*The scene opens with a close up shot of the gleaming, Platinum, UCTF Grand Championship, resting silently on top of a red pillow. The camera slowly zooms out, revealing the title to be lying on top of a podium, along with the UCTF Intergalactic Championship and the UCTF Tag Team Championship Titles. Behind them stands Jeice, the President of the UCTF, his blue haired sidekick, Xiu, Seth Conway, Andre Tau, The Dog Demon, Inuyasha, and Dead Silence: Bat-Girl and X-23. The President looks on edge, as the collar of his dress shirt is DRENCHED in sweat!*
Jeice: UHHH… Hey guuuyss!! ^___^ What's the dealie, yo?
Fans: e_e….
Jeice: Um… well, as you all have probably figured out already… Bryan Amethyst, Raven Darc, and Kunoi Ishigami were attacked and kidnapped a few weeks ago, and uhh.. well…
Fans: >=|
Jeice: That's gonna… kinda… sorta.. throw a monkey wrench into the whole… PAY PER VIEW THING.. hehehe.. yeah…
Fans: ……..
Jeice: Sooooo.. uhh.. what I'm kinda saying is… o_o because of these guys not being able to make it tonight, their titles are being automatically forfeited to the people you see in the ring behind me.
Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jeice: HEY NOW! SHUTUP! E_E I know you guys paid money to see fights, but what can I do?! I'm not the one who kidnapped all of them, alright?! How do you think I feel?! I got Lariat breathing down my neck and shit, pissed cause this pay per view is probably going to get TWO damn buys, and my main acts are all gone! You think I like it anymore than you do?! You think I like the fact that the only matches I have are Xamot killing some poor schmuck in a few minutes, and a battle between commentators?!?! NO! HELL NO I DON'T! >=| THIS SUCKS. I GOT BILLS TO PAY! I GOT LAWSUITS AND SHIT! SO YOU GUYS ARE NOT ONLY GOING TO STOP BOOING, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS SHOW, BECAUSE I SAID SO! >=|
Fans: o_o
Jeice: YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. AND IF YOU DON'T CHEER WHEN I TELL YOU TO, I'LL JUST CRUSHER BALL THE ENTIRE ARENA AND DUB IN FAKE CHEERS THROUGH THE AUDIO SYSTEM, AIIGHT?!!? >=|
*THAT certainly shut the fans up.*
Jeice: Besides.. e_e we're still going to have the epic ANIME VS. GRAND TITLE unification match with Suicide and Andre in the main event. That should be awesome! Right?
Fans: ..
Jeice: RIGHT?!
Fans: *POP!*
Jeice: GOOD. e_e. But before we start… It's time for the Title Coronations, starting with the Intergalactic Championship. Inuyasha. Step up, son.
*The half breed slowly steps up, as Jeice picks up the vacant Intergalactic Championship Title.*
Jeice: Look, I know you had your heart set on---
*The Presidents words are interrupted suddenly by "Water Pow!" This, amazingly, creates an ENORMOUS pop from the fans! Don't get me wrong, they're not happy to see Kunoi, they're just glad their 200 dollar tickets won't be wasted!*
Kunoi: …e_e…
*The Grand Champion slowly walks from behind the curtain, wearing the same, now tattered clothes he wore on the night of his abduction! Behind him are Raven Darc, the Intergalactic Champion, who is in just as bad as shape, along with Bryan Amethyst, and….. o_o.. some really weird looking creature.*
Bob: ..what the HELL is this??
*The four… err… three men and the golem slowly climb into the ring.*
Jeice: o_o hey guys. Long time no see.
*Jeice notices the Golem.*
Jeice: ……is that the UCTF Dustmaster Championship Belt? O_o
*The men don't say a word to the President, instead grabbing their respective titles before turning and leaving the ringside area!*
Jeice: o_o.. oookay… …..
*The President doubles over like he's got a stomach cramp, while orange ki manifests around him!*
Jeice: …=3…!!!! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*His excitement explodes, sending streaming bolts of ki energy flying through the arena!*
Jeice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @_@!! YES!!!!!!!!! MY PAY PER VIEW IS SAVED! THOSE GUYS SMELLED LIKE PURE B.O. BUT THEY'RE HERE! WOOHOO! YA'LL MOFOS READY FOR A MOFO PAY PER VIEW?!?!
Fans (who aren't knocked out from those stray ki bolts!): YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Jeice: THEN LET'S DO THE DAMN THING!! WOOOHOOO!!! SOMEBODY ROLL THE OPENING PACKAGE! CLEAN THIS RING UP! EVERYBODY GET BACK AND PREPARE FOR YOUR MATCHES! LOWER THAT CAGE WITH EXPLOSIONS AND SHIT! WE GOT A PAY PER VIE---
*Jeice is cut off, as the scene switches to the PPV's opening montage.*
In 2002… He Joined the UCTF.
*Footage shows Kunoi DESTROYING Sigma Zan in his debut match in the UCTF.*
Jeice: YES!! THE ICONOCLASM!!
He fought his way to the top of the mountain..
*The next scene shows Melvic Lillith TAPPING OUT to give Kunoi his first UCTF Grand Championship Reign.*
Kunoi: I TOLD YOU!! I TOLD YOU ALL!!! >=| I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL!! *RAISES THE BELT IN THE AIR* I TOLD YOU!!!
And for the next two years, he dominated the UCTF. Taking on Challenger after Challenger no matter how big, or how small.
*We see Ralph Gerrard tapping out before being thrown away like a piece of trash.*
Bob: I can't believe it… Kunoi has just defended the Grand Championship for the THIRD time in one night!
He is Kunoi Ishigami.
Kunoi: Now everyone will listen to me. I'm the champion of this federation, so I am without a doubt the BEST THIS PLACE HAS TO OFFER. Those sheep have no choice but to respect me, because I refuse to be in someone else's shadow for the remainder of my career.
*We get one final dramatic shot of Kunoi, standing on the top rope, holding the UCTF Platinum Grand Championship high over his head.*
But Tonight… he must face a new challenge.
*Footage shows Suicide standing on top of the ladder, holding the suitcase containing the #1 Contendership to the Title.*
Bob: SUICIDE DOES IT! HE REMAINS UNDEFEATED IN THE LADDER MATCH AND WILL FACE KUNOI ISHIGAMI FOR THE GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP!!
*More Footage shows Andre Tau DESTROYING Kunoi in their last encounter, followed by more footage of him ELIMINATING Dimitri out of the UCTF several weeks ago!*
Bob: THE ANIME CHAMPION WILL NOT BE DENIED!
Tonight. Winner takes all. Both Grand and Anime Championships are on the line when Kunoi Ishigami, Andre Tau, and Suicide meet in a three way main event at On Your Computer….
!!KAAAAAAAATHHHHHHOOOOOOM!!
*Pyro explodes throughout the UCTF arena! Cameras circle through the crowd, still smoking from Jeice's inadvertent ki attack on the fans a few minutes earlier! They're worse for wear, but are still happy to be shown on tv! In the Commentating booth stands Robert "Bob" Hinden!*
Bob: HELLO AND WELCOME TO LARIAT PRESENTS: ON YOUR COMPUTER XI! I'm Bob Hinden, and I'm calling the action ALONE! Tonight, The Grand, Anime, Intergalactic and Tag Team Championships are ALL on the line! Kunoi, returning from his hiatus will be taking on Suicide and Andre Tau in a match where the Grand and Anime Championships will Unify! The two half demons, Inuyasha and Raven Darc will conclude their pissing contest in a fight for the UCTF Intergalactic Championships… and finally, Dead Silence will take on the Duo who ALMOST eliminated Spider-man and Superman, BB Hood and Bryan Amethyst for the tag straps!
*The camera angle swaps, showing Bob in his full "Adidas" gear.*
Bob: And usually, for this type of event, I'd be wearing a suit for the occasion… unfortunately though, that won't be happening tonight, as I have been forced by President Jeice to take on DON WEST and MIKE TENAY in a handicapped match! There will be no one in this booth, but I can guarantee, folks, you'll definitely will be getting some commentary during the match -_-.
*Suddenly, the lights quickly burn out in the arena, and like clockwork, "Forever Torment" begins blaring throughout the arena!*
Arzie: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is our opening contest, and will be a CAGE FILLED WITH WEAPONS AND SHIT match!
Crowd: *HUGE OVATION*
Bob: Here we go! It's time to blow off a feud!
Arzie: Introducing first… hailing from the Bamboo Forests of Japan… he is being accompanied to the ring by the slave girl, MELINDA… He is the legendary Demon.. XAMOTTTTTT!!!
*Xamot methodically approaches the ring, leading Melinda in tow.*
Bob: Xamot has been having problems as of late with an invading force from a rival organization. Kane2000 made an impact upon his entrance into the UCTF by attacking our biggest fighter. That MIGHT not have been a good idea for Kane with numbers at the end, however, as Xamot promptly chokeslammed him through the stage and to the floor. SOMEHOW, though, Kane has challenged Xamot one final time, and it will be in a hardcore environment! Right up Kane with Numbers at the end's alley!
*The demon climbs into the squared circle, waiting for his opponent… He doesn't have to do it long, as "The End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage starts up! Ignoring the chorus of booing from the partisan UCTF capacity crowd, the 7 foot monster storms down the aisle, ALREADY armed with a bat! He leaps into the ring, staring down the equally as large monster on the other side of the squared circle!*
Arzie: And his opponent, Hailing form Manchester, England.. Standing at SEVEN FEET, FOUR AND A HALF INCHES.. And weighing in at 405 lbs... he is KANE2000!!!
Bob: There's only one thing we're missing here to make it official!
*During the stand off, The ring crew speeds down to the ring, hastily building the fenced in steel cage around the ring! The C-4 covered walls of the cage also have an array of weapons attached, just begging to be used!*
Xamot: …>=]
Bob: The opponents are locked in, no escaping for either man!
!!DING DING DING!!
Xamot vs. Kane2000
CFWWAS MATCH
*With the match now under way, Kane with numbers at the end has one final thing to say to Xamot before attacking!*
Kane with numbers at the end: THE OBLIVION EXPRESS HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!
Xamot: ..
*The seven footer swings the Louisville slugger, only to be shocked when Xamot CATCHES the broad side of the bat!*
Kane: lol f—
!!WHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMPP!!
*Xamot quickly takes control, clubbing Kane in the face! The skull shattering punch staggers Kane, causing him to lose his grip on the bat! Not good news for him, as now Xamot has control of the object! He immediately makes good use out of it, by DESTROYING the bat over Kane's face!*
Bob: JESUS CHRIST!
*Kane's is instantly wearing the crimson mask from the shot! So much blood is splurting from his now wide open wound, he can't see the demonic smile on the face of Xamot!*
Bob: This is NOT good for Kane with numbers at the end! Xamot has him by the back of the head!
*Xamot uses his unearthly power to send the MUCH larger Kane FACE first into the C-4 packed cage wall! Kane's bloody corpse falls to the ground along with several small flaming puffs of the explosive, allowing Xamot to slowly walk over and grab a titanium rod from the cage wall. He turns back to the downed Kane, struggling to stand back up, and flashes ANOTHER sadistic smile, while methodically stepping towards him. Now trying desperately to open the door to the cage and escape, Kane suddenly feels his entire spine almost jarred out of place, as he's struck across the back via the titanium rod! The synapse of pain jolts through his body, causing the warrior to roll around and writhe violently in pain! Xamot silently watches Kane suffer for the next few moments with a small smirk on his face, before NAILING again, this time in the ribs! The sickening sound of breaking ribs fills the arena, causing several of the fans to turn away! Xamot's smile quickly fades, before he slowly lifts the rod into the air, and drives it THROUGH Kane's leg, pinning the "would be" invader from ECC TO the mat! Kane's horrifying screams of agony are so distorted, it's damn near inaudible! After several moments of enjoying Kane's agony, Xamot RIPS the rod out of his leg before tossing it behind him! Kane immediately uses his good leg and arms to try to pull himself back to his feet… his blood loss has turned the entire canvas of the ring BLOOD red! He lifts his arms towards Xamot, begging the former champion to show mercy. NO chance. Xamot responds with the DEMON PRESS from one side of the cage to the other, pinning Kane into ANOTHER C4 explosive! Pieces of the mans flesh fly through the fenced cage and into the crowd like some kind of demonic version of a Gallagher stand up act, and he's not finished! He forces Kane's arms through the small holes of the cage, now bounding the man to the wall! Kane, BARELY lucid, can't even open his mouth to plead for mercy! Not like Xamot would have given him any in the first place, as now he's transformed into FULL demon mode! The referee WISELY backs away, as Xamot lifts into the open air arena, before swooping back in! With every pass, he RIPS the front midsection of his opponent apart with his razor sharp demon wings! After a seemingly endless combination, Xamot finally comes to a halt, leaving the beaten, bloody, and battered ECC competitor COMPLETELY unconscious in the ring. The only thing keeping his lifeless body from lying motionless on the canvas is the razor sharp cage holding his bloody arms in place. Xamot turns to leave, before stopping in his tracks. Pulling the palms of his hands together, Xamot begins to focus his ki into one more reminder that you NEVER come to the UCTF and attack it's competitors without being able to BACK your skills up! The fans know what's coming and vacate their seats instantly! Turning his body a full 180 degrees, Xamot unleashes his most powerful ki attack, the "MEGALADON," engulfing the poor bastard at point blank range, damn near DESTROYING what little was remaining of Kane in the first place! After making his point, Xamot leaves the cage, signaling the end of the match!*
Fans: D:
Ref: D:
Bob: …D:
*"Forever Torment" plays one more time, as Xamot drags Melinda away after an EMPHATIC victory over Kane2000! SHOULDA RPED, BROTHA!*
Winner: Xamot
*Backstage, our resident healer, Melvic Lillith is putting the finishing touches on fixing up Raven Darc.*
Melvic: Uhh.. what do you want me to do about the wing?
Raven: e_e.. leave it.
Jeice: ...so Heero... and this huge black guy--
Raven: MASSIVE. Black guy. e_e
Jeice: ...Viscera?
Raven: atleast twice the size of Viscera e_e
Jeice: .... had you all kidnapped for a month, torturing you?
Bryan: TELL JEICE WHAT THEY USED AS A TORTURE, DEVICE, RAVEN.
Jeice: ?
Raven: e_e got anything to tell us, Jeice?
Jeice: wha??
Raven: Produce any MOVIES in your day?
Jeice: ......................................
Bryan: STAR WHORES >=|
Jeice: >_< look guys, Don't be mad. I was young, our careers in the UCTF weren't going that well, and we had to--
Raven: MAD?!?! SHIT! THAT WAS THE MOST AWESOME FLICK I'VE EVER SEEN!
Jeice and Bryan: D:
Raven: I MEAN, THE CINEMATOGRAPHY! THE ANGLES AND CLOSE UPS! I MEAN, WHEN FUBUKI FIT THAT ENTIRE DROID IN HER--
Bryan: SO, WHERE'S B.B. HOOD? >=|
Jeice: oh yeah.. uhh.. she no showed. You're fucked.
Bryan: D:!
Jeice: What? FUCK BB! >=| You got a partner standing right next to you.. uhh.. whatever that thing is.
Bryan: ...you're saying, I can team up with Duston?
Jeice: ?
Bryan: That's his name. o_o Duston Beltington... the 9th....... esquire.
Jeice: ...yeah. just get outta here. your match is next.
Bryan: *^_^* COO.
*Bryan, his tag team partner Duston Beltington IX Esq, and THE MOUNTAIN DEW DECEPTICON, DISPENSOR WHO WAS JUST RANDOMLY in the room, leave to defend the belts!*
Jeice: ...........
Raven: .........
Jeice: *^_^**^_^*^_*^_* SO YOU REALLY LIKED IT?!
Raven: HELL YEAH! of course, I had to act like I was being tortured by seeing my girlfriend getting screwed on screen, but there was like this part where she was tied up and--
Melvic: .....e_e......
Jeice: .......oh.. hey Melvic. e_e welp! I gotta go do Presidential stuff. We'll talk.. uhh.. later, Raven.
Raven: yeah >_<.
Melvic: e_e...........
Raven: WELP I GOTTA GO TOO. LATER BUDDY! =D!
Melvic: e_e...........yeah...
Arzie: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… and it is for the Ultimate Crossover Tournament Fighting League's TAAAAG TEAMMM CHAMPIONSHIP!
*"We Don't Care Anymore" by Story of the Year kicks off the start of the match, bringing down X-23 a.k.a. Talon, and her tag team partner, Bat-Girl!*
Arzie: Introducing first… The challengers! Hailing respectively from Gotham City, and Salem Center, New York… they are Bat-Girl and Talon… DEAAAAAD SILEEENNNCCCEEE!!!!
Bob: These two women made their presence felt at the last pay per view, stopping the evil BB Hood and Bryan Amethyst from putting away the Man of Steel once and for all! Since then, they have been in the thorn of BB and Bryan's sides so much, that we don't even know where the hell BB is tonight! She no showed!
*That may be true, but don't feel sorry for Bryan just yet o_o.*
Arzie: And their opponents…. The UCTF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!
*Ill Nino's "How Can I Live" kicks up, and out walks the GIANT TOOL, Bryan Amethyst!*
Arzie: Being accompanied to the ring by Dispensor, the Mountain Dew Shooting Decepticon… Replacing BB Hood in tonight's contest, from Anime City!! Making his UCTF Debut.. He is DUSTON BELTINGTON IX ESQUIRE! And his tag team partner… The Giant Tool of Anime City! Bryan Amethyst!
Bob: Bryan's Alchemy apparently has no bounds, as he's created a GOLEM out of the retired UCTF Dustmaster Championship Title! That's the oldest version, too. The one that Mourl the Beakless Turkey used to carry around!
*Somewhere, in a cheap, destitute apartment…*
Mourl: …e(BEAKLESS)e…
Bob: Jeice allowed the replacement just a few moments ago, and there we have it… Bryan and an Animated Belt are the Tag Team Champions. Now, I've heard of a dog being a champion. I've heard of a LADDER being a champion. But this HAS to be the first time a BELT is holding a championship BELT.
*With the four competitors... and the evil refreshment machine all present and accounted for inside the ring, Bryan, one half of the tag team champions takes a big gulp when he peers across the ring at the two stoic challengers who haven't taken their eyes off of him since he appeared on the ramp.*
Bryan: ..=(...
*The GIANT TOOL prepares to step in first, but he's stopped by a giant gold plated hand on his shoulder.*
Bryan: ??
Duston: e_e.......
Bob: Uh oh.. I think the Belt wants to start the match!
*Bryan GLADLY steps aside, allowing Mr. Beltington to start the match up! The Giant belt bravely steps in front of the two deadly asian women, ready to fight!*
Bob: Now we're going to see what this big thing is made of!
Bryan: ...=)...
Dead Silence vs. Bryan Amethyst and Duston Beltington IX ESQ (c)
!!DING DING DING!!
*By the time the sound of the bell has stopped resonating throughout the arena, X-23 is ALREADY across the ring with her clawed fist drawn backwards! With no time to react, Duston falls victim to Talon's Adamantium claws across the arm!*
Bryan: O_O
X-23: ......
Duston: ........
*Duston's armani shirt is ripped to shreds thanks to the claws.. And he's NOT happy about it!*
Duston: >=|!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: uh oh..
*A half second later, the capacity crowd lets out a collective gaspn as X-23 CRASHES upside down in her own corner via the Beltington's IMMENSE strength!*
Bob: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!
*Filled with rage, Duston charges into the corner! X-23 slips through the ropes right as Duston MURDERS the corner with his purely metallic body! Talon leaps off the apron, nailing Duston in the face with a kick that sends the golem over the top rope! Duston lands on his feet, and only has enough time to look up and see Talon FLYING towards him!*
Duston: e_e!!!
*He DUCKS at the last second! Talon lands ON the protective guardrail with perfect balance! Duston turns around and is greeted with ANOTHER kick to the face, knocking him BACK into the ring! Before he's even able to stand back up, Talon is ON the top rope!*
Duston: O_O!
*She leaps onto his shoulders with a tight leg lock.. NOT a good idea!*
Duston: >=D!!!!!!!
*Because he blocks the Hurricanrana, before nailing the BURTER BOMB in the center of the ring! YES. THE JUMPING, SITOUT, CRUICIFIX POWERBOMB! >=| HE KNOWS THAT SHIT!*
Crowd: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!! X_x
Bob: JESUS CHRIST!
*The move stops X-23's mounting offense FAST. Now with her softened up to his liking, He DRAGS her over to the corner before tagging in Bryan Amethyst to a THUNDEROUS crowd of booing!*
Bryan: *^^*
*Bryan climbs onto the top rope. Duston launches X-23 through the air by her leg! Bryan leaps off the top rope, intercepting Talon mid-flight, before hitting the HIRYU SUPLEX in the center of the ring!*
Bob: HIRYU SUPLEX!!
*Slowly standing up after the suplex, Bryan turns to X-23's tag team partner and FLIPS her off!*
Bryan: <^> XD!!
*Bat-Girl attempts to jump in and is immediately stopped by the ref! It's the oldest trick in the "tag team cheating 101" book! With the ref turned around, Duston, Bryan AND Dispensor triple team Talon in the corner! Duston stands her up, Bryan flips over her, hitting the Dolphin kick! X-23 flies forward, and EATS a clothesline from Duston! Dispensor finishes her off with a MOUNTAIN DEW shot in the face!*
Bob: OH COME ON! IS THIS NECESSARY!
*By the time the ref turns around, Dispensor is outside the ring, Duston is in the corner, and Bryan is standing over her drinking a mountain dew.*
Ref: ...
Bryan: what? O_o
Crowd: *RABID!!*
*Bryan tosses the open bottle into the crowd, before kneeling down into the sprinter's position!*
Bob: Uh oh, this looks like...
*Bryan sprints into X-23, taking her feet out and delivering the Tengukaze Drop!*
Bob: Tengukaze Drop! The tag team champions are in full control!
*Bryan starts to spin rapidly on one foot, unleashing a flurry of kicks and punches into X-23! He spins wildly, swinging a vicious roundhouse kick, the final move of the "Tatsumaki Lariat!" X-23 ROLLS under it! Bryan, now off balance gets NAILED in the back of the head with a roundhouse kick from Talon! Now, with BOTH fighters down, X-23 drags herself over to her corner!*
Bob: MIRACLE KICK BY TALON!
*Bryan rolls over to his corner, tags in Duston, who leaps into the ring, sprinting towards Talon!*
Bob: this could be bad!
*Talon DIVES into the corner, tagging Bat-girl to a HUGE pop!*
Bob: UH OH!
*Duston runs RIGHT into a batterang from Bat-girl RIGHT between the eyes!*
Duston: X_X!!
*Now on the top rope, Bat-girl comes off, NAILING a missile drop kick TO the Batterang, driving it even DEEPER into the Golems head! Duston goes down motionless! Bryan is back up for only a half a second, before a flipping axe kick across the head WAFFLES him to the ground!*
Bryan: X_________X!
*Dispensor is INSTANTLY in the ring!*
Bat-girl: O_O
!!!FWOOMP FWOOMP FWOOMP FWOOMP FWOOMP FWOOMP FWOOMP FWOOMP FWOOMP!!!
*Bombarded with cans of Mountain Dew flying at 300 feet per second, Bat-Girl crumbles into the ropes!*
Dispensor: >=D!!!!!
*The decepticon, now in control, lifts his firing arm to finish the job!*
Bat-girl: e_e!!
*But catches a BATTERANG right in the barrel!*
!!FWOO—BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!
*He backfires, causing mountain dew goodness to splatter all over the place! The malfunctioning machine falls out of the ring! Bat-girl keeps on him, throwing her entire body over the top rope in a HUGE cross body! Meanwhile, Bryan Amethyst slowly stands back to his feet, HELPLESSLY watching as his pet decepticon is getting ripped to shreds!*
Bryan: =(!!!
*But he has his own problems to worry about, because X-23 is on the top rope right behind him! Bryan turns around to see the hot asian girl flying towards him with claws drawn!*
Bryan: O_O!!!!!!!!!
*X-23 is less than a foot away from evicerating the alchemist, and he literally has LESS than a second to react!*
Bryan: .. >_____< IGAI-JINRAIIIIIII!!
!!CLAP!!
!!!!THHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!
*Bryan's Thunderclap does its job, not leaving an eardrum un-bloodied in the arena! X-23 is at the ground zero of the technique, and is staggering from her now destroyed equilibrium! That's not all she has to worry about, though, as The Dustmaster Belt pulls out a move from 1999!*
Duston: E_E!!
!!FLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!
*A blinding ruby red ray of energy flashes violently into Talon's eye's, rendering her now completely BLIND AND DEAF*
Bob: DUSTON JUST USED CARBUNKLE'S RUBY LIGHT!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
*With two of her MAJOR senses taken away from her, she's a sitting duck for Duston, who hits her with The "SLIDING DDT!"*
Bob: SLIDING DDT BY THE BELT!! SHADES OF DANNY COLMAN!! OH MY GOD I JUST SAID THE WORDS DANNY COLMAN IN THE YEAR 2008!
*Three big moves from the tag team champions still aren't enough to keep Talon down! Somehow, she manages to climb back to her feet, even though in the next few moments, she'll probably wish she stayed down!*
Bryan: e_e!!!!
*Bryan, freefalling from 30 feet in the air, delivers his "HIDAMA-TAIHOU" ki powered kick to the face, knocking X-23 COMPLETELY upside down from the shot! Laura's head lands on the ground WAY before her feet does!*
Bob: JESUS! WHAT A MOVE!
*Bryan makes the cover!*
Ref: 1…… 2………. 2.999999999999999999
*But Bat-girl makes the MIRACLE save of the night, pushing him off of her partner!*
Bob: SOMEHOW… SOMEHOW Bat-Girl makes the save! This match continues!
*Making the save is about all she had left! Using the ropes, she has to use ALL of her upper body strength just to pull herself back up. Bryan stares at her with narrowed eyes for a half second, before sprinting towards her with evil intentions! She has no time to think, instinctively ducking under Bryan's wild clothesline attempt, followed by a back drop that sends the Alchemist WWAAAAYYY over the top rope and right onto Dispensor!*
!!!CRASSHHH!!
Bob: BRYAN OUT OF THE RING BUT—
*DUSTON is still in there e_e. A Giant Gold filled BOOT to the midsection doubles Bat-girl over! Intertwining his arms with hers, Duston turns the challenger over, before lifting her upside down, back to back!*
Bob: This looks like the Vertebrea--… oh WAIT! He's using Bosatsu's "SUZUKA" BOMB!! THIS IS THE MOVE THAT KEPT THAT LITTLE GIRL UNDEFEATED HER ENTIRE CAREER!
*As Duston takes off to hit the Suzuka Bomb, slips out, landing on her feet behind the Belt! Duston doesn't have time to react, as Bat-girl throws ALL her weight behind her, NAILING a bridged German-Suplex in the middle of the ring!*
Duston: O_O!
Bob: GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Ref: 1……….. 2………!!
*Bryan pulls himself off of Dispensor, and DIVES into the ring to make the save!*
Ref: 3!!!!!!!!!!!
*But he's an INCH too far away!*
!!DING DING DING!!
Bryan: D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: DEAD SILENCE DOES IT! AMAZING! NEW UCTF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
*Duston kicks out at 3.0000000001, but it's official! We've got a new UCTF Tag Team Champions after one hell of a match!*
Bob: Bryan and his toys put one HELL of a beating on Dead Silence… but it only took ONE, ONE mistake to cost them the Championships!
*With The Belt and Bryan still able to stand versus Dead Silence completely exhausted and worn out from the hellacious beating… you wouldn't be able to tell anyone who just tuned in who the winners of the match were! Talon and Bat-Girl slowly exit the ring, making their way up the ramp with the new tag team titles in their possession.*
Bryan: e_e… this last month sucked.
Winners and NEW UCTF Tag Team Champions: Dead Silence
*AND WHERE IS KUNOI DURING ALL OF THIS? Back at Masenka Apartment Complex! Why?? Why do you think?!*
Kunoi: *CHOMP* >=| STAR WHORES?!?!?!? FUCKING STAR WHORES?!?!!? *CHOMP*
*TO CURSE OUT MIKO MIDO, OF COURSE! And to eat as much TUNA AND STEAK AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE! What, did you think Melvic was going to heal this asshole? HELL NO. He's got to regain his strength somehow for his big match tonight!*
Miko: I was paying my way through college!
Kunoi: *CHOMP* OH YEAH? HOW'D THAT TURN OUT? YOU GET YOUR DEGREE?! HUH, DID YOU GET IT?!
Miko: ;_;!!
*I'd hate to be in her shoes right now! x_x*
Arzie: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the UCTF INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONSHIP!
*"Hanyou Inuyasha" kicks up with great fanfare, prompting the already cheering fans to stand up and give an ovation to the current UCTF Swordmaster Champion!*
Arzie: Introducing first, the challenger! Hailing from Feudal Japan, he is the current UCTF Swordmaster Championnnnnnnnnnn… THE DOG DEMONNNNN, INUYASHA!
*The stoic warrior from the past leaps enters the ring via an impressive, seamless, flatfooted leap from the floor!*
Bob: This match was signed after the pull apart brawl between the two half demons the week after UCTF: Summer Chaos. Raven, upset with how far Inuyasha went in the match-up demanded an apology, and was quickly called a homosexual by the dog demon! Not that there's anything wrong with it, Raven didn't take kindly to Inuyasha's disrespect, and attacked him!
*"Halo" By Soil kicks up next, causing an even BIGGER eruption from the crowd! The THREE time UCTF Intergalactic Champion quickly makes a B-line to the ring! He just escaped being kidnapped over the past month, and plans to take his frustration out on the challenger!*
Arzie: And Hailing from Hayborn, Scotland, he is the current THREE time UCTF Intergalactic Champion… The half demon, RAVENNNNN DARRRCCCC!!!
*Tossing the Intergalactic Title to the ground, and ripping off his Trench coat, the one winged half demon DIVES into the ring, instantly TACKLING Inuyasha to the ground, dropping forearms and fists on the challenger before the bell even sounds!*
Inuyasha vs. Raven Darc (c)
UCTF Intergalactic Championship
Bob: And Raven SPEARS the dog demon down to start this match up! We knew this wasn't going to be a technical wrestling classic!! Has the match even started?!?!
*The referee (UNWISELY) pulls the men apart! Attempting to pull Raven to his corner, the referee is now unfortunately in harms way as both he AND Raven are clotheslined over the top rope by Inuyasha! All three men crash to the floor below!*
Bob: STUPID move there!
*The IG and Swordmaster Champions are back to their feet, Trading fists on the concrete! They reach dangerously close to the guardrail, and the fans are too stupid to back away!*
Bob: GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU IDIOTS!
*Raven DESTROYS Inuyasha with a clothesline, sending the sword champion FLYING over the top rope and into the fans!*
Crowd: X_X *POPS!!!!!*
*NOW the crowd wisely scatters, leaving an area big enough for the two half demons standing toe to toe, throwing big lefts and rights! Both men are too much to put up their guards, ALLOWING the other man to hit them as hard as possible!*
Inuyasha: THAT ALL YOU GOT OLD MAN?!
Raven: e_e!!
*Raven draws back, DESTROYING Inuyasha with a stiff right! The half demon flies into a sea of chairs, taking the entire row out!*
Raven: ..e_e no.
Bob: JESUS!!! I don't think I've ever seen Inuyasha taken off his...
*Inuyasha slowly stands back up, his lip is bleeding!*
Inuyasha: e_e
Bob: uh oh!!!
*The Dog Demon responds, NAILING Raven with a right hand of his own! Raven's lifted off of his feet from the hit, and is put THROUGH the solid guard rail! He tries to stand back to his feet slowly...*
Raven: y..y..you hit like a bitch x_x
Inuyasha: IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!!!!!!!
*Standing up wasn't the smartest thing Raven could do, as he's MURDERED with the Soul Stealer! Inuyasha's claws rip right through the demon's shirt knocking him BACK into the ring apron!*
Bob: And Raven is knocked into the ring apron so hard I think the entire thing moved a little!
*Raven, seeing Inuyasha charging towards him like a runaway freight train, grabs the ropes and uses the leverage to KICK the dog demon in the face! He then skins the cat, pulling himself back into the ring!*
Bob: What a VETERAN move by Raven there!
*Once inside the ring, Raven transforms into FULL demon mode! And not only that, the demon's right arm transforms into his four foot long blade, known as the Steel Talon!*
Raven: >=)
Inuyasha: ...alright.
Bob: Is he.. Is he crazy?! He's challenging Inuyasha to go blade to blade?! He's the damn swordmaster Champion!
*The Dog Demon leaps into the ring, and unsheath's his Tessaiga Blade! The referee signals for the bell!*
!!DING DING DING!!
*And the match is OFFICIALLY under way!*
Bob: Oh wow.. That bell is a moot point! >=|
*The Champion waits for the Dog Demon to attack, even going so far as to egg him on a little!*
Raven: alright kid, show me what you've got already!
*Inuyasha doesn't have to be asked twice! Leaping across the ring, the flared up Tessaiga's ki intertangles with Raven's dark energy powered Steel Talon! Raven parries away Inuyasha, before going low with a sweeping kick! Now with his back on the canvas, Inuyasha barely puts the Tessaiga in the path of Raven's steel claw, parrying the Intergalactic champion with a sword aided monkey flip. Inuyasha kips back to his feet while Raven flips through the monkey flip. With their backs to each other, Raven and Inuyasha spin around at the same time, both blades collide! Inuyasha quickly out maneuver's Raven, pinning the Steel Talon to the mat, before knocking the champion silly with the hilt of his blade RIGHT between the eyes! Raven staggers backwards from the shot, and EATS a heel to the face, knocking the old man to the canvas!*
Bob: And Inuyasha shows WHY he's the king of the blades, here in the UCTF arena!
*Raven slowly stands back to his feet.*
Raven: not bad.
*He then plants his feet. Holding his bladed arm out, he unleashes a roar from his lungs, as Black lightning energy begins to encircle him! At this moment, the talon starts to extend and glow an intense bright white light! As the energy comes to a culmination he lets out one final howling scream as the black and silver light engulfs his entire body!*
Raven: RRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! >=|!!
*THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!*
*When the dust cleared from the torrent of energy Raven stands in the center.. his clothes thrashed and arm bloodied. He stands holding a shimmering silver blade from tip to hilt of massive size. A dangling emblem on a chain from the swords grip. Raven lifts his head up and points the blade out word.
Raven: Silver Talon. e_e
Inuyasha: O_O
*Gripping the newly forged blade with both hands, Raven RUSHES the stunned Dog Demon with FURIOUS swipes that are barely matched by the master sword fighter's Tessaiga!*
Bob: WHAT THE HELL DID RAVEN JUST DO!?!?
*Every single strike Raven performs with the Silver Talon, thousands of volts of pure black eletricity pulses through the blade and into the Tessaiga! Inuyasha is almost overwhelmed, collapsing into the corner, with barely enough strength to guard himself from being decapitated!*
Bob: O_O Raven is actually winning this sword match! How embarrassing would it be for the Swordmaster Champion to lose this match THIS way?!
*Inuyasha is indeed in trouble, which in effect, is VERY bad news for Raven Darc, who's body is exuding pure demonic energy through his sword! The Intergalactic Champion, drawing all of his power into a final attack, rushes the Dog Demon!*
Inuyasha: ... GOT YA!!
*The swordmaster Champion swings his blade, creating a twister of energy, sucking Raven's energy as well as his own into a vortex! That energy is sent BACK into Raven by Inuyasha's blade!*
Inuyasha: BAAAAAAACKLASH WAVVVVVVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!!
!!!FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!
*The blast penetrates Raven's defenses, INSTANTLY reducing him back to his half demon mode, and sending the Champion out of the ring!*
Bob: HOLY SH– INUYASHA CONNECTS!!
*Inuyasha falls to one knee, breathing heavily after debuting a new technique against the Intergalactic Champion, which might have just won him the damn title!*
Bob: Inuyasha just used Raven's own energy AGAINST him there!
*The referee, looking over the top rope, counts down from ten, giving Raven one final chance to get back into the ring... after several seconds of motionlessness, Raven FINALLY begins to twitch slightly, slowly reaching up to the bottom rope.*
Bob: Give Raven some credit.. How is he able to move after an attack like that?!
*At the count of nine, Raven pulls himself back in to a huge pop! Inuyasha sheaths Tessaiga, before slowly stalking his prey. Now standing over Raven, Inuyasha grabs the half demon by the hair and begins to lift him up.*
Bob: I'm not sure Raven should have gotten back into th–
*It is at that moment, Raven ROLLS Inuyasha up into a small package!*
Bob: COVER!!! COVER!!
Ref: 1, 2, ---
*Inuyasha POWERS out at 2.9999!*
Bob: Damn near unconscious, Raven STILL almost wins the match! Inuyasha almost blew his chance right there!
*Inuyasha, shocked and PISSED, starts stomping the LIFE out of Raven! Raven catches Inuyasha's foot, before bringing him down with a drop toe hold! Inuyasha hits face first on the canvas, and is back to his feet in an instant! Unfortunately for him, so is Raven, who STIFFS the half demon with a Savate kick! Inuyasha is wobbly from the hit, but doesn't go down! No problem! Raven kicks him in the midsection, before hitting a spinning neckbreaker!*
Bob: Raven QUICKLY reverting to his pro-wrestling roots, here!
*He covers!*
Ref: 1......... 2.......
*He kicks out, but Raven KEEPS on him! Lifting Inuyasha into a vertical suplex position, he drives the half demon's face on his KNEE!*
Bob: FACE CRUSHER by Raven Darc!
*Inuyasha sells it like a big tree that just got chopped down, landing right on his back! Raven leaps to the top rope in a flash, leaping off and hitting the senton bomb! He rolls off of Inuyasha, locking the Half demon into the Texas Cloverleaf!*
Bob: Raven's pulling out his entire damn move set here tonight!
*The half demon POWERS out of it! Undeterred, FLIES into the half demon's arms, snapping on a triangle arm lock!*
Bob: Raven RIGHT back on him with another submission! This is GREAT strategy by the Champion here! Wear Inuyasha down! That's his only way to stop this ungodly powerful being!
*Inuyasha ROLLS to his feet while the hold is locked on! Showing immense strength, Inuyasha starts to STAND UP with Raven still locked onto his arm*
Inuyasha: e_e!
Bob: Raven better do something quick!
*Right as Inuyasha stands back to his feet, Raven throws ALL of his weight backwards, hitting a HURRICANRANA in the center of the ring!*
Bob: HURRICANRANA!! HURRICANRANA!!
*Inuyasha staggers back to his feet after the MONSTER Hurricanrana! He's a sitting duck for the sprinting Raven Darc, who LEAPS into the dog demon's arms, hitting the–*
Bob: ENDLESS WALTZ!!!!!!!!!! a RUNNING Endless Waltz at that! He PLANTED his face into the canvas!! That's it! Raven Retains!
*Raven rolls Inuyasha over, covering and hooking the leg! It's academic!*
Ref: 1......... 2.......... 2.9999999999999!!!!
*OR IS IT?!!?*
Bob: HE KICKED OUT!! HE KICKED OUT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
*The champion looks on wide eyed, after his best move failed! Inuyasha slowly stands back up, with a cocky smirk on his face!*
Inuyasha: Just give it up! YOU. CAN'T. BEAT —–
*Raven snatches Inuyasha to the ground Via Body Scissors! He slaps on the double arm wrench, ala Rings of Saturn! It's the TERA DEMON LOCK!*
Bob: Inuyasha's trash talking may have just COST HIM THIS MATCH!! NO ONE HAS EVER GOTTEN OUT OF THIS HOLD! EVER!!
*Inuyasha is SCREAMING in agony, as Raven yanks back with everything he has! The referee is in his face, asking him the question!*
Ref: CAN YOU CONTINUE?! INUYASHA?! CAN YOU CONTINUE!
Inuyasha: ..RRRAAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!
*Then something amazing happens.. The Demon starts to STAND TO HIS FEET!*
Everyone: D:!!
Bob: WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING?!!? IS INUYASHA GETTING UP?!!?
*Raven doesn't CARE! Lying on the mat or not, He puts EVERYTHING he has to extract as much pain as possible in the hold.. He should have let go o_o, as Inuyasha LEAPS 20 feet in the air!*
Bob: oh.. OH NO...
*The Dog Demon comes back to earth, landing BACK FIRST on the canvas! Raven breaks the hold, when his head encounters the mat at terminal velocity!*
Bob: HOLY CHRIS BENOIT CONCUSSIONS BATMAN!!! RAVEN'S GOTTA BE OUT COLD AFTER THAT ONE!!
*Lifting Raven back to his feet by his torn, destroyed shirt, Inuyasha drives the champion HEAD FIRST into the steel pole in the corner!*
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!
Bob: X_X JESUS!!
*Pulling Raven out, he DRIVES him back into the pole, driven with enough force to SNAP the cables holding the ropes together! The entire ring begins to break down around them!*
Bob: D:!!!!
*Bleeding internally from the mouth and nose, Raven is CLEARLY unconscious! But INUYASHA DOESN'T CARE!*
Ref: O_O INUYASHA, THAT'S ENOUGH!
Inuyasha: >=|!!!!!!!!!!
*Inuyasha flies several feet through the air, driving the demon HEAD FIRST into the center of the ring! Raven folds up like a damn accordion! The referee singals for help, as several more come RUSHING to the ring! Before they manage to enter the ring, Inuyasha FLOORS Raven one final time to the face with a BIG TIME boot to the face!*
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!
*They FINALLY separate Inuyasha from the DESTROYED Raven! The referee in charge FINALLY ringing the bell to end the match!*
!!DING DING DING!!
Bob: o_o. oh my God.
Arzie: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… AND NEWWWWWWWWWWW UCTF INTERGALACTIC CHAMPION, THE DOG DEMON, INUYASHA!!!
Bob: Amazing, New Intergalactic Champion. And I gotta tell you… I've NEVER. EVER seen Raven Darc dominated like he was tonight! I mean… JESUS! You had to know the person to finally come along and end Raven Darc's title reign would have to be one tough son of a bitch but… …Jesus!
Winner and NEW UCTF Intergalactic Champion: Inuyasha
*Inuyasha is handed the IG Championship, which he promptly throws right over the UCTF Swordmaster Championship. He gives another smug look to Raven before departing the DESTROYED UCTF ring!*
Bob: Inuyasha adds another title to what seems to be a growing pile on his shoulder!
*He walks back up the ramp, before turning around and giving his downed opponent one more glance. He then turns one more time, returning to the backstage area.*
Bob: My God… the Dog Demon's dominance in the UCTF continues!
*Meanwhile... at the bottom of the destroyed crater in Anime City that USED to be City Hall.*
Heero: e_e...........
"Heero, we got here as soon as we could!"
"What the hell happened?!"
"Hmm.. It seems as if our guests have escaped."
"Jesus.. All of this destruction, and all of it caused by some damn woman."
*The Mayor of Anime City slowly turns around, eyeing Quatre Winner, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, and Wufei Chang.*
Heero: ...
Wufei: ...is it time to destroy this island and everyone in it for turning us into a Boy Band?
Heero: ...yeah. Get the dolls ready. It's going to be a long night.
Wufei: THANK GOD!
*Heero turns back around and peers down his hangar, COMPLETELY filled with hundreds.. If not THOUSANDS of Gundam Mobile Dolls.. All prepared to go to war! At the front of the army is one familiar looking Mobile Doll that Heero rebuilt himself...*
Master Gundam: e_e..............
Heero: >=|............
*BACK IN THE ARENA!*
Bob: Welp folks, it's time for me to go now. Wish me luck e_e *stands up*
Crowd: *POPS!*
Arzie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING HANDICAPPED MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALLLLLL!!
*As Bob climbs down from his commentators post, his theme, "Dare" from the Transformers Soundtrack thumps through the loud speakers! Bob slowly walks down the aisle, not looking forward to having to take on the professor and... some stupid guy from the Shop at Home Network!*
Arzie: And Introducing first... Hailing from RIGHT HERE IN ANIME CITY!!!
Crowd: *HUGE OVATION*
Arzie: HE IS THE VOICE OF THE UCTF... ROBERTTTTTT HINDENNNN!!!!!!
*Bob is now in the ring.. Arzie prepares to introduce his opponents.. When his MICROPHONE dies!*
Arzie: O_o!
*The lights go out, leaving the Jumbotron as the only illumination in the arena... A collage of wrestlers is shown on the big screen, followed by a loud BOOMING voice that is instantly known as the "TNA VOICE OVER GUY!"*
TNAVOG: THIS.. IS TNA!! .. WE.. ARE... WRESTLING!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*It's not over! The Video package goes into footage of Total Nonstop Action's earlier days as the voice continues...*
TNAVOG: IN MAY OF 2002... TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION WAS CREATED, IMMEDIATELY REVOLUTIONIZING THE SPORT OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING... FROM A SMALL UPSTART COMPANY, TNA QUICKLY GREW INTO THE NATIONALLY KNOWN ORGANIZATION IT IS TODAY. ALONG WITH THE HIGH IMPACT, EXCITING WRESTLING THAT WAS SHOWCASED ON A WEEKLY BASIS, TWO MEN BECAME RECOGNIZED AS THE VOICES OF THE NEW GENERATION OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING... THOSE MEN... WERE THE PROFESSOR, MIKE TENAY.. AND DON WEST!
*The video shows Don West and Mike READING FROM A SCRIPT.*
TNAVOG: AND SINCE THEN, NO OTHER ORGANIZATION HAS BEEN ABLE TO MATCH THE PASSION AND DRAMA THESE TWO MEN PORTRAY EVERY WEEK. NOT MICHAEL COLE, NOT JBL, NOT TAZZ, NOT JOEY STYLES, NOT JIM ROSS, NOT JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER, NOT NICK DIAMOND NOR JOHNNY GOMEZ... AND CERTAINLY.. NOT RALPH GERRARD NOR BOB HINDEN!
*By now, the arena is QUAKING with anger!*
TNAVOG: AND TONIGHT, MIKE TENAY AND DON WEST WILL PROVE THEIR DOMINANCE OVER THE PROFESSION OF COMMENTATING, WHEN THEY DEFEAT BOB HINDEN IN HIS OWN ORGANIZATION!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The TNA "IMPACT" theme song kicks up! Out walks Tenay and West, both wearing headset microphones as they storm down the aisle!*
Tenay: AND HERE COMES MIKE TENAY AND DON WEST!!!
West: LOOK AT THE FEAR IN BOB HINDEN'S EYES!!! I DON'T BLAME HIM! AFTER THE BEATING HE RECEIVED FROM US LAST TIME THEY MET, I'D BE READY TO SHIT MY BRITCHES!!!
Bob: D:!!!
Bob Hinden vs. Mike Tenay and Don West
Tenay: AND WE'RE IN THE RING!
Don: We're wisely SURROUNDING Bob now! That's great strategy!
!!DING DING DING!!
Tenay: AND THE MATCH IS UNDER WAY!!!!!!!!!!!
West: WE'RE CLOSING IN ON BOB! LOOK AT HIM! HE'S FREAKING OUT LIKE HE'S ON SOME KINDA BAD ACID TRIP!
Tenay: THAT'S BECAUSE HE HAS NO WHERE TO GO!
Bob: >=|!
*Surrounded, Bob does what any person in his situation would do, SWING AT EVERYTHING MOVING! Tenay is the unfortunate victim of Bob's blind rage, as he's knocked over with a double leg take down to a huge pop! You can almost hear Bob's former trainer, Jeice somewhere in the back marking out! The marking doesn't last for more than a second, though, as nailed from behind by Don West!*
Tenay: BOB GOES AFTER TENAY FIRST, BUT HE'S NAILED FROM BEHIND BY DON WEST!!
West: Bob didn't have much choice there! He was going to be punished no matter what he did!
*Bob attempts to roll out of the ring in vain! He's not going to get away that easily! West and Tenay force the lone commentator into the corner before delivering MUD HOLE stomps into his chest!*
West: WE'RE GOING TO WORK ON BOB!
Tenay: INDEED PARTNER! I CAN ONLY SUSPECT THAT THIS VIOLENCE IS GOING TO WORSEN AS THE MATCH CONTINUES!
Fans: X_X
West: WEST STANDS BOB UP!
Tenay: IRISH WHIP!!
West: OOOH!! WHAT A CLOTHESLINE BY TENAY!! GOOD LORRDDD!!! WEST STANDS UP BOB AGAIN!
Tenay: AND ANOTHER IRISH WHIP!
West: BUT THIS TIME TENAY HITS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! OH MY GOD!!
Tenay: YOU GOT TO ADMIRE BOB'S HEART! HE'S STANDING BACK UP AFTER THAT VICIOUS ATTACK!
West: YEAH, BUT HE NEEDS THE AID OF THE ROPES TO DO IT! AND HERE COMES WEST WITH A–WHOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*Bob, FINALLY realizing these morons are calling their moves before they're doing them, DUCKS the big clothesline from Don West, sending him flying over the top rope with a back body drop!*
Tenay: OH SH--
*The lone commentator follows through with Jeice's on "CLOTHESLINE FROM HFI L!!"*
Crowd: *POPS!*
*Bob slowly rolls over, covering Mike Tenay, while hooking the leg!*
Ref: 1.......... 2............... 2.9999999999!!!
*Don West makes the save at the last possible nanosecond!*
West: THAT'S AS CLOSE AS BOB'S EVER GONNA GET! A MIRACLE ALMOST HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT!
*Loopy from the hit from behind, Bob is easy pickings for Don West, who DROPKICKS his ass through the ropes and to the floor!*
West: WHAT A SHOW OF ATHLETICISM BY DON WEST!!
Tenay: THAT'S RIGHT AND.. O..OH NO! THEY'RE.. THEY'RE GETTING CHAIRS!
*The commentators leave the ring, grabbing a set of chairs from the outside! They toss Bob in, who's struggling to stand back up!*
West: COULD THEY...
Tenay: COULD IT BE?!?!
*The fans are starting to get PISSED at this! West and Tenay are as annoying as that "SUPER DRAGON" guy from the Wrestling Gone Wrong Videos! (Wrestlinggonewrong.com GO THERE!)*
Fans: ...SHUT THE FUCK UP! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* SHUT THE FUCK UP! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* SHUT THE FUCK UP! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* SHUT THE FUCK UP! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* SHUT THE FUCK UP! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* SHUT THE FUCK UP! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* SHUT THE FUCK UP! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* SHUT THE FUCK UP! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*
*Despite the chanting by the fans, West and Tenay continue their assault on Bob!*
Tenay: WEST, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A CON-CHAIR-TO!!!!!!!
West: IF THEY HIT THIS, BOB IS FINISHED!!!!
*The commentators draw back, and right before they strike, the LIGHTS GO OUT! Complete and utter darkness fills the open air arena for the next few moments, until a spotlight flashes on a single figure standing in the stands! In one hand is a singapore cane, and in the other, is a beer! The crowd goes INSANE with cheering, as his theme song starts playing through the sound system!*
!!YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH!!
!!YOU'VE GOT THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Ralph: e_e...........
!!YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Ralph leaps over the barrier and slides into the ring! West swings his chair WILDLY, missing the pudgey commentator who ducks low! Ralph spins around, NAILING west in the face with the cane! Don flies over the top rope! Ralph tosses Bob a bag... Bob, slowly looks inside, before revealing an almost DEMONIC smile!*
Bob: e___e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*As West climbs back onto the apron, Bob RUSHES his ass with the "SACK FULLA DOORKNOBS!"*
Tenay: WHERE THE HELL DID HE—
*Ralph LOWBLOWS Tenay with the cane, SHATTERING it over his nuts! Tenay doubles over as one would expect, in PERFECT position for Ralph's patented finisher!*
Ralph: e_e U-C-T-FUCKIN'-F!!!!!!!!!!!
*PILEDRIVER in the center of the ring! Tenay sits up from the attack, only to be NAILED in the face with the Sack-o-Knobs! While this is going on, Ralph climbs to the second rope, armed with the "10 DOLLAR ROLL OF QUARTERS"*
Ralph: >=|!!!!!!
*He comes off, hitting the right hand, quarters go FLYING all over the place! Bob makes the cover!*
Ref: 1..... 2....... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*"Dare" kicks up, as the honor of the UCTF has been protected once again, this time by a younger wrestling federation!*
Winners: BOB HINDEN AND RALPH "FUKKIN'" GERRARD!
*As the EMTs attend to the Commentators, Bob and Ralph celebrate their victories all the way back to their commentators station!*
Ralph: WHOOOOOOOO!! >=| WHOOOOOOO!!! I'M BACK! SOMEBODY GET ME SOME KFC STAT!
Bob: LONG TIME NO SEE!
Ralph: Yeah well e_e.. I had a lot of rehab and shit to do, ya know? Had to eat through a straw for a few weeks... shit like that. BUT I'M BACK!
Bob: o_o well.. THAT'S AWESOME!
Ralph: YEAH!! WHOOOO!!! LET'S CALL A FUCKING MATCH!!!
Arzie: The Following Triple Threat Match is scheduled for one fall… and it is for the ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP
*Not even a second following Arzie's announcement, the sound of an army marching to their objective fills the arena! The song is "Links 2, 3, 4" by Rammstein, the theme song of the former FOUR time UCTF Anime Champion! Stone faced and determined as ever, the man who slowly walks out onto the stage!*
Suicide: >=|…
Arzie: Introducing first… Hailing from Louisville, Kentucky… he is the former FOUR time UCTF Anime Champion… SETH CONWAY…. SUIIIIIIIICCIIIIDDDDEEEEE!!!
Ralph: He had to terrorize the president's family, goad him into a ladder match, and somehow BEAT him to do it, but Conway is here!
Bob: Conway is the only one of the three participants that has nothing to lose and everything to gain tonight. By the end of this Broadcast, Conway could be the only five time Anime Champion, AND simultaneously hold the Grand Championship title!
*Diving into the ring, Suicide marches to the furthest corner, climbs to the top rope, and raises his arms in the air.*
Bob: Unbelievably, this is the first time Conway has EVER gone for the Big Gold in the UCTF!
Ralph: Uhh… you know who else won the Grand Title the first time he went for it?
Bob: Who?
Ralph: no one… don't want to jinx Conway.
*Did I mention that this is one hate filled, main event??? "Flat Song" Rock N' Roll Soldiers kicks up, bringing down Andre Tau!*
Arzie: And Hailing from the State of California… He is the Pyromaniac… The Man with the Burning Lust… The FLAMER… The UCTF Anime Championnnnnnnnnnn ANDDDRREEEE TAUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Bob: And now the man who wasn't even supposed to BE IN THIS MATCH makes his way down the aisle!
Ralph: I wasn't here for it, but I heard he knocked the taste out of Kunoi's mouth, after destroying Dimitri backstage??
Bob: Indeed he did! Jeice threw him into the match after thinking Kunoi wouldn't be showing up tonight, so he's got a free pass into this triple threat match!
Ralph: I just hope he watches out for the Choke Sleeper Suplex.
Bob: Haha… you idiot. Why did you challenge Kunoi!? >=|
Ralph: I ate a sub really fast. =(
*Bob and Ralph didn't even touch on the hatred between Andre and SUICIDE! Andre stole his belt, Suicide drove him through a wall attached to a pick up truck! These guys LOATHE each other! But that matters none the less right now, as the greater evil's theme song begins to pipe up! "Water Pow" starts playing to an instantaneous chorus of boos, bringing down the haggard and pissed off UCTF Grand Champion!*
Arzie: Andddd finally… Hailing from Sapporo City, in the Hokkaido Prefecture of Japan… He is the longest reigning UCTF Grand Champion in historyyyyyyyyyyy… "THE DESTROYER" KUNOI ISHIGAMI!
*Kunoi slowly saunters down the aisle to his destiny. Two men who have been in the UCTF longer than he has stares a hole into his soul! They're both hungry. Both ready to take the biggest prize in the business away from the seemingly unstoppable champion! And tonight, after finally escaping kidnap and torture, with only two hours to prepare, Kunoi may just be prone enough to lose the Platinum Grand Championship!*
Kunoi: e_e…
*The Champ climbs into the ring, handing off the Grand Championship Title to the Senior Referee, Glen Sanchos, who already has Andre Tau's Anime Title in his possession. The referee holds both belts high in the air, before passing them off to the ring announcer.*
Bob: I'm getting that big fight feeling here!
Ralph: You can tell Kunoi's serious… he hasn't spoken a word YET! Usually he'd have 2/3rds of Hamlet finished by the time he climbs into the ring!
Kunoi Ishigami vs. Suicide vs. Andre Tau
*Kunoi's temporary vow of silence is just that: TEMPORARY.*
Kunoi: ........
*Boldly walking up to both men, Kunoi raises his judgmental finger, shaking it at Suicide.*
Kunoi: YOU'RE ONLY HERE BECAUSE JEICE LET YOU BEAT HIM! FACE IT, YOU JUST AIN'T GOT IT ANYMORE! IT AIN'T 2002 ANYMORE, SETH. AND—
*He turns to Andre.*
Kunoi: YOU'RE ONLY HERE BECAUSE JEICE THOUGHT I VACATED THE TITLE AND RAN AWAY FROM THE UCTF LIKE JIN SAOTOME! YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THIS MATCH!
*Now using BOTH arms, he gives his challengers a two fingered salute!*
Kunoi: FUCK BOTH OF YOU e_e!!!
*Not the smartest thing to do, but so what?! He just escaped a month of torture and had to watch his girlfriend give it up in some porn flick! He doesn't give a shit! Conway and Tau give each other a glance, before delivering a tandem punch to the champion's face! It's symbolic, as Kunoi's bell is rung the INSTANT the time keeper rings the bell on the outside of the ring!*
Bob: AND OUR MAIN EVENT IS UNDER WAY!
*Recovering from the double blow to the face, Kunoi springs off the rope, swinging a wild overhand chop directed at Suicide! Conway ducks the blow, while delivering a stiff kick to his midsection! Kunoi doubles over as he comes to a sliding stop, in PERFECT position for a DDT by Andre Tau! The flowing momentum sends Kunoi rolling through and BACK to his feet! Shaken from falling so fast on his head, his body tumbles into the ropes off balance, before he's CLOTHESLINED over the top rope by Suicide!*
Ralph: And out he goes!
*Kunoi shakes it off, slowly standing back to his feet. Inside the ring, Suicide is pumping Andre up, telling him to come off the top rope!*
Bob: Suicide and Andre are.. Working together?!
Ralph: Why not?! Get the champ out of the way first!
Bob: I think Andre is about to deliver a flying cross body!
*Andre springs off the ropes, preparing to throw his body over the top rope and to the floor, that is, until Conway DRILLS him in the face with a savate kick!*
Suicide: e_e
Ralph: *SPITS OUT HIS DRINK*
Bob: SUICIDE KICK!!!!
*Conway covers!*
Ref: 1....... 2........
*Tau kicks out by instinct alone, as that kick has damn near knocked him out! Pulling his rival from the canvas, Suicide slams Andre back first into the corner, and goes to work on the Anime Champion! From behind, Kunoi slides back into the ring, more pissed than ever!*
Kunoi: >=|!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*The Destroyer, ENRAGED, charges across the ring like an out of control locomotive! Suicide BAILS out of the way at the last second, leaving Andre all alone to feel the full force of Kunoi's open hand chop to the chest! The sound of flesh hitting flesh echos throughout the arena, garnering a collective "OOOOOOOOOH" from the spectators! Kunoi's missed his mark, and Suicide, now directly behind him intends to make him pay for it! Ishigami turns around, and is captured into the waiting arms of Conway, who tosses him backwards with a disgusting looking exploder suplex! Seth plants the man spread eagled back first into the canvas, and pops back to his feet, turning his attention to Andre Tau, now staggering from the corner.*
Seth: e_e!
*The former Military Champion locks his arm around Tau's neck, before driving him FACE FIRST into The Grand Champion, via Raven Darc's Endless Waltz!*
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!
*Conway's back up, standing in between the downed Tau and Ishigami, posing for the fans with a tribal scream!*
Crowd: *POPS!*
Bob: Conway's cunning has put him in control of the match..
Ralph: But he's a fool to stand there and celebrate! Get to pinning someone!
*Rolling Andre Tau off of Kunoi, Conway covers the champion!*
Ref: 1......... 2.......
*BUT Kunoi kicks out!*
Suicide: ...e_e...
*Turning Kunoi over, Suicide mounts him from behind, before delivering some INTENSE, Vader style cross faces! One thing you don't do, and Jeice found this out... is that you NEVER. NEVER tell Seth that he "ain't got it no more!"*
Suicide: I AIN'T GOT IT NO MORE, HUH?!!??!
Bob: My GOD look at the shots to the head!! If this were MMA, the ref would have stopped this match already!
Ralph: yeah well, that's why MMA is for pussies!! e_e
*After a good MINUTE of wailing on Ishigami, Suicide pops back to his feet, pulling The Destroyer up with him. Turning the SOB upside down, the former Anime Champion sets Kunoi up for a tombstone style Piledriver! Conway showboats as usual, turning Kunoi around for the entire arena to see! Little does he know, however, that Andre is slowly standing back to his feet!*
Seth: YOU WANNA SEE?!?! YOU WANNA SEE?!!? YOU WANNA SEE?!?!
Bob: UHH.. SETH!
*He turns the final corner!*
Seth: YOU WAN---
!!POP!!
*Tau LEVELS him with a flame filled savate kick to the mouth! Conway bends COMPLETELY backwards from the shot! Kunoi lands on his feet, reversing the position!*
Ralph: OH NO!!
*Kunoi drops to his butt OWEN HART style, jarring the Marine's neck on the canvas, before he BOUNCES into the air!*
Bob: TOMBSTONEEEEEE!!!!
*No sooner after Conway is made a few inches shorter from the tombstone, Andre rushes towards Kunoi, attempting to take the seated champion's head off with a kick! It doesn't work however, as Kunoi ROLLS backwards in anticipation! The exposed leg is INSTANTLY taken advantage of! Kunoi locks his own legs around Andre's and brings the Anime Champion to the canvas face first into a leg grapevine!*
Everyone: *STANDS UP* O_O
Bob: Ishigami with the submission! Conway's in NO shape to make the save!!
Ralph: And look at Tau!! He's in TREMENDOUS PAIN!
*Grounded in the center of the ring, The Anime Champion has NO where to go! The master of submission has him locked TIGHT!*
Bob: WELL THE ANIME CHAMPION TAP! WILL THIS BE HOW THE LEGACY OF THE ANIME CHAMPIONSHIP ENDS RIGHT HERE?!
*There's only one, uh.. unconventional means of escaping the iron clade submission hold! Focusing all of his energy together, Tau raises the temperature of his body to an INCREDIBLE degree! Ishigami's grip loosens, as Tau's skin becomes UNBEARABLE to the touch! It's the point where Kunoi can't hang on any longer, and is forced to release the hold or suffer 3rd degree burns!*
Kunoi: FUCK! >_<
Bob: AND KUNOI... let's go?!
Ralph: X_X if the heat we can feel from all the way up here is any indication.. I understand!
*With Kunoi temporarily out of commission, Andre fights to stand back up, literally BEATING the life back into his worked over leg!*
Ralph: This is Andre's chance to finally get in some damn offense!
*Back to his feet, Andre and Kunoi lock eyes for a split second, before both men lunge towards each other! Andre, fueled with his ignite energy, BLAZES (pun intended) past Kunoi, almost KNOCKING his damn head off with the flash clothesline!*
Bob: BIIIIIIIIIIIG CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!!!!!
*Standing back up, Andre lets out a war cry of his own once he feels the tide of the match slowly changing! Unknowingly, Suicide is back to his feet behind him!*
Bob: HERE COMES ANOTHER SURPRISE ATT--
*Suicide goes for the savate kick, but Andre CATCHES the foot!*
Seth: O_O
Tau: e_e
*Tau spins him, throws on a waistlock before hitting a STIFF German Suplex! Conway bounces off of his head AGAIN before rolling out of the ring!*
Ralph: WELL. ONCE TOO MANY TIMES!
*The Anime Champion, with his back to Kunoi, ignites his entire arm! He spins 180 degrees, bringing the flaming appendage right into Ishigami's midsection!*
Bob: BURN STRIKE! BURN STRIKE! BURN STRIKE BY THE ANIME CHAMPION! This can only mean...
*With the front Chancery locked, Andre DRILLS Kunoi with the EVENFLOW DDT added with the SUDDEN IMPACT finisher!!*
Bob: HE HITS IT! SUDDEN IMPACT DDT! SUDDEN IMPACT DDT ON THE GRAND CHAMPION!
*He covers!*
Ref: 1.......... 2............TH----
*But Conway PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!*
Bob: WHAT THE HELL?!
Ralph: Conway makes the save!! The match continues!
*The referee and Suicide argue on the outside, unaware the Andre Tau is sprinting towards them at FULL SPEED! Repeating the spot from the beginning of the match, Tau FLIES clear over the top rope, taking out BOTH Conway AND Glen Sanchos!*
!!POP!!
Bob: CONWAY WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!
*Tau is back to his feet first! Tossing Suicide into the ring, the Anime Champion follows! Pulling Conway into the center of the ring by his Camoflauge jacket, Andre also stands Kunoi back to his feet.*
Ralph: Double Front Chancery!
Bob: Andre's going for another Evenflow DDT to BOTH men at the same time! If he hits this!!
*He doesn't have the chance! Out of pure desperation, Ishigami and Conway work together to hit a DOUBLE Northern Lights Suplex on the Anime Champion!*
Bob: NORTHERN LIGHTS!!
Ralph: HE TOOK TOO LONG!
*Kunoi INSTANTLY turns on Suicide, delivering a BLATANT low blow!*
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!
*He wraps up the challenger, before hitting the EXPLODER ‘98! IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! Conway, already dropped on his head TWICE in this match up, shows just how stubborn he is by SITTING UP after the devestating suplex! Kunoi groans in disgust, driving himself into the ropes before springing towards the Seth!*
Bob: this DOESN'T LOOK GOOD FOR CONWAYYYY
*A half a second before finding himself on the receiving end of the shining wizard, Conway reverts back to basics with a DROP toe hold!*
Ralph: DROP TOE HOLD!
Bob: Conway hitting that one out of no where! That oughta stop Ishigami's momentum!
*Ishigami slowly stands back into the crawling position! NOT A GOOD PLACE TO BE WHILE IN THE RING WITH CONWAY!*
Seth: ....
*The former champion springs to his feet before hitting the ropes! Leaping into the air, he hits his patented AXE KICK!*
Crowd: *POP!!!!*
Ralph: how long has it been since we've seen THAT?!
Bob: I.. O_o honestly can't remember, but he's coming off the ropes again!
*Conway hits a SECOND axe kick! Ishigami rolls over to his back, in the PERFECT prone position in the center of the ring! Suicide's eyes light up, he begins his SLOW ascent to the top rope!*
Bob: What's he going for here?!
*We'll NEVER find out, as Kunoi KIPS back up to his feet!*
Seth: O_O!!!
*Kunoi FLIES across the ring, slapping the TASTE out of Seth with a NASTY flying Abise Kick! Conway loses balance and RACKS himself on the top rope!*
Ralph: WAY TOO SLOW THERE SETH!
Bob: Indeed! And Kunoi has him RIGHT where he wants him!
*With his back to Conway, Kunoi grabs the former Champion's arms!*
Ralph: UH OH! ICONOCLASM!
*Kunoi LAUNCHES Suicide off the top rope for the Iconoclasm! Conway, however, flips THROUGH the move, landing right on his feet!*
Kunoi: O_O!!
!!POP!!
*Conway responds with a Savate kick! Kunoi's body bounces off of the ropes, and RIGHT into the Fireman's carry! The crowd sees what's coming next and STAND to their feet in anticipation!*
Bob: KUNOI IN TROUBLE!! ISHIGAMI IN TROUBLE!
*Andre climbs back into the ring just as Conway is going for the COURT MARTIAL! On Kunoi's way to the ground, Andre leaps into the fray, NAILING the Evenflow DDT a the EXACT moment of the Court Martial!*
Ralph: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
Bob: EVEN FLOW COURT MARTIAL ON THE CHAMPION!!!! GOOD LORD!!!
*The Anime Champion and Conway turn to each other and start to trade blows in the center of the ring!*
Bob: This is it! Whoever comes out of this will be the Grand Champion!!
*Conway ducks a punch, lifting Tau into the fireman's carry!*
Ralph: HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO!
*Andre fights WILDLY while on Conway's shoulders! Enough to where Seth can't keep the fireman's carry locked! Bad news for him, as Tau brings Suicide down with the Tornado DDT!*
Bob: Court Martial reversed!!!!!!!
*Conway, CLUTCHING his abused head, lays on the canvas completely still! Now it's ANDRE who's slowly climbing up to the top rope!*
Ralph: Andre! What are you doing?!!?
Bob: Andre trying to put the exclaimation point on this match!
*It's not to be! Right as Tau completes his ascent to the top, Suicide LEAPS back to his feet! He's leaps to the top rope in a flash, NAILING Tau in the face with a forearm! Tau staggers, but fires back at Conway!*
Bob: Trading soup bones on the top rope! This will NOT end well for one of these two men!
Ralph: This is for the big gold.. Err.. Platinum!! They're giving EVERYTHING they got up there!
*Suicide gains the upper hand, LIFTING Andre Tau into his arms!*
Ralph: OH NO!!
Bob: COURT MARTIAL OFF THE TOP ROPE?!!?
*Nope!! Worse! Suicide performs the move he's only used ONCE in his entire UCTF Career! THE KI KRUSHER RIGHT OFF THE TOP ROPE!!*
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: KIIIIIIIIIII KRUSHAAAAAAAAA NINTEY NIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!! KIIIIIIIIIII KRUSHAAAAAAAAA NINTEY NIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!! KIIIIIIIIIII KRUSHAAAAAAAAA NINTEY NIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!! KIIIIIIIIIII KRUSHAAAAAAAAA NINTEY NIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!! KIIIIIIIIIII KRUSHAAAAAAAAA NINTEY NIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!
Ralph: HOLY DOCTOR EMMETT BROWN! IT'S 2002 AGAIN!!!
*Slumped in the corner, Suicide's eyes widen as he realizes Andre Tau, the Anime Champion is OUT in the center of the ring! Ishigami is no where to be found, and this is his final chance to not only become the UCTF Grand Champion, but to become the final wearer of the Anime Championship! His body worn completely out, he fights to grab a hold of the top rope, using it to pull himself back to his feet… But he's not done, He pulls himself to the top rope in the sitting position, before SLOOOWLY making the ascent to the top!*
Bob: HE'S GOING FOR IT!
Ralph: THE SMART BOMB! THE CLARKE KILLER!!
*Andre is in PERFECT position! Suicide salutes one final time, before FLINGING himself off the top rope! He soars through the air, locking his feet behind his back to obtain the maximum hang time! In the next second, everything slows down to a crawl.. time passes in slow motion. Only a mere feet from hitting his target, Suicide is MURDERED by Kunoi's BUISAKU KNEE KICK out of the air, who reappears into the ring out of THIN AIR! Suicide's body flips 180 degrees, sending the former champion FOREHEAD FIRST on the canvas!*
Ralph: JESUS!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: BUISAKU KNEE! BUISAKU KNEE!! BUISAKU KNEE WHILE SUICIDE WAS AIRBORNE!!!
*Kunoi lands on top of the lifeless Conway, hooking the leg and grapevining the other!*
Ref: 1……. 2………. 3!!!!!
!!!DING DING DING!!!
*Kunoi keeps the pinning hold on for another five seconds, before finally letting go and rolling over to his side in pain! Somehow, The champion MIRACULOUSLY retains the Championship!*
Bob: IT'S OVER! KUNOI RETAINS AGAIN!
Arzie: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… ANDDDD STIIIIIIILLLL ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING'S GRAAAAAND CHAMPION… KUNOIIIIII ISHIGAMIIIIII!!!!
*STILL on the canvas, Kunoi is awarded both the UCTF Anime and Grand Championships!*
Bob: The Anime Championship's Legacy ends here, with Kunoi Ishigami in the middle of the ring! What a match!
Winner and STILL UCTF Grand Champion: Kunoi Ishigami
*Kunoi, now back to his feet, climbs to the second rope in the corner, raising the now defunct Anime Championship in one hand, and the Platinum Grand Championship in the other. Fans rain down jeers from the audience, as confetti flows throughout the arena!*
Bob: Kunoi Ishigami remains your Grand Champion for another month! For Ralph Gerrard, This is Bob Hinden saying goodnight!
*SECONDS before the Program goes off the air, Kunoi's theme music comes to an abrupt end, and is promptly followed by…*
!!NEW JACK NEW JACK NEW JACK HUSTLA! N-N-N-N-N-EW JACK HUSTLA!!
*Hearing the early 90's gangsta rap anthem is enough to almost seize up the heart of Ishigami, who just BARELY managed to survive a war!*
Kunoi: …o_o… oh no… ooooh no.
!!KAAAAAAAAATHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!
*A titanic mound of ebony flesh comes CRASHING into the center of the ring, not only destroying the structure, but sending the bodies of Seth Conway, Andre Tau, and Kunoi Ishigami flying past each other and into three different sections of the Capacity Crowd! Standing in the newly formed crater is a being, nearing the 8 foot tall mark, topped off by his sparkling gold cornrows. His enormous body covered from head to toe in Sean John apparel, made from the finest silk money can buy. His 37 sized feet are wearing custom made "Fat Abbott Bapes™" straight from the shores of Japan. He stands up, straightening his spine, revealing a 500 pair of Ray Ban Shades, with a mouth full of iced out platinum that matches the platinum plated BEAR TRAP hanging from his neck! Yes, he is the ultimate walking, talking stereotype!*
100% Perfect Fat Abbott: …Hello Hello Hello, Patrons of the UCTF.
Bob: WHAT---
Ralph: ---THE FUCK---
*Backstage...*
Jeice: –IS THAT?!?!!?
Xiu: uhhh
Jeice: NO, SERIOUSLY! WHY IS THE LEADER OF THE GOLDEN LORDS ATTACKING THE UCTF?!?!! I DON'T HAVE ANY BLOODY MONEY TO BUY THEM CRACK!
*Xiu is paying NO attention to what's going on inside the arena! His eyes are fixated on something else...*
Xiu: UHH.. Jeice...
Jeice: WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
Xiu: turn around o_o
*Jeice turns around to see the entire sky FILLED with Mobile Suits! At the forefront of the militia of robots are Sandrock, Deathscythe, Heavyarms, Shenlong, and Wing Zero! The floor almost breaks under the impact of his JAW hitting it!*
Heero: OH PRESIDENT JEICE. E_E WE NEED TO TALK.
Jeice: D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*MEANWHILE!*
Yakuu: AAAAAAHHHH!! SIDESHOW BOB!!!!
Miko: What?!
Yakuu: I mean.. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! FAT ABBOTT'S ON TV!! AND HE'S POWERED UP AGAIN!!
Miko: ;_; OH SHIT!!
*Fubuki teleports into the room!*
Fubuki: DID YOU SEE–
Girls: YES!
Yakuu: Fat Abbott?! Does this mean we FINALLY have to confront him??
Fubuki: Fat Abbott? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
*The girls turn to Fubuki, now unsure of exactly WHAT she's screaming about.*
Miko: Umm... What did you mean?
Fubuki: THAT.
*As Fubuki points to the Balcony, all four of the girls run out to see ANOTHER army of mobile suits on their way to the Apartment Complex! What's even WORSE is that the LEADER of the army is none other than MASTER GUNDAM, RIDING A FLYING HORSE MECHA!*
Master Gundam: >=|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bosatsu: O_O MASTER GUNDAM!! ^___^ HE'S HERE TO PROTECT U—
!!!!!KAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!
*WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The newly rebuilt mecha fires a missile right into the girl's apartment complex, COMPLETELY leveling it! Somehow, the four girls barely managed to hang onto the now hanging balcony!*
Fubuki: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK!!
Yakuu: WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE!
Fubuki: oh yeah! >_<
*A tenth of a second later, the girls reappear on top of the Masenka apartment complex!*
Miko: Where the...
Yakuu: DID YOU TELEPORT US TO THE TOP OF THE FUCKING BUILDING YOU IDIOT?!!?
Fubuki: I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO THINK ALRIGHT!
*Hellfire rains down on the girls, who are attempting to find shelter on the roof of the Masenka Complex!*
Yakuu: TRY AGAIN, STUPID!!!
Fubuki: FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!
*Fubuki teleports the girl the INSTANT The Horse Gundam's foot CAVES in the roof of the apartment! A blink of an eye later, Fubuki and the girls reappear! They may be safe from the attacking Army of Gundams.... BUT THEY AIN'T SAFE!*
Fubuki: ...o_o... oh..oh no..
Yakuu: ...O for two, Fubuki!
*They're RIGHT IN FRONT OF FAT ABBOTT!*
Abbott: e_e! MY LUCKY DAY!
*MEANWHILE!*
Lo-Ruhamah: e_e That's it. I'm sick of Jeice's PR campaign.. ONE LITTLE attack on a fan and I'm demoted to having "MASSACRE PARTIES" with every little snot nosed kid across the planet!
*Lo is tired of Jeice's antics, and tonight, he's planned on FINALLY telling the President to kiss his ass!*
!!!!!!!!!KRAAAAAAAAAKKKKAAAATHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!
*Suddenly, the wall implodes from the impact of Jeice AND Xiu going through them!*
Jeice and Xiu: X____X!
Lo: o_o... Yeah... another time!
*Lo turns tail and HIGHTAILS it out of the arena, not looking back the entire way!*
Marcella: He–
Lo: SHUTUP!
*He snatches the nun and keeps running!*
Jeice: Seriously.. >_< Seriously. I'm tired of this UCTF shit. What now?!
*The crazed Gundam Pilot speaks into a microphone, as his gundam amplifies his voice throughout the farthest reaches of the city.*
Heero: ATTENTION PEOPLE OF ANIME CITY. I TRIED TO BE A NICE GUY. I TRIED TO DO THE RIGHT THINGS. I WAS EVEN THE MAYOR OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN CITY. BUT ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO GO HOME. EVEN WITH OUR CONSTANT WARRING, I FIT. I BELONGED. WELL, AFTER THE MISTREATMENT BY NOT ONLY THE PEOPLE OF THIS CITY, BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UCTF, AND BY SOMEONE I THOUGHT CARED FOR ME, I'VE HAD ENOUGH. YOU SEE.. I FOUND SOMETHING OUT. THANKS TO THE XANTHIUS INCIDENT SO MANY YEARS AGO, I REALIZED THAT .. HEY, I'M NOT EVEN FROM THE FUTURE! ^_^ I'M FROM AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION ALL TOGETHER.
*Everyone in the City has exited their houses, looking at the robot filled sky.*
Heero: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!!? ^___^
*The smile on Heero's face grows even WIDER! The man that he used to be is GONE. COMPLETELY GONE!*
Jeice: I..I don't like where this is going >_<
Heero: IT MEANS I DON'T HAVE TO SPARE THIS CITY ANYMORE! YOU HEAR ME?!! I'M GOING TO DESTROY THIS ENTIRE FUCKING ISLAND AND EVERYONE IN IT.
Xiu: D:!!!!!!!!!
Heero: AND I'M GOING TO DO IT WHILE YOU ALL LISTEN TO OUR ALBUM!!!
*The five Gundam Pilots split up, heading towards their own section of the city to destroy! And during it all, Heero begins playing the "WILD WING BOYS" theme they were forced to sing in front of the world Eight years ago!*
Fat Abbott: Heero! You traitor! You told me I'd have the city to rule for myself!
*The 100% powered individual takes his eyes off the game for a HALF second! Fubuki uses that moment to STRIKE HEAD ON!*
Fubuki: THIS IS IT EVERYBODY!! GET OUT OF YOUR SEATS!! ATTACK HIM! HE CAN'T TAKE ALL OF US AT THE SAME TIME!!
*The La Blue Girls head the charge into Fat Abbott! Kunoi, Suicide, Andre Tau, and THE ENTIRE CAPACITY CROWD leave their seats and aid the women on their attack!*
Ralph: Uhh.. Bob?
Bob: e_e Shit, if Heero's going to destroy this city ANYWAY, what do we have to lose?!
Ralph: ...I love you man ;_;
Bob: Yeah, I love you too. LET'S GET THIS FAT SON OF A BITCH!
*MEANWHILE, AT THE ANIME CITY HOSPTIAL, A familiar face is FINALLY being allowed to leave the hospital, after getting the beating of his life a few years ago from THE INCREDIBLE HULK! YES. SANO'S FINALLY LEAVING THE HOSPITAL.*
Orderly: Alright Sano! You're free to go!
Sano: Awesome. e_e I hope Poad's is still open.
Orderly: OH SHIT! SANO! WATCH OUT!!!!
*The one punch bastard looks up a second too late! The foot of a mobile doll CRASHES right on top of him! Seemingly crushing the drunken warrior on contact!*
........
*Suddenly, the foot of the Mobile suit cracks, with the fracture sweeping up it's leg quickly! The entire thing disintegrates, sending the robotic creature to the ground!*
Sano: e_e...... What the FUCK was that!?
*Sano looks out into the city that's being DISMANTLED by the rampaging Mobile Suits. He smiles slightly, before cracking his knuckles.*
Sano: ...looks like Poad's will have to wait for a little while.
*And that replays throughout the city! Former UCTF fighters, along with AVERAGE joes take to the streets, doing what they can to battle the enemies that are threatening their very existence! It's awe inspiring to see EVERYONE setting aside their differences and battling for their lives.... well, everyone BUT one person. SOMEWHERE ACROSS THE CITY–*
Lo: DRIVE FASTER DAMNIT! >=|
Cabby: I'M PEGGING THE SPEEDOMETER!! >=|
*YES! THAT COWARD LO IS GETTING THE HELL OUT OF DODGE AGAIN!*
Marcella: but.. We have to help!
Lo: YEAH, NO. E_E YOU SHOULD BE GLAD I EVEN STOPPED TO GET YOU, BI–
!!THUMP THUMP!!
Lo: ...o_o...
*Something loud physically lands on the roof, seconds before it's RIPPED OFF!*
Lo: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*IT'S MELVIC LILLITH!*
Melvic: GOING SOMEWHERE?! >=|
*The Former Grand Champion grabs Lo by the collar and flies out of the vehicle!*
Marcella: Lo!!
Lo: DLKAJDS;LFJ GET YOUR STINKING HANDS OFF OF ME!
Melvic: AS YOU WISH!!
*Melvic tosses Lo head first towards an incoming Mobile Doll! With only a second to react, Lo quickly chants a spell, engulfing his entire body into light!*
Lo: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
!!!THHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!
*Lo goes THROUGH the machine, destroying it on impact!*
Lo: >=|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE ARENA! Abbott stops the gang rush, knocking EVERYONE! Pulling out a mound of his own flesh, Abbott forms it into the very sword he aquired from the battle with the Boyfriend's club in their epic struggle hours ago!*
Abbott: THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT!?!? ONLY SEVEN THOUSAND OF YOU?! I'M FAT ABBOTT! I RUN THIS PLACE!
*He swings the sword down, sending a TIDAL WAVE of ki energy flowing into the entire group of attackers! The Grand Arena CAVES IN from the attack, sending bodies after bodies flying through the backstage area!*
Abbott: AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Bryan and Dusty arrive on the scene.*
Bryan: ..oh.. Oh no...
Kunoi: OH YES, BRYAN. LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. IS THAT THE SWORD THAT ABOMINATION USED ON ABBOTT EARLIER?!
Bryan: ...I knew we were forgetting something.
Kunoi: THAT BASTARD HAS ALCHEMIST POWERS NOW, DOESN'T HE?!
Bryan: look. That's neither here nor there at this point.
Kunoi: WHAT?!?! YOU REALIZE HE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL, RIGHT?! AND IT'S GOING TO BE ON YOUR HEAD!
Jeice: Bryan's right.
*Stumbling through the rumble is The President and his Sidekick.*
Jeice: Regardless of how we got here. We're here. e_e And that fat, black bastard has to be stopped. We're going to need everyone who has superpowers to attack him head on.. With everything they've got. It's our only way. Hey.. Where the hell is superman, anyway?! >=|
*Somewhere in the arctic, the Man of Steel sits in silence, eating a plate of Beef Bourguignon, with Ketchup.*
Superman: e_e... *chews*
*BACK IN ANIME CITY.*
Jeice: Kid. Just like we rehearsed. >=|
Xiu: .. ^_^!!!!
*Jeice and the Blue Wonder take off into the sky, drawing the attention of Fat Abbott*
Fat Abbott: More Futility?! GIVE IT UP!
Jeice: EVERYONE, ATTACK HIM HEAD WITH EVERYTHING YOU GOT!! HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Xiu: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
*Jeice and Xiu glow into red and blue balls of ki respectively! Once fully powered, their ki intertwines, creating a whirlwind of purple energy!*
Jeice AND Xiu: PURPLE COMET CRUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
!!!!!!!FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
*Abbott is bombarded with several bolts of ki energy! Meanwhile on the ground, the UCTF fighters, Past and Present give him EVERYTHING they've got!*
Duston: PURPLE COMET ATTACKKKKKKKK!!!!
Miko: AOIIIIIII TATSUUUUUUUUUUUUU-----
Bryan: DAIDAN'EN HITAREEEEE-----
Xamot: MEGALA----------
Fubuki: AURORAAAAAAAA----
*Bosatsu looks out into the open air, and her skin becomes pale which she realizes that even if they SOMEHOW defeat Fat Abbott, Master Gundam and his army of mobile dolls are on their way! The Master Gundam, programmed for the SOLE purpose of Destroying the La Blue Girls is closing in on it's target!*
Master: e_e!!
Bosatsu: D:!!!!!!!
*Outside the Arena, Raven Darc, STILL injured from his match, slowly stumbles out into the open.*
Raven: HEERO!!!!!
*The Pilot haults his attack on the Open Air Arena, now setting his sites on the man who STARTED his downward Spiral in the first place!*
Raven: HEERO! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR! STOP THIS!
Heero: >=|..
Raven: ATLEAST FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN! GET OUT OF THE SUIT AND LET'S DO THIS LIKE TWO MEN!
*Heero is a prideful young man, but what he isn't, is STUPID. He turns the Double Buster Gun toward Raven, preparing to pull the trigger at point blank range!*
Heero: No.
*The beam cannon starts to power up! Raven is WAY too tired to fight back!*
Heero: SHIII-NEEEEEEEE!!!
!!!!!!!!!!WWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNDDDD SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
*OUTTA NO WHERE, Inuyasha DESTROYS the Beam Cannon with Tessaiga! He lands a few feet way from Raven Darc, keeping his back to the former Intergalactic Champion the entire time.*
Inuyasha: First I beat your ass, then I have to save your life. You're truly Pathetic!
Raven: >=|...
*Raven screams out in pain, transforming into his full demon mode.*
Raven: The Gundam.
Inuyasha: ..right.
*The half demons leap onto the Wing Zero right as it takes off into the atmosphere!*
Raven: GIVE IT UP, HEERO!
Heero: OH, YOU'RE STILL HANGING ON? LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU'LL DO IN FUCKING SPACE RAVEN!! CAN YOU BREATHE IN SPACE?!!?!?!?!
Inuyasha: RAVEN, I CAN'T BREATHE IN SPACE. CAN YOU?!
Raven: NO!
Inuyasha: THEN THIS THING HAS TO GO DOWN RIGHT NOW! >=|
*The chain barrage explodes from Raven's back, attaching themselves to as many parts of the Gundam as Possible! Raven unleashes another inhuman scream, sending EVERYTHING he has via electricity into the Gundam's system! Meanwhile, Inuyasha STABS away at the machine!*
Heero: they're overloading the zero system!!
*The Gundam begins to lose speed, Heero shrugs.*
Heero: e_e then we all die.
*Heero reverses the direction of the Gundam, rocketing the wrecked ship towards the ground!*
Heero: >=|!!!!!!!!
*MEANWHILE, the worn out fighters inside what USED to be the UCTF complex are all laboring to breathe.. A large cloud of smoke where Fat Abbott was standing remains...*
Xiu: We did it!
Jeice: You know, Xiu.. I've learned to NEVER trust large clouds of smoke in my life. EVERYBODY, GET BACK!
*Jeice's warning comes too late, as Abbott, totally unharmed, but now half naked from having his clothes burned off, LEAPS from the cloud of smoke, grabbing the first person he could find! That person is POOR LITTLE BOSATSU ;_;*
Bosatsu: ACCKK!!!
Miko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Fat Abbott: AH.. e_e Bosatsu.. The one who killed me the first time. Oh how life comes full circle. You kill me in front of all my friends, and now I will do the same to you.
*Duston SPRINGS into action without a second thought, but HE'S snatched by Abbott's OTHER hand!*
Abbott: And with you, I'll destroy the only thing you have left. Your BELT!
Bosatsu: ;_; Dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Miko: ABBOTT! PUT THEM DOWN! You don't have to do this!!
Abbott: Oh, to the contrary, chinese bitch. This little girl has a DATE with the Bear trap around my neck!
*Seeing Bosatsu and the belt in danger, Something in Master Gundam's programming begins to glitch! Suddenly, flashes of the past replays through the powerful Gundam's memory banks! From the first time Bosatsu test flew the machine, to the time it battled Abbott in the streets of Anime City.. The Machine's programming is overridden!*
Master: >=|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!KAAAAAAATHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!
*The Gundam Attacks Abbott From behind!*
Abbott: ... THAT DAMN GUNDAM AGAIN!! >=|
Bosatsu: o_o Master?!
*Abbott Tosses the Girl and the Belt to the side, before transforming into his FIFTY FOOT tall version! That's right! Super 100% Perfect Abbott! He punches through the Gundam's robotic Horse and into the mobile suit's face, knocking him into the far wall of the Arena!*
Xiu: this.. Is fucked up o_o
Jeice: yeah. O_o
*Master gives Bosatsu a final look, before GRABBING Abbott around the waist!*
Master: Goodbye. Bosatsu.
Bosatsu: MASTER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
*The Gundam Rockets off with Super 100% Perfect Abbott attached! They rocket past the falling Wing Zero carrying Heero, Raven and Inuyasha on it's way past!*
Abbott: WHAT ARE YOU DOING! TAKING ME TO SPACE AGAIN?! THAT SHIT DIDN'T WORK LAST TIME, REMEMBER?! I CAME BACK! I ALWAYS COME BACK!! YOU HEAR ME!?!?!?! I ALWAYS COME BACK!!
*No, the Gundam isn't taking him to space.. They're going.. Somewhere much worse...*
Napa Valley, California
*Hundreds of miles later, Master Gundam prepares to complete it's final mission! Abbott looks down, and almost has a heart attack when he realizes where he is! It's a farm, with vegetables as far as the eye can see! Suddenly, Abbott's confidence is shaken!*
Abbott: NO!! NO!!! DON'T DO THIS!! WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS!! DON'T DO THIS!!!
Master: >=|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*It's too late for a negotiation! Master SUICIDE'S himself into the vegetable farm, INSTANTLY erupting with an explosion that eliminates MILES AND MILES of land! Abbott's body is erradicated, breaking down to the his very CELLS!*
Abbott: AAAAAAAAAUGUGUGHGHGHGHAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODL;AKDSJF;LJ
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KKKKKKKKRRAAAAKAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Farmer: What the HELL was th– o_o. Oh.. Oh god.. OH GOD!! MY FARM!!
*What used to be the farmer's very lively hood is no more! In fact, the crater is SO HUGE, he can't see the bottom!*
Farmer: X_X *faints*
*finally.. FINALLY Abbott is eliminated, but in the same moment, the brave machine, Master Gundam was sent into oblivion as well. The atmosphere inside the UCTF Arena is of silence, as the citizens on the inside stand in disbelief after the events that have transpired.*
Jeice: Is it o–
!!!KAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!
*Jeice's sentence isn't even completed, as WING ZERO CRASHES INTO THE ARENA! The following explosion knocks EVERYONE off their feet! Raven, miraculously crawls out of the wreckage, pulling the unconscious Inuyasha behind him!*
Raven: ugh... that..fucking..sucked..
*He doesn't get far, as he's ELBOWED in the spot where his wing used to be!*
Raven: RAARRRGHGHHHH!!
*HEERO'S STILL ALIVE AND WELL!*
Heero: IT'S NOT OVER! IT'LL NEVER BE OVER!!
Raven: DAMNIT!!
*Raven elbows Heero to the face! Back to his feet, he rushes the Gundam Pilot, EATING a kick to the midsection! Heero locks on a front chancery, while hammerlocking Raven's arm! He yells out, MACHINE SUPLEXING the half demon onto the wreckage of his Gundam!*
Raven: ARRGUGUHHASDFHHH!!
Bryan: RAVEN!
*Jeice stops Bryan from interfering.*
Jeice: No, Mate. This is between them. e_e Let them finish this once and for all.
*Raven rolls around on the ground, writhing in pain, as the somehow UNBREAKABLE pilot slowly stalks him!*
Heero: e_e...
*From the sidelines, Fubuki Kai IS BLUSHING! Just like a bitch! She's happy this is all over her!*
Fubuki: OOOOH COME ON GUYYYSSS!! DON'T FIGHT OVER MEEEEEEE *^^*–OH SHIT!!
*She suddenly finds herself ducking a blade thrown by Heero! Raven uses the distraction to his advantage, TACKLING Heero to the ground!*
Crowd: *POPS!!*
*They battle back to their feet, trading soup bones back and forth in front of the crowd!*
Bob: COME ON RAVEN!! THAT GUY CHOKED ME OUT FOR NO REASON!
*While the 1 on 1 fight continues, the other four Gundam Pilots rush into the arena, returning after Wing Zero's signal dropped out on their respective radars. The Pilots stand and watch with the rest of the crowd members!*
Heero: It's over Raven! It ends here!
*Heero LIFTS Raven into the air upside down as if to go for the vertical Suplex!*
Jeice: uh oh...
*But instead, he flips him back down, turning it into the STO ontop of Wing Zero! Raven's down!!*
Heero: HAHAHAHAHA!! YOU GOT THE GIRL RAVEN! LOOK WHERE IT GOT YOU NOW!!
*Raven is unresponsive, but it's NOT enough for Heero, who pulls out his Piano Wire! He wraps it around the half demon's neck, DRIVES his foot into his back, and pulls as hard as he can!*
"Heero! Stop it! You've won, alright! Let the man go!
*Heero slowly turns around to see who's trying to reason with him.. It's Seth Conway!*
Heero: ...
Suicide: Heero. Come on. Don't do this! Don't be the bad guy just because some bitch cheated on you! You're a freaking war hero man! Don't let some broad turn you into some mass murderer!
Heero: ...
*He starts to loosen the grip of his opponent, finally showing a side of humanity no one has seen from him in quite some time. Suicide was right. In his own time.. His own universe. He WAS a Hero.*
"I'm sorry."
*Trowa Barton shows up beside Heero Yuy, a PISTOL is drawn and pointed at Conway.*
Seth: o_o
Trowa: e_e But we came this far, I won't allow you to ruin the mission, no matter who you are.
*POP!*
*Without a SECOND THOUGHT, The Stoic Trowa Barton caps Suicide RIGHT in the chest! The leader of the militia hits the ground instantly.*
Everyone: O_O!!!!!
Heero: ................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Heero LEAPS ontop of Trowa in a blind rage, BEATING THE LIFE out of his own best friend! It's only a few punches later that Trowa is UNRECOGNIZABLE from the beating! The remaining Gundam Pilots leap into action, literally taking all three of them to pull Heero off of him!*
Trowa: ...you've gone soft.
*Jeice comes to Suicide's aid, putting his hand on the wound to stop the bleeding.*
Jeice: WHERE THE FUCK IS MELVIC?!!? GET A PARAMEDIC IN HERE! NOW!!!
*EMTs stop helping the minorly injured spectators to rush to Suicide's aid. Heero crawls over to him, his attitude completely flip flopped from before.*
Heero: ..I..I just wanted to go home..
Jeice: Yeah, and blowing everyone the FUCK up was your way to get back there huh. GREAT PLAN, ASSHOLE! >=| See if I'm re-electing you next term!
*Xiu slowly pipes into the conversation..*
Xiu: uhh.. Is it ...just a trip to another dimension taht you're needing?
Everyone: ...?
Xiu: ...what? You think this Key I carry around all the time is just for unlocking big fucking doors?
Everyone: .........
*And that was that! Xiu, using his powers sent Heero, the other Gundam Pilots, and the mobile dolls back to their own time. Finally after eight years, Heero was back where he belonged, defending the Colonies from the soldiers of Oz. The survivors of the attack on Anime Island, looked on at the destruction of their city, and winced at the thought of how much it would cost to rebuild this freaking island.. AGAIN!*
Jeice: Hey.. Guys. Suicide's going to be alright. The bullet was only an inch away from his heart. They've stabilized his condition at the hospital.
Bryan: x_x man. That was close.
Jeice: yeah.
*Raven, wrapped in white gauze, is being healed by Melvic Lillith, who's got a LOAD of people to go after him.*
Raven: You know what, Man? I wouldn't mind having one of damn Lariat's you're always masterbating about.
Jeice: heh.
Xiu: uhh.. O_o me too, actually.
Kunoi: e_e yeah, boss. Throw me one too. Let's drink to surviving another lunatic attacking the city.
Jeice: Sure but.. You know what? Earlier this morning I had a FUZE from the local store. O_o and I'll be honest, mates. That shit was TEN TIMES the drink of Lariat!
Everyone: O_O
Jeice: I'M FUCKING SERIOUS X_X And it was more than just one flavor! I'm getting TIRED of this apple bull crap! I need to have some diversity in my drinks like Fruitopia used to have! Here! Try them out! ^___^
*He starts passing bottles out!*
Xiu: uhh.. You sure this is a good idea?
Jeice: stop being paranoid, what could go wr--
*And with that, the lights SHUT DOWN, as if someone pulled the plug on the UCTF!*
Jeice: ...............
Everyone: .........
Raven: *SIP* MMMMMMMM!! THAT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOD FORESHADOWING!
End.
!!ALTERNATE ENDING!!
*I didn't know how to end this at first, and I had multiple Ideas flowing through my head.. here's Alternate ending #1!*
Xiu: well.. that's th--
*Before Xiu can finish his statement, Heero Yuy HAULS ASS AROUND THE CORNER! Everyone looks on in bewilderment, trying to figure out HOW he's there!*
Heero: GUYS!! GUYS!!
Xiu: ...o_o Heero. I just sent you back to your own universe.
Heero: I KNOW. BUT I'M BACK. I'M BACK FROM MY OWN UNIVERSE.
Xiu: ..........GREAT SCOTT!
*Xiu goes BELLY UP, passing out on the canvas, as the scene slowly zooms out, showing the destroyed UCTF complex!*
!!COMING SOON!!
*Corny Wild West music plays in the background, as the four boyfriends make their way through the old west with Heero.*
Cowboy: HEY, SHOULDN'T YOU ORIENTALS BE WORKING ON THE RAILROAD?!
Heero and Kunoi: e_e..
*PUNCH!*
Cowboy: X_X_X_X_X
Raven: I'm Eastwood... CLINT EASTWOOD!
Cowboy: THAT GUY WITH THE EARS IS THE DEVIL!!
Bryan: D:!!!
Cowboy: AND THAT OTHER ONE GOT A GOLD FACE!
Dusty: *takes a sip of beer* e_e
*PUNCH! BOW! SLAP PUNCH*
Bryan: COME ON GUYZ!! WE NEED TO PUT MORE POWER INTO THIS TRAIN OR WE'LL NEVER GET BACK!!!!!!!!
Heero: Give me TEN minutes!
*The Train transforms into a fucking MECHA!*
Heero: I give you Wing 1885 e_e
*THE BOYS STAND TOGETHER AND TAKE AN OLDSCHOOL STYLE 1880S PICTURE!*
!!THE BOYFRIENDS CLUB IN THE WEST!!
*Alright.. here's alternate ending #2. This would have only worked if Bryan was the one sending Heero back to his own time, though*
*Heero steps through the doorway, and into his universe. Looking out into the bleak darkness of space, Heero sighs in relief. He's home.*
Heero: .. it's over.
Duo: uhh.. you sure? Where's the colonies?
*The pilots look around, but the Space colonies are NO where to be found.*
Quatre: guys.. I don't even think we're on earth o_o
*SURE ENOUGH, a bolt of energy crashes right by them, and the pilots DIVE for safety!*
Heero: WHAT THE HELL?!
*Standing before them is Queen Beryl, and the ENTIRE "Negaverse" behind him!*
Queen Beryl: ..O_o You're not Princess Serenity.
Heero: ...AND THIS ISN'T THE SPACE COLONY!!!!!!!! BRYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Heero hears one final jovial laugh from the GIANT TOOL before it vanishes for good.*
Bryan: LOL!! HEEL!!!!!!!
*x_x.. yeah.*