Miwa: I'm sure you remember that two weeks ago, Cham Cham was to face Ryu Kaisa in a Green Hell in a Cell match, but the match was never aired. Sucks, doesn't it? Well, I have a surprise for everyone! For everyone, the match that was never aired... Cham Cham Vs. Ryu Kaisa... Green Hell in a Cell! Enjoy everyone!

(Miwa presses a button on the VCR, and the VCR plays a videotape... the videotape that has the Green Hell in a Cell match.)

*loud cheers*

Bob: Here comes the Green Hell in a Cell match!
Ralph: yup! Cham Cham Vs. Ryu Kaisa! I can't wait!
Bob: Who do you think will win?
Ralph: What do you think?
Bob: Nevermind.
Ralph: To remind everyone of the stipulations on this match... if Ryu Kaisa loses, he will leave the UCTF.
Bob: Furthermore, the Green Hell in a Cell match will be a caged match where the cage is made entirely of bamboo sticks. Also, there are no disqualifications as well!
Ralph: This is gonna be sweet!

*"Burn Up" begins playing on the Jumbotron. Ryu Kaisa matches to the ring, and the people in the first five rows begins booing and throwing stuff at Ryu Kaisa.*

*"Cham Cham's Jungle Boogie" begins playing in the background. Cham Cham marches out with her boomerang in her hand. The crowd cheers for the cat girl loudly.*

*Cham Cham & Ryu Kaisa are both in the ring. The two wait until the bamboo cage is lowered to the ring.*

Bob: The cage is set.

(DING!)

*Ryu charges at Cham Cham with his sword drawn. Cham Cham moves out of the way, knees Kaisa in the gut and gives him a good DDT. Kaisa gets up and uses his Aura Cannon at Cham Cham. Cham Cham's shoulder is hit, but the beam ricochet to the top of the cage.*

*Kaisa strikes with his sword once more, but Cham Cham blocks the attack with her boomerang. Cham Cham later drop kicks Kaisa and gives him her Boomerang Gut Buster, sending Kaisa to the turnbuckle. Cham Cham has that distinct look in her eye.*

Bob: What's this?

*Cham Cham runs around and strikes Kaisa with the Bronco Buster! Kaisa gets a face-full of Cham Cham's croth and becomes limp. Cham Cham pulls Kaisa away from the turnbuckle and pins him. The referee makes the count...*

1... 2... *KICKOUT*

*Ryu Kaisa uses his Aura Cannon again, but Cham Cham blocks the attack again with her boomerang. Cham Cham uses the Flying Lure Snag on Kaisa and makes some large scratches on Kaisa's back. Kaisa is back on his feet and beans Cham Cham with the hilt of his sword. Kaisa drops the sword, picks up Cham Cham's legs, and gives her...*

*Meanwhile.. backstage...*

Chris Jericho: >:|

*back to the arena* *Cham Cham pulls one of Ryu Kaisa's legs, Kaisa falls, thus, releasing Cham Cham from the submission move. Cham Cham climbs the turnbuckle and hits Kaisa with a moonsault. She pins Kaisa, and the ref makes the count.*

1... 2... *KICKOUT!*

*Kaisa picks up Cham Cham and powerbombs her through the cage!*

Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*Cham Cham gets back up, and...*

*Cham Cham turns to the audience, and lo and behold, Mick Foley himself is calling for Cham Cham!*

*Mick Foley gives Cham Cham a 2x4 laced with barb wire*

*Cham Cham walks towards Kaisa with that 2x4 in her hand. The crowd cheers for Cham Cham as she struts that weapon.*

*The Jumbotron focuses to Mick Foley in the first row of the audience.*

Ralph: He must've given Cham Cham the 2x4!

*The cameras focus on Cham Cham chasing Kaisa with that 2x4. Kaisa hits the barricades and lands on his back. Cham Cham looks at Kaisa with an evil grin and clocks Kaisa on the face with that 2x4, laced with barb wire!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!

*Cham Cham drops the 2x4. She picks up Kaisa and gives him the Brain Thrust on the 2x4!*

Ryu: X_X! Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Cham Cham picks up Kaisa and puts him on her shoulders. She climbs the ring and drops Kaisa on the top of the cage!*

*Cham Cham tries to pull herself to the top of the cage, but Kaisa wakes up and pokes Cham Cham in the eyes. She falls down and lands on a table!*

*Ryu Kaisa gets on his feet, slightly dazed, and drops on Cham Cham; however, Cham Cham slowly rolls out of the way so that the only thing Kaisa hits is the floor and the mangled remains of the table!*

Kaisa: X_X

*Cham Cham gets up and pins Kaisa right on the floor. The referee makes the count.*

1... 2... *KICKOUT?!?!*

Cham Cham: Stupid Dragon Boy go bye-bye!
Kaisa: Not likely!

*Cham Cham picks up Kaisa and throws him though the bamboo cage onto the ring. Cham Cham gets back in through the hole. Cham Cham climbs to the turnbuckle and hits Kaisa with a...*

*Cham Cham pins Kaisa again. The ref makes the count...*

1... 2... *KICKOUT!*

*Cham Cham uses the Triple Boomerang Toss to distract Kaisa. Kaisa blocks the small boomerangs and spears Cham Cham to the turnbuckle. Now Kaisa has that look in his eye.*

Bob: He's gonna use...

*Kaisa charges at Cham Cham to use the Bronco Buster on Cham Cham, but Cham Cham moves out of the way, and Kaisa mommy/daddy button gets drilled.*

Kaisa: >_<

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!

*Cham Cham tries to pick up Kaisa for a Scoop-up slam, but Kaisa rolls Cham Cham up for a pin! The ref counts...*

1... 2... *KICKOUT!*

*Cham Cham drags Kaisa to the turnbuckle. She punches Kaisa's face for good measure. Then, she walks along the rops and hits Kaisa with a Tornado DDT!*

Bob: It's over!

*Cham Cham pins Kaisa again. The ref makes the count*

1... 2... *KICKOUT!*

*Cham Cham climbs the turnbuckle. Meanwhile, Kaisa gets up, dazed. Cham Cham jumps on Kaisa and gives him a...*

*Kaisa gets up, recovers his sword, and hits Cham Cham with a Power Ball. Cham Cham is pushed back a step. Kaisa grips on Cham Cham and suplexes her across the ring. Cham Cham slowly gets up only to be speared by Kaisa. Kaisa maintains the position for a pin. The ref counts...*

1... 2... *shoulder up*

*The crowd cheers for Cham Cham!*

*Cham Cham gets out of the ring for a moment to recover the 2x4, laced with barbed wire, that was given to her by Mick Foley. Ryu Kaisa gets wide-eyed and reaches for his sword. Cham Cham charges at Kaisa with that 2x4. Kaisa prepares for a strike with the sword, but Cham Cham drives the 2x4 at Kaisa's genitals! The crowd shreiks in horror, and some of the audience members pass out!*

Kaisa: >_<
Cham Cham: Stupid Dragon Boy is now Stupid Dragon Girl! :)

*Kaisa goes limp.*

*Cham Cham grips Kaisa's waist. Cham Cham jumps to the air and hits Kaisa with the Doomsday Driver... RIGHT ONTO THE 2X4'S BARB WIRE PART!!!*

Bob: That's it!

*Cham Cham sits on Kaisa's body. The ref pins.*

1... 2... 3!!!!

*DING! DING! DING!*

Ref: The winner... CHAM CHAM!!!!!!

*"Cham Cham's Jungle Boogie" begins playing on the Jumbotron as the crowd cheers for Cham Cham!*

*Ryu Kaisa looks up and realizes that he has been defeated... for the 13th time!!! Kaisa grows angry at Cham Cham, clocks Cham Cham over the head with the hilt of his sword, and once again, puts Cham Cham in the Walls of Jericho!*

Kaisa: You're gonna pay you jungle bitch!
Cham Cham: >_<

*Then... on the Jumbotron...*

Y2J COUNTDOWN

5...4...3...2...1...

*"Break the Wall Down!" plays on the Jumbotron! The crowd stands on their feet as Chris Jericho makes his third appeance in the UCTF!*

Chris Jericho: WELCOME TO... FURY IS JERICHO!!!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Jericho: This is to that loser, Ryu Kaisa. You stole my theme... You stole my finishing move... You've angered all the Jerichoholics in the world! I've warned you twice already to stop, but it seems your brain is too small to understand. Once and for all, I will have what you stole from me and an ending to you that all the Jerichoholics will never eeeeeeeeeeeeeever forget!

*Chris Jericho charges to Ryu Kaisa and clothelines the loser. Chris Jericho later hits Ryu Kaisa with an Asai Moonsault. Then, he picks up Kaisa and pins him with the Walls of Jericho!*

*Chris Jericho puts the pressure on Kaisa until he passes out from the pain. Then, Y2J goes under the ring to pull out two quarter-sticks of dynamite!*

Bob: What is he doing now?

*Cham Cham leaves the ring as Chris Jericho enters the ring. He strips Kaisa of his pants to stick a dynamite stick up his butt. He later stuffs the other stick down Kaisa's gullet. Finally, Y2J pulls out a lighter and lights the fuse of both sticks!*

*Chris Jericho runs out of the ring... then...*

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

*All that is left of Kaisa is a puddle of blood, guts, and viscera in the ring... and a sword, stained with Kaisa's blood in a mangled bamboo cage.*

*"Break the Wall Down" plays as Chris Jericho exits the UCTF Complex.*

Winner: Cham Cham

*back in Vegeta's office*

Vegeta: Kaisa's dead..... oh well, I'm hungry! :|

*back to the arena*