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Bob: Good evening everyone, this is Bobby Hinden.
Ralph: And I'm Ralph Gerrad.
Bob: Welcome to the UCTF's very first event of the new millinenium, UCTF: Y2K!
Ralph: We got a Dustmaster Title match and a new Swordfighting championship belt on the line!
Bob: Also, a triple main event, the Swordfighting Finals, a special stable match: Black Paladins vs Wild Ambition in a special one-night only fight, as well as an anticipated bout between Vegeta and Kakarott!
Ralph: ...
Bob: Also, before we begin tonights activities, we would like to inform the fans who might not know yet..... former fighter Kaede who was scheduled to appear tonight with Wild Ambition.... was killed a few days ago...*sighs*
Ralph: It's a damn shame. *shakes his head* From what we heard, it was his own fiance, Athena that did it...
Bob: Bad things happen, you know? But now, we got a job  to do. And without further adieu, let the battles begin...
Ralph: 1st Round of the Swordfighting tourney coming up!

Bob: Our first match of the evening is one of the first round matches for the new UCTF Swordfighting Championship!
Ralph: Musashi vs. Sephiroth!

*"What's Up Guys" plays over the PA, Musashi walks down to the ring. He draws his two swords and climbs in,
not bothering with his usual introduction. "Requiem of the Gods" plays next. Sephiroth walks out next, with his
Masamune*

Ralph: Man, Seph looks mean!
Bob: At our last event, it seems Zack and Seph ended their rivalry after Zack successfully defeat Sephiroth in a 6 man elmination match!
Ralph: It was a great match! Now we'll see if Seph can rebound and beat Musashi!

!DING DING!

*Seph lashes out at Musashi with his Musamune, Musashi blocks with Lumina then slashes Seph with his Fusion
blade*

Ralph: Aren't there some rules here?
Bob: Since its for the sword fighting belt, the rules are blades only, winner by KO!
Ralph: Mmhhmm!

*Sephiroth slashes sideways, knocking Musashi's Fusion sword out of his hand!*

*Musashi holds his Lumina with both hands, fending off Sephiroth's slashes. Musashi does a hard, but slow stab,
Sephiroth parries it, then slashes upwards, cutting Musashi's chest!*

Bob: Uhoh, Musashi's been busted open!
Ralph: He better throw in the towel!

*Musashi still stands. He swings sideways, Sephiroth hops over the slash, then cuts him in the shoulder! Musashi
finally nails him back with a heavy slash!*

Ralph: He has to be as quick as Seph!
Bob: Or else Musashi can't win this!

*Seph knocks Musashi in the head with the handle of his sword, busting his head open!*

Ralph: He's bleeding again! ugh!!

*Musashi tries to use his healing spell, but Seph does a tri-slash type move, knocking Musashi against the ropes!
Sephiroth comes in with a rushing sideways slash, Musashi rolls under it, then stabs behind him, hitting Sephiroth
in the back! Sephiroth staggers foward into the ropes! Musashi yells out and charges at Sephiroth, swword ready
for the finishing blow!*

Bob: Musashi looks like hes gonna end it here!!

*Sephiroth pulls down the rope, and Musashi sails over the side of the ring! He falls to the ground with a crash!*

Ralph: LOL!!!
Bob: Now the ref is chastizing Sephiroth for that move!

*Sephiroth has his back turned, as he argues with the referee!*

Ralph: Uhoh!

*Musashi runs back in the ring, his Lumina sword in one hand, Fusion in the other!*

Bob: Looks like he found his weapon!

*Musashi dashes at Sephiroth, then uses a powerful multihitting slash technique!*

Ralph: isnt that against the rules?!
Bob: Blades only, oh man! Seph didnt see it coming!

*Sephiroth falls out of the ring. The ref calls for the bell, then raises Musashi's hand!*

Bob: Musashi's going to the next round! He'll meet the winner of the Cedrik/Edward match up!
Ralph: I never saw this coming! Sephiroth had his chance!

!DING DING!

*With that, Musashi leaves, victorious*

Bob: On to the next round!
Ralph: Now we got a grudge match!
Bob: Yup! Here we go!

Winner: Musashi

*"ENomine Vater Unser" plays as Cedrik walks out, a snug look on his face*

Bob: Cedrik is doing fairly well in the UCTF! Now he's fighting for the Swordsman Championship!
Ralph: WHere's his sword?

*Cedrik climbs into the ring, then produces a sword from nowhere*

Ralph: magician. heh.

*"Trust" starts up as Edward Tachibana comes out, his sword ready! He charges down to the ring and starts hacking away at Cedrik!*

Bob: Edward seems to really want this title! Being the younger brother of Ukyo Tachibana, legendary swordsman!
Ralph: So he says! What japanese mom would name her kid, EDWARD?!

*Cedrik blocks the sloppy strikes, then nails Edward with a few quick slashes! Edward gets pissed and slashes the
hell out of Cedrik!*

Bob: A powerful strike! Cedrik better be careful!

*Cedrik stumbles back, bleeding from the chest! Edward slashes again, Cedrik parries, slashes him down to the
mat! He goes for a finishing blow, Edward moves out of the way in time! Cedrik tries to kick him in the face,
Edward dodges. The ref begins arguing, but waves it off. Cedrik jabs with his sword, Edward gets it in the
shoulder! Cedrick smacks Edward with the sword handle, then dodges a weak slash!*

Ralph: Edward has just about NO offense!

*Cedrik is now totally dominating Edward, blocking and parrying every single slash! Cedrik is just about to KO
him when the lights go dark!*

Bob:Huh?!
Ralph: Hey!

*Loud coughing can be heard through the arena!*

Ralph: O_o

*The lights come back up as japanese music starts playing. Out from the entrance comes UKYO TACHIBANA!*

Bob: O_O! OH MY GOD! ITS UKYO!
Ralph: Edward's big brother! So he says!

*Ukyo calmly stands by the side of the ring, coughing into his fist occasionally*

Edward: Brother!!! You came to see my victory!!
Ukyo: .....

*Cedrik hits Edward in the back with his sword! Edward turns around with a slash of his own! Cedrik blocks it
then hits him hard! The force of the impact turns him around all the way around!*

Edward: I will win!
Ukyo: ....

*Finally Edward nails Cedrick with a slash hard enough to make him back off. Cedrik climbs out of the ring and
comes face to face with Ukyo.*

BOb: What is he doing?! He has a match!!
Edward: Big brother...whats wrong?
Ukyo: ..*cough*..

*Cedrik's hand comes from behind and hauls Edward back into the ring*

Ukyo: *cough*

*Cedrik stabs Edward in the side, then does a triple slash! Edward falls down, hurt and OUT!*

!DING DING!

Ralph: He won!
Bob: Cedrik vs Musashi coming up soon! Don't miss it!!!

*Cedrik leaves the ring and is gone. Edward gets up groggily and makes his way to where Ukyo is. Edward puts a
hand on his shoulder, but Ukyo slaps it away, leaps into the air, unsheathes his sword, Sparrow Slash!!!! Edward is
sent flying back into the ring! Ukyo lands, resheathing his sword.*

Edward: X_X

*Ukyo coughs again, then leaves, a look of disgust on his face. He disappears into the crowd..*

Ralph: That was WEIRD!!
Bob: Well, Cedrik gets the win! The tourney continues!

Winner: Cedrik

*”What About” starts up as Lady Kayura comes out with her starlight swords in each hand*

Bob: It’s time for the third first round match! Lady Kayura and Zack are about to go head to head!
Ralph: God she’s so hot.
Bob: Ralph! do your job!
Ralph: I am! I’m commenting on how damn hot she is!
Bob: *sighs*

*Zack comes out next to his theme song. He gets a well reaction from the crowd as he steps in*

(Ding Ding Ding!)

Ralph: who do you think its gonna win?
Bob: I have no idea!

*Kayura attacks aggressively, almost taking down Zack with a fierce slash! Zack blocks with his buster sword, but
Kayura swings the second sword and knocks the buster out of Zack’s hand!*

Ralph: uh oh! Zack has been disarmed!
Bob: Zack is in a bad way now!

*He tries to dive for it, but she throws her Jittes, and pin Zack to the ground!*

Bob: ack!

*She jumps on top of him and punches him relently in the face!*

Ralph: OUCH!!!

*She gets up, pulling the swords from out of the mat.... Zack gets up, wobbing a little and runs into a powerful
lariat by Kayura! She covers him and pins!*

1.....2......3!!!

Bob: it’s over!
Ralph: already?!

Kayura: I WIN I WIN!!!

*She jumps up and down before leaving the ring*

Ralph: O_o well... Kayura advances... does she seem different to you Bob?
Bob: I can never tell

Winner: Kayura

*Kakarott is in the cafeteria, eating up EVERYTHING in preparation for his match against Vegeta as Sir Scott’s
theme song starts playing*

Ralph: Kakarott and Vegeta tonight! woohoo! this is going to be great!
Bob: damn right... and here comes Sir Scott! The last match of the first round is coming up

*Scott gets zero response from the crowd... and just then..  Break the Wall Down starts!!!........ then stops...*

Bob: O_o... uh huh... ok
Ralph: what?
Bob: I have just been informed by World Wrestling Federation Inc, that by using Break the Walls down, that we
are infringing apon their product.
Ralph: ~_~
Bob: futhermore, if we use Break the Wall Down one more time, we will be sued!
Ralph: oh well!

*Ryu comes walking out... wondering where his theme song is, but makes his way down to the ring anyway*

Bob: it’s kinda funny how Silencer and the Brood broke up, but the brood are still fighting amongst each other.
Ralph: heh, well, they’re gonna have to tonight... this is for the sword fighters title man!

*Ryu and Sir Scott bow before each other as the bell rings*

Ralph: a show of respect from the two competitors here tonight.. something we haven’t seen in a while!

*The circle around the ring, sizing each other up before Kaisa strikes! He comes forward, swing his sword down
on his opponent. Sir Scott blocks and kicks Kaisa in the stomach! He backs away, as Sir Scott spins around, bring
the sword with him, Kaisa ducks and sweeps Scott off of his feet! Scott lands on his back and rolls out of the way,
avoiding another slash!*

Ralph: damn. this is pretty good....
Bob: suprising ne?

*Scott bounces off of the ropes and attempts to leap over Ryu Kaisa, but gets caught! Ryu slams him back down to
the mat and covers him!*

1......2......3!

Bob: well.. it’s over.
Ralph: :\ I spoke too soon! Ryu advances!
Bob: Cedrik vs. Musashi! Ryu Kaisa vs. Lady Kayura! They’ve made it to the next round! who will be going to the
finals?!

*Vegeta is shown walking around.... fitting on his long white gloves as Zack’s theme song begins playing*

Ralph: you see Vegeta getting ready for his big come back match later on tonight!
Bob: that’s right! But right now, it’s time for the three way dance!

*Zack walks out again for the second time tonight and makes his way down to the ring*

Ralph: I hope a dust master will be crowned tonight.. I’m tired of this!
Bob: so am I! Zack’s has already been defeated once tonight.. I think he’s going to pull out all of the stops for this
one!
Ralph: I don’t know... this match has no weapons in it.. and Zack is only an expert swordsman
Bob: True...

*Next, Danny Colman walks out, looking more determined than usual. He gets in the ring and doesn’t take his
eyes off of his opponent.*

Ralph: :|

*Finally... Nevox’s music begins playing as he walks out next!*

Bob: well, let’s see if we can get a winner this time!
Ralph: I really hope so..

(DING!)

*The three begin to circle each other, and Danny charges in! Zack jumps out of the way and Nevox gets nailed
with a spear right into the mat! Zack grabs Danny by the hair and pulls him off!*

Ralph: O_o!?!?

*Zack kicks him right in the sack!*

OOOOH!!

*He releases the hold and Danny catches him in the side of the head with a spin kick! Nevox is back up and he gets
hit with a kick!! He falls into the corner, this his head resting on the first turnbuckle! Danny looks at him as the
crowd stands on their feet!*

Bob: Damn! Danny’s on fire!
Ralph: LOL! He’s about to go for the bronco buster?!

*Danny does a crotch chop than takes off! He jumps up, but Zack comes off the ropes and clotheslines Danny in
mid air!*

Ralph: YEAH!!!
Bob: what a lariat by Zack!

*Nevox pulls himself back up, and jumps on Zack’s back with a sleeper hold! Zack falls to one knee and
snapmares him to the mat!*

Ralph: heh... Nevox ain’t doing to well in there is he!?
Bob: not at the moment Ralph

*Zack picks up Nevox and now he has the sleeper applied to him, Danny is back on his feet and climbs to the top
rope.*

Ralph: uh oh! what’s this?

*Danny jumps off the top rope and now he has a sleeper hold on Zack!*

Bob: O_o! a double sleeper hold!!

*Nevox falls back, and they all hit the ground!*

Ralph: smart move by Nevox... O_o that’s weird.

*Nevox crawls on top of Zack and tries to get the pin*

1...Kickout!

*Zack kicks out after one and slaps Nevox across the face! Danny begins pulling himself up with the ropes as Zack
clotheslines Nevox over the top rope, but he lands on the apron. He gets back up as Danny propels himself over the top rope and drop kicks Nevox to the floor! Zack hits Danny in the stomach with a knee and he flies off of the
apron into the steel barrier!*

Bob: whoa!
Ralph: now you know that’s gonna leave a mark Bob!
Bob: Damn right!

*Zack, still exhausted from his last match stays in the ring as the ref begins his ten count. Danny and Nevox are
back on their feet on the outside, Nevox attacks, but Danny dodges out of the way! He trips Nevox and it sends him into the steel steps!*

Ralph: Good God! Nevox’s forehead just got rammed into the edge of those steps! He’s out!
Bob: No, he’s still barely up, but his forehead is sliced!

*Danny crawls into the ring, where Zack puts the boots to him, breaking the count. Nevox gets in and they both
begin to stomp away at Danny Colman! They pick him up and throw him into the ropes! As they both bend down,
they try to pick Danny up for a back body drop, Danny clenches onto both of their heads and falls backwards!
Double DDT on Zack and Nevox!*

Ralph: Oh my! Double DDT!!!
Bob: Nevox is not moving! Those two devestating bumps to the head back to back must have had their affect on
him! He’s out!!

*Danny crawls on top of Nevox!*

1.....2.......

*Zack falls ontop of Danny and breaks the count!*

Ralph: We almost had a new champion right there!! I can’t believe it!!

*Zack and Danny stands up! Zack swings, but Danny ducks under it!!*

Danny: SHORYU REPPA!

*Danny connects with three uppercuts to Zack sending him out of the ring!! all of the skateboarding punks in the
arena stand to their feet as Danny covers an unconscious and bloody Nevox!!*

1......2.......3!!!!!!!!

Ralph: no way!
Bob: AMAZING! NEW DUSTMASTER CHAMPION!!!

*The time keeper brings the new champion his title and hands it to Danny... he stands on the second turnbuckle
and raises his new found gold in the air as his girlfriend Ayane comes down to the ring! They hug and the new
champion leaves the ring!*

Winner: Danny Colman

*The EMTs are checking on Nevox as Zack walks away*

Ralph: I can’t believe that chump is the new dustmaster.
Bob: well, it could be worse.. it could have been Tatewaki Kunou
Ralph: LOL!

*As Danny and Ayane get to the top, a  hooded fan jumps over the barrier and blindsides the new champ with a
clothesline! Ayane swings, but the fan jumps out of the way and he’s off through the crowd, being persuade by the
cops!*

Ralph: umm..O_o ok...

*”Breathe” begins to play, as everyone checks out the curtain. Jeice makes his way out with carrying a big sack. He throws it into the ring as the fans tell him exactly how they feel about him with a chorus of boos!*

Ralph: what in the hell is he doing here?! I bet this is gonna be funny!
Bob: :| I bet he has dead pokemon in that bag.

Jeice: First off I would like to apologize to the hundreds of thousands of Jeice fans around the world... things came
up and I wasn’t able to defend my coveted belt, the belt that I have made famous here in the uctf...

BOOOOOOO!!!!

Bob: fans?

Jeice: thank you.. thank you... Being that it’s the Holiday Season.. we’ve just reached the new millenium... I am
feeling quite festive tonight.. I am going to do something that no one else has ever done before here in the UCTF...
I would like to call someone out from the crowd... Who wants to come up here?!

*All of the fans in attendance begin jumping up and down.. Jeice sees a kid in the audience and points at him*

Jeice: how about you kid? come on up here.

Bob: I don’t like this..
Ralph: just keep watching Bob!

*The security guards help the kid get over the barrier, he gets into the ring and looks across at Jeice*

Jeice: :| so.. what’s your name kid?

kid: my name is arthur!

Jeice: Arthur eh... so, do you come to UCTF events often, or is this your first time?

Arthur: this is my first time! ^_^! I had to come atleast once, and this was the best time! The millenium show! :(
but I had to sell everything just to get a ticket...

Crowd: ahh!!!

Bob: that’s terrible!

Arthur: it’s ok, as long as I got to see atleast one of the Team Ginyu members!

Ralph: He’s a team ginyu fan?!
Bob: I guess everyone is entitled to their own opinion...

Jeice: oh, you’re a Team Ginyu fan eh?

Arthur: yeah!!

Jeice: well then, in that case.. here’s what I’ll do for you... *pulls out a basketball* Since I’m in a generous mood...
I’m going to make this offer to you.. here’s a basketball. If you are able to dribble it 20 times, I will not only pay
for your ticket, but I will give you one hundred grand right out of my pocket!

Ralph: 100 grand?!?!
Bob: O_O wow!

*Jeice hands the ball to the kid*

Ralph: I know this kid is nervous!

*The kid starts bouncing the ball and the crowd is behind him!*

1...... 2...... 3...... 4......

Ralph: I can’t look!!
Bob: Commentate damnit!

5..... 6.... 7..... whoa!!

*He almost loses control of the ball but gets it back, the crowd shows a sign of relief!*

8... 9.... 10......!!

Ralph: he’s half way there!!
Bob: He’s going to be rich Ralph!

11...... 12......!! 13... 14... 15!!!

Bob: Five more to go!!!

16.... 17..... 18.... 19!!!! 2...

*Jeice kicks the ball from under the kid and it sails into the crowd!!!!!!*

Bob: WHAT IN THE HELL?!

Jeice: whoops! Looks like you didn’t make it! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RING NOW!

*the kid starts crying! Jeice puts his foot on the kid’s ass and pushes him out of the ring face first! The fans begin
throwing trash into the damn ring!*

Jeice: LOLLOL!!!!

*Jeice jumps out of the ring with both middle fingers raised to the crowd!*

Bob: what kind of human is he?!!?

*After Jeice leaves, the camera pans through the fans and stops on two men sitting in crowd for a few seconds*

??? & ????: :o|

Ralph: What was that?
Bob: What was what?
Ralph: I coulda sworn I saw.....

Bob: Now its time for some Round 2 matches! We got Musashi and Cedrik!

*"ENomine Vater Unser" plays once more as Cedrik makes his way out to the ring.*

Ralph: that song is freaky o_O

*Cedrik waits in the ring. "What's Up Guys?" is heard over the PA. Musashi comes running from the back, both swords held over his head!*

Bob: Both these guys won their matches in the first round, one of them is going to the finals!

*Musashi slides into the ring, hacking away at Cedrik who calmly returns the slashes with his single blade.
MUsashi tries his crosswise cut, Cedrik parries, counters with an Uppercut Slasher! Musashi stabs with
Fusion, then cuts sideways with Lumina! Cedrik is knocked into the ropes! He bounces off with a rushing stab!
Musashi sidesteps!*

Bob: These two seem evenly matched!

*Cedrik is struck in the side, Musashi then clocks him in the back of the head with Lumina's handle! Cedrik
stumbles foward, over the ropes. Musashi leaps over, swords extended for a killer blow! Cedrik dodges out
of the way, Musashi's fusion blade embeds itself in the railing seperating the crowd from the ring. Cedrik stumbles
away, as Musashi jaws with a fan.*

Ralph: Musashi better turn around if he knows what's good for him!

*Musashi turns around to duck a slash that nearly takes the head off of the fan!*

Fan: Hey you fucking dipshit!

Cedrik: >:(

*Musashi cuts Cedrik in the side, then knocks him away with a sword handle smash to the jaw! Cedrik returns
with several spinning slashes, then a straight stab to the shoulder!*

Bob: Great move!

*Cedrik continues, slashing and jabbing quickly, almost too fast for Musashi to handle! Musashi's Fusion gets
knocked out of his hand! Musashi uses both hands to handle Lumina as he is being forced back. Musashi throws
himself down, avoiding a slash aimed for his head! All of a sudden, Cedrik's boot comes up, smacking him in the
jaw!*

Ralph: Hey!
Bob: THe ref didn't see!

*Cedrik does an Uppercut slash, dizzying Musashi! Cedrik stabs him in the side, cuts him across the chest, then
finishes with several spinning slashes! Musashi tries to block, but Cedrik's sword cuts into his arm, then Musashi
drops Lumina! Cedrik blows him away with a powerful slash, Musashi slumps down into the corner.*

Ref: Ring the bell!

!DING DING!

*The ref goes and raises Cedrik's hand.*

Bob: We have a winner!
Ralph: Man, Musashi is hurt bad!
Bob: That was a good match, now Cedrik is headed to the finals!
Ralph: I can't wait to see who wins it!

Winner: Cedrik

Bob: well, you don’t have to wait long Ralph! because here they come now!
Ralph: Yup, I bet Ryu’s on a high horse after winning against Sir Scott.. and Kayura’s going to knock his ass off.

*Ryu comes down the ailse again, with a smug look on his face and gets in.. he awaits Kayura, as her theme song
once again plays through the arena!*

Bob: here she comes!

*Kayura makes her way down to the ring swiftly and gets in, Ryu grabs a microphone quickly*

Ryu: Hey! She has two swords! That’s not fair!!
Kayura: :|
Ryu: make her put one of her swords down!!!

*The ref sighs and tells Kayura to put down one of the swords*

Bob: what a baby!
Ralph: hey! you would have done the same thing!

(DING!)

*Kayura throws down one of her swords and immediately attacks Kaisa with a full force attack! Kaisa falls
backwards, trying to hold of the aggressive warrior! He rolls backwards and hits the corner. Kayura tries to run
him through with her jitte, but Kaisa jumps out of the ropes!*

Ralph: UGH! HE WAS DEAD!
Bob: what a narrow escape by Kaisa!

*Kaisa tries to catch a fresh breath of air, but Kayura keeps on his ass! She leaps over the top rope, clearing them
completely! She swings and misses as Ryu runs towards the steps! She launches her Jitte, he jumps out of the way
and it flies into the steps, sticking in them! Ryu turns around and now starts to attack a swordless Kayura!*

Bob: :|
Ralph: heh heh... uhh ~_~

*he raises his sword into the air, and Kayura counters with a quick sweep!*

Ralph: whew! that was close! Kayura was about to have a splitting headache!
Bob: not funny

*Kayura jumps back and picks up the other Jitte she threw away earlier and they begin to battle again!*

*Kaisa begins to gain the advantage! His advances push his opponent to the post on the outside, he swings back
and attacks, she ducks out of the way and he hit’s the poll! Kayura grabs him around the back of the head and
drops him on the ground with a reverse ddt! Ryu pops up again quickly and falls over the barrier! All of the fans
scatter out of the way!*

Bob: uh oh! The fans are in a dangerous situation now!
Ralph: I don’t even think Kayura and Kaisa realize it either!

*The continue to fight, on opposite sides of the barrier! Ryu jumps back and charges up!?*

Ralph: what’s this?!

Ryu: AURACANNON!

*He releases the ball of chi towards Kayura, but she slices it into two with her sword! The opposite beams fly away
and out of the arena! Ryu looks suprises as Kayura jumps off of the barrier’s wall and kicks him square in the
head! He stumbles back as she clobbers him one last time in the head with the sword! He falls back and hits the
ground!*

Ralph: Is she going for a cover in the crowd?!
Bob: I guess so!

1......2......3!!!

Ralph: she did it! She’s going to the finals!!!

*Kayura starts jumping up and down, then leaves!*

Bob: O_o!! Uhh, Kayura and  Cedrik are meeting in the finals! A new UCTF champion will be crowned tonight!!

To Be Continued...