Bob: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... WELCOME TO CYBERSLAM!!!

*The crowd EXPLODES with cheers, as Fireworks spray throughout the arena to Alterbridge's "Metalingus!" And no, there's no Rated R superstar here tonight! This is UCTF at it's finest! Every title on the line! Melvic Lillith vs. Xion! Superman and Spider-man vs. Stun and Zappa! The ladder rematch between Hyperkat and Suicide! This will be one night to remember! Mark the narrarator's words! The music dies down, and is replaced by The Prodigy's "Serial Thrilla!" Out comes the UCTF President to a mammoth ovation!*

Jeice: WELCOME TO UCTF CYBERSLAM!!!

Crowd: *HUGE POP!!*

Jeice: I wanted to thank all of you who stuck with the UCTF.. Through the thick and the thin.. Through the good and the bad... through me beating up little kids and Toji Iyashji in front of his adopted daughter....

Fans: *shivers*

Jeice: Tonight, I want to say thanks, by putting every single title we have on the line...

Crowd: *HUGE POP*

Jeice: I have to admit.. I'm not really in the best mood tonight... because tonight.. I am going to be forced to watch the building that has entertained us all for seven years, come down in a matter of seven seconds... It actually breaks my heart to think about it. But... You know what kind of man I am. If this HAS to happen tonight, then I am going to bring down the UCTF Arena in style. I have called a special.... contractor in to do the job. But for now, you all sit back, relax.. And enjoy the show. LET'S GET IT GOING!

Bob: And that's our president ladies and gentlemen!!
Ralph: are you ready for tonight?
Bob: DAMN RIGHT I AM!!

Arzie: Ladies and Gentlemen.. The following opening match is scheduled for one fall! Already in the ring... I would like to introduce Ed The Janitor, Brian and Steve Babaganoush.. And ROCK HARD RIC AUSTIN..... the New NEW UCTF Revolution!!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ralph: Whenever there's curtains that need to be jerked...!
Bob: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match was added at the VERY last moment by none other than the Military Champion himself! He knows he can't beat Hyperkat one on one!
Ralph: wait a minute Bob, He beat Hyperkat in one on one matches like.. Three or four times o_o

*Speaking of the devil... "Heart of a Champion" By Nelly kicks up, bringing the #1 contender to the UCTF Military Championship down the aisle for his "Warm up Match!"*

Arzie: And Introducing next... standing at six feet, five inches, and weighing in at two hundred-twenty pounds.... HYPERRRRR KATTTTTTTTT!!!!

*Hyper Kat isn't here to play games tonight! The big cat storms to the ring with purpose! The Second he slides into the squared circle, The New New Revolution swarm with a four way stomping attack before the match even starts!*

Hyperkat vs. NNUR

!!DING DING DING!!

Bob: The revolution on the attack!

*Hyper throws ALL FOUR MEN off at the same damn time!*

Bob: AND IT'S UTTERLY USELESS!
Ralph: I think we're in for a massacre o_o

*Steven is whipped into the ropes! He bounces back, right into Hyperkat's arms, who then takes him well over six feet, and back down with a VICIOUS spinebuster! Keeping the poor bastards leg's locked, Hyper FLINGS Steven into his brother Brian, who both crash into the corner!*

Ralph: HE JUST USED STEVEN AS A WEAPON!!
Bob: Both men are stuck in the corner! This can't be good!

*Hyperkat SPEARS BOTH MEN IN THE CORNER!*

Crowd: POP!!!

Bob: The Babaganoush Brothers have just been crushed in the corner!

*Ed The Janitor, being the slimey, sneaky son of a bitch that he is, attacks from behind with the broomstick! And of course, it bears ZERO effect on the Kat!*

Hyper: e_e.
Ed: OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY!!

*The middle aged janitor falls to his knees in fear! The perfect height for Hyper to NAIL him with a Yakuza kick that goes through the broomstick and into his face!! Ed folds over backwards from the attack, completely unconscious! This leaves Hyper and Ric Austin!*

Bob: There's only one man left!
Ralph: He just went through those guys like a bullet through wet paper! Ric RUN!! RUN!

*It's clear that the old man Ric Austin wants NOOOO part in Hyperkat! He backs away from the approaching former Champion, BEGGING for him not to attack!!*

Austin: ;_; come on man, don't do this!
Hyper: Give me one reason e_e
Austin: You have bigger fish to fry o_o

*SUICIDE NAILS HYPERKAT FROM BEHIND WITH A CHAIR!*

Hyper: X_X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: SUICIDE AND HEERO YUY!!
Ralph: oh man.. It was a set up o_o
Bob: I knew it! I KNEW IT!

*Heero unsheathes a PIANO WIRE from his Watch! Wrapping the damn near razor sharp chord around Hyper's neck, the Mayor of Anime City locks on a chokehold!*

Hyper: sdlfkasd;lkadfs!!!!
Suicide: YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!

!!! SMACK!!

*CHAIRSHOT ACROSS THE FACE*

Bob: GOOD GOD!!! SOMEONE STOP THIS!!!!

*Suicide rears back... CHAIRSHOT TO THE FACE!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!! X_X

Austin: uhh.. Guys, can I get the pin after you've finished whipping his ass?

*Suicide rears back... CHAIRSHOT TO THE FACE!*

Bob: and a THIRD chairshot to the face, Hyper can't breathe, Hyper can't defend himself!! Someone needs to put an end to this before Suicide and Heero KI—

*Raven Darc hits the ring out of no where! Immediately, the ring clears from his prescense!*

Bob: RAVEN DARC!! RAVEN DARC!!
Ralph: What the HELL?!!?
Bob: He has a match in only a few minutes... But he's here to make the save!! Thank God!
Ralph: o_o...

*Suicide has to DRAG Heero to the back, The Mayor is seething with anger!! But there's nothing he can do about it! Raven calls for help, as several officials make their way down to the ring to assist the fallen #1 contender!*

Ralph: Interfering with Suicide's business.. Now that's a dumb mistake o_o
Bob: What should he have done, LET Suicide kill Heero??
Ralph: Exactly! It wasn't his business in the first place!

Winner: No Contest

Arzie: The following triple threat match, and it is for the UCTF SWORD CHAMPIONSHIP!!

*Without a moment to lose, Marcella Grace's theme "Let Me Be Your Armor" begins playing over the sound system, bringing down the sinfully hot, armor clad nun, making her way down to the ring for a shot at the UCTF Sword Championship.*

Ralph: ...
Bob: Marcella makes her way to the ring for her first of two title matches tonight at Cyberslam! If she's successful, she'll be the only the third superstar to win two titles in one night, following William Clarke and Ranma Saotome!
Ralph: ...
Bob: And what's your problem?
Ralph: I refuse to say anything sexual about her e_e.
Bob: no one was asking you to O_o

Arzie: Introducing the first challenger.... From Manchester, England... standing at five feet, four inches and weighing in at one hundred, six lbs....

Bob: nice and slim, huh Ralph?
Ralph: SHUTUP!

Arzie: MARCELLLAAAAA GRAAAAAAAAACCCEEE!!!!

Bob: Marcella is an outstanding competitor, and it is a shame that she has not made more UCTF appearances!
Ralph: yeah...
Bob: perhaps she could help clean up Ralph's act. e_e I haven't heard one "puppies" comment yet.
Ralph: and you won't, either!

*Next up... "Eye to Eye, Blade to Blade" kicks up! This brings down former Swordmaster, Former dead person, and all around hottie.. Taki!*

Arzie: And the second challenger, standing at five feet, seven inches.. And weighing in at one hundred-seventeen pounds... She is a former UCTF Swordmaster Champion.. The Demon Huntress.. TAAAAKKKIIIIII!!!!!

Ralph: Now I can talk about her!! WOOHOO!!! NINJA PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marcella: *TURNS AND LOOKS AT RALPH*

Ralph: O_O
Bob: Wow, she can sense sin from THAT far away o_o Amazing.
Ralph: -_- This match is going to be torture.. I need something to take my mind off of these EXTREMELY Hot women.

*THE OVERTURE TO DRAGONQUEST KICKS UP*

Ralph: ...ok. There goes my wood. -_-

Arzie: And From Lakanaba... Standing at five feet, eight inches.. And weighing in at two-hundred, seventy pounds... He is the Ultimate Crossover Tournament Fighting League's SWORDMASTER Champion... TORRRNEEEECOOOOOOOO!!!!

Crowd: >=|

*Don't get me wrong, Torneco is the nicest guy ever, but the fans can't appreciate someone who's ALREADY TIRED just from walking down the ramp!*

UCTF Sword Championship
Marcella Grace vs. Torneco vs. Taki

Bob: Torneco won the Swordmaster Title via a miracle a few months ago after an AMAZING upset against Taki!
Ralph: Yeah, I haven't seen a style so wreckless since Dan Hibiki. And somehow he beat the ninja puppies TWICE, once by turning into a FIRE BREATHING DRAGON!

!!DING DING DING!!

Bob: AND WE'RE OFF!!

Torneco: Before we start, does anyone want a loaf of bread? I get hungry really easily. Like this one time when my family and I got lost in the black hills of South Dakota. There was only enough fish for two people, but I was REALLY hungry so I–

Marcella: GLUTTONY!!!!!!!!!

Torneco: O_O!

*Grace lunges forward with the rapier drawn backwards, leaving the overweight merchant salesman standing in shock like a deer in headlights! She comes down vertically with her rapier, before drawing back and slicing him across the chest, leaving a giant, cross shaped cut across his body!*

Torneco: X_X!!

*Marcella stabs him once more, this time through the shoulder, following a stiff punch to the face to assist her pulling out the weapon! Torneco stumbles backwards.. right into Taki who's been charging up her super finishing attack!*

Torneco: OOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIII----

!!!!!!!!!!!KATHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

*Torneco stumbles full force into Taki's finisher, the "EXORCISM!" The attack proves that pigs, can infact, fly, as the Fat Bastard is not only blown out of the ring, but INTO THE STANDS! Now, I'm not a betting narrarator, but I'd have to say that Torneco won't be getting back into this match any time soon!*

Hot Dog Vendor: X_X
Torneco: x_X.... let me get two of those.. Please...
Hot Dog Vendor: dkfda
Torneco: you're right.. Make it five x_X

Bob: TORNECO BLOWN INTO THE STANDS!!!!
Ralph: O_O I feel for whomever that guy landed on... Rake up another lawsuit for President Jeice!
Bob: ...yeah.. But.. It looks like the Champion is out of the match! It is now down to Taki and Marcella Grace for the UCTF Swordmaster Championship!
Ralph: ugh...
Bob: A hot Vampire Huntress and a Hot Demon Huntress!
Ralph: SHUTUP!

*Marcella slowly turns around and eyes the former Sword master champion! The only woman to ever escape the clutches of the fabled "THE BUS!" She knows that her work is now cut out for her! Taki twirls her Rekki and Mekki-maru daggers in preparation! The tension throughout the arena grows in an increasing crescendo...*

Bob: Taki has tasted gold before.. She has the UCTF experience!
Ralph: yeah, Grace isn't intimidated in the least... oh God those lips.. I MEAN CRAP
Bob: hmm... hitting on a nun AND taking God's name in vain..
Ralph: YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

*Taki lunges in for the first attack, getting her twin daggers blocked by Marcella's rapier! The nun sends in a stiff kick to the chest soon after, knocking the ninja backwards, who turns into a backflip to regain her position! Not a second after landing on her feet, Taki finds herself blocking a high sword strike! Using Marcella's momentum, she sends the nun packing with a monkeyflip like throw. The nun flies across the ring before hitting the canvas hard! As she climbs back to her feet, the ninja kips up before charging Marcella! Marcella swings the rapier, only to have Taki leap ONTO the weapon!*

Marcella: O_O

*The ninja leaps off of the sword and onto the top rope! Marcella spins around with only enough time to see two feet colliding with her face! As the nun is sent back from the kick, Taki backflips onto her feet with ease!*

Bob: BEAUTIFUL BALANCE BY TAKI!

*It's obvious that under the speed and agility column, the win goes to Taki! Marcella is back to her feet just in time to see Taki flipping towards her with a heel kick! It's in that split second, that Marcella sees the opening she needs! She lunges towards the former swordmaster champion, NAILING her in the stomach with the hilt of her Rapier!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!

Bob: Taki leveled in mid flight!

*It only takes one move to completely change the tide of the match! Taki, holding her stomach with both hands, is rolled over onto the mat face first. Marcella wraps her legs around the ninja's waist, and locks on a rear naked choke with the flat end of her rapier!*

Bob: Marcella with a choke! Now remember folks, Pinfalls to not count in Sword Matchups, but Submissions do! If Marcella can render Taki unconscious, she's got the title!
Ralph: ...
Bob: And I apologize for having to call this match alone!
Ralph: Whatever.

*Taki finds herself in deep trouble! Not only is she having the life choked out of her, but if she moves the wrong way, her throat will be sliced through!*

Bob: This is exactly what Marcella needs to do.. Slow down the match! Keep Taki on the ground!

*The ninja slowly, carefully turns herself over WITH Marcella on her back! Now in a crawling position, she has to think of some way to get out of the hold, because in a few moments, she's going to be on Dream Street!*

Bob: Taki better be careful here!

*Showing IMPRESSIVE strength, Taki manages to roll forward into a hand stand WITH Marcella still attached!*

Bob: What in the HELL is she doing?!

*Suddenly, the ninja drops down from her handstand, driving Grace HEAD FIRST into the canvas! This EMPHATICALLY breaks the hold, as Taki gasps for her breath! And Marcella.. She isn't in great shape herself!*

Bob: What an interesting.. O_o Reversal to that choke!!!

*The camera gets a close up on Taki's throat.. You can see a small stream of blood oozing from the razor thin cut on her throat... As you can see, it was a damn close one! Marcella, somewhat dazed, slowly crawls towards her weapon, but Taki won't let it happen, as she STOMPS on the blade, following a sharp kick to the face!*

Bob: Taki kicks Marcella way from her weapon! Now's her chance!

*Marcella has to watch helplessly as her rapier is tossed OUT of the ring!*

Marcella: ...
Taki: ^___^

Bob: Not good! Marcella is weaponless now! And with Taki holding TWO weapons, there's not much she can do but give up!

*The nun crawls into the corner, with Taki slowly stalking her! She only has ONE more trick up her sleeve.. But it's her trump card. e_e*

Marcella: *WHISTLES!!*

!!WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!

*The HUGE Doberman known as Clement FLIES from backstage before leaping into the ring! He latches into Taki, taking her down by the neck!*

Bob: A DAMN DOBERMAN IS ATTACKING TAKI!! O_O WHAT IN GOD'S NAME?!!?
Ralph: x_X it's that SAME DOG FROM BEFORE!!!

*Taki has more than enough to worry about right now, giving Marcella time to pull out several Bowie knives from her garter!*

Marcella: >=D!!!!!!!!!!

*Each one finds their way into various parts of Taki's body! Spouting blood all over the mat, Taki falls to her knees in AGONY. Marcella.. With her armor assisted leg, comes around with a SICKENING Kick to the side of the face, knocking the ninja COMPLETELY OUT!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!! X_X

Bob: *SPITS OUT HIS DRINK* What a combination of stabs, followed by that kick to the face! This could very well be it ladies and Gentlemen!

*The referee checks on Taki, but it's apparant that she ain't getting up for a long time!*

Ref: IT'S OVER! RING IT!

!!DING DING DING!!

Bob: Give the assist to that damned dog o_o!
Ralph: .............. AMA–
Bob: ZING!! NEW SWORD MASTER CHAMPION! e_e TRY AGAIN RALPH.

Winner and NEW UCTF Swordmaster Champion: Marcella Grace

*The New champion is awarded the title after a quick, but action packed match. She puts the belt around her pet's neck, before petting the cute puppy on the head!*

Bob: That's one down for Marcella.. One more to go! She could make history tonight!
Ralph: WAIT.
Bob: what?
Ralph: ...wasn't Bryan Amethyst supposed to be in this match?
Bob: fuck Bryan Amethyst.

Arzie: Ladies and Gentlemen.... The following match is scheduled for one fall.. And it is for the ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONSHIP!

Bob: Here we go! We've already seen one title change tonight!
Ralph: and you know Stun won't let himself be embarrassed like he was the last time these two met inside the ring e_e

UCTF Intergalactic Championship
Raven Darc vs. Stun The Insect

*"HALO" by Soil kicks up to a resounding pop from the UCTF Mecha Arena's capacity crowd!*

Bob: And here comes the champ!

Arzie: Introducing the Champion... From Hayborn, Scotland.. standing at 6'4" and weighing in at 245lbs... He is the current ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN RAVENNNNNNNNN DARRRRRRCCCCCCCC!!!

*The giant half man, half demon walks onto the ramp before holding his intergalactic championship above his head triumphantly!*

Bob: And there's the man who's held the Intergalactic Championship THREE times in his career!
Ralph: And folks, the IG title doesn't get the respect it deserves.. It is the second highest attainable title that one can receive in the UCTF, and this man has reached the level THREE TIMES! He's earned my respect!

*Suddenly from behind, The Intergalactic Champion's back is LEVELED by Heero Yuy, who delivers the shot with a brand new X-BOX 360 PREMIUM SYSTEM!*

Ralph: O_O!! But he doesn't!
Bob: THE CHAMPION HAS JUST BEEN ATTACKED FROM BEHIND BY... THE MAYOR?!!?

*Quickly pulled back to his feet, the champion is in a VERY bad position to be in! Heero locks an arm under Raven's before quickly heaving the giant over into a SICKENING Uranage Suplex!*

Bob: URANAGE SUPLEX ON THE METAL RAMP!!
Ralph: o_o oh.. Oh.. Oh my....
Bob: IS THIS BECAUSE RAVEN DARC SAVED HYPERKAT FROM BEING KILLED EARLIER!??! IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY?!!?

*Heero kicks the champion, causing him to roll all the way down the ramp lifelessly!*

Bob: SOMEONE GET DOWN THERE AND HELP RAVEN!
Ralph: I don't think anyone's THAT stupid o_o

*Thrown into the ring, Raven can only lay helpless as the former Mecha Champion reaches into his coat pocket for something...*

Bob: What is he reaching in his pocket for?!
Ralph: I don't know.. But I bet it's not to hand him a birthday party invitation!

*Yuy brandishes an extendable police baton from his right pocket! And with the flick of his wrist, it DOUBLES in size!*

Bob: oh... oh... oh no....

*He wastes no time VICIOUSLY attacking the champion in the ribs in the center of the ring with a weapon designed for DESTROYING WINDSHIELDS! Fans can only watch in horror as their champion is dismantled! The referee grabs Heero from behind in a desperate attempt to hault the carnage!*

Heero: >=|!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The BRAVE Referee attempts to intervene, but is tossed over the top rope for his troubles! Heero quickly refocuses his attentions back on the Darc, pulling him back up by his trench coat. Wrapping his arms around Darc, Heero SNAPS him backwards with an Exploder Suplex!*

Bob: EXPLODER SUPLEX!!
Ralph: AND NOT A SHITTY SHELTON BENJAMIN SUPLEX FOLKS! THAT ONE ALMOST BROKE RAVEN'S NECK X_X!

*Heero RIPS his jacket off and tosses it into the crowd! Grabbing Raven by the hair, he PULLS the giant back up to his feet, while screaming inaudible obscenities at him! He throws Raven's lifeless arm over his shoulder, before lifting the big man upside down over the ring in a delayed vertical suplex position!*

Bob: Heero lifting the former champion over his head and—

*Heero brings Raven back down to earth, Chest first, but snaps Raven into a DEVESTATING Rock Bottom on the canvas!*

Bob and Ralph: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Raven lays LIFELESS on the canvas, as EMTs and officials rush down to the ring to separate he and the Mayor from each other!*

Ralph: What was that move?!?!? It was a Vertical Sup... then he.. X_X Rock Bottom..
Bob: Raven has been COMPLETELY destroyed.. And you can suspect that it was Suicide who called the order down to his Subordinate Heero to get this done!
Ralph: o_o Well next time you call Heero Suicide's sidekick, tell me so I can move out of the way... I don't want any part of that!

Winner: No Contest

*Across town from the dual UCTF arenas, we see the famed Masenka Apartment Complex! Why? Well, above the massive apartment complex is an even MORE massive airship, carting both UCTF mecha's to their pre-determined fight location! Inside are Bryan Amethyst's ship, Anubis, and across from him, is none other than Duke Fleed's baby, The Grendizer! These two have been kicking each other's asses for the better part of TWO YEARS in the UCTF!*

Bryan: e_e...
Duke: e_e...

*Bryan's cell phone goes off*

Bryan: Whoops, got a phone call. *answers* Hello. Oh, hey Yakuu! What's up? ^_^ Oh yeah? I had fun too!
Duke: >=|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bryan: What am I doing? Oh, nothing much. ...I was supposed to have a sword title match? O_O crap I forgot.. Oh well =\. Yeah, I'm about to beat Duke anyway. ..mmhhmm.. Yeah he's standing right in front of me!
Duke: YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIGHT A PRINCE THAT'S WHA0DFSADKFA;SDFK >=|!! ACTIVATE!

*Grendizer activates prematurely, and lunges towards Anubis in a blind rage! This throws the entire plane off balance!*

Pilot: O_O! OH SHIT! What the hell are these idiots doing!?
Pilot2: I don't know, but these assholes aren't going to kill me! DROP THEM. >=|
Pilot: but!
Pilot2: DROP THEM. >=|

*The plane drops it's load, right on the streets of Anime City!*

Bryan: O_O! WHAT THE... o_o They dropped us right next to Yakuu's apartment building! We better not fight He–
Duke: AARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Bryan: e_e. CRAP.

!!KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

UCTF Mecha Championship
Anubis vs. Grendizer

*The Shoulder Boomerangs shoot out finding their into Anubis' core! The mecha slides backwards several yards, nearing the very apartment building that holds Bryan and Duke's object of desire!*

Bryan: YOU IDIOT! WE CAN'T FIGHT HERE!
Duke: I'M GOING TO PROVE.. ONCE AND FOR ALL, THAT I AM THE BETTER MAN! >=|!!

*The Mecha goes into it's Spacer mode, blasting the helpless Anubis with several laser blasts! Bryan cannot fight back, in fear that the entire Masenka complex will be damaged!*

Bryan: *thinking* This IDIOT is going to kill everyone in the building! All this just because Yakuu didn't like his stupid Vegan Wine?!!? >=|

*Grendizer returns to Mecha Mode, and has one final attack for Anubis! The Mecha Champion's trump card will surely not only defeat Anubis for the second time, but finally prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is worthy of Yakuu's affections!*

Duke: KENJYUURYOKU STORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The Rainbow energy blast finds its way into Anubis! And like so many other enemies that has stood in Grendizer's way before, Anubis stands NO MATCH against it! The mecha flies backwards, slamming back first into the Masenka Apartment building!*

Bryan: X_X_X_X_X_ OH NO!!!

*OH NO indeed... FOR DUKE FLEED. >=| The attack shook the entire building, and woke up the one sleeping monster that Duke Fleed wishes he wouldn't have...*

Master Gundam: *AWAKENS* >=|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: *puts down chicken* OH NO!!
Ralph: *munch* what? ...o_o oh no.. that thing...

*The GIANT Gundam leaps off of the building, coming straight down with his fist cocked backwards towards an unsuspecting Grendizer! And I mean, the poor bastard NEVER sees it coming!*

Duke: HHAHAHAHAH!! YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE BOY! YAKUU! COME OUT AND CONGRATULATE THE PRI---

!!BLAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!

*The punch puts Grendizer INTO the ground. LITERALLY INTO THE GROUND. The poor residents of his neighborhood won't be having water for a LONG time after this!*

Duke: ... o_o....

Ralph: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO!! HE STILL DOESN'T REALIZE HE'S BEEN HIT!! LMFAO!!!! GREATEST MECHA MATCH EVER!

*Master flies back to his post, and returns to his sleeping mode.. Thank GOD for Pulseman! Meanwhile, Anubis stands back up.. The Building is intact, and his enemy has been eliminated from the equation!*

Bryan: o_o... what the hell happened??

Winner and NEW UCTF Mecha Champion: Anubis

Bob: AMAZING! NEW UCTF MECHA CHAMPION!
Ralph: LOLLOLLOL AND DUKE PROBABLY WON'T EVEN REALIZE IT FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS!

*Yakuu sticks her head out the window, unsure of what just happened.. Hell, NO ONE is sure of what just happened!*

Yakuu: What the.. H EY BRYAN!
Bryan: O_o.. o_o oh. Hey Yakuu!
Yakuu: Want some coffee?
Bryan: SURE!

Ralph: OK THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT!
Bob: yes, I agree. Bryan wins another title here in the UCTF... miraculously o_o

Arzie: Ladies and Gentlemen.. The Following Match.. Is scheduled for one fall.. And it is for the ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION CHAMPIONSHIP!

Ralph: Whoa.. So THAT'S what NRA Stands for..
Bob: Whoa.. You're a moron!

*For the second time tonight... "Let Me Be Your Armor" kicks up, and down comes the Newly crowned UCTF Swordmaster Champion! This time, Grace is sporting a white leather jacket, a kevlar vest, with holsters attached to several parts of her body! Also, she's bringing the damned doberman down to the ring with her!*

Arzie: INTRODUCING THE FIRST CHALLENGER! From Manchester, England. Standing at five feet, four inches, and weighing in at one hundred-six pounds.. She is the NEWWWWW UCTF Sword master champion... MARCELLLAAAAA GRAAAAAAACCCCEEEE!!

Bob: Marcella won the sword title tonight against Torneco and Taki... does she have enough strength to win a second?!
Ralph: ...
Bob: oh get over yourself! She took some tough offense from Taki, including being dropped on her skull in an amazing spot! Gene Starwind and BB Hood can capitalize on her injury!

*Speaking of which... "Scum of the Earth," by Rob Zombie kicks up! Slowly walking from the backstage area is the now LEGAL hotty in the famous red hoody!*

Arzie: Introducing the second challenger.. From Parts Unknown... Standing at Five feet, nine inches, and weighing in at one-hundred fifty pounds... SHE IS A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION... B. B. HOOOOOOOD!!!!!

Bob: BB Hood makes her way down to the ring, and folks.. This woman has NEVER Held this title, if you can believe that!
Ralph: She was one hell of a World Champion, though!
Bob: indeed!

*"Shotgun Blues" by Guns N' Roses kicks up, bringing down the Two time UCTF NRA Champion, and probably the brokest UCTF Superstar that's ever been seen! Mean Gene Starwind!*

Arzie: AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION!!! Standing at five feet, nine inches and weighing in at one hundred-eighty five pounds... he is the WINE-ING, DINING, LIMOSUINE RIDING, JET FLYING, LADY KILLING, SIX SHOOTING SON OF A BITCH... THE TWO TIME UCTF NRA CHAMPION!!! GEEEEEENNNNNEEEE STARRRWINDDDDDD!!!!!!

Bob: AND ANOTHER LAW SUIT FOR JEICE HAS BEEN MADE!
Ralph: *ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING*

*Gene makes his way down to the ring holding the NRA championship high over his head! He's been riding high since his victory over Fox McCloud! Tonight he couldn't be happier! He gets to face not one, but TWO hot women at the same time!*

UCTF NRA Championship
BB Hood vs. Gene Starwind vs. Marcella Grace

Ralph: Folks, remember, Gene's tried to sweet talk BOTH Marcella AND BB Hood at some points! Do you think they'll be jealous of each other!?
Bob: WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?!

*Gene surrenders the NRA Championship, and goes right into his "Starwind Charm" technique! Putting an arm around Marcella, he wraps the other around BB Hood! This won't be pretty, folks!*

Gene: Hey hey hey! We're all friends, right? And I just happen to have enough money to foot the bill for a hotel room.. ^_^...

Bob: ...he's not...
Ralph: ..he is..

Gene: So why don't we just forget about this silly little match.. And go back to the Grand Hotel....

Bob: HE IS.
Ralph: I told you x_x

Gene: AND HAVE SOME THREE WAY LOVING!!!

Crowd: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!! ...*HUGE POP!*

*That's right, the fans are popping just for the BALLS Gene displayed just by THINKING that question, much less actually asking it!*

BB: hmm.. You know what? That actually sou--

*BB Let's her pistols finish that sentence, as she PISTOL WHIPS the NRA Champion on both sides of his face repeatidly! Marcella, SICK to her stomach, only has one thing to say!*

Marcella: IMMORAL SCUM!!

*She tosses the ENTIRE contents of her holy water vial INTO GENE'S EYES! The holy power of God BURNS the sin away, sending Gene flailing around the ring!!*

Gene: OH GOD!! OH GOD!!!!!

Marcella: *WHISTLES!!*

*Clemente leaps into the ring at his master's whim, and BITES GENE'S CROTCH! Making sounds that can only be described as a man being bit in the nuts by a Dog, Gene is TOSSED outside of the ring by the puppy! Gene hits the concrete below, ENTHUSED that his nuts are free of mut mouth! But his worries aren't over, as Dog leaps out of the ring after him, and gives chase up the ramp!*

Bob: and there goes Gene.. O_O
Ralph: something seems very familiar about this match o_o...

*BB attacks Marcella from behind with the back of her pistol, sending the swordmaster champion flying over the top rope and to the concrete!*

Ralph: but THAT didn't happen!
Bob: BB Hood is a different breed from Taki!

*BB climbs out of the ring, while loading her Silver Plated Uzi! Marcella sees the automatic weapon being loaded, and dives for cover behind the steel steps, SECONDS before BB sprays rubber bullets in her direction! Fans on the wrong end dive out of the way!*

Bob: YES they are rubber bullets, but they HURT. Just take a look at the steel steps, there are DENTS
Ralph: This is what I love about the NRA title. They never stay inside the ring! Heck.. They rarely START in the ring!

*BB Hood may have mistakenly left herself in a tough spot, because now Marcella has enough cover to pull out her 28-inch barrel Browning 10-Gauge Stalker shotgun! She leaps up from her post, firing some BIG shells towards the former world champion who dives out of the way to avoid them!*

Bob: I HAVE JUST SEEN A NUN BRANDISH A SHOTGUN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THIS AIN'T SISTER ACT THREE!

*With no where else to go, BB has no other choice but to leap into the crowd! Weaving through the fans in the arena, BB sees a Gene Starwind Fan standing all by himself! Poor guy, because he's now her human shield! She's just in luck, because Marcella has entered the crowd as well, now equipped with automatic handguns!*

Bob: BB grabbed the fan!!
Ralph: He shouldn't have been wearing that jersey!

*BB Fires before Marcella can let off around, forcing the nun to grab ANOTHER Gene fan! Yeah, I know what you're thinking.. TWO GENE FANS IN ONE BUILDING? It's a sign of the apocalypse! And SPEAKING of Gene Starwind.. That poor schmuck is still being chased by Clemente, through the streets of Anime City!*

Gene: e_e alright.. Enough of this. #19. You're my last hope babe.

*Gene castors up his gun, and gives it a good luck kiss! He spins around, targets the pissed off pup, and FIRES!*

!!KATHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

*And when the smoke clears, CLEMENTE IS THREE TIMES HIS SIZE!*

Gene: #19 YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clemente: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!! >=|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gene: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*The chase resumes! Meanwhile, back in the crowd!*

Marcella: Give up or I'll shoot this hostage. >=|
BB: You think I care!!? YOU give up or I'LL shoot this hostage!
Marcella: HE'S IN LEAGUE WITH THAT SINNER GENE. DO WHAT YOU MUST!
BB: DAMNIT.

*Plan B, if threatening the life of a Gene Starwind fan won't do the trick, then THROWING the ignorant idiot into Marcella does! It does the trick, a short distraction to Marcella! BB NAILS her with a running clothesline into a sea of chairs!*

Bob: Marcella is in a bad way! This has just turned from an NRA match to a hardcore match!

*Why? BB Hood now has chair in hand! With a devilish grin, BB pulls out a C4 adhesive bomb, set to go off with the SMALLEST of pressure!*

Ralph: now THIS is going to be a chairshot!
Bob: indeed!

*BB winds up like a baseball player, as Marcella slowly stands back to her feet! BB Swings, just as Grace pulls that SAME Gene Starwind fan in the way!*

!!SMACK!!

!!KATHOOOM!!

*The blast goes off, sending the fan flying! It's a miss! And now Marcella is BEHIND the Hood, with a pistol pressed deep into the former World Champion's back!*

BB: OH SH–

!!BLAM BLAM BLAM!!

*The Demon Hunter takes three shots POINT BLANK to the back! She staggers around leaving herself open to a roundhouse kick across the face! Marcella comes around, roundhousing her across the OTHER side of the face! Following the second kick, Marcella puts two slugs into her chest which knock BB into the security railing! Grace flashes a sick smile before blowing the smoke from her fired weapon!*

Bob: BB's in trouble!
Ralph: ... she's really enjoying this match... mmm..
Bob: What was that?
Ralph: NOTHING.

*Marcella charges, only to be back body dropped over the railing and to the floor!*

Bob: BB hood showing her wrestling experience!

*Using the small break to catch her breath, BB Hood lifts up her shirt to reveal two golf ball sized welts under her chest!*

BB: .... >=|!!!! ... ^____^!!

Bob: uh oh.. I don't like that!

*BB rips the rubber protection from the guardrail, revealing a C4 explosive attatched to it!*

Bob: AND THAT'S WHY!!

*BB gets a running start before KICKING the section of the guardrail ontop of Marcella!*

!!KATHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Bob: SHE CONNECTS WITH THE C4 EXPLOSIVE ON MARCELLA!! THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!!
Ralph: X_X if we thought those bullets left marks.. Imagine what that explosive is going to do.

*BB is going NUTS, beating a chair into the guardrail that's on top of her opponent!*

Bob: And now this little girl has gone INSANE! The referee may have to step in here!!
Ralph: Seriously! COME ON! >=|!

*She's NOT stopping! The chairshots hit double digits, and into the thirties and forties! Finally, the referee has seen enough! He calls for the bell! This match is over!*

!!DING DING DING!!

Bob: AMAZING! NEW NRA CHAMPION!
Ralph: OK IT'S OVER! STOP WITH THE DAMN CHAIRS!!

*The referee tries to get in there, but HE'S smacked in the face with the chair as well! The assault on Marcella resumes, before several GIANT men from the crowd literally PULL the New Champion off of the fallen nun! There's gotta be place in hell they reserve for this kind of sin!*

Bob: FINALLY.. Someone stops BB! ..and those guys look really familiar O_o
Ralph: Maybe from IHOP? They look like the type to wolf down pancakes o_o
Bob: none the less, We have a new NRA Champion after a vicious matchup!

Winner and NEW UCTF NRA Champion: BB Hood

*Officials help Marcella to the back after the brutal beating she was given! You have NOT seen the last of those two, I gaurantee it! ...unless Marcella or BB quits the UCTF, that is o_o*

Ralph: That sucks, I thought Marcella was going to win TWO straps tonight. =(
Bob: Are you getting a crush on her?
Ralph: let's just say I'll be going to Anime City mass next week. ;_;.
Bob: Ralph. Sue.
Ralph: I LOVE HER A LOT.

Arzie: The Following Match.. Is scheduled for one fall.. And it is for the ULTIAMTE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S TAAAAAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!

*Aerosmith's "Spider-Man" kicks up, and out comes New York City's favorite hero, and the last son of Krypton! The fans give them what most likely is the BIGGEST pop of the night! The two greatest heroes in the history of the world are now preparing to take on The most dominant tag team the UCTF has seen since the days of Vegeta and Kakarott!*

Bob: Ladies and Gentlemen... what you are about to see is not a wrestling match. It's not going to be hardcore.. Nonono.. This is going to be something COMPLETELY different!
Ralph: you're damn right. O_O. I never thought I'd see the day when Stun and Zappa are the UNDERDOGS in a match! They've destroyed all competiton up to this point. But.. They're facing SPIDERMAN AND SUPERMAN!

Arzie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. THE WORLD'S GREATEST SUPERHEROES.... THE #1 CONTENDERS TO THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP.. SPIDERMANNNN AND SUPERMANNNN!!!

*The webhead and supes climb into the ring... when "Intro" by KMFDM kicks up! Out comes Stun, with both tag team straps around each of his shoulder, with Zappa following closely behind. They make their way down to the ring without an OUNCE of intimidation in their eyes! This, however, might change in the next few moments!*

Arzie: And making their way down to the ring... TWO THIRDS OF THE TRIO, AND THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSSSSS... STUNNNN AND ZAPPPAAAAAA!!!!!!

*The champs don't even make it halfway down the aisle before the tag team straps are thrown to the ground! Goldberg and Zappa take off, running FULL SPEED down the aisle toward destiny!*

Ralph: HERE WE GO!
Bob: THE TAG TEAM TITLES ARE ON THE LINE!!!!

!!DING DING DING!!

UCTF Tag Team Championship
Superman and Spider-man vs. Stun and Zappa

*The Champions dive into the ring and the match officially starts! As expected, Stun and Superman pair up, while the unorthodox Zappa takes on the equally Unorthodox style of Spider-man! There's no format here, no tag ropes, no face in distress, this is just how the UCTF fans love it.. Utter and total chaos! The cameraman doesn't know who to focus on!*

Bob and Ralph: *HIGH FIVE EACH OTHER*

*On one end, Zappa attempts to ground the webslinger by spitting his acidic puke wildly throughout the ring! However, his vomit is no match for the "Spidey-sense," The hero easily evades anything the possessed one can muster! Meanwhile, Stun floors the man of steel with several DEVESTATING punches to the chest! Unfortunately, ZERO of them work! Superman STANDS there, unimpressed, with a WIDE grin on his face!*

Superman: are you trying to do.. THIS?

*With a STRAIGHT punch to the chin, Stun is not only sent into the corner, but he DESTROYS it on Impact! The rest of the ring follows suit, collapsing under the impact!*

Bob: GOOD GOD!
Ralph: The ring lasted longer than I excepted.. Actually o_o

*From the debris that USED to be the ring, Stun stands back up, PISSED.*

Stun: ...AARRRGGHHHH!!!

*A SPLIT second later, he's fully transformed into his Beast mode! Superman stands there with his arms crossed, as Stun flies FULL SPEED into him with a devestating punch to the face! Unfortunate for Supes.. He doesn't have a sixth sense that tells him to MOVE OUT OF THE WAY. The beasted up punch puts the man of steel on his red white and gold ASS.*

Superman: o_o.. Not bad. e_e

*Superman gives Stun his props, followed by HEAT VISION TO THE FACE! Stun is knocked into the upper tiers of the arena! Superman explodes from the ground, sending a bluish blur through the arena on his way towards the Beast Mode Stun!*

Bob: This could be it for Stun!

*Stun Dodges the punch! Now behind Superman, he grabs the superhero's cape, before launching the man of steel into the CEILING!*

Ralph: O_O YES!!
Bob: Stun ACTUALLY PULLED SUPERMAN'S CAPE!!! WHAT BALLS!

Zappa: Why don't you stay in one place?! >=|
Spider-man: O_o why would I do that? Then you'll hit me! DUH!!

*Zappa's head opens a complete 180 degrees! And what crawls out of his throat you ask? S-KO.*

Spidey: *SPEECHLESS*
S-Ko: *HISS!!!*

*What does Spider-man do? HE PUNCHES THAT BITCH IN THE MOUTH TOO!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!

Ralph: He just.. You can't.. HE..
Bob: SPIDERMAN JUST KNOCKED OUT A GHOST!!

*And to make sure she stays down, Spiderman webs up Zappa's throat!!*

Spider-man: ok..ok that was.. Weird O_o

*Meanwhile, Stun is giving Superman the BUSINESS! With the world's greatest super hero pressed against the ceiling, the beasted up Tag Champion delivers IMPRESSIVE metal plated punches to the midsection! Spider-man, seeing his partner in trouble, shoots two steams of webbing into the back of the champion, before yanking as hard as he can! The results see Stun flying backwards toward the mat, with Spiderman flying past him! Superman catches his little buddy mid flight, as Stun tries his damndest to shake off the webs! Good luck with that!*

Bob: Stun's in trouble!

Spidey: Hey partner.. Let's put an end to this!
Superman: right. e_e.

*Taking a page from the book of Colossus and Wolverine, Superman uses his kryptonian strength to deliver a FAST BALL SPECIAL! Spiderman is thrown at amazing speeds towards the falling Stun!*

Spidey: Sorry pal, this match.. Is OVER!

*Spiderman connects the Superman enhanced MAXIMUM SPIDER, railroading Stun from FIVE DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS! The Tag Team Champion flies into the crowd, as both Spidey and Superman land on the canvas perfectly on their feet!*

Crowd: *HUGE POP!!*

Bob: is that it?? IS THAT IT!!?

*Nope! Zappa is pulled back to his feet, regardless if he wants to or not! S-Ko will NOT be embarrassed!

Zappa: ARRRRGHHHHH!!!!

*Zappa leaps across the ring, only to be caught by Spiderman! He launches the bastard out of the ring! He lands face first with his legs coming OVER his head and to the ground!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

Ralph: ok.. NOW it's over x_x

Ref: ...ring the bell x_x

!!DING DING DING!!

Bob: AMAZING.. AND I DO MEAN AMAZING!! NEW UCTF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!
Ralph: I can't believe I've seen Stun and Zappa.. X_x Lose.. So ...bad!
Bob: If anyone could have done it.. It's these guys!
Ralph: WHY ARE THEY EVEN IN THE UCTF!?!?!? THIS ISN'T FAIR!!

Winners and NEW UCTF Tag Team Champions: Superman and Spider-man

*The former champions are in a bad way as the camera gets a shot of the broken and beaten Zappa.. Stun can't even be found!*

Bob: If this is any indication as to what will happen to Xion later on...
Ralph: Yeah right.. Stun and Zappa just had to face the world's greatest... Xion will NOT lose to Melvic. I'm not even entertaining that thought! =\
Bob: While the crew builds a new ring.. We're going to take a look.. At FLAGG CITY!
Ralph: ok.. That IS one of our sponsors, isn't it?!
Bob: yep! Brought to us by Lariat Cola!

*the scene opens up on what looks like a music store, but suddenly a car comes SCREECHING into the scene and crashes into the glass doors, shattering them and setting off an alarm! The shot cuts to the interior of a car, where star TAD HAMILTON and a ninja are sitting in the front seat!*

Tad: ...we're gonna be rock stars. e_e

Ninja: *NODS*

*it cuts to the inside of the store, where Tad is rocking out on a guitar, and the ninja is just on the drums, playing them with a pair of numbchucks! They keep rocking out for a good thirty seconds before the logo comes up!*



Voice-over: FLAGG CITY. COMING THIS SUMMER

Ralph: ..that's the STUPIDEST idea for a movie ever.
Bob: EVER. IN THEATRES THIS SUMMER! ^_^
Ralph: I can't wait x_x

Arzie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL.. AND IT IS FOR THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIP!!!

*Slit My Wrist" by Murderdolls begins playing bringing out Ben Slade. The same man who destroyed the Babaganoush brothers in his debut followed by thwarting Xamot's chance at the UCTF World Title.*

Arzie: Coming down to the ring... From Venice, Italy.. Standing at six feet-one inch and weighing in at 197lbs… BEEEEENNNN SLAAAAAAAAADDDDEEEE!!!

Bob: Many people think Slade got lucky against Xamot. Regardless, he's on a two win streak.
Ralph: And it's about to get CRUSHED by Lo!
Bob: You should at least give Slade a chance, Ralph!
Ralph: Bob, I don't think you understand. >=| When Lo has the World Title, he's almost unbeatable!

*"Have Mercy on Me" suddenly begins blaring, then out comes Lo-Ruhamah with the UCTF World Title clutched in his grasp. The Cat Fucker keeps his eyes on Ben Slade, but you could already tell he is not in a very good mood. Whoever wants to take his World Championship away from him... Was simply going to pay. =|*

Arzie: Standing at six feet, three inches, and weighing in at two hundred-five pounds.. He is the UCTF WOOOORLD CHAMPIIIIIIIOOOON.. LOOOOOOOO-RUHAAAAMAAAAH!!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lo: e_e

Crowd: CAT FUCKER! CAT FUCKER! CAT FUCKER!

UCTF World Championship
Ben Slade vs. Lo-Ruhamah

Ralph: Slade might as well start saying his prayers right now. Lo is going to beat his newbie ass!
Bob: What are you doing? =\
Ralph: I might as well eat something before the beating takes place, I'm going for my ki-

*Ralph stops when he sees Slade charging over and SWINGING his clawed fingers towards Lo!*

Ralph: O_O!

*Lo is IMMEDIATELY sent on the defensive as Slade swipe his left and right arms in his direction. For his sake, Lo dodges Slade's barrage without much trouble. That is... Until his back hits a corner. e_e Now Slade sees his chance to slash off Lo's face with a well placed strike. Ben takes his chances, bringing down both hands in a violent move. His chance is dashed to pieces, because Lo rolls out of the way in the knick of time.*

Ralph: Why isn't Lo kicking his ass yet!?
Bob: Ben almost had Lo there!

*Now during all this time Lo had been thinking of a way to get Slade off his back. Lo leaps backwards a short distance from Ben, but Slade turns his head in Lo's direction with an enraged glare. Thinking he still has the upperhand, Slade charges towards Lo with his hands ready to cut him up. Chanting a quick spell, Lo's hands glow in an almost angelic light... Opposite from what it really was. Unable to stop himself, Slade is blasted with a Holy Punch to the chest! The impact is so great, Ben is sent skidding on his back from the mixture of Lo's punch and his very own momentum.*

Bob: What a counter from Lo! Slade couldn't have seen that one coming!
Ralph: He sure felt it though! LOL Now Lo is going to deliver!

*Lifting Slade up, Lo's hand begins glowing black and SLAPS Ben across the face. Slade doesn't have much time to react, because Lo delivers a backhand after the slap. Lo continues his pattern of slap, backhand, slap for a good twenty seconds followed by letting his challenger fall to the mat. Now Ben, like so many others before him, is finding out the hard way that Lo doesn't mess around when his precious title is on the line... ever. >=|*

Ralph: Yeah! Take it to that newbie, Lo!
Bob: Slade needs to figure out something quick. It's already bad enough that Lo has UCTF experience over him, but he's getting overpowered in there.

*Slade already has that part figured out. Lo has too many tricks in his bag for Ben to get careless. Mixed with Lo's experience gap, Slade has quite a mountain to climb if he's to win.*

Ben: e_e!

*Slaps, even Chi Slaps, aren't going to stop Ben Slade for long. Slade slugs Lo in the jaw, stunning him for his next move. Ben jabs one thumb into Lo's throat, then another with his opposite thumb. A little payback for Slade comes when he jabs Lo in the throat six times. Caught offguard with the Cause of Death attack towards his exposed throat, Lo is helpless to prevent what comes next from Slade as a part of his revenge. Ben leaps into the air, slamming the toe of his boot against Lo's chin! Lo ends up sprawled on the mat from Slade's powerful Snap, Crackle, Pop manuver.*

Crowd: OOOOOOH!

Lo: x_=|

*His sick mind suddenly SNAPS at the thought of potentially losing his World Title a second time. Summoning his remaining physical strength is followed by Lo driving his elbow onto Slade's head. Ben loses his grip, allowing Lo to slip down, and getting thrown on his back with a belly-to-back suplex. Knowing there's not much time on his side has Lo raising his arms above his head. Slade finds his body being raised up... until he's eye to eye with the World Champion. Usually from here, Lo would use his mind to bend his opponent's body. There's a slight change to that since Lo just begins slamming Slade's body into the mat as many times as he can!*

!!BAM!! !!BAM!! !!BAM!!

Crowd: o_o

Bob: o_o
Ralph: o_o

*After turning Slade upside down with his mind... Lo drives his HEAD INTO THE MAT!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOH! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Ralph: Ben is done!
Bob: That has to be it...

*Lo covers!*

Referee: 1.......2.......3!

!!DING DING DING DING!!

Ralph: YES! YES! YE-... I mean, good for Lo!
Bob: Yeah, good for Lo. >=|

Arzie: Ladies and Gentlemen...The winner of this match by pinfall...LOOOOO-RUHAAAAAMAAAAAH!!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!

*"Have Mercy on Me" plays with the heel heat. Lo couldn't really give a shit though. All he cared about was YANKING his title away from the referee's hands.*

Bob: Ben Slade had a good show and lasted longer than any person gave credit for. Lo was just too much for him tonight.
Ralph: And NO ONE is surprised either!

Winner and STILL UCTF World Champion: Lo-Ruhamah

*Holding the World Title in his hands as he makes his way to the back. Lo can do nothing but stare at his belt.*

Lo: @_@....

Bob: And as you see now ladies and gentlemen.. The ladder is being brought into the arena.. And take a look.. High above the ring is the UCTF... MILITARY Championship!
Ralph: A title Hyperkat is LUCKY to even see much less compete for!

Arzie: The following match will be a LADDER MATCH, and it is for the ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S MILITARY CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Crowd: *HUGE POP*

*The fans let out a massive ovation as Nelly's "Heart of A Champion" begins playing over the UCTF sound system! The former Anime Champion Hyperkat, who's ALREADY wrestled a GAUNTLET match earlier in the evening staggers his way onto the stage, still visibly shaken up from the BEATING he took from Suicide and Heero at the top of the show!*

Arzie: And introducing the Challenger... standing at six feet, five inches.. And weighing in at twohundred, twenty pounds.. He is HYPER KATTTTTTT!!

Bob: Hyper's theme music says it all.. To wrestle four men in one night, take a beating from two more, and still have the courage to take part in a BRUTAL match like this.. It definitely takes the Heart of a Champion!
Ralph: or the brains of a retard! >=| I mean, COME ON. Cut your losses! Suicide's had this guy's number since he came back to this damn federation!

*Hyper takes a look at the ladder.. The thirty pound aluminum object that's haunted him in two matches prior! He takes a deep breath before continuing down the ramp towards the ring.*

Ralph: YOU CAN STILL TURN BACK HYPER! YOU CAN STILL TURN BACK!
Bob: Ralph, SHUT THE HELL UP!

*"Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica starts up next, with the arena IMMEDIATELY exploding in a chorus of boos! Suicide slowly saunters onto the ramp, absorbing every jeer from every fan in the audience. He looks down the aisle at his opponent with a devious smirk on his face! He knows he's in the position he needs to be in to make this match short and sweet!*

Arzie: And the Champion... From LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY Wei–

*Hyperkat has already left the ring and SPEARS the Champion to the mat before Arzie can finish! The referee signals for the bell and the Ladder match has begun!*

!!DING DING DING!!

UCTF Military Championship
Ladder Match III
Suicide vs. Hyperkat

Bob: This is good strategy on the part of Hyperkat.. STAY ON SUICIDE from the beginning! Give this kid zero chance to hit any big moves!

*Hyperkat irish whips the solider into the twenty-five foot ladder! Both the champion and the Ladder crash into the jumbotron wall. Seth falls face forward onto the ramp, with the ladder following closely behind on top of him! Hyper picks the ladder back up, before SLAMMING it back down over the back of the champion!*

Ralph: Alright Hyper, you got him down! Now get in the ring and get the belt!

*It's almost as if the former Champ heard Ralph, as he delivers one final kick to the back of Suicide's head before making his way down the aisle with the ladder on his way to grabbing the Military Championship! However, fatigue and soreness him moving like an 85 year old woman!*

Ralph: WHY ARE YOU MOVING SO SLOW?!
Bob: HE'S FOUGHT SIX MEN TONIGHT RALPH! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!!?

*After taking the vicious shot to the back earlier in his match against the New New UCTF Revolution, it takes most of Hyper's power just to lift the ladder into the ring! Meanwhile, the more fresh, more ready Suicide has regained himself and stormed down to the ring.. Before the challenger is able to slide the entire ladder inside the squared circle, he's drop kicked in the back of the head, sending his face crashing into the top rung of the solid steel ladder! Suicide pulls Hyper backward by the hair, before driving him face first back into the ladder! The six and a half foot former Champion bounces off the ladder and hits the canvas below!*

Bob: Suicide back in control after two very STIFF shots to the skull!
Ralph: and that might be the match right there! I don't care if Hyper is a war hero or not!

*Now inside the ring, Suicide has the ladder in his arms.. Hyper, still determined to take back the Anime Championship, pulls himself up to the apron... That's not a good idea, as Suicide slides the ladder across the canvas at full strength, crashing it into the skull of Hyperkat outside the ring, with the ladder flying past him before coming to a rest on the concrete!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

Bob: MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT COULD HAVE BROKEN HYPER KAT'S NOSE!
Ralph: That could have put Hyper's nose into his brain o_o.. I mean, look at it.. The ladder hit him dead on but still had enough momentum left to fly out of the ring and land past him...

Suicide: YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! >=|!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Bob: It looks like the champion is just TOYING with Hyperkat at this point!

*Indeed he is! Seth climbs out of the ring, and flagrantly picks up Hyper by his hair, allowing the camera to get a shot at his newly broken nose! A mixture of mucus and blood oozes from both nostrils, as Suicide looks his fallen opponent right in the eyes...*

Suicide: YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE AGAINST ME SOLIDER! YOU WERE THEN, YOU ARE NOW, AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE, MY BI–

*Hyper POKES the champion in the eyes! Hey, just because he's a war hero, doesn't mean he has to fight fair! Suicide spins around, flailing his arms wildly, allowing the Kat to snap on a waistlock! And like a small child, Suicide is tossed backwards into a german suplex onto the ladder!*

!!CRAAAASH!!

Bob: BIG MOVE BY HYPERKAT!
Ralph: but can he capitalize??? I'm sure he's seeing three of everything out there!
Bob: Well, if he just focuses on the one in the middle!
Ralph: YEA–e_e this isn't Rocky IV.

*With the champion laid perfectly across the top of the ladder, Hyper summons all that he has to pull himself into the ring! Once he's up, he glances outside the ring at the fallen champion... before bursting across the ring! He hits the ropes at full speed, which only add to the momentum as he comes flying back across the ring! With a BEAUTIFUL, cat-like leap, Hyper clears the entire top rope, before CRASHING ontop of the Military Champion with a cannon ball!*

Bob: BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD ON THE UCTF MILITARY CHAMPION!!!
Ralph: THAT CRAZY BASTARD COULD HAVE KILLED BOTH OF THEM ON THAT MOVE!
Bob: He needed to hit a big move, and this was it! Now he needs to get the ladder and get in the ring!

*Hitting the cannon ball seems to have given the Military Championship hopeful the second wind he so desperately needs! He tosses the ladder into the ring to a resounding pop from the UCTF capacity crowd! With no Suicide to interfere, the challenger sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring!*

Bob: Nows your chance Hyperkat! Shock the world!
Ralph: Heh, you're right about that.. This would be a HUGE shocker. Suicide has NEVER lost in a ladder match!

*Hyperkat begins his ascent to the top to a gigantic ovation! However, the crowd's adulation is like a cold splash in the face to Suicide, who senses his title reign in trouble! The military brat pulls himself together and slowly slides into the ring! Hyper is halfway up the ladder, only a foot or more away from the most defended title in the history of the UCTF! It is not to be however, as Suicide grabs a hold of his heel, pulling him down with all 150lbs of weight in his body!*

Ralph: Not quick enough!
Bob: If Hyper can only break Suicide's lock somehow!

*Easier said than done Bob! Suicide's grip is as tight as a vice! So Hyperkat gives up by voluntarily leaping off of the ladder and landing behind Suicide. Now both on even ground, the champion and Hyper trade evenly stiff punches!*

Bob: Suicide getting the better of Hyper with those stiff punches to the face!

*Suicide's stiff punches easily overwhelm the weakened challenger! Hyper ducks a haymaker, and locks the off balance Suicide around the waste, before tossing him backwards with a HUGE belly to belly suplex into the ladder, sending the entire structure to collapse!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

Bob: Another AMAZING move by Hyper!
Ralph: I know that hurt.. Seth's in a bad way now!

*Suicide lays back first onto the ladder, maybe unconscious after the suplex.. Hyper sees this, and knows that he has one last chance to put Suicide away! He turns to the corner, before leaping onto the top rope!*

Ralph: I think he's going for..

*HE COMES OFF*

Bob: FIVE STAR—

*SUICIDE MOVES! HYPER LANDS CHEST FIRST ON THE LADDER!*

Bob: NOBODY HOME!!
Ralph: Suicide was playing opossum!!! Nice one!

*Who knows how, but it's almost instinctive..Hyper climbs right back to his feet, but is VERY dazed and confused! What's worse, is that Suicide is behind him, ready to toss him onto his shoulders!*

Bob: OH NO!!!
Ralph: THIS IS IT!!

*Suicide spins him around and NAILS the "Court Martial" ONTO THE LADDER!!*

Bob: COURT MARTIAL! COURT MARITAL! COURT MARTIAL ON THE STEEL LADDER!!!
Ralph: Is this it?!?!

*Instead of capitalizing, however.. Suicide LEAVES THE RING! No one understands the logic! Once outside the ring, Suicide goes undernearth the apron, pulling out several tables to a HUGE ovation! The fans hate the bastard, but they sure as hell love foreign objects!*

Bob: Oh no... I think.. I think Suicide's not just going for the victory here... he's going to end Hyperkat's career, just like he did to Countdown!

*When Suicide is finished, he has SIX tables set up outside the ring! He turns, and evilly sneers inside the ring at Hyperkat, who's yet to respond from the Courtmartial on the ladder!*

Ralph: I think you're right Bobby boy! This doesn't look good for Hyperkat!
Bob: Suicide going back into the ring, and stalking Hyper like he's prey!

*Hyperkat is picked back up, and again, lifted onto Seth's shoulders in the fireman's carry! Bob and Ralph are right.. Suicide's preparing to Courtmartial his opponent over the top rope and onto those tables outside! And if he hits this, the match is not only over, but Damn sure Hyperkat's career!*

Bob: SUICIDE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS! YOU HAVE THE M ATCH WON! YOU HAVE THE MATCH WON!!

*Suicide nears the ropes! However, Hyperkat begins violently wiggling to get out of the hold! The much larger wrestler is able to muscle his way out of the fireman's carry, bringing both he and Suicide down with the DIAMOND CUTTER!*

Ralph: CUTTER!! CUTTER!!
Bob: Hyperkat hitting a DESPERATE reversal to save his hide!! That was amazing!

*The fans are on their feet now, everyone in attendance chanting for Hyperkat to climb back to his feet!*

Bob: come on Hyper! Get up! Get up!! You've got Suicide right whre you want him now!
Ralph: More unbiased commentary by Robert Hinden ladies and gentlemen!

*Hyperkat is slowly back to his feet...*

Hyper: .... GET UP!! >=|!!!!!

Bob: He's up!! And he's got another wind!!
Ralph: What is this.. The fourth one? Fifth one?

*Suicide is back up to his feet as well! That's not the best idea the military brat coulda made, because before he knows it, Hyper has him upside down and over his head, before NAILING the Hyperion Driver in the center of the ring!*

Bob: HYPERION DRIVER! THAT'S IT!! THAT'S IT!!!

*Suicide is laid spread eagled in the center of the ring! Hyperkat sets the ladder up OVER him and slowly begins climbing up the structure!*

Bob: Suicide is down, and he might just be forced to watch the champion attain the Anime Championship for the second time!
Ralph: That would be SO embarrassing!
Bob: Hyperkat is halfway up!

*The title is only seconds from changing hands! Suicide opens his eyes, and with the last of his strength, kicks upwards into the metale bar that stabilizes the ladder! Another kick, ANOTHER KICK AND ANOTHER KICK until the ladder folds under itself and comes crashing down! Hyper comes with it, landing midsection first on the top turnbuckle, before snapping back down to the canvas!*

Bob: SOMEHOW.. SOMEHOW Suicide has the presence of mind to bring the ladder down, even after being dropped on his head!
Ralph: What do you expect Bob! This isn't Suicide's first walk around the park! He's been in atleast FIVE of these matches in the UCTF alone!

*Suicide and Hyper are slowly standing back to their feet... The champion grabs the ladder with both hands as he's on his knees.. Suddenly leaping back to his vertical base before RAMMING the solid steel object into Hyeprkat's ribs! Hyper falls t hrough the second rope and lands on the apron, before slowly slipping off the apron and to the floor! Suicide looks down on his fallen opponent, before slowly turning toward the camera and giving the fans at home a DEVIOUS grin! This match.. Is now HIS!*

Bob: And now Suicide has the advantage, and look.. He is wasting ZERO time setting the ladder up!
Ralph: Say goodbye to your last shot at greatness Hyper.. It's over for you! Back to Idaho!

*When all hope seems lost for the world.. When it looks like Suicide has it all in the bag....*

Shriana: *FLYING KICK TO THE FACE!!!!*

Crowd: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!

Suicide: X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X

*SUICIDE FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND INTO A FLYING PUNCH BY CHASTITY MARKS! HE FLIES BACKWARDS, LANDING RIGHT INTO GARSHRINK GRIMJAW'S GRIP!*

Bob and Ralph: o_o

Garshrink: ‘ERE WE GO!!!

*CHOKESLAM BY THE TEN FOOT BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!*

Suicide: X____________________X!!!!!!!!!!!

*Suicide's old enemies, and Hyperkat's best friends make a surprise appearance to do what they do best.. KICKING SUICIDE'S ASS! And just as they appeared, they have vanished, with a job well done! Suicide is out of the picture!!*

Ralph: HOLY FUCKIN' 2002 BATMAN!!
Bob: CHAST... SHRIA..GARSHRI... O_O IT'S LIKE A WHO'S WHO LIST OF EVERYONE SUICIDE'S EVER PISSED OFF HERE FOR REVENGE!!

*Hyperkat climbs back into the ring unopposed, with the ladder already set up! The title is just BEGGING to be snatched by him!*

Bob: IT'S ALL HYPER FROM HERE! CAN HE DO IT?!

*MAYOR HEERO FUCKIN' YUY won't let that happen, as he's now in the ring, BEATING Hyper in the back with his police baton! THE entire crowd SEETHES WITH ANGER!*

Ralph: YES!!!
Bob: THE MAYOR! THE MAYOR!!!! THE GOD FORSAKEN MAYOR!! >=|
Ralph: Oh, it was ok when an entire STABLE attacks Suicide, but Heero can't join in?!
Bob: THAT "STABLE" evened up the score from what Suicide pulled earlier, OR DID YOU FORGET THAT?!!?!?

*Hyperkat is can't hang on for much longer, as his arms are being beaten in by the solid steel stick reserved for law enforcement officials! Suddenly, entering the ring from behind is RAVEN DARC!!*

Bob and Ralph: LD;KFAJDS;LFKADSJF; !!!!

Heero: OH SH–

*Raven NAILS The mayor in the back, sending him, Hyper AND the ladder crashing to the canvas! Dazed, Heero is picked back up by Raven, who locks on the inverted Russian legsweep position!*

Bob: oh no..
Ralph: OH NO!!

*ENDLESS WALTZ OUTSIDE THE RING, THROUGH THE TABLES ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! H OLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!!!

*Raven stands up, eyeing the fallen Mayor..*

Raven: .... >=|....

*Officials and secret servicemen all run down to the aisleway to prevent anymore violence... but the damage to the mayor physically, and to his pride.. Has been dealt! The intergalactic champion has had his revenge!!*

Bob: WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN THOSE TWO?!!?

*Meanwhile, inside the ring, Suicide picks up Hyperkat into the fireman's carry! Hyperkat slips out, pushes Suicide into the ropes! Suicide bounces back, right into the YAKUZA KICK from the challenger! In one smooth motion, Hyper leaps to the top rope, before coming off, NAILING the Five Star Frog Splash!*

Bob: HE HITS IT!HE HITS IT!
Ralph: WHAT A SPLASH X_X

*Suicide crumples from the move, slowly rolling out of the ring and falling to the floor! He is DONE!*

Bob: THIS IS IT! IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!IT'S FINALLY GOING TO HAPPEN!

*Hyperkat sets the ladder back up, and points to the title!*

Crowd: *HUGE POP!!*

Bob: HYPERKAT IS GOING UP!

*The prince slowly climbs the rungs of the ladder! Heero Yuy has been subtracted from the equation.. The champion has been eliminated.. There's NO ONE in this building who can stop him now!*

Bob: Hyper with his fingers scraping the title!!! AMAZ—WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!!?!?!?

*X AND RECON HAVE HIT THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Ralph: X AND RECON?!!?!?!?!

*Coming off the top rope, X and Recon hit a double drop kick to the side of the skull of Hyper! The challenger flies off the ladder and out of the ring, hitting the debris that used to be the tables below!! The crowd is HEARTBROKEN*

Bob: X AND FUCKING RECON!! X AND RECON?!!?!?!?!

*X LITERALLY pulls his superior into the ring, before lifting him onto his shoulders! Suicide grabs onto the ladder, and is PUSHED up the damn thing!!*

Bob: NO!!NO!! NOT THIS WAY!!

*Suicide is on top of the ladder, he reaches up!!*

!!!DING DING DINGDING DING DING!!!

*AND IT'S OVER!!*

Bob: SUICIDE RETAINS!!! SUICIDE RETAINS!!

*"Don't Tread on Me" kicks up with Suicide being helped down off of the ladder by known other than.. X AND RECON!*

Winner and STILL UCTF Military Champion: Suicide

Bob: you've GOT to be kidding me!! You can't tell me that....

*X and Recon raise Suicide's arms in the air!*

Ralph: THE MILITIA IS BACK TOGETHER BABY!!
Bob: UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE!!!!!!!

*Suicide is raised onto X and Recon's shoulders, as he holds the MILITARY championship into the air! The Militia.. Is BACK. >=| Backstage...*

Jeice: Is that guy I hired here? ... yeah. Thanks. *hangs up*
Xiu: You still haven't told me who you hired!
Jeice: and I'm still NOT going to tell you bloke!
Xiu: -_-
Jeice: oh don't look sad, man. It's a surprise. ^_^ sit back and enjoy it.
Xiu: enjoy seeing the building come down?
Jeice: Yeah.. I'm only smiling so I won't cry.. =(

Bob: aww.. Poor guy... -_-

*"No Light Theory" starts up over the soundsystem, drawing MASSIVE boos from the crowd!*

Ralph: Oh man.... >_<
Bob: It's now time for our semi-main event! In something that I'm almost nervous to watch, Ralph. x_x
Ralph: No doubt!

*Kunoi Ishigami makes his way down the aisleway, with a VERY serious look on his face!*

Ralph: Just a few weeks ago, Shawn came out to make his retirement speech, which was crashed by this man here, Kunoi Ishigami!
Bob: Kunoi had been involved in a heated fued with Christina Callad, and saw Shawn's retirement as a sign of weakness!
Ralph: But Shawn postponed his retirement for one last match! One last match against Kunoi Ishigami so he can go out with a bang!

*Kunoi walks around the ringside area, ignoring the fans that are yelling and jeering at him!*

Kunoi: e_e....

*Kunoi climbs into the ring, just as the cameras cut to the back where we see Shawn standing, his back to the camera, with a black t-shirt on! Susan TellaRusso is standing next to him, mic in hand!*

Sue: Shawn, tonight you're going into your final match of your career against Kunoi Ishigami. Your thoughts?

*Shawn turns around, cracking his knuckles, and takes a deep breath*

Shawn: Sue, my thoughts right now are on this match, but they're also on something else. It's on all those fans out there that supported me throughout my career.

*a pop coming from the arena can be heard!*

Shawn: Whether if they cheered me or if they wanted me to get cancer and die, they kept me going. And tonight, I'm going to give back to the fans that got me here. Tonight, I'm going to give the fans a match they'll never forget.

*He starts to leave to the right*

Sue: Uh, Shawn! Where are you going? The ramp is this way!

Shawn: I know. e_e

Sue: o_o...

*back to the arena, where Kunoi is in the ring, looking disgusted at the jumbotron!*

Arzie: Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time please welcome our special musical guest... CKY!!

*There's a LOUD pop coming from the crowd as the spotlights go over to the stage area, where CKY is set up! Lead vocalist Chad Ginsburg steps up to the mic!*

Chad: HEEEYYYYY!! Everyone got your equipment?

Crowd: *POPS!*

*just then, THOUSANDS of pairs of hands raise into the air, each of them holding a pair of drumsticks!*

Ralph: What the hell!?

Chad: EVERYONE! ONE, TWo...

*Jess Margera the drummer starts slowly clacking his sticks together, and the crowd starts to as well in unison!*

...tckt....

....tckt...

....tckt...

...tckt...tckt...tckt...tckt....

*the beat is slow at first, but starts to pick up, as everyone's clacking the drumsticks for a good thirty seconds!*

....tckt...tckt..tckt...tckt....

*FINALLY, the beat drops, as the band goes into playing "Testing!" Kunoi turns his attention to the entryway, waiting for Shawn!*

Bob: WAIT A MINUTE!
Ralph: THERE he is!

*The crowd lets out a HUGE pop as the cameras pan over to the "C" section of the crowd, where the fans are going NUTS, and Shawn is standing in the aisleway, fans all around him! He slowly makes his way through the crowd, and up the steps to the upper balcony! He stands perched on the guardrail up there, with fans all around, and the music blaring!*

Bob: And he's coming through the crowd!
Ralph: What the hell's that??

*As Shawn's making his way towards the ring, he's handed something by a fan! It looks like an ordinary skateboard deck, but he flips it over and finds LIGHTTUBES taped to the back of it!*

Shawn: >=D!

Ralph: Oh no... x_x It begins

*Shawn's now down among the floor seats, making his way OVER the chairs of the crowd, the skateboard deck in hand! He's giving high fives all around, until he gets to the ringside guardrail, where he stands balanced on it, his hand in the air!*

Crowd: *HUGE POP!!*

Bob: This... is it! Folks, you have to be here to experience this! x_x This is is swan song! Shawn Shane Shields' last match!
Ralph: And already, he's at least ensuring that the intro will be remembered!

*Shawn jumps off the guardrail, and climbs into the ring, and ascends to the top rope, just as "Testing" is ending! He points to cKy, who all point back at him, drawing another MASSIVE pop from the crowd! He hops off the rope, and leans in the corner, looking across at Kunoi!*

Arzie: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall to a finish! NO time limit, NO disqualifications! There MUST BE A WINNER.

*the cameras cut over to Kunoi, who's still in his corner, looking mad as ever!*

Arzie: Introducing first... he hails from Sapporo, Japan.... weighing in a 67 kilos... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE DESTROYER KUNOI ISHIGAMIII!!!

*Kunoi raises both fists to the crowd, which greets him with TREMENDOUS boos! The cameras cut over to the other side of the ring, where Shawn is now squatting, looking at the mat, as the crowd is buzzing!*

Arzie: Aaaannnd his opponent.... he hails from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... weighing in tonight at 200.2 pounds.... he is making his FINAL appearance tonight in a wrestling ring... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ULTRAVIOLENT ICON OF THE UCTF, SHAWN... SHAAAAAANNNNEEEE SHIEEEELLLLDDSSSS!!!

*The crowd lets loose a MONSTROUS pop, as shawn springs to his feet, hands up facing the crowd! Arzie slides out of the ring, and the ref calls for the bell!*

!!!!DING, DING, DING!!!!

Kunoi Ishigami vs Shawn Shane Shields

Ralph: Alright bob, it's do or die time!
Bob: Shawn Shane Shield's last match ever starts now!

*The crowd is going CRAZY as both Shawn and Kunoi approach each other in the middle of the ring! Shawn's face is one of seriousness, while Kunoi's is one of RAGE, as they come face to face! Neither one does anything for half a minute during the staredown! Until..*

Shawn: e_e.... hit me.

Kunoi: >:|!!!

*Kunoi just hauls back and delivers a HUGE chop across shawn's t-shirted chest! Shawn stumbles back slightly, but snaps RIGHT back up to attention!*

Shawn: Harder. e_e

Kunoi: o_o >=|!!!

*Kunoi chops him across the chest AGAIN, with the same result! Shawn's starting to look MAD now, so Kunoi winds up and BLASTS his chest with a chop, sending him back a couple of steps! Shawn snaps back up, and pulls his shirt off his body and whips it into the crowd*

Shawn: COME ON YOU SONOFABITCH CHOP ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT

Kunoi: >____< !!!! >=|!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!SMAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*Kunoi winds up with a knife-edge chop across the chest, and Shawn goes down to the mat, holding his chest! The ringside cameras pick up a shot of it, and it's BLOOD RED in the shape of Kunoi's forearm!*

Bob: Oh my GOD!
Ralph: One minute in and this is ALREADY getting ugly!

*Kunoi doesn't waste too much time, as he just goes right to work on Shawn, stomping him into the corner! Shawn's sitting in the corner, and Kunoi starts choking him with his foot! He picks up Shawn and stands him in the corner! Kunoi takes his hand, spits in it, and then...*

!!!!!SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK!!!!!

*Starts just CHOPPING away at Shawn in the corner! He doesn't let up, and just keep SLAPPING away at Shawn's already red and raw chest! He doesn't stop for a FULL minute with the chops!*

Ralph: Oh my...
Bob: UGH!!

*For those of you keeping score, Kunoi chops Shawn SEVENTY-EIGHT TIMES before he starts to get tired, and starts wheezing to catch his breath! Shawn's chest is now literally BLEEDING from the chops! But Shawn sees the opportunity, and musters up the toughness to grab Kunoi and reverse positions with him!*

Shawn: RRRAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!

*And now HE starts chopping away at kunoi! But between each chop, he PUNCHES kunoi in the face! He keeps going for a good twenty seconds with punch, chop, punch, chop, punch, chop...*

Crowd: *POPS!!*

Ralph: And some revenge by Shawn here!

*Shawn then stops, and Kunoi is exhausted from his assault, and from being knocked silly by punches! Shawn then just picks kunoi up, and hoists him up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry! He then just DUMPS kunoi over the top rope, sending him spilling to the floor!*

Bob: Ohhhhh noooo...
Ralph: This isn't good! One of shawn's specialties is outside of the ring brawling!

*Shawn takes a moment to regain his composure, and to feel the blood coming off his chest! He climbs out of the ring, and grabs Kunoi by the hair! He also grabs the back of Kunoi's pants, and just throws him over the guardrail and into the crowd! Kunoi flips over, and people go scattering away! He pulls himself up and turns towards the ring...*

!!!!WHANNGGG!!!!

*And Shawn PITCHES the ring steps at him, hitting him in the head and sending Kunoi falling back, knocking over chairs! Shawn jumps the guardrail and starts heading towards Kunoi! He starts yelling at the fans, and the two closest to Kunoi pick him up! Shawn grabs a chair and folds it up, and yells to the fans again! They proceed to SHOVE Kunoi forward, straight into a HUGE chairshot from Shawn!*

Ralph: What the HELL?
Bob: Shawn's using the FANS to his advantage?!

*Kunoi is DOWN and Shawn has a smile on his face! He yells to the fans again, and another two pick up chairs! Shawn grabs up Kunoi by the hair, and whips him towards the fans, that swing for the fences with Kunoi's head! Kunoi is BLASTED, and is down among the piles of chairs again! The fans are going nuts as Shawn walks over, and motions to another fan, who hands him one of the drumsticks that was passed out before the match! Shawn breaks the thing over his knee, then goes to grab Kunoi by the hair while he's sitting, and starts DIGGING the splintered end into his forehead!*

Kunoi: X____X!!!

*Shawn holds up the bloody drumstick shard, and whips it off into the crowd! He pulls along Kunoi through the crowd, and up to the upper balcony! Fans are moving out of the way and going nuts as Shawn's dragging the bloodied Kunoi along! A fan hands shawn a beer, and shawn takes a drink from it, then just slams it into Kunoi's face! Covered in beer, Kunoi goes down to his knees! Shawn then gets up on the step above him, and picks him up into a piledriver! He then just DROPS kunoi onto his head on the concrete stairs!*

Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

Bob: Shawn with the DEVESTATING piledriver on Kunoi!
Ralph: Shawn's career ends tonight, but it looks like he's trying to take Kunoi with him!

*Shawn gets up, and grabs Kunoi again by the hair, who's bleeding even more now! He puts a foot up on the guardrail!*

Ralph: Oh no...
Bob: NO!!!

*The crowd starts EXPLODING as Shawn just takes Kunoi and TOSSES him off the balcony!*

!!!!!!BLAAAOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!

Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!

*Kunoi goes FLYING off the balcony, and crashing through the mechiandise stand below! Kunoi is BURIED under a pile of UCTF t-shirts, videos, and other merchiandise while Shawn just sits on the balcony, one leg over, smiling!*

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT!!! HO-LY SHIT!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!!

Ralph: AND I REPEAT! SHAWN IS TRYING TO END KUNOI'S CAREER ALONG WITH HIS OWN TONIGHT!
Bob: Shawn's got nothing to lose here tonight! It doesn't matter whatever Kunoi does to him, after this he's done! But it could all end for Kunoi here tonight!

*Shawn brings his leg back over, and heads down the steps to where Kunoi is! Kunoi is stirring among all the merch, but Shawn just pulls him out, and starts dragging him by the hair through the crowd and back to the ringside area! He tosses Kunoi over the guardrail, and then rolls him into the ring! Shawn then flips up the ring apron...*

Ralph: And what is this??

*Shawn pulls out two long brown boxes from under the ring! He props up one against the ring, and tears it open!*

Crowd: *POPS!!!*

Bob: X_X LIGHTTUBES!??!

*That's right, Shawn's weapon of choice has entered the fray! Shawn gathers up about ten or so lighttubes, and slides them into the ring! He climbs in himself, and picks up one as Kunoi is getting to his feet! Shawn takes the tube and swings for Kunoi's head! Kunoi ducks, and bounces off the ropes and Shawn swings again! Kunoi manages to sidestep the swing, and in the process grab the tube out of Shawn's hand! Shawn has his back turned to kunoi, disoriented! Kunoi just then puts the tube to Shawn's balls, then just KICKS a field goal with his nuts, shattering the tube!*

Shawn: AAAAAUUUGHGHFSFLKSFJLK *HITS THE MAT*

Bob: Oh that's just SICK!
Ralph: UGH!

*Shawn's down and HURTING! Kunoi, his face still bloody as hell, is now LIVID! He grabs Shawn up by the hair, and starts YELLING in his face! He picks up Shawn, dragging him over to the corner of the ring where all the lighttubes were tossed in! He hooks Shawn's arm...*

!!!!!!!!BLAAOOOOWWW!!!!!!!

Crowd: OOOOHHHHH!!!

*BRAINBUSTER onto the lighttubes, shattering them! The back of Shawn's neck and his back itself are now starting to show signs of bleeding!*

Bob: BRAINBUSTAAAHHHH!!
Ralph: onto the LIGHTTUBES! This isn't good at ALL for Shawn!

*Kunoi gets up, breathing heavily, and grabs a shard of a tube, holding it up high! He grabs Shawn up by the hair, and then just starts DIGGING the broken end into Shawn's FOREHEAD!*

Shawn: *SCREAMS OUT*

Bob: he's just CUTTING Shawn here!
Ralph: OH SHIT! LOOK OUT!

*The crowd lets out a HUGE pop as someone hops the guardrail in a grey hoodie, camo shorts, and sneakers! The person slides into the ring, and grabs Kunoi's arm, pulling it off of Shawn!*

Kunoi: O_O!!!

Bob: IT'S CHRISTINA!!! CHRISTINA IS HERE!!!!

*Shawn slides out of the ring as Christina DRILLS Kunoi with a toe kick, and hooks his arm over his throat and up on her shoulders! He's struggling, but Christina holds on! She then just DRILLS Kunoi with a Cutthroat Suplex right in the middle of the ring!*

Crowd: OOOOOOHHHH!!!!

Ralph: MARKOUT! MARKOUT! MARKOUT!!!

*Kunoi is OUT on the mat! Shawn then slides in the other brown box, and tears open the side, revealing more lighttubes! He sets it down on the mat, open side up, and yells something to Christina! She nods, and hooks Kunoi's legs into a sharpshooter position, and turns him over! She grabs his arms, and pulls him up, so he's being held chest and face over the lighttubes!*

Bob: No way... NO WAY!!

*Shawn's behind her on the apron, and springboards off the top rope!*

!!!!!!SMAAASSSHHHHH!!!!!!

Crowd: *HUGE POP!!!*

*shawn just STOMPS down on Kunoi, sending him FACE FIRST into the box of tubes! The tubes all shatter, sending glass flying EVERYWHERE!*

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT!!! HO-LY SHIT!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!!!

*Kunoi rolls over, and his face and chest are a crimson MASK of blood! Shawn gets up, and turns to Christina, who smiles at him! The two embrace in the middle of the ring to a HUGE pop from the crowd!*

Bob: KUNOI'S GOTTA BE DEAD! He's GOT to be dead after that one!
Ralph: And I guess Christina wanted to cash one last receipt before Shawn leaves!

*Christina gives his hair a rub, and slides out of the ring! She pulls out a table from under the ring, and sets it up on the outside! Shawn yells something to her, and she pulls out somehting else... a LOG CABIN made out of lighttubes and puts it on the table!*

Christina: Good luck, Shawn!
Shawn: *winks at her*

*And with that, Christina exits up the stage, as Shawn goes to pick up Kunoi, who's nearly limp from the punishment!*

Bob: Hasn't he done enough!?
Ralph: Apparently not! He promised the people a legendary match, and he's gonna give it to them!

*Shawn brings Kunoi over to the corner closest to the table with log cabin set up on it! Shawn gets up onto the top rope with kunoi, and hooks his arms, looking around!*

Ralph: Oh no... he's gonna pedigree piledrive him through those lighttubes!

*Shawn is attempting to pick up Kunoi while balancing on the top rope, but Kunoi's struggling, causing him to lose his balance! Kunoi drops back down and slides out of the move! Kunoi then just PUNCHES shawn in the face! Shawn retaliates with a punch of his own, and the two are just going back and forth with blows! Kunoi finally connects with a HUGE headbutt to Shawn's face, stunning him! Kunoi tucks down Shawn's head, and jumps forward!*

Bob: LOOK OUT!!!

!!!!!!!!BLAAAOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*Kunoi does a SUNSET FLIP over shawn, flipping him over, and BACK FIRST onto the lighttube contraption! The thing SHATTERS in all directions, and the table collapses and breaks as they both hit the floor! Shawn rolls over onto his stomach, in a LOT of pain! Disgusted cried can be heard from the crowd, as entire SHARDS of the lighttubes are STICKING OUT OF HIS BACK!*

Ralph: *DRY HEAVES*
Bob: This has GOT to stop! STOP dammit!

*Shawn's not moving now, and Kunoi's just getting up, and seeing the bloody mess he's created! And for the first time in the whole match, Kunoi SMILES! He's SMILING as he pulls up Shawn, who has lighttube pieces hanging off his back! Kunoi then RIPS one out of Shawn's back, and hits him over the head with it, breaking it and sending Shawn slumping down onto the floor again! He goes down, and pulls ANOTHER one out of Shawn's back! Shawn's back is almost ALL red now!*

Crowd: *chanting* YOU SICK FUCK!! YOU SICK FUCK!!! YOU SICK FUCK!!!!

*He goes to swing it at Shawn's head, but Shawn gets up his arm, blocking it! He delivers a quick punch to Kunoi's gut, and tries to throw him back into the ring! Kunoi resists, and comes back with a chop to Shawn's bleeding chest, causing him to double over in pain! Kunoi picks up Shawn, and then just POWERBOMBS him into the ring apron, shattering whatever tubes were left sticking out of him!*

Shawn: *coughing* x_x...

Kunoi: >=)...

*Kunoi picks up Shawn and rolls him into the ring! Shawn is just DRIPPING blood from head to toe now, and it's getting all over the mat! Shawn's nearly out on his feet, and Kunoi charges at him with a lariat! Shawn ducks under it, and they both bounce off the opposite ropes from each other! Kunoi's charging, but...*

!!!!!PSSSSHHHH!!!!!!

*Shawn's managed to grab the lighttube skateboard as he ran the ropes, and just PLASTERS Kunoi in the head with it! Glass falls all over the ring, and Kunoi hits the mat HARD! Shawn collapses against the ropes, the skateboard deck in hand! Looking frustrated, he rolls out of the ring and tosses the deck back into the ring!*

Shawn: FUCK IT! THROW 'EM IN! THROW IN THE CHAIRS!!

*Shawn grabs a nearby steel chair from a fan and throws it into the ring! Another one flys in after it, then another, then another, then ANOTHER! The ring is just being FILLED with chairs, burying Kunoi underneath it all!*

Ralph: What the hell am I WATCHING here?!
Bob: I guess Shawn's decided to OFFICIALLY make this fan participation night here in the UCTF!

*Shawn starts waving off the chairs, and they stop, but the crowd is still BUZZING! The ring is just FILLED with chairs now, and Shawn's climbing the turnbuckle! There's slight movement under the chairs, as it seems kunoi is somehow still conscious! Shawn gets on the top rope, and LEAPS off with a Somersault Senton, landing right on the moving chairs! The ENTIRE ring rocks from the landing, sending some chairs spilling out to the floor! Shawn digs under all of the chairs, and starts pulling! He pulls a limp Kunoi out from under the chairs, and covers!*

Bob: This is it! This has GOT to be it!

*The ref comes out of hiding outside the ring and makes the count on a chair!*

Ref: 1!..........2!..........*KICKOUT!* TWO!! TWO! TWOOOOOO!!!

Crowd: OOOOOHHH!!!!

*Kunoi is JUST able to kick out! SOMEHOW he's able to kick out! Shawn's thrown him off a balcony, curbstomped him into lighttubes, and now BURIED him in chairs, and Kunoi is STILL able to kick out!*

Ralph: HOW THE HELL DID HE KICK OUT!?

*Shawn, still a bloody mess, picks up Kunoi out of the mess, and hooks his arms! If hardcore won't do it, a pedigree piledriver should take out Kunoi! He lifts up Kunoi with the move, but Kunoi is able to wriggle free! Shawn drops him, and drops down to a knee in the pile of chairs! Kunoi steps back, and grabs a chair off the mat, and swings at Shawn! Shawn, too weak to dodge, just gets SMACKED in the head with it, and falls down, covering the chairs with more blood! Kunoi goes down and covers him!*

Ref: 1!......2!........

Shawn: *KICKOUT!!*

Crowd: *HUGE POP!!!*

Bob: NO! NO! SHAWN REFUSES TO GIVE IN, EVEN IN HIS FINAL MATCH!!

*Kunoi can't believe it, and angrily picks up Shawn by the hair! Shawn, however, clenches his fists, and starts DRILLING Kunoi over and over in his gut and his sides! Kunoi's stumbling back over the chair mountain in the ring from the blows, and into the corner! Shawn then starts picking up chairs and THROWING them at Kunoi! Kunoi covers up to try and block all of them, but eventually Shawn gets close enough that he just grabs Kunoi and DDT's him into the pile of chairs! Another cover!*

Crowd: *counts along* 1!!!! 2!!!!! ......TH-OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!

*Kunoi JUST BARELY kicks out again! The fans are LIVID as they thought it was over! Shawn pulls up Kunoi, and attempts one last time for the pedigree piledriver! He hooks the arms, but Kunoi musters up every last bit of strength he can, and powers Shawn over his head! Shawn lands back first on the chairs, and is in pain! Kunoi grabs him up by the hair!*

Kunoi: >=|!!!!

*Kunoi starts BLASTING Shawn in the face with knees! Blood is FLYING all over from each strike! Four, five... SIX knees to the face by Kunoi! Shawn is out on his FEET, and Kunoi hoists him up on his shoulders! He holds him up there as the crowd is buzzing! He then tosses Shawn up....*

!!!!!!!!BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*As Shawn comes down, Kunoi just BLASTS him in the face with a knee! You can see TEETH and blood flying out of Shawn's mouth, and hit hits the mat, COMPLETELY KO'ed! Kunoi collapses on the mat in a sitting position, slumped over and breathing heavily! The ref runs over to Shawn, but shawn ain't moving at ALL*

Ref: ...THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!! RING THE BELL! RING IT!!

!!!DING, DING, DING!!!!

Bob: ....
Ralph: ...no way

*the crowd starts booing HEAVILY as Kunoi pulls himself to his feet. He's covered in blood from the chest up, and he SPITS at Shawn, who's knocked out laying in the pile of chairs! The ref gets in his face, and ORDERS Kunoi out of the ring! Kunoi slips between the ropes, and barely is able to get to his feet, and starts making his way to the back!*

Ralph: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have just witnessed Shawn Shane Sheild's last match of his career, and he has lost.
Bob: And what a match it was... x_x

*Shawn is NOT MOVING, and the crowd is eerily quiet! The EMT's RUSH down to the ring, and one crouches down over Shawn, and calls to the back! As Shawn's being slowly lifted onto the stretcher, an EMT assistant runs down with a damn IV and hooks it up to Shawn's arm!*

Ralph: Oh wow... o_o
Bob: Shawn's lost so much blood, he needs an IV?? X_X

*The crowd is STILL in stunned silence as Shawn, completely assed out, is wheeled to the back as the ring crew scrambles to clean up the ring!*

WINNER: Kunoi Ishigami

Bob: Well, we have some time here as the ring crew is cleaning up the ring, and...
Ralph: Hold on Bob.... *listens to his headset* Um... I'm being told by Jeice that we have some replays of the match to show here...
Bob: Oh god... x_x

*the view switches to early in the match, and they show the ENTIRE chop sequence over! ALL SEVENTY EIGHT CHOPS from kunoi, follows by Shawn's assault of chops and punches to the face! The clip then changes to in the crowd, when Shawn shoved Kunoi off the balcony! THen to the assisted curbstomp with Christina, and the chair throwing! The view goes back to the ring, where the chairs are gone, and the ring crew is now MOPPING UP Shawn's blood off the mat!*

Ralph: This has got to be the most blood I've ever seen in a LONG time from a match where someone DIDN'T die!
Bob: That's not to say that they weren't trying.
Ralph: *listens to his headset again* I"m being told now to show the final spot...

*the shot cuts to the final shot of the match, with Kunoi dropping shawn and kneeing him in the mouth!*

Ralph: LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN!!

*the view changes to outside the ring, and you can see even MORE of Shawn's teeth flying out of his mouth!*

Ralph: DO THE MATRIX!!

*And yes, the clip shows again, and JUST as Kunoi's knee impacts Shawn's mouth, it spins around the two of them, showing blood and teeth flying!*

Bob: RALPH!
Ralph: I'm sorry, I'm following orders here. -_-

Arzie: The following match is scheduled for one fall... and it is for the ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S GRAAAAAND CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!

*The roar from the crowd is deafening, as the moment that every fan in the arena has waited for has arrived. There is no filled seat in the entire arena, as the entire UCTF capacity crowd rise to their feet in preparation for the main event of The League's biggest Pay Per View of the year...*

Nobody on the road
Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air
The summer's out of reach
Empty lake, empty streets
The sun goes down alone
I'm drivin' by your house
Though I know you're not at home

*The challenger to the biggest prize in the business slowly appears onstage to a ovation that shakes the arena to it's very foundation! With no one even coming CLOSE to defeating the most prolific Grand Champion in the league's 7 year history, the fans have put everything they can into Melvic Lillith in order to will him to victory!*

But I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on, baby
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

Arzie: Introducing... the challenger... hailing from QUAGMIRE.. Standing at six feet, two inches.. And weighing in at one hundred-ninety pounds... MELVICCCCCCCC LILLITHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Melvic climbs into the arena, slowly walking to the center of the ring in preparation of the biggest match in his entire career. There's no flare, no appealing to the fans, just Melvic Lillith. Focused. Determined. Ready.*

Bob: It has been a two year journey to this moment by Melvic Lillith.. Tonight, he and destiny will meet inside of the squared circle as he faces Xion for the UCTF Grand Championship!

*Melvic's music slowly dies down, which further heightens the already unbelievable tension throughout the UCTF Mecha Arena...*

Ralph: can you feel it Bob?
Bob: yes. It is an feeling that you can never get used to Ralph!

*Finally, after what seems like an eternity of waiting, Rammstein slowly crescendos from the sound system, causing an EXPLOSION of boos from the crowd!*

Heute treff ich einen Herrn
Der hat mich zum Fressen gern
Weiche Teile und auch harte
Stehen auf der Speisekarte

Denn du bist, was du isst
Und ihr wisst, was er frisst

EST IS MEIN TEIL!!! NEIN!!
MEIN TEIL!!! NEIN!!

Arzie: And introducing next... from Sweden, standing at 173 centimeters and weighing in at 56 kilograms... HE IS THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S GRAAAAAND CHAMPION.... XIONNNNNN THE UNBORN!!!!!!

Bob: And for maybe the final time, the Unborn Champion makes his way into the ring!
Ralph: Bob, I know you're all about building drama, but come on. NO ONE believes that Melvic stands a chance against Xion tonight! The question is, how long will Melvic last? 20 seconds? 25? 30??
Bob: The last time these two fought, Melvic was less than a second away from victory!
Ralph: XION WAS JUMPED BY FIVE MEN IN THAT MATCH! This is one on one! Yugo Ogami couldn't do it! WILLIAM CLARKE GOD REST HIS SOUL couldn't do it! What makes you think that this SNOT NOSED PUNK stands an ice cubes chance in HELL against someone who may be freaking INVINCIBLE!?!?

*The Champion surrenders the Platinum Grand Championship, then slowly walks towards the center of the squared circle. Xion stands only a mere foot away from the challenger, with no signs of nervousness at all. He's defeated the best that the UCTF has to offer! Senior Official Glen Sanchos steps between the two fighters with Grand Championship in hand..*

Sanchos: Alright guys. You know how we do in the The Crossover. Anything goes! Let's do this! RING THE BELL!!

!!DING DING DING!!

UCTF Grand Championship
Melvic Lillith vs. Xion The Unborn

Bob: The Main event is under way!
Ralph: I just started my stop watch!
Bob: Will you stop it?!?!

*Xion makes the first move at the start of the match, but it's not an attack. He slowly reaches into the breast of his jacket, brandishing the remains of a street sign that once said "Welcome to Quagmire!" Melvic eyes the singed street sign, allowing the ball of rage that has been building inside him for the last two years take control of his every being! He attacks like Grand Champion suddenly like a rabid animal, taking Xion to the ground!*

Bob: DOWN GOES XION! DOWN GOES XION!
Ralph: Why did he show melvic the sign? X_x

*The champion tosses Melvic off, but it's no sooner that he's back to his feet, that he's speared once again to the canvas! Melvic's entire ARM moves in a blur as each wild punch connects to Xion's skull! He's pushed off again, but immediately rolls backwards onto his feet in one sweet, smooth motion, before spearing the champion into the corner!*

Bob: Melvic on the attack in the opening moments of this match!

*Melvic has the champion cornered, and like Mike Tyson fighting back in his prime, The challenger unloads slow, but VERY powerful concentrated strikes to the chin and face of the champion! But unlike boxing, the referee won't step in to stop the fight!*

Bob: Melvic has been so relentless in this match up that the champion has YET to gain any offense thus far!

*Melvic grabs Xion's by the arm, and violently irish whips the champion across the ring. Xion connects with the far corner at sternum crushing velocity! Somehow, Xion manages to stay on his feet, with Melvic crouched behind him with his wings fully stretched and ready to take off! Xion staggers around, with Melvic EXPLODING from his position, right into the Empress Ring!*

Ralph: KICK TO THE FACE!!
Bob: XION COUNTERS!! MELVIC IS STILL ON HIS FEET, BUT HE'S HURT!

*The challenger staggers right into Xion's firm double choke hold grip! And for a second, to the fans viewing across the planet, it looks as if it's lights out for Melvic Lillith! Xion thrusts the challenger off his feet for the Engage Chokeslam, only to be kicked in the face!*

Bob: DROP KICK!

*The kick breaks the hold! Xion and Melvic smack the canvas simultaneously! A collective sigh of relief can be heard throughout the arena followed by a HUGE chant for Melvic! There's no doubt that this entire arena is 110% behind the challenger, the underdog!!*

Ralph: He pulled that out of his ASS
Bob: I agree. That was TOO close for Melvic's comfort!

*Back to their feet, Melvic misses the clothesline and PAYS for it! Forehand chop to the chest! Backhand chop to the chest with the same hand! Spinning elbow to the head, following a spinning chop across the neck! The final chop is so powerful, that Melvic is turned 180 degrees! Xion snatches the poor bastard by the back of the head with a FULL fist full of hair, HEAVING the challenger out of the ring through the bottom rope! Melvic hits the concrete below FACE FIRST!*

Bob: MELVIC THROWN OUT OF THE RING FACE FIRST!!!! HE MAY HAVE A CONCUSSION! ... do Angels get concussions???

*Xion grabs the challenger by the hair, and SLAMS Melvic face first into the concrete! As the fans pour more jeers into the arena, Xion adds insult to injury by grinding the angelic demon's face into the ground by his foot! It's obvious that Xion is TOTALLY confident in the outcome of this match up!*

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ralph: Boo all you like morons! That won't change the outcome!
Bob: oh God.. Look at Lillith! He's busted open!

*On his knees, Melvic watches the blood drip from his broken nose, before being picked up in a chokehold by the champion! Dazed, he's offers ZERO resistance to the champion, who drives him HEAD FIRST into the steel pole!*

Bob: Melvic was already busted open.. And that face shot to the pole isn't helping anything!!!!

*The champion is in COMPLETE control at this point, dragging Melvic back into the squared circle. Now it's time to have some fun! Using the middle and top rope, Xion ties the bloodied challenger into the ropes, leaving the poor angel open to any and every attack...*

Bob: This is not good!

*Like a shark that smells blood, Xion goes right for the wound on the challenger with open palm strikes that send a bloody mist flying through the air!*

Bob: OH GOD!!
Ralph: O_O Melvic looks good as a red head..
Bob: x_x He looks like he's had a bad hair dye job! Come on referee! GET IN THERE!!

*Each blow takes a little more out of the challenger, as more and more pints of blood pump from the open wound in his face and all over his body! Finally.. FINALLY his arms slip out of the confines of the ropes, allowing the Lillith to fall face first!*

Bob: Alright Xion! You've proved your point!
Ralph: He beat the HELL out of Melvic! Do me a favor kid, don't get up! Lay there!
Bob: I don't think he has a choice! >=|

Xion: e_e...

*The champion steps back with his arms folded and a giant grin on his face! Was THIS what he was so worried about all these months? THIS?!*

Bob: Melvic, badly busted open from being thrown out of the ring onto his face is still trying to stand up! You have to question this judgement! Stay down! Live to fight another day!

*Using the champion as leverage, Melvic attempts to pull himself to his feet... The champion, never one to ignore a man in need, helps Melvic back to his feet by the throat!*

Bob: OH NO---

*ENGAGE CHOKESLAM IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!*

Ralph: OK! THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!!
Bob: I'm afraid you're right Bob! That was one hell of a chokeslam on the already concussed skull of Melvic Lillith!! The champion is folded up like a damn accordian!!

*The fans aren't ready to throw in the towel just yet, however, as the ENTIRE arena starts up a powerful chant for Melvic Lillith! Everyone in the arena at one time, willing their downed hero to get back to his feet! Xion, perplexed, gives the fans a "You've GOT to be kidding me" expression!*

Bob: These fans are willing Melvic back to his feet... but ..but it's in vain! I love Melvic as much as the next guy, but Xion has proven that he is the superior fighter in every way in this match!
Ralph: I've been trying to tell you that since the BEGINNING!!

Crowd: MELVIC!!! MELVIC!!! MELVIC!!! MELVIC!!! MELVIC!!! MELVIC!!! MELVIC!!! MELVIC!!! MELVIC!!! MELVIC!!!

Ralph: Don't get up Melvic.. Don't do it!
Bob: x_x he's getting up..
Ralph: STAY DOWN..

Xion: heh.. You just don't learn.. Do you? e_e

*MELVIC LILLITH WILL NOT DIE! But he knows that fighting Xion straight up in a fist fight is not the smartest idea he could come up with.. And this IS the UCTF.. Suddenly, the former sword champion picks up the very sign that Xion brought to the ring, and DRIVES IT INTO XION'S STOMACH!!*

Crowd: O____O!!!

Bob and Ralph: HOLY SHIT!!

*The champion doubles over in pain after being IMPALED with the sheet metal sign! He never saw it coming! A second wind hits the challenger, as he literally flies to the top rope!*

Bob: Suddenly Melvic is in control and is on top!! What is he— N..NO!!

*Melvic Leaps off, nailing a DOUBLE stomp to the back of the champion, which drives the sign THROUGH the other side of Xion's back!!!*

Bob: *DRY HEAVES!!*
Ralph: O_O...

Xion: ARRRGHHH!! YOU SON OF A BITCH !! X_X ARRRGHHH!!

*Melvic rolls out of the ring and begins digging under the ring apron's skirt! What he comes out with is none other than his best friend in the whole wide world... AZARA!*

Bob: MELVIC STASHED HIS SWORD!! MELVIC STASHED HIS SWORD!!
Ralph: IS THIS FAIR?!!?
Bob: THIS IS THE UCTF!!!

Melvic: .... >=)...................

*He FLARES UP the sword to three feet, and with a single swing, DEMOLISHES the ropes and entire right side of the squared circle!*

Bob: This has just become a sword match, whether Xion likes it or not!
Ralph: I don't even think Xion KNOWS about it. The son of a bitch is strying to pull the street sign out of his back!

*Melvic swings his blade in the form of a cross, sending a flaming ki attack right into the injured Grand Champion that connects head on! Xion is blown back first into the corner, sending the sign BACK through the front of his chest!*

Crowd: UGH X_X

*With a SPLIT second before decapitation, Xion transforms into the Unborn Beast, while blocking the head hunting sword attack with his armblades! It's a split second decision that saves the bastards life!*

Ralph: HERE we go! That's what Melvic needed to do, get that beast to come out! That's the only way to wear Xion down! O_o.. Am I going for Melvic? GO XION!!
Bob: The Unborn Beast is managing to keep up with Melvic's sword strikes move for move, but how long will that last?! The Grand Champion has suddenly become the underdog!
Ralph: Bob.. That unborn thing is NEVER the under dog e_e

*Xion lashes out three kicks to the midsection, followed by a bladed roundhouse to the face! All blocked by Melvic, who manages to parry away a backflipping double kick! Halfway through the parry, Melvic's sword flares an additional foot as the former sword champion NAILS Xion in the chest atleast a dozen times, sending the champion reeling backwards, open to a HUGE downward strike that ignites a PILLAR of fire through the center of the ring! And straight up through the arena!*

Bob: THE FLAME SWORD FINISH!
Ralph: ...

*When the smoke clears, the ring reveals a gaping hole with no Champion in sight!*

Everyone: O_O

Bob: o_o THERE'S NOT A CHANCE IN HELL THAT WORKED!
Ralph: YOU ARE AGAINST MELVIC!
Bob: I'M JUST SURPRISED ALRIGHT! AMAZING NEW GR--

*An armblade comes from the hole, impaling the would be champion through the gut! This is NOT over by a long shot!*

Everyone: O_O!!!!

Bob: ARMBLADE TO THE MIDSECTION!

*The unborn climbs out of the hole with Melvic impaled like a shishkabob!!! He draws back, releasing the impale, a split second before NAILING the challenger with an armbladed uppercut to the chain!*

Bob: MELVIC IS UP!!
Ralph: IT'S OV--

*And the unconcious challenger lands RIGHT on Xion's backblades, which repeatidly slash and impale him throughout his body! The poor victims of Xion know this move as the 13TH VOLUME OFFERING TO THE VOID! Melvic himself has met this unfortunate fate before!*

Bob: THE THIRTEENTH OFFERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

*Melvic slips off of the champions back, as Xion returns to his natural state. He lands on the remains of the ring in a pool of blood and holes in his blood soaked wings. The life has been sucked right out of the UCTF Mecha Arena. Xion stands up, eyeing the silent fans who have already lost one of their favorites tonight in a brutal battle, and gives them a grin..*

Xion: Where is your vigor now? ^_^ Go ahead! Will Melvic up again! Cheer him to another astounding come back!! Don't let him down now!

Fans: ;_;!!!!!!!!

Glen: 1.............. 2..............

Bob: Why waste your time Glen. Just call for the bell!
Ralph: yeah x_x

Glen: 3........4.....

*There is ZERO movement from Melvic! Glen doesn't see any bother in continuing...*

Glen: ... Ring the B–
Xion: No. e_e
Glen: o_o
Xion: Finish the ten count. >=|
Glen: XION, THE MAN'S NOT MOVING! HE'S FINISHED. WHY EMBARRAS H--
Xion: FINISH THE TEN COUNT.
Glen: e_e.

Bob: WHAT IS THE POINT?!
Ralph: He wants to RIDICULE Melvic in front of all of these people! That's the point!

Glen: ...5..... 6...... 7........

*At the count of seven... Melvic begins to move on the canvas! This is a surprise to EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY The UCTF Grand Champion!*

Bob and Ralph: o_o..

Glen: 8.........

*Melvic's ENTIRE body is shaking! The son of a bitch climbs to his knees!*

Glen: 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The EXHAUSTED Xion begins another attack on Lillith, kicking and stomping the challenger, who.. After going through concrete, chokeslammings, armblade impalings.. Ignores the pain of the kicks, and DRIVES Azara into the balls of The Unborn Grand Champion!!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!

Xion: sdlfkasdf;laksd;DLKFASJDFL;AKSJDF!!!

*Melvic's back to his feet, SONIC SLAM into the turnbuckle!!*

Bob: HOW IS HE STILL FIGHTING!??!?!

*Xion's down, but Melvic knows that the sonic slam isn't enough.. He has to do something more graphic.. More violent! Something that will be IMPOSSIBLE to get up from.. But..what??*

Melvic: ... .....e_e...

*Melvic looks up and sees the ceiling.. The DIAMOND LACED ceiling that can't be penetrated, even by MECHAS. Lillith tosses Xion over his shoulder, and TAKES OFF, ascending STRAIGHT UP!*

Bob: ..n..n..
Ralph: o_o he's not going .. To..

*SONIC SLAM INTO THE CEILING!! Melvic lets Xion's corpse return to the earth, before SONIC SLAMMING HIM TO THE MAT BELOW!*

Ralph: HOLY--

*MELVIC IS BACK TO HIS FEET! HE can feel it, The fans can feel it! He knows that this is his only chance! He begins gathering all of his energy together into one final attack! An aura of Ki surrounding his body radically changes colors as his level of ki intensifies!*

Bob: THE ENTIRE ARENA IS ON THEIR FEET!!! THIS COULD BE IT! THE TITLE CAN CHANGE HANDS RIGHT NOW!!

*With two fists of glowing green ki, Melvic clasps his fist together! This is literally IT. Everything he can possibly muster is in his clenched fists! Xion, the champion that ended Lo-Ruhamah's nine month reign as World Champion... The man that won the Strong Man Championship.. The man that ended the career of William Clarke and Yugo Ogami.. The man who survived the electrified cage against five other opponents, instinctively stands back to his feet, but has no fight left inside of him.. He can only stand and watch as Melvic lunges out of the corner, STEAMROLLING the Grand Champion in the heart with a Ki-Filled Polish Hammer!*

!!!KATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOMMMM!!!

*At the last possible second, Xion attempts to block the attack with his left arm which suffers the ULTIMATE FATE. Melvic's heavenly ki power DISINTEGRATES the champion's arm into dust!!*

Fans: O_O!!!

Bob: O_O
Ralph: O_O

Jeice: ...oh. Shit. O_O

*Mel Gibson scale blood shoots from the open wound that USED to be the champions shoulder and arm as the Champion hits the canvas like a fallen tree! Melvic Collapses on top of Xion as the referee makes the count!*

Ref: 1.......... 2.......... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!

Bob: DLKFAJSDLFKAJSDFL!! AMAZING!!! NEW UCTF GRAND CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arzie: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH.. AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING'S GRAAAAAAAND CHAMPION.... MELVICCCCCCCCC LILLITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*"Boys of Summer" by the Atari's kicks up as the entire ARENA fills with confetti and streamers. STREAMERS RULE. Unfortunately, the NEW Champion doesn't even know what TIME ZONE he's in, regardless that he's the champion!*

Winner and NEW UCTF Grand Champion: Melvic Lillith

Ralph: ..imrich..
Bob: what?
Ralph: imrich.
Bob: What???
Ralph: I was like... you know.. What the hell. I have some money to burn. I got my christmas bonus from the UCTF.. Lemme put a thousand on this match. Ten to one on melvic... o_o I .. I ...
Bob: ..
Ralph: I'M FUCKING RICH!!!!!!!!!!1 LLMFALLFMAOLMFAOLMFAOMLFAOLMFAROTHFORLFLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOAFLMFAOFLMAFO I GOTTA GO!!
Bob: But the show's not ov—
Ralph: FUCK YOU I'M OUT! PEACE.
Bob: ...................

Xion: ...me...l..vic... wh..what you took from me... I can get back... but you'll never be able to reclaim.. what...I took from you... e_e
Melvic: ...

*Melvic hears the words from Xion before he passes out from loss of blood. He thinks about it... was this all for the punishment of a sinner.. Or was it just for the 25lbs of platinum that now rests in his lap.. Never the les.. He is now on top of the mountain in the Ultimate Crossover Tournament Fighting League. The target is now on HIS back! The building gets one last shot of the NEW Grand Champion holding the platinum title above his head, before the scene fades out to the leveled UCTF Arena... Standing in front of the camera is known other than former Ring Girl and backstage interviewer... Sue Tellarusso.*

Sue Tellarusso: Ladies and Gentlemen.. I am standing here next to the UCTF Arena, which is set to come down in just a few moments! This building has housed some of the greatest matches that has ever been seen in the professional fighting circuit. Rott vs. Sanosuke Sagara... Guyver vs. Devilman. Multiple Rumble matches... Miko Mido vs. Dayvid Nite in a best of seven!

*Back at the UCTF Mecha Arena.*

Xiu: you're not going to watch?
Jeice: I can't watch something like this, Xiu. I've made a living for almost ten years in that place. *sighs*

*Jeice sits down and puts in a tape into the VCR deck.*

Jeice: but I do want to watch the building's last moments... one more time before it's over.

*The video feed starts back up.. It's the final moments of the Xanthius battle where Vegeta and William synch up to perform a final attack against the enraged demon.*

William: VEGETA! I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN HOLD HIM.. BUT I DO KNOW THIS.. THERE'S ONLY ONE ATTACK LEFT THAT WILL STOP HIM. I'M SORRY I HAVE TO ASK YOU THIS.. BUT...

Vegeta: .. I know.

William: I'LL SYNCH WITH YOU VEGETA.. EVERYTHING YOU PUT OUT I'LL MATCH. WE'LL GO IN A BLAZE OF GLORY!

Jubilee: WILLIAM! NO!

William: JUBILEE.. IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY. I HAVE TO GO DOWN HERE AND NOW. ANGELO. TAKE CARE OF HER. DYLAN, I'LL CATCH YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE BRO. VEGETA! NOW!!

*The president LEAPS into the air, grabbing William around the waste! Now he begins charging up his most LETHAL attack in his arsenal.. The SHOUGEKIHA!*

Xanthius: WILLIAM YOU IDIOT! THIS IS GOING TO KILL US BOTH!

William: my soul is prepared for what's next Xanthius.. Heh... HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*With a final VIOLENT flash... it's over. Not only are the president and William no where to be found.. But the portal to the other world is closed, with Yuki Kogarashi laying in the center of the ring, unconscious...*

Jeice: ...what..the ..hell?
Xiu: O_o what?
Jeice: Rewind it.
Xiu: Uhh.. Jeice, now's not the time to be going on your famous LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN rants!
Jeice: REWIND THE DAMN VIDEO!
Xiu: alright alright! O_o *grumbles*

*Meanwhile, back at the Arena*

Sue: –And that's when the president decided that if this building would be going down.. Then it would be going down in style! Introducing the human... err.. Robot wrecking machine.. THE DEVASTATOR!!!!!

*That's right Mixmaster, Scrapper, Bonecrusher, Hook, Scavenger, and Long Haul, aka known as the constructocons, A.K.A. THE DEVASTATOR is here, to do what they do best.. DESTROY SHIT. This time, the poor victim is the jewel of the UCTF.. The Arena!*

Devastator: hey babe. e_e

Sue: Devastator, do you have any words before you finish off the building?

Devastator: yeah, VIVA LA LARIAT COLA!!

Sue: *FACEFAULT* I should have known x_x. Ok everyone, back up! Here we go!

Devastator: ALRIGHT, LET'S DO THIS!

*Back at the Mecha Arena, Jeice is watching the video for the TENTH time!*

*With a final VIOLENT flash... it's over. Not only are the president and William no where to be found.. But the portal to the other world is closed, with Yuki Kogarashi laying in the center of the ring, unconscious...*

Jeice: I'M SUCH A FUCKING MORON! HOW COULD I NOT HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE?!!?!?!?
Xiu: what???
Jeice: ...When Vegeta performs his shougeki-ha... his entire body turns to ash.
Xiu: ...
Jeice: ...

*JEICE EXPLODES through the window of his office, and through the Anime City night sky.. He's heading STRAIGHT towards the UCTF Arena in an orange blur!!*

Sue: hey! Here comes the rpesident right now!
Devastator: He must be coming to make sure I do the job right. e_e LET'S GIVE HIM A SH--

*Jeice: NAILS the giant sized transformer in the face, sending him into SIX pieces, and flying several hundred miles away into the pacific ocean!*

Jeice: >=|!!!!! *HUFFING AND PUFFING*

Sue: O_O!!! SIR! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!

Jeice: this building.. Is not coming down. e_e.

Sue: ...O_o

*Jeice turns and looks at Sue, more serious than he's EVER been before in his life*

Jeice: William.. And Vegeta.. Are alive. e_e.

End.