the bell! Dayvid has won ANOTHER match!*

!!DING DING DING!!

All Three: SHIT! X_X

Announcer: The Winner of the Submission Match, DAYVID NITE.

Winner: Dayvid Nite

*Dayvid drops the hold, and let’s Miko fall to her side. He continues to look down upon her with that sadistic smile on his face and nudges her with his foot.*

Jeice: All Dayvid has to do is pin Miko and this thing would be over.. But That wouldn’t Be like him. He wants Miko to suffer until she can’t breathe anymore.

Ralph: man, Miko’s been his BITCH for the last three matches. She should throw it in now before she loses alot more than her shot at the grand title.

Miko vs. Dayvid Nite – Falls Count Anywhere

*The camera zooms in on Dayvid’s smile as he kicks Miko a few more times until she hits the corne turnbuckle.. The ring now is covered in blue! Miko’s bled so much that she’s NOT anymore.*

Jeice: Oh come on damnit! All he has to do is pin her and end it!

*He then puts his foot against her ass, and shoves her non moving body right under the bottom rope. She rolls over before falling off the apron and crashing into the concrete. The Ref and Dayvid climb out of the ring at the same time as the Legendary Beast picks her up by the hair, and tosses her down the aisle! Along the way, He slams her face first into the steel barrier rails just to piss off the fans even more!*

Dayvid: >=)

Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*Then, she’s thrown onto the remains of what was once the ramp! She slowly climbs for higher ground onto the stage, but Dayvid is right behind her. He grips the back of her neck and begins to slowly lift her back to her feet. Miko suddenly delivers an unexpected blow to his stomach, spins backwards and nails a kick to the back of his knees! Dayvid has no choice but to go down, and Miko almost takes his head off with a jugular kick!*

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAY!!

Bob and Jeice: COVER HIM!!

*Miko DOES go for the cover, but before the ref can even go down for the one, Dayvid HURLS her off of him! He’s still very much into this thing!*

Ralph: now I can’t believe THAT!

Bob: What is Miko going to need to put this guy down for atleast three seconds, much less beat him THREE more times!

*Dayvid pops back up to his feet before Miko can, and he locks his hand around her throat again! He draws her near, and then lifts her into the air! But instead of chokeslaming her into the steel stage, Dayvid chokeslams her THROUGH the jumbotron! YES, she goes 25 feet or more through the air, and ruptures the screen! The crowd hates dayvid’s guts, but even that got a damn pop!*

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!

*Camera men and the ref rush backstage behind Dayvid Nite, and there they find Miko hanging upside down while being tangled in electrical cords! The Legendary Beast cracks his knuckles.. and broken arm and all, begins to beat the HELL out of the mirokushu like she’s a punching bag!*

Jeice: oh God.. I don’t think I can watch this bloody match anymore. -_-

Bob: This is getting to be a bit too much!

Ralph: as long as you don’t start screaming “STOP THE DAMN MATCH,” everything will be fine Bobby.

*After another vicious shot to the face, Miko becomes untangled and comes falling flat on the top of her head! Dayvid then kicks her around before picking her back up to her feet, He spins around her to gain momentum, and whips her into the backstage area. That’s right, they’re back there with the UCTF superstars, who all don’t DARE interfere in this match!*

Dayvid: >=|

*Dayvid looks at all of the fighters, and continues his beating on Miko!*

Rott: >=) *lights a cig*

*He then grabs Miko by the back of the head and THROWS her through the door that exits out of the building, and there’s outside!*

Bob: ……. Someone needs to stop–

Ralph: >=|

Bob: -_-.. sorry.

Jeice: Don’t worry Bob, Ralph can’t kick MY ass. Someone needs to stop the damn match! >=(

Ralph: >=|!!

Bob: ^_^ Thanks Jeice.

*Dayvid literally beats her AROUND the building, until they get to the entrance of the building that the UCTF fans take every week. She is beaten up the steps into the building, through the ticket booths, and into the vendors station!*

Crowd: OOOOOH!!

*Miko gets up and swings wildy! a complete miss! She looks around, and Dayvid’s no where to be found! matter of fact, NO ONE can see him!*

Miko: ……..

Jeice: BEHIND YOU!

*Only the trained eye can see the distortion right behind Miko! It’s Dayvid using his cloaking device! Before she knows it, Dayvid reappears and throws her face first into the brick wall that holds the entrance of the bathrooms!*

Ralph: Shit! Has he ever used that before?!

*Miko goes down to one knee and she starts pouring blood once again!*

Jeice: I have a feeling that this is going to be another Benoit/Kevin Sullivan Moment.

Bob: For all you non wrestling fans, That was a landmark scene in Falls Count anywhere history when two A+ wrestlers spilled into a bathroom filled with fans and brawled!

Ralph: I think they all knew that jackass.

Bob: >=|

*Dayvid goes go for the door to the bathroom, but Miko digs her elbow into his gut!*

Miko: TAKE THIS!

*Out of desperation, Miko RIPS the “No Smoking” Sign right off the wall and hits Dayvid in the face with it, Nuts and Bolts still intact! This is only enough to cause Dayvid to lose his balance, but when he does, He flips RIGHT over the balcony and falls straight down without passing go OR collecting 200 dollars! His ass smacks the titled floor and cracks it! Miko stumbles back and leans against the wall!*

Jeice: She hit him with the no smoking sign o_o

*The camera gets a closeup of Dayvid laying on the ground after falling several feet from the balcony, Then it swiftly looks upward as Miko dives from the balcony some 30 feet onto Dayvid’s andriod body! She connects and almost bounces OFF of him!*

Bob: My GOD!

Ralph: That had to be atleast thirty feet!!

Ref: 1……….2…….3!!

Crowd: *POPS!!!!*

Jeice: Finally!

Bob: Miko’s back in this thing!! Dayvid leads the series 3 – 2!!

Announcer: The winner of the Falls Count Anywhere Match… MIKO MIDO!

Winner: Miko Mido

*Meanwhile in the arena.. the Helicopter swoops down while the UCTF ring crew rush in to set up the Bamboo structure which is “Custom Made for Pain” ….the Green Cell!*

Miko vs. Dayvid – Green Hell in a Cell

Crowd: MI-KO-SAN MI-KO-SAN MI-KO-SAN MI-KO-SAN MI-KO-SAN MI-KO-SAN

*The splash from the balcony has taken it’s toll on both Fighters, but they MUST.. MUST get back to their feet, and get into the Green Cell! Dayvid attempts to stand up, he feels no pain, but his body is telling a different story! Possibly with a broken Hip, the “Nite” can barely stand back up! Miko on the other hand literally has to crawl.. somehow, they both end up going into section 124 of the arena.. That’s right, They’re in the damn crowd on their way to the ring!*

Crowd: POPS!!

*As they beat the hell out of one another, the security tries to hold back the fans.. but tongiht, they’re a little TOO rowdy, and over come the gaurds! Like idiots, they attempt to take down Dayvid in attempt to help Miko!*

Ralph: Jackasses!!

*with ONE SINGLE move of his arms, The entire mob is thrown back into the crowd in a mess! He then draws back and punches Miko with his broken limb, knocking her down the long flight of stairs and to the steel barrier!*

Crowd: OOOH!!

*She grabs the back of her head and rolls over to her side. Dayvid slowly walks down the stairs and looks down at his opponent, almost in disgust!*

Dayvid: You are inferior.

*Adding injury to insult, he KICKS her in the ribs for one last measure! The ref comes running by screaming for him and Miko to get back into the ring, and Dayvid silently obliges by tossing her over the barrier, and to the cement.*

Bob: I think the end is near guys. All he has to do is toss her in and pin her.

Ralph: yeah, he looks like he’s tired of this. He’s about to put her away for good!

*He throws her into the ring and slowly climbs in, The crew immediately locks the cage behind him and the ref! Miko rolls over a few more times in attempt to get as far away as humanly possible. Dayvid hobbles over, trying not to give her ONE moment of rest, and lifts her up again.. Miko grabs her 6th or 7th wind, and punches Dayvid in the stomach! She stands up and begins delivering a sweet sequence of kicks before jumping off the second rope and nailing a roundhouse kick to his face! He stumbles back into the cage as she gains speed and dives for him! Dayvid grabs her by the head, and reverses the attack! She geos face first into the rugged bamboo before flying back, landing on her back and FLIPPING over to her stomach!*

Bob: GOOD GOD!

*Dayvid takes a page out of Miko’s own book and RIPS a bamboo poll right out of the cage wall! Shades of Miko/Cham Cham, Dayvid lays in the attacks on Miko’s back with the singaporian object! With every hit, Miko jolts like she’s being struck by small bolts of electricity!*

Bob: My God, Miko is being taken to the woodshed!

Jeice: If she can just find SOME weakness with Dayvid!

Ralph: Yeah right, I don’t think that will be happening tonight or ANY night!

*Dayvid cracks her across the back one last time.. and something happens.. Miko SNAPS! She pops back up to her feet and stairs the andriod down!*

Crowd: O_O!

*He takes a step back! Unfortunately, it was to draw his energy into another bamboo shot right to Miko’s forehead! She’s sent to the ground, but she pops right back up to her feet! Dayvid lifts the blade, and takes another step backwards*

Jeice: oh shit.. Guys!

*Nite jumps back, and using his boosters as momentum, nails Miko so hard, the bamboo BREAKS on contact! Miko flips upside down and lands on her stomach, killing any kind of come back she was gathering up!*

Bob: What was Miko thinking!? She was just standing there!!

*The champ grabs the back of her head, and slowly lifts her up one more time.. It looks like Miko reaches for his head.. but instead, she grabs onto her BOW.*

Miko: heh.. Say hello to my true power.

Jeice: GET DOWN, NOW!

*The Orange Crusher grabs Bob and Ralph, and pulls them under the table! Meanwhile in the green cell, Miko rips off her bow! immediately, hurricane like winds fill the arena! The bamboo BENDS away from her! Even Dayvid has trouble standing up! He lets go of her hair, but she GRABS HIS HAND. The ref dives for cover!*

Dayvid: >=|

Miko: you’re not going ANYWHERE! AOI…TATSUMAKI!

!!!!!!BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

*She eraddicates the bamboo! The first few rows of the aren are blown to HELL! Bob, Ralph, and Jeice feel the effects ALL the way at the Commentator’s Tower!*

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jeice: She used the………the………

Ralph: o_o *peaks his head out* ……

*The Structure is NO more! The smoke clears just in time to see the now nude Miko barely putting her arm over Dayvid’s shoulder! The assed out ref barely manages to roll over to make the*

Ref: 1…………2……………3!!

!!DING DING DING!!

Announcer: X_X…………

Winner: Miko Mido

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!

*Two respective representatives for Miko and Dayvid walk to the ring, and unwrap the clothes that contain swords for the final match! Miko begins to stand, but stumbles back into the corner, where she grabs onto the katana.. on the other end.. Dayvid slowly rises, and snatches his out of the hands of the crew member. They stand at opposite sides of the corner and stare holes into each other.*

Miko vs. Dayvid – Swordmaster Bout

Jeice: …..Holy SHIT.

Bob: The series is now TIED Three to Three! Miko has suprised The Grand Champion with an AMAZING attack! We still don’t know what the hell is going on!

Ralph: … I think it’s safe to say, this is SUDDEN DEATH!

*They both unsheathe their blades and gradually get more intense.. more angry.. more blood thirsty for each other! Neither makes a move…*

Miko: ……

Dayvid: …….

*A peice of bamboo from the last match falls right in the center of the ring, sparking a reaction from Both fighters! Miko and Dayvid dive full speed! They raise their blades and meet in the center of the ring! They collide and slide opposite sides of each other in perfect ninja fashion!*

Everyone: ……..

*Silence. Neither move a muscle for the next few seconds.. and then it happens.. Dayvid and Miko BOTH begin spewing blood like a garden hose! They turn around and attack once again!*

Dayvid: HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

*Dayvid uses his precision slice to cut Miko across the stomach! The Mirkoushu hits the ground, rolls up and executes a tornado slice, taking a page right out of former sword champion, Yakuu’s book! They stumble around the ring, and Dayvid attacks once again! Miko is hit with a flurry of slashes that knock her into the corner! Once the attack is finished, she’s cut EVERYWHERE. It’s like she dove into a pool of Razor blades! half conscious and weary, Miko leaps forward and attempts to end it with an impaling of Dayvid through his stomach! The warrior dodges the attack, and connects the “T-SLICE”! Miko’s knees are cut and she falls to her face! It’s over! Her legs are now out of commision, and she can’t even stand!*

Jeice: OH NO!!

Bob: GOD NO!

*Dayvid sees this as his opportunity! With the blade over his head, he’s no longer playing games! He leaps ten feet into the air, and brings down the mighty blade on Miko Mido! But halfway through the attack.. Dayvid freezes! He can’t move his arms! For the first time.. the FIRST time.. His eyes widen in shock! Miko begins to sit up with the blade pointed right at Dayvid, she THRUSTS!*

Miko: ………HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

!!SHLLLLLLIING!!

*Everything in the arena comes to a hault… The camera switches positions to show the blade of Mido completely running him through, with the tip cleanly penetrating the front and back of the legendary monster! Dayvid looks down at Miko bewildered as Blood begins to splurt not only from his wound, but from his mouth like a flowing river.. then slowly, he turns around to see the only person who could EVER stop him. With tears in her eyes, she silently apologizes…*

RoSE: I’m sorry… *eyes filled with tears* This is the only way…

*Dayvid screams out in blood curdling agony as his soul is freed from its confines in Dayvid’s chest, thanks to Miko’s thrust! He begins to glow and pulsate with an ever increasing sphere of ki energy, enveloping everyone in the ring including Miko and RoSE.*

All Three: WHAT THE HELL?!?!

*A massive explosion consumes the enitre ring and one or two rows of seats… shattering the lights and making everything go dark…. as it clears… Miko is left alone in the middle of an untouched ring… as if a battle to the death never happened there save shards of broken crystal!*

Ref: O_o?!!?

*She falls to one knee, then allows her sword to fall by her side…*

Ref: …….RING THE BELL!

!!DING DING DING!!

*Miko falls face first to the canvas and slips into unconsciousness! The crowd stands to their feet once more, not completely sure what the hell just happened, but they pop unanimously anyway!*

Winner and NEW UCTF Grand Champion: Miko Mido

Ralph: *looks at bob out of the corner of his eye* ……….. AMA–

Bob: ZING! NEW GRAND CHAMPION!!

Ralph: DAMNIT.

*The cameras switch over to the commentator’s tower were Jeice starts reaching for his headset.*

Jeice: …… I can’t stay here.

Bob: huh?

Jeice: I have to leave.

*Jeice puts down his headset and leaves his post! Ralph and Bob look at each other confused like as the Orange Crusher gets into the ring where Miko lays halfway conscious. Slowly, he lifts her back to her feet and grabs her right arm..*

Ralph: oh no… OH NO!

Bob: >=|! I can’t look!

*Then he LIFTS her arm in victory, receiving a HUGE ovation from the crowd!*

Crowd: *POPS!!*

Bob: X_X….. whew.. that was a close one.

*Soon after, UCTF Fighters: the likes of Chibi V, Fubuki, Yakuu, Bosatsu, Hotaru, BB Hood, Grimjaw, Leona, Ryokun, Godzilla, Miko T., Dre, Lilith, Renko, Hystalin, SSS, Jin Saotome, Eiji, Acrapha, Raven, Ailura, Andre Tau, Taki, Peach, and Piccolo all make their way down to the ring and get in to celebrate with the now two time Grand Champion after vanquishing Dayvid Nite in the middle of the ring! “Automatic” continues to play over the soundsystem as Miko is raised to their shoulders!*

Ralph: This .. is … beautiful! :(

Bob: hey.. is that?!

*The camera quickly flips over to the crowd, where we see two familiar figures.. Rend and Sagara standing in the shadows for a split second..*

Sano: …..So it’s over.

Seph: …..yeah. *turns and walks away*

*The celebration comes to a quick end when “HELLS BELLS” begins playing over the sound system! The entire mood CHANGES when Rott walks out with an unlit cigarette in his mouth!*

Bob: oh no!!

Rott: ……

*He pulls out a light, then looks at it… and then look at the cigarette before THROWING them both to the ground!*

Crowd: O_O!! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

*Rott’s not in the mood for smoking right now! Instead, he starts walking towards the ring! Jeice HOLDS the ropes open for Rott to get in! The chain smoker obliges, and prepares to go against the ENTIRE population of Faces that fill the ring! As he does, several officials rush down the ailse and hold him back!*

Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Ralph: The NRA champ has LOST it!

Bob: I say let him get in the ring!

*Rott stops halfway down the ramp.. and slowly turns around, and walks to the backstage area…*

Ralph: Damnit! Let him go!!

Bob: Heh, this has been a pleasure ladies and gentleman, but we are out of time!

Ralph: >=| That’s right next week we begin the matches to Qualify four men, and four women into our annual “Only the Strong” competition! And since this has been Miko’s final match in the UCTF.. there will be a search for the next UCTF Grand Champion!

Bob: Heh, for Ralph Gerrard and The “Orange Crusher” Jeice, this is Bobby Hinden saying good night