*The scene opens with a shot of a nametag on a desk that reads "President Jeice" before the shot slowly pans out to show the President of the Ultimate Crossover Tournament Fighting league sitting with his legs crossed at his desk. This is the actual first time he's ever sat here... When he became the president of the UCTF over a year, the building had been torn to shreds after a battle that claimed the lives of hundreds, and left this very structure crumbling under itself. Tonight, as the newly reconstructed building prepares to host the Tenth Edition of On Your Computer, the president mind couldn't be further from his recent accomplishments. He knows that it's inevitible, there will be an attack. He just doesn't know when, or where.*
Jeice: Alright. We're moving Kunoi Ishigami vs. Melvic Lillith down. Due to a new stipulation in their match, we will be replacing the main event with Heero Yuy vs. Raven Darc for the Intergalactic Championship.
Official: Yes sir!
Xiu: Why are we doing that?
Jeice: It seems that this match will have a little more significance. If Raven Darc loses, he'll be executed in the parking lot.
Xiu: holy crap o_o.
Jeice: And besides.. I have a feeling that We're going to need a healer like Melvic Lillith at 100% before the nights over.
Xiu: You actually think something's going to happen tonight?
Jeice: Yeah, mate. I can feel it in my bones. This night is going to be interesting. Did you try the thing with your key?
Xiu: no luck. Where ever they are, I couldn't find them.
Jeice: Damnit! >=| ... o_o.. wait.
*The president pops out of his seat*
Jeice: I remember Vegeta told me before the fight.. that there's a .. "back door."
Xiu: O_o a back door.
Jeice: I didn't stutter! >=| There was a back door entrance that was put into the UCTF Arena to gain access to Universe Zero. And guess who's about to go down there and find it?
Xiu: ..=\ I think I know.
Jeice: And pick me up a pretzel on your way back, will ya?
Xiu: yeah yeah. e_e
*As Xiu leaves, Jeice looks outside the window, into the bright UCTF skyline..*
Jeice: Jeice.. you're just being paranoid... if they were going to attack.. they would have did it while all of us were sleeping anyway. ^_^ They're certainly not going to attack you on one of the biggest PPVs of the year!
*Several miles above the earth.. orbiting over the planet...*
Superman: e_e.....
Bob: WELCOMEEEEEEEE EVERYONE TO ON YOUR COMPUTER.. IMMINATING FROM THE NEWLY REBUILT ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING ARENA IN THE HEART OF ANIME CITYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Crowd: *HUGE POP!!*
Bob: TONIGHT WE HAVE FIVE TITLE MATCHES INCLUDING THE ANIME, WORLD, NRA, SWORDMASTER, INTERGALACTIC AND GRAND CHAMPIONSHIPS!
Ralph: Tonight is so exciting, I have no chicken!
Bob: INDEED!
Arzie: Tonight's opening match is scheduled for one fall.. And it is for the ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S ANIMEEEEEEEE CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPP!!!
*The lights of the Open Air Arena fade into darkness, as "Forever Torment" brings down the man who was INCHES away from defeating the Grand Champion on the last UCTF Massacre! Being dragged closely behind on a short leash is Xamot's slave girl Melinda, who was instrumental in his defeat against the Man of Steel only a few weeks ago!*
Arzie: Introducing the challenger... hailing from Parts Unknown.. Standing at Six feet, two inches... and weighing in at two-hundred twenty pounds.. Being escorted to the ring by his Slave Girl, Melinda... HE IS XAMOTTTTTTTT THE DEMONNNNNNNNNNNN
Bob: Xamot has not only defeated Superman in battle, but he came within an EYELASH.. AN EYELASH of defeating Melvic Lillith in the middle of the ring!
Ralph: Is that why Jeice is giving this guy a Anime Title shot? He better make the most of it!
*The demon climbs into the ring as the lights illuminate the arena once more.*
Arzie: INTRODUCING NEXT.... THE CHAMPION!!!!
*"Flag Song" by Rock ‘n Roll Soldiers kicks up over the sound system, followed by a HUGE pyro explosion on the ramp, leaving several columns of fire burning from the entrance way, and down the aisleway! Slowly walking from behind the curtain is the new UCTF Anime Champion, the man who ended Suicide's fourth reign as Champion!*
Arzie: STANDING AT SIX FEET AND ZERO INCHES TALL, AND WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED-EIGHTY SEVEN POUNDS..... HE IS THE NEW ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHAMPION.... AAAANNNNNDDDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Ralph: O_o what the hell?
Bob: Uhh.. I think Jeice told Arzie to go over the top.. We're back in the open air arena after all!
*Backstage*
Suicide: e_e.................
UCTF Anime Championship
Xamot vs. Andre Tau
!!DING DING DING!!
*The New Champion strips away the most heavily defended title in UCTF History, and hands it over to the referee. Xamot watches the Gold being carried past him, before turning back towards Tau. He slowly walks towards the champion, while on the outside, Melinda slowly climbs onto the apron!*
Bob: The match has started, the Pay Per View is officially under way, and Melinda's already attempting to interfere in this contest!
*Moving as if he has eyes in the back of his head, Andre knocks Melinda off of the apron with a stinging right to the face! She flies to the floor below, succeeding in drawing Andre's precious eyes off the game! Xamot Shadow Charges Andre through the ropes!*
Bob: The champion knocked onto the apron!
Ralph: That's what he gets for punching a girl in the face!
*On his way back up, He BARELY manages to avoid Xamot's "Panther Claw!" The challenger is left wide open after missing, and is caught in the face with a STIFF kick that knocks him backwards a few steps! Andre runs up to the top rope, and dives onto Xamot, locking on the front chancery mid flight! Xamot blocks the tornado DDT, sending the champion neck first on the canvas!*
Bob: NOBODY HOME FOR ANDRE!
Ralph: Man.. I think if he would have landed that DDT.. o_o
*Andre slowly staggers back up after landing neck first from the top rope... he turns around, right into Xamot snatching his giant hand around his throat!*
Xamot: >=|!!!
Ralph: oh shi–
Bob: Andre miscalculated with that DDT, and now it may come back to cost him the Anime Championship!
*Xamot thrusts Andre into the air for the big chokeslam! At the apex of the lift, Andre locks his legs around Xamot's neck, before SNAPPING the demon upside down and insdie out with a headscissors take over! Both Xamot and Tau leap back to their feet in a blur, with the faster Andre Tau NAILING him with a flash clothesline that takes both he AND Xamot out of the ring!*
Bob: What a clothesline! Andre sacrificed his own body for added impact!
Ralph: And after both landing on the tops of their heads.. Neither of them look too happy. e_e.
*The champion is the first to return to his feet, but any advantage he was beginning to gain is stripped from him, as Melinda leaps onto his back! She executes a puny version of a sleeper hold that bears no effect against Tau.*
Tau: e_e..
*The champion simply charges backwards, ramming the slave girl's back into the steel post! The frail woman is crushed between Andre and the ring post, before losing her grip and falling to the concrete.*
Ralph: HEY, HE HIT HER AGAIN! >=|
Bob: SHE'S TRYING TO INTERFERE!
*Andre turns around, BARELY avoiding a big clothesline from the japanese demon! He fires back with fast, firey hands, delivering several blows to the demon's body.*
Bob: Andre showing that he's EASILY the faster of the two!
*Xamot, tired of being hit, catches a right by Andre, seconds before lifting the Anime Champion over his head with ease! With the Champion over his head with one arm, Xamot launches Tau face first into the ring post!*!
Ralph: But Xamot's the stronger.. It seems o_o
*The champion lies motionless from being launched like a torpedo into the ring post, while Xamot goes under the ring, sliding out a table from underneath! Someone made a call to home depot!*
Xamot: e_e...........
Bob: Oh no.. that Sadistic Streak! That dark demented side of Xamot is coming out! Remember, this bastard hanged Melinda just to get a win outta superman a few weeks ago!
*The champ is tossed back into the ring by Xamot, who methodically climbs in and stalks his prey! The champion rolls around, allowing the camera to get it's first view of his now bloody forehead!*
Ralph: He's cut! Musta been from landing into that pole!
Bob: And bleeding seems like the least of Mr. Tau's problems at the moment!
*The demon grabs Andre by the shirt, before pulling the champion back to his feet... Whispering inaudible words to his opponent, Xamot slaps his giant hand around Andre's neck!*
Bob: I knew it! He's going to drive Andre out of the ring and through that damn table!
Ralph: then hit the concrete floor x_x yeah. This is going to be great!
*Xamot thrusts Tau into the air, only to be kicked square in the face!*
Bob: TAU REVERSES!
*Tau follows with a low blow, bending the big bastaard over! He slaps on the front chancery on Xamot, before calling for the Evenflow DDT!*
Bob: THIS COULD BE IT!
*Melinda comes off the top rope and lands on Andre's back!*
Andre: DAMNIT! >_<
*Xamot slips out of the chancery, before snatching Andre around the neck for a second time!*
Ralph: OHH NO!!
Bob: He's not gonna... o_o
*XAMOT DEMON PRESSES ANDRE TAU AND MELINDA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE TABLE BELOW!*
!!SMACK!!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bob: CHOKESLAM TH...O_O THE TABLE DIDN'T BREAK!!
*The table gives a SLIGHT bend at the 300+lbs landing on top of it! Andre and Melinda slowly slip off of it before landing on the concrete floor!*
Ralph: What the HELL was that made of?!!
Bob: I don't know but... WOW! Xamot with ZERO regard for his own teammates!
*The challenger flashes a demented smirk, while slowly taking a few steps backwards.. Surveying the damage that he caused on the outside of the ring! The referee, shocked.. Looks on while making a ten count.. Remember folks, titles in the UCTF can change REGARDLESS of reason besides disqualification!*
Bob: The referee making his ten count, and frankly.. After that landing, I think Andre Tau is in no shape of responding to it!
Ralph: The table didn't BREAK! It barely bent!!
*Andre.. Acting on only instinct alone, stands back to his feet! That's when inside the ring, Xamot takes a running start towards the ropes!*
Bob: ...oh..oh..oh NO!!
*The demon leaps OVER the top rope, landing a body press on the much smaller Tau, sending BOTH men crashing to the concrete below!*
Fans: *HUGE POP!*
Bob: WHAT A MOVE BY XAMOT!
Ralph: ..yeah.. O_o that was actually pretty freakin sweet!
*Xamot pops back, and he can feel his victory drawing dangerously close! Clasping his hands together, the demon begins gathering ki together! Something NOT GOOD is about to happen to the UCTF Anime Champion!*
Bob: This does not bode well.. If Xamot hits.. Whatever he's going for...!
*Andre is back up to his feet, seconds as Xamot let's a GIANT steam of Ki rip through the arena! Andre, out of PURE desperation DUCKS the blast, as it is sent flying out of the open air arena!*
Bob: THE CHAMPION AVOIDS--
*Xamot is left WIDE open, and is caught on the butt of his chin with a flame filled uppercut! A kick to the midsection later, Xamot is locked in the front chancery. Andre takes off, running up the barrier with Xamot locked in a headlock, before driving the demon into the table with a running tornado DDT! The table does NOT give, as both men bounce off!*
Bob: DDT BY TAU!
Ralph: o_o.. It still didn't break..
*elsewhere*
Kenshin: e_e... (INSIDE JOKE)
*Andre, now in control of the match, flings the table into the ring before climbing in after it. The bloodied Anime Champion sets up the table in the center of the ring before turning towards the following Xamot. He drives several boots in to the demons back, before picking him back up to his feet!*
Bob: Andre could be seconds away from putting the challenger away here!
*While keeping the demon secured in a ddt position, Andre backs into the corner before slowly climbing to the top rope! He's going to put Xamot away with a Evenflow DDT from the heavens!*
Ralph: oh no.. and that TABLE.. That TABLE is in the ring!
*Melinda leaps onto the top rope behind Andre, attaching herself to his back in attempt to block the DDT!*
Bob: DAMNIT MELINDA AGAIN!
Andre: ... >=|!!!!!!!!!!!!
*REGARDLESS, Andre screams out, before LEAPING off the top rope with both Xamot in the DDT position AND Melinda on his back! ALL THREE crash into the table, at the PRECISE moment Andre's "SUDDEN IMPACT" manifests, causing a GIANT explosion in the center of the damn ring!*
!!!!!!!!!!CRAAAAAAAAAFLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!
Bob: EVENFLOW DDT!! SUDDEN IMPACT!! OH MY GOD!!!!
*Tau covers Xamot, with Melinda damn near DEAD on the other side of the ring!*
Ref: 1.............. 2................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!DING DING DING!!
*"Flag Song" by Rock ‘n Roll Soliders kick up, as the bloodied Andre Tau is awarded the UCTF Anime Championship after an AWESOME opening match!*
Arzie: THE WINNER.. AND STIIIIILLLLL ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S ANIME CHAMPION... ANDREEEEE TAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Winner and STILL UCTF Anime Championship: Andre Tau
Bob: After an awesome contest between Xamot and Andre Tau, the pyro.. The flamer takes the win after an impressive, three man Evenflow DDT from the top rope!!!!
*Andre Tau retreats up the ramp, holding the UCTF Anime Championship over his head after a successful defense! Unfortunately for Poor Andre, he hasn't learned to never take his back off of the entrance way. e_e*
!!BLAM!!
*Suicide takes the champion down with a chairshot to the back!*
Bob: WHAT THE... SUICIDE!! THAT SON OF A BITCH SUICIDE!
Ralph: I knew he would finally realize he lost the belt o_o
*Suicide pulls the flamer up by his blue locks, before lifting the champion into the fireman's carry!*
Suicide: >=| ... THIS BELT.. IS MINE!!!
*COURTMARTIAL ON THE CHAMPION ON THE STEEL CHAIR ON THE RAMP!*
Fans: ....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ralph: He wants his belt back o_o
Bob: it's not HIS. It's ANDRE'S!
*Security rushes the set, immediately escorting Suicide away, as Andre is being tended to on the stage.*
*In the bowels of the UCTF Arena, Xiu makes his way around the area, searching for a "back door" entrance that his boss had informed him about at the top of the show. There was no other explaination.. he doesn't even know what he's LOOKING for! Luckily for the kid, he can think on his feet, and with him, he has the original designs of the building.*
Xiu: let's see... e_e... the Jobber Museum. Well, this is the only room down here. O_o... heh. Irony. The room where the worst trained also houses access to the nexus of the univ---
*CRRRREEEAAAAAKKKKK*
Xiu: ...hello? o_o...
*CREEEAAAAAKKKKKKK*
Xiu: *pulls out his keyblade* e_e....
*A dark figure scurries across the floor, Xiu almost jumps out of his damn SKIN!*
Xiu: WHAT THE... ... ^_^ oh.
*It's just a rat, chewing on a piece of wood. Xiu chuckles to himself at how Jeice would probably call him a little bitch if he knew a rat had startled him. However, the blue haired kid doesn't seem to notice another dark figure manifesting itself behind him!*
Ryu Kaisa: itttt doesnttt matter how biggg your rppp isssss @_@
Xiu: O_O WHAT THE FUCK!!!
*xiu slices the being in half, but it quickly reforms!*
Xiu: Who the hell are you?!
Ryu Kaisa: breaakkkk the walllsss dowwnnnnn
Xiu: .... it's You.. the guy who got anally exploded by Chris Jericho!! ...AND YOU'RE A FUCKING GHOST! >=|
Ryu Kaisa: vegggeettaaaa.. pleaseee lettt meee back innnnn
Xiu: .. you poor bastard.
*Jeice BUSTS into the Jobber Locker Museum behind Xiu! Ryu Kaisa is so FREAKED by the President's radiance that he vanishes!*
Jeice: Hey, where the hell is my pretzel?! >=| Who the hell are you talking to?
Xiu: ...no one. e_e.
Jeice: You find it yet?
Xiu: Nope!
Jeice: *SNATCHES THE PAPER AWAY* e_e Well did you check the other room that's down here?
Xiu: What other room??
Jeice: THIS ONE.
*Jeice leads Xiu out of the Jobber Museum to across the hall... where a door SHOULD be.*
Jeice: ................. um... where's the room.
Xiu: It ain't here. e_e
Jeice: ..........those fucking idiots didn't put a door here. >=| I told them to follow the f... You know what? Fine. Step aside Xiu. I'm going to MAKE a door.
*Xiu steps aside, as Jeice PUNCHES THROUGH THE WALL! On the other side... Nothing! All bricks!*
Jeice: ...............................
Xiu: Well that's not good. is it?
Jeice: e_e. Get my cell phone. I have to call the contractors.
*the scene cuts to TAD HAMILTON standing in a dark city street, dual wielding pistols! He's firing shot after shot offscreen! As he's firing, zombies can be seen falling into the view and piling up!*
!!!BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
*Tad KEEPS firing for an awkwardly long time, until he finally stops and looks over the pile of bodies! He then pulls out a FLAME GRENADE and throws it!*
!!!!!FWOOOOOSSSHHHH!!!!!
*the ENTIRE pile of bodies bursts into flames!*
Tad: e_e....... street zombies.
*we go back to the arena, where the ring crew is just finishing up the construction of the cage for the next match!*
Bob: This one is not going to be pretty, folks.
Ralph: This match is going to make the challenger explosion look like a bottle rocket!
Bob: RALPH!
Ralph: WHAT!?
*Arzie is outside of the cage, and brings the mic to his lips*
Arize: Ladies and Gentlemen... the following match... IS A GREEN HELL IN A CELL MATCH, AND IT IS FOR THE UCTF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
*the crowd lets out a HUGE pop, and they start to chanrt!*
Crowd: GREEN-HELL IN-THE-CELL!!! *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP* GREEN-HELL IN-THE-CELL!!! *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*
*Their chanting turns to cheering, as "How Can I Live" starts playing! Bryan's coming down, with a "NOT FUCKING AROUND" look on his face as he approaches the door to the cell!*
Arzie: Introducing first, weighing in tonight at 180 pounds... THE CHALLENGER.... BRYAN AMELTHYYYYYSTTTTT!!!!
*The ref pulls on a vine, and the door swings upwards like a drawbridge to allow Bryan to make his way in! The ref ties the vine to the ring post to hold the door open!*
Ralph: Bob, would you like to explain how this match is going to work?
Bob: I would love to. e_e This match hasn't been pulled out since 2003, when Jann Lee and Ethan Rice did battle! This cage is constructed COMPLETELY out of bamboo, and held together using vines! As you can see, some of the vines have been left hanging in the ring, and will more than likely be used to the fighter's advantage! The extra bamboo stalks have been left under the ring as well, and this one isn't going to end until somebody is knocked out, pinned, submits, or DIES.
Ralph: I'm putting my money on the latter x_x
*Bryan is in the ring, waiting, when.....*
....Have Mercy on me..... a sinner.....
Bryan: >=|!!!
*The champ's music starts up, and Lo comes out, clutching HIS World Title to his chest!*
Arzie: AND HIS OPPONENT! HE IS THE CURRENT REIGNING AND DEFENDING UCTF WORLD CHA-
*Arzie is cut off as Bryan is CHARGING through the door and LEVELS Lo on the ramp to a HUGE pop!*
!!!!DING, DING, DING!!!!
*Bryan is going APESHIT pounding away on Lo! The World Title drops away as Bryan is just POUNDING him into the ramp! Bryan picks up Lo by his hair, and whips him HARD into the cage door! Lo slams into the frame, hanging there! Bryan darts into the cage, and pulls on the vine holding the door!*
Bob: LOOK OUT!
*The door comes CRASHING down, sandwiching Lo between it and the frame of the cell! Lo is yelling out in pain, as Bryan proceeds to push it open and YANK him into the cage and into the ring! The ref quickly scrambles over to the door, and uses the hanging vine to secure it shut!*
Ralph: And that seals it! They're locked in there, and there's gonna be NO way out for them!
Bob: Good, because the LAST thing I need is those guys up HERE with us!
*In the ring, Bryan is just putting the HURT onto Lo with wild punches and kicks! He whips Lo into the ropes, charges, and knocks Lo's legs out from under him! Bryan is quick to roll to his feet, jumps up, vaults off the top rope, and just DRILLS Lo in the back with an elbow! Lo yells out in pain, and rolls to the outside!*
Lo: X_x...
*Bryan, however, gives chase! He grabs Lo by the head, and SPINS him around, throwing him haphhazardly into the cage wall! Bryan grabs one of the loose vines, laces it through the cage wall, and over Lo's THROAT! Bryan starts PULLING on the vine, choking Lo!*
Bob: Bryan just CUTTING OFF Lo's oxygen here!
Ralph: Any more pressure and he'll just scissor Lo's head off right now!
*Lo, however, manages to hit away Bryan, and quickly staggers off to regain his breath! Bryan comes up behind him, but Lo catches him with a back kick! Lo grabs him by the head and whips him into the ringpost! Lo grabs Bryan by the wrist, wraps him around, and enters into a shouldertoss! However, Lo flips HIS body with it, sandwiching Bryan's body between his and the wall of the cage! The cage strains slightly from the impact, but stays intact!*
Bob: Lo trying to swing the momentum in his favor here!
*Lo picks up Bryan's body and rolls it into the ring! He takes a moment to catch his breath, and flips up the ring apron! He proceeds to pull out a steel chair, which he tosses over the top rope towards Bryan!*
!!!!BLAOOOWWW!!!!
Lo: o_o...
*Bryan, however, just PUNCHES the chair, denting it, and sending it clattering to the mat!*
Bryan: COME ON YOU CAT FUCKER. FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN >=|
*Bryan's got his FISTS up! Lo's face turns to a HARSH frown, and he climbs into the ring! The two stare down at each other, fists clenched! Lo takes the first swing, landing a HARSH right on Bryan's chin!*
Crowd: OOOOHHHH!!!!
*Bryan REELS from the impact! But he comes RIGHT back with a left hook to Lo's cheek!*
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*Lo staggers as well, but comes back with ANOTHER punch of his own! Bryan fires back! Lo fires back! The two are going PUNCH FOR PUNCH in the ring as the crowd EXPLODES!*
Ralph: They're FISTFIGHTING!?
Bob: Hatred knows no technique, Ralph! These two are looking to KILL each other, no matter HOW messy it gets!
*Bryan takes another shot to the chin, then just LUNGES forward and delivers a headbutt to Lo's FACE! That one staggers Lo enough that he falls back into the corner! Bryan gives chase and just starts UNLEASHING with the punches and kicks! Bryan starts to spin rapidly on one foot, entering his Tatsumaki Lariat technique, PUMMELING poor Lo!*
!!!BLAAAAAOOWWWW!!!
*the last roundhouse in the combo knocks Lo off his feet, and tumbling to the floor! Bryan collapses chest-first onto the turnbuckle, and the crowd EXPLODES!*
Crowd: BRY-AN!!! BRY-AN!!! BRY-AN!!!
*Bryan shakes off the cobwebs, and picks up the chair that was knocked away earlier! He climbs to the top rope, and slipping the chair over his arm like a strap, he grabs one of the hanging vines and starts to climb it!*
Bob: What is he THINKING??
*Bryan gets high enough that he's holding onto the top of the cell, and swings his way over to where Lo is laid out on the ground, just now getting up! He lets go with one hand, and tucks the chair under his arm!*
Ralph: NO WAY! HE'S THIRTY FEET UP IN THE AIR!!!
*Bryan lets go with the other hand, and LANDS directly on Lo, with the chair under him!*
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: NO FREAKING WAY!!!
*Bryan is rolling on the ground next to Lo, clutching his ribs and elbow!*
Crowd: HO-LY SHIT!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!!
Ralph: REPLAY! REPLAY! WE NEED TO SEE A REPLAY OF THAT IMMEDIATELY >=|
*As the ref is checking on both fighters, the screen splits, showing Bryan's drop from a low-angle view next to Lo, and Bryan CRUSHING Lo's body under him! It then switches to a camera mounted on the top of the cage, showing Bryan fall the full 30 feet onto Lo's body!*
Bob: I don't know how smart that was by Bryan! It looks like he injured HIMSELF moreso than Lo!
*Bryan pulls himself up by the cage wall, and is coughing, trying to get his strength back! He musters up what he has left, and picks up Lo over his shoulder, as if to try and move him into the ring! He turns and walks with Lo, but suddenly starts gaining speed! Bryan drops Lo down, and then proceeds to RAM Lo back-first into the cell wall as hard as he can! A cracking sound and a groaning noise can be heard throughout the arena!*
Ralph: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!? He should just PIN him and end this!
Bob: That won't be enough for him, Ralph! He wants to DESTROY Lo! He wants to put an end to this once and for all, and just pinning Lo so soon into the match won't be enough for him!
*Bryan leaves Lo leaning up against the cage wall, and steps back for a running start! He CHARGES at Lo, SCREAMING!*
Bryan: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! >=|
!!!!!SMASSSHHHH!!!!!
Crowd: O___O!!! OOOOHHH!!!!!
*Lo comes RIGHT at Bryan and LEVELS THE SHIT OUT OF HIM with a Holy Punch to the face! Like, Bryan is OUT LIKE A FUCKING LIGHT. He's nearly SNORING on the ground he got hit so hard!*
Bryan: Z_Z....
*Lo is laying on the ground, breathing heavily!*
Bob: Did you SEE that!?
Ralph: I TOLD you Bryan was an idiot! He walked RIGHT INTO that punch! He doesn't deserve the teeth he has left! >=|
*Lo gets up, grabbing the still-knocked out Bryan, and rolls him into the ring! Lo flips up the ring apron again, and pulls out something... a BOARD with broken pieces of bamboo stuck in it, POINTED SIDE UP*
Bob: What the fu-
Ralph: A BED OF BAMBOO SPIKES?! What the hell is our ring crew thinking!?
*the crowd is BUZZING as Lo slides the board in over the top rope! Bryan is STILL reeling from the punch when Lo picks him up, and hoists him up in a powerbomb position! Lo LEAPS up high with black flame spewing from his boots, and comes CRASHING down with Bryan!*
Bryan: X_X----O____O!!!!! YAAAEWEAGHAHGAHGHHHHHH!!!!
Bob: WELCOME TO SHEOL ONTO THE BAMBOO SPIKE BOARD!!
*THAT one woke up Bryan, and Bryan is SCREAMING in pain as he rolls over to the side! His robe has many little rips in the back now, and blood can be seen seeping into the fabric! The crowd lets out a DISGUSTED gasp as they see Bryan's cut up back on the titantron! But they get even LOUDER as Lo is lifting the board above his head!*
Ralph: NO! NO!!!
*Lo brings the board down SPIKES FIRST onto Bryan's back! The pointed ends STICK in, and Lo DRAGS it along! Bryan's robe is SHREDDED and his bloody back is exposed! Lo tosses the board aside, and grabs up Bryan by the hair!*
Ralph: This is SICK! SICK!
Bob: Bryan was on top of this match, but in a hurry here things have shifted in Lo's favor!
*Lo takes Bryan over to the corner, and hooks both of his arms! He DRILLS Bryan on the ground with a double-arm DDT! Bryan doesn't look like he's going ANYWHERE as Lo starts ascening the turnbuckle!*
Bob: Lo's looking to finally put Bryan away with the Final Judgement here!
Ralph: NO! LOOK!
*Bryan, however, manages to muster up the strength, and picks up the Bamboo Spike board! With a mighty swing JUST as Lo is about to take off with the Moonsault...*
!!!BLAAAOOOWWW!!!
Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!
*He BLASTS Lo from behind with the board! The damn thing STICKS in him for a moment, before Bryan rips it out! Bryan tosses the board onto the mat, and Lo is stuck crotched on the top turnbuckle, now bleeding HIMSELF from the back! Bryan grabs him from behind, and STRIPS off Lo's tuxedo jacket and shirt, exposing his back and chest! Bryan strips off his own robe top, and BOTH fighters are now shirtless in the ring and bleeding!*
Ralph: NOW what's Bryan doing!?
*Bryan's going for one of the dangling vines again! He pulls down one HARD, causing the cell to strain and crack again! He ties the vine tightly around Lo's ankles, and starts PULLING on the loose end! Lo is STRUNG UP by his ankles, dangling above the middle of the ring as Bryan ties the loose end to the ringpost!*
Bob: He's got Lo hung out to dry!
Ralph: But what's that gonna do for Bryan?? He can't win while Lo's hanging upside down!
*The crowd is getting louder as Bryan gets the spike board, and drops on the mat, face down!! He claps his hands together, then slaps one on the back of the board, and it's enveloped in blue light! When the brightness dies down...*
Bob: OHHHH MYYYY!!!
Ralph: WHAT THE- HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT!?
Bob: Bryan's an ALCHEMIST! He's using his abilities to his advantage in this match!
*The crowd lets out a HUGE pop as Bryan holds up what he's created; A DAMN SPIKED BAT. Bryan then starts just WAILING away at Lo's body with the damn bat! Lo is SCREAMING and struggling to move out of the way, but Bryan is just PUMMELING him at every chance he gets!
Ralph: HE'S TREATING LO LIKE A PINATA! LMFAO!!!
*Lo FINALLY starts sitting upwards, and grabs onto the vine holding him to keep himself out of Bryan's reach! But the extra pressure is causing the vine to put more pressure on the cell, and more cracking and straining can be heard from the bamboo! Bryan, frustrated, charges towards the corner, runs up the turnbuckles, and leaps off!*
Bob: OH NO INCOMING!!!!
!!!BLAAAOOOOWWW!!!!!
Crowd: OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!
*While in mid-air, Lo JUST manages to catch Bryan by the head! The vine gives way at the extra weight, and Lo counters Bryan's leap into a HUGE DDT while dangling from the roof, sending BOTH men crashing to the mat, and knocking them BOTH out! The momentum from falling causes both men to roll and hit the mats outside!*
Bob: AND WHAT A REVERSAL BY LO!
Ralph: This has to be over. IT HAS TO! Look at them! They're FINISHED!
*Both men are beaten, but are NOT giving up! Both Lo and Bryan pull themselves up, and towards each other on the outside! Bryan charges at Lo, but Lo JUST manages to sidestep, and gives Bryan a drop-toe hold, sending him crashing into the cage wall, where Bryan had slammed him earlier in the match! The bamboo strains and cracks even MORE! Bryan is back-first against the wall now, and Lo kicks in the black Chi on his hands! Lo CHARGES at Bryan, screaming!*
!!!!CRASSHHHH!!!!!
*Bryan, however, JUST ducks out of the way in time, and Lo goes CRASHING THROUGH the damn cage wall, and tumbling into the guardrail! Bryan falls through the hole himself, exhausted and bleeding!*
Bob: OH HELLS NO!
Ralph: THEY'RE OUT OF THE CAGE DAMMIT
Bryan is staggering against the cage, trying to catch his breath! He then looks over... at the timekeeper's table where Lo's World Title sits!*
Bryan: o_<..... >=D!!!
*Bryan goes over and picks up the damn belt!*
Bryan: HEY LO
Lo: >_o..... O____O!!!
*Lo looks over to see Bryan holding up HIS World title, then Bryan WINGS it upwards, and it lands on top of the damn cage!*
Bryan: GO GET IT KITTY >=|
Lo: >:|!!!!
*Lo nearly trips as he goes over to the cage, and starts CLIMBING it! Bryan starts climbing the cage as well!*
Bob: And now it's a race up to the top for both men to get the belt!
Ralph: Bryan HAS to be up to something here!
*The two scramble to reach the top! Bryan starts darting across to get to the belt, but Lo DIVES at him, his fingernails grown out into claws! He SLASHES at Bryan, knocking him away, and opening up new wounds on his side! Bryan lets out a yell of pain, but manages to stay on his feet, and walks along the edge of the cell!*
Bob: This is a VERY dangerous situation here! This cell could COLLAPSE at any time if they're not careful!
*Bryan continues staggering around the top of the cell, as Lo gives chase! He makes another slash at Bryan's back, and opens up MORE wounds on Bryan's exposed skin! Bryan continues staggering around the cell, blood dripping all over!*
Bryan: >_< !!!
*Bryan cuts inward and barely avoids Lo's diving attack! Bryan continues walking around, not counterattacking!*
Ralph: what's he doing!? He's not even attacking Lo!
Bob: Wait... I think... HEY! Can we get a crane shot above the ring!?
*While Bob's yelling for a shot, Bryan is continuing to dodge Lo's attacks! Finally, Bryan turns, and Lo just SLASHES him across the chest, sending Bryan staggering backwards towards the edge!*
Bryan: X____X!!!
*Bryan slips off, and grabs ahold with one hand! Lo, on the other hand, grabs up his World title Belt and clutches it close to his chest as he retracts his claws and sits in the middle of the cage roof!*
Bob: WE GOT IT! Let's see that shot!
*The camera view FINALLY cuts to above the cage, and it can be seen that Bryan's blood is all over the top.... forming an Alchemist's Array!*
Ralph: What the hell is that!?
Bob: Oh no... o_o Lo is in BIG trouble and he doesn't even realize it!
*Bryan pulls himself JUST barely on top of the cage!*
Bryan: *SPITS* HEY LO
Lo: *looks at him* >=|
Bryan: ...see you at the bitter end.
*With that, Bryan places his hand on the end of the circle he's drawn, and the WHOLE DAMN CELL starts to glow!*
Lo: O____O!!!!
*There's sounds of snapping and popping and re-forming, as bamboo shoots from the cell start shooting towards Lo!*
!!!!SHINKSHINKSHINKSHINK!!!!
Bob: OH MY GOD!!!
*The pieces of bamboo thin out and start SLICING through Lo's arms and legs! Lo is SCREAMING out in pain as his limbs are made into HAMBURGER by Bryan's control of the cell! Finally, the cell underneath him breaks away, and he falls to the mat down below!*
Crowd: *HUGE POP!!!*
*The cell now has a HUGE crater down the middle of it, and all the bamboo points DOWNWARD towards Lo's body, now COMPLETELY out and twitching in the middle of the ring! The ref bends down next to him!*
Ref: THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! RING THE BELL!!!!
!!!DING, DING, DING!!!!
Bob: AMAZING! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!
Ralph: Oh my GOD did you SEE that!!? X_X!!!
*"How Can I Live" starts up again, as Bryan, clutching his side, staggers over to the edge of the crater, where the World title belt is sitting, and holds it up HIGH above his head!*
Bob: They nearly KILLED each other out there, but Bryan BARELY wins the title by out-smarting Lo!
*Bryan slowly lowers himself down into the Ring, where EMT's are already tending to Lo, bandaging him up! Bryan makes his way out the door and Staggers up the ramp, still shirtless and bleeding all over!*
Bryan: x____x..... *raises the title*
Crowd: *HUGE POP!!!*
WINNER and NEW UCTF World Champion: Bryan Amelthyst
*Inside the Presidential Office, Jeice is on the phone SCREAMING!*
Jeice: YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS. I TOLD YOU TO USE EVERY FUCKING SPECIFICATION, NO MATTER HOW BIG OR HOW SMALL. AND WHAT DID YOU DO?! YOU FORGOT A DAMN DOOR! YOU FORGOT A DAMN DOOR! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?! ..... I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF IT WAS A DOOR TO NO WHERE! THAT'S NOT THE POINT! I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO THINK! I PAID YOU TO D--- what?!?! MY MOM IS A NICE WOMAN! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU PAL! *HANGS UP*
Xiu: ..so...
Jeice: SO WE'RE FUCKED! LOL WE'RE FUCKED. LOLLOL OMGWTFLOLROTFLBBQ
Xiu: *thinking* ...he is mad.. he's yelling out anagrams o_o...
Jeice: alright Jeice.. alright Jeice, calm down. You were the smart one in the Ginyu Force. You thought up strategy... you just have to think of another way to get Vegeta and William back from the dimension they're stuck in. Just.. how. ...Xiu.
Xiu: yeah?
Jeice: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PRETZEL?!!?
Xiu: -_- going now.
Arzie: The following match is the WINNER TAKE ALL MATCH FOR THE NRA AND SWORDMASTER CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!
Crowd: *HUUUUUUUUGE POP!!*
Arzie: And just like previous NRA and Swordmaster Championshp matches.. There are no pinfalls.. No count outs, and no disqualifications.. The winner will be determined on a knock out or submission only!
*"L'âge De Bière" kicks up, bringing down the first of the two champions who will be facing off in this landmark match up!*
Arzie: Introducing from Parts Unknown, standing at five feet-nine inches, and weighing in at one hundred-fifty five pounds... She is the ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION CHAMPION.... B B HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
BB: e_e..
Ralph: She used to be such a sweet little girl... so cute... =( so violent... now she's just violent.
Bob: uhh.. Yeah. I agree. She went WAY too far with Marcella Grace. And those PEMFs... They almost killed the poor Babaganoush Brothers!
*As for the PEMFs... As Usual, they're at ringside, doing what they're known best for.... wolfing down pancakes, and uhh.... being motherfuckers O_o. ANYWAY, "Let Me Be Your Armor" kicks up next!*
Arzie: And from Manchester, England... standing at five feet, four inches and weighing in at one hundred, six pounds, She is the ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S SWORDMASTER CHAMPIONNNNNN..... MARCELLA GRAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEE!!!!!
Bob: Last time we saw her, it was after a VICIOUS attack at the hand of the PEMFs!
Ralph: and if I wasn't such in piss poor shape, I would have gone out there and dispatched them myself. >=|
Bob: e_e you could be the most superpowered being on the planet, and you'd Still be a coward.
Ralph: ...now that's just mean >=|
*Marcella steps into the ring, handing over the UCTF Swordmaster Championship to the referee.*
Ralph: Look at her Bob, even after everything that's happened to her, she's STILL the most calm person I've ever seen in the ring!
Bob: You could say the same for both.. Though, in BB's case, I think it's just the fact that she's a coldblooded murderer.
Winner Takes All
UCTF NRA & Swordmaster Championship
Marcella Grace vs. BB Hood
!!DING DING DING!!
Bob: And the match is under way folks! The winner of this match up will walk away a double champion!
*The NRA Champion reaches into the pocket of her hoodie, revealing the very cross that she ripped from Marcella's neck at their last encounter. You remember that, right? >=| Marcella was forced to come down to the ring, facing UNSPEAKABLE odds, only to be jumped and mugged by BB and her IHOP frequenting thugs! Dangling the symbol of Marcella's faith in front of the Swordmaster just like a carrot in front of a mule, BB attempts to take the nun out of her game.*
BB: You know... This would look great added onto your belt!
Marcella: ....
BB: Yeah! I'll take it... melt it on... m aybe add a figure of you on it.
Marcella: ....
BB: Right in the center... and maybe even upside down!
Marcella: >=|!!!!!
*Marcella charges across the ring even FASTER than BB had imagined, and gets a clean thrust kick square in the Bounty Hunter's face!*
Bob: KICK TO HOOD'S FACE! KICK TO HOOD'S FACE! AND SHE DESERVED IT!
*BB flips over the top rope and into the barrier where her associates supply her with a bench and a chair! The NRA champion tosses the chair into the ring, where it is promptly destroyed by Marcella's Rapier style sword! However, it gives BB enough time to leap back into the ring, swinging the wooden bench around wildly! Marcella simply parries away each shot, before completely destroying the wooden furniture with a few slices of the sword! The pieces fall to the ground, leaving BB with nothing more but two wooden stubs that used to be bench legs! The sword comes to rest right against BB's carotid artery!*
BB: O_O
Marcella: e_e!
*This doesn't stop the NRA Champion, as with lightning speed, pulls out a pistol right to the Swordmaster's face! This forces Marcella to withdraw, stabbing the sword into the canvas!*
Ralph: I don't know who's the fa–
*Marcella snatches the gun away from BB with even FASTER speed, leaving the bounty hunter completely unarmed as the two circle the squared circle!*
BB: ...
*BB reaches into her back, before pulling out a FRYING PAN!*
Bob: Where the hell did–
*The NRA champion knocks the gun out of Marcella's hand, before swinging the cast iron pan with total inaccuracy! Marcella manages to easily evade the pan, before delivering a stiff blow to BB's midsection! BB slides backwards from the hit, totally unprepared for not only a spin kick that knocks away her weapon, but a second, more vicious kick that sends her flying into the turnbuckle!*
Bob: Now both fighters unarmed!
*Hood charges out of the corner, swinging an overhand right, only to be intercepted by two brilliantly fast kicks; one to the midsection, and another immediately to the face! BB goes down to one knee, holding her nose, before springing forward with another wild swinging right! Marcella parries the punch with her foot, before flipping backwards with a rising kick to the face that knocks the bounty hunter between the second ropes, and down the steel steps!*
Bob: BB knocked out of the ring with that kick! What agility!
Ralph: YEAH!!!
Bob: BB had this coming!! There's just some lines you don't cross!!
*As BB stands back up, Marcella leaps over the top rope, bringing a fist right down on the top of her skull!*
Crowd: OOOOOHHH!!
*Another big kick sends BB flying onto the ring announcer's table on the outside of the ring! BB throws the announcer to the side, picking up his chair! Before she throws it, Marcella wags her finger, telling BB not to do it!*
BB: ... >=|!
*She flings the chair! Marcella ducks at the last second, giving BB time to pull out two daggers! The bounty hunter leaps over the table, missing the Swordmaster Champion with a strike! In the same fluid motion, Marcella picks the bell from the table, before cracking it across the bounty hunter's skull!*
Ralph: I thought this was going to be an NRA/Swordmaster match.. But this has become an NRA/Swordmaster/miscweaponsandshit match o_o
Bob: With Marcella FIRMLY in control here!
*Marcella throws the NRA champion back into the ring before walking back to her rapier. Pulling it back out of the canvas, Marcella intends to complete this match!*
Bob: Marcella stalking her prey!
Ralph: Bye bye BB!
*As Marcella raises her blade, BB spins around with her eyes firmly shut. Marcella gets a half second glance of the FLASH GRENADE in the NRA champion's palm, before it goes off, emitting a BLINDING light that fills the entire UCTF Open Air Arena!*
Marcella: ARRGHHH!!
Crowd: ARRRGHHHH!!
Bob and Ralph: ARRRGHHHH!!!
PEMs: ^_^ *wearing sunglasses*
*Marcella staggers backwards, and falls into the ropes! BB stands back up, with the most DEMONIC look that no one has ever seen, cause everyone is freaking blinded!*
Bob: I don't know what's going on, but I have a feeling that this is NOT going to be good for the Swordmaster Champion!!!
*BB is tossed a chair from her associates. She wraps the metal object with her C-4 explosive technology, before waiting for the perfect opportunity. Marcella is back to her feet on pure instinct alone! She turns around, and is —*
!!KATHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!
*Blasted, LITERALLY blasted, in the face with a C4 filled chairshot!*
Bob: OH GOD!! THAT SOUNDED LIKE A FREAKING BOMB GOING OFF!
Ralph: X_X OK, TIME FOR THIS CRAP TO WEAR OFF, SERIOUSLY!
BB: GIMMIE ANOTHER CHAIR. >=|
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*The fans can't see, but it doesn't mean they can't boo their asses off for the former cutie pie who hosted the "B.I.T.C.H. Tournament" many years ago in the UCTF! BB is tossed another chair, which is promptly wrapped up in more C-4 explosives! With Marcella still dazed and laid out from the first shot, she's a sitting duck for BB, who's now climbing to the top rope!*
BB: see ya, Marcella!
*BB prepares to end the match.. Until "THROUGH THE NIGHT" kicks up!*
BB: ...
Ralph: ..oh.. Oh God no.. not him! NOT HIM. I THOUGHT WE WERE RID OF HIM!
Bob: I can't see Bob.. But it sounds like.. GENE STARWIND IS BACK!
*That's right! It's definitely Gene Starwind's music! But it's not what you think! The former multiple time NRA champion comes running from the back, with CLEMENT STILL chasing him from the last Pay Per View! Somehow, he's avoided being killed by the dog and is still on the run!*
Gene: *BITCH SCREAMS* GET AWAY FROM ME ALRIGHT! GET AWAY FROM ME!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Gene dives into the ring, leaping over Marcella's body and sliding out of the ring before leaping over the barrier and through the crowd! Clement prepares to follow, until his master haults his attack!*
Marcella: CLEMENT. STOP. >_< GET BB. I CAN'T SEE.
*The dog listens to his master's command, slowly turning towards BB!*
Clement: ...grrrr....
BB: ... lol fuck.
*BB comes off the top rope, now going for the Arabian Facebuster on the dog, but Clement SPEARS her out of the air, ripping and tearing at the bounty hunter's arm! By now, Marcella and the crowd's vision slowly begin to return.*
Marcella: good boy. e_e
BB: You BIT--
*The swordmaster PISTOL WHIPS the NRA Champion with her Desert Eagle, sending her flying across the ring with the Dog still attached! BB punches Clement square in the nose, while in the same motion, unholsters Silver Plated Uzi!*
BB: AHHHHHH!!!!
!!BATABATA BATABATA BATABATA BATABATA BATABATA BATABATA BATABATA!!
*Marcella rolls to the side, firing with her double pistols!*
!!POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP!!
*Both fires are being hit at point blank range, and it's a battle of who's pain threshold is higher!*
Bob: THESE WOMEN ARE TAKING SERIOUS DAMAGE!
*The nun runs out of ammo first, and braves the non-lethal, but still painful as shit, bullets as she charges the NRA champ at full speed! BB ducks, delivering a back body drop on Marcella that sends her flying over the top rope! As Marcella hits the ground below, BB pulls out a molotov cocktail!*
Ralph: Ok, where is she hiding all of this shit?!
*BB is busy lighting the cloth, while on the outside, Marcella pulls out another small handgun! She fires a shot into the cocktail, blowing it up on contact! BB's hand is almost blown CLEAN off!*
BB: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Bob; OH MY GOD!! THE COCKTAIL EXPLODED IN HER HAND!
*Riddled with broken glass all over her body, BB falls to the ground in pain! Marcella is back in the ring, now equipped with her SIG Commando 552-2 automatic! Aiming at point blank range at the downed bounty hunter... She almost SMILES at what's to come next!*
Marcella: e_e....
!!!!!BLAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
*She unloads the ENTIRE clip on BB, before SMACKING the champion in the back of the head with the gun! If BB wasn't COMPLETELY done after the bullets, the shot to the head with the gun had to put her away!*
Bob: THAT'S GOT TO BE IT ON BB!! GOOD LORD HAPPY EASTER!!
*The Pancake Eating Motherfuckers have seen enough, as they rush the ring!!*
Marcella: O_O!!
*The Robust woodsman double clothesline Marcella, taking her to the ground before stomping the poor nun out! This has to like... earn them a SUITE in the 7th level of hell!*
Bob: OH GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!! THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
Ralph: SOMEONE HAS TO COME OUT HERE AND STOP THIS! >=| IT'S THREE ON ONE!
*Things look bleak for the nun.. Until... YNGWIE MALMSTEEN'S "UNLEASH THE FURY" KICKS UP!!*
Bob: ...what is this?!!?
*Brian and Steve Babaganoush.. Along side Ed The Janitor and Yngwie Malmsteen.. ALL WEARING GHOSTBUSTERS OUTFITS make their way out!*
Rapbusters: e_e...
Ralph: ...oh god no..
Bob: ..what the hell? WHAT THE HELL?! I think that beating they took at Massacre gave them brain damage!!
Yngwie: GO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY!! >=|
*As The members of the NNUR... or uhh.. I guess former NNUR make their way down to the ring, Yngwie plays a BEAUTIFUL guitar solo!! Steve, Brian, and Ed get into the ring and are promptly DESTROYED by Arthur and John, the two pancake eating motherfuckers!!*
Everyone: .. =(...
*BUT CHEER UP! As it gave Marcella enough time to deliver a DOUBLE LOW BLOW to the PEMFs!*
Crowd: YAAAAAYYY!!!
*Marcella turns around, BARELY missing a big C4 chairshot from BB! Swiftly grabbing her rapier from the canvas, Marcella NAILS the chair into BB's face using the hilt of her blade!*
!!KATHOOOOOOOOOOM!!
*The explosion knocks BOTH Marcella AND BB to the ground! Bodies are littered everywhere as the Referee makes the ten count! *
Bob: this has become an official CLUSTERFUCK!
Ralph: GET UP MARCELLA! GET UP!! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DOUBLE CHAMPION!! GET UP!!
Ref: 5..... 6.... 7.....
*The swordmaster champion is back up to one knee, but BB Hood is DOWN FOR THE COUNT!*
Bob: SHE'S GOING TO DO IT! SHE'S GOING TO DO IT! SHE'S GOING TO WIN THIS MAT---
*BRYAN AMETHYST IS SUDDENLY IN THE RING!*
Bryan: >=|!! IGAI JINRAI!!
*The alchemist, who was CHEERED earlier in the night, clasps his hands together in a thunderous clap that brings Marcella Grace to her KNEES in agony! He picks her up by the back of the head, literally FLINGING her into the air! On her way down, he hits the HIRYU SUPLEX in the center of the ring to a CHORUS of boos!*
Bob: WEHRAE;LRKJAE;LRKJWHAT THE HELL?!!?!??!
Ralph: o_o.. Oh...oh I hate him.. A lot.
Ref: X_x
Bryan: FINISH YOUR DAMN COUNT >=|
*Bryan pulls BB back to her feet BY THE HAIR, as the referee finishes the count!*
Ref: ....8... 9... 10 x_x ring it.
!!DING DING DING!!
Crowd: ....... >=|!!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!!
Still NRA Champion and NEW Swordmaster Champion (and seriously, this bitch only used a dagger once and it got her hit in the face with a ring bell!): BB Hood
*As "L'âge De Bière" kicks back up, BB.. Littered with broken glass.. Bloody, and generally fucked up looking, retreats with Bryan Amethyst and the PEMs! As they reach the top of the ramp.. They raise their hands in victory! Bryan with the Mecha and World Titles, BB with the NRA and Swordmaster Championships!*
Ralph: YES! BULLSHIT! >=| I AGREE. BULLSHIT.
Bob: x_x amazing.. New nra and swordmaster champion.
Ralph: AMAZING. BULLSHIT. E_E!
*The EMTS rush to Poor Marcella's aid, as Arzie climbs into the ring to announce the next match.. e_e it's a doozy.*
Arzie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL... AND IT IS FOR THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S GRAAAAAAAAAAAAND CHAMPIONSHIP!!
*Before the fans can even let out a collective pop at the ring announcer's speech... "WATER POW" by B-DASH kicks up over the sound system!*
Crowd: ....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >=|!!
*The number one contender to the biggest title in the business explodes from the back, storming his way down the aisle with a stern and determined expression!*
Arzie: introducing.. The challenger.. Hailing from Sapporo City in the Hokkaido Prefecture of Japan... He stands at 178 centimeters and weighs in at 76 kilograms.. HE IS THE DESTROYER... KUNOIIIIIIIIIIII ISHIGAMIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Bob: Kunoi Ishigami can talk the talk.. But tonight, at UCTF On Your Computer X, we will FINALLY find out, if he can walk.. The walk!
Ralph: Kunoi has made Melvic Lillith's life a living HELL over the past year in the UCTF.. Tonight, he can add injury to insult by beating Melvic for the Grand Championship in his FIRST defense!
*Kunoi snatches the microphone away from Arzie, before walking towards the middle of the ring.*
Bob: Oh great.. He's going to talk!
Kunoi: Ahem. Melvic. e_e All I wanted was for you to admit you stole my shot and chance of being number one. You didn't do that, did you? Stupid fuck. Get ready to wish you never touched that gold.
Ralph: I think Kunoi just pulled a babe ruth! He called the home run out of the park!
But I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on, baby
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone
Arzie: AND INTRODUCING THE CHA--
*Arzie abruptly stops speaking to dodge Melvic Lillith, who literally falls from the heavens and into the ring, using the Open Air Arena to his advantage! Kunoi turns around and is runs into SEVERAL strikes from the Grand Champion to a DEAFENING pop from the UCTF capacity crowd!*
Crowd: *HUGE FREAKIN POP!!*
Ralph: *SPIT TAKE*
Bob: THE CHAMP JUST FELL FROM THE SKY!!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! SHADES OF RAVEN DARC!!
!!DING DING DING!!
UCTF Grand Championship
Kunoi Ishigami vs. Melvic Lillith
*The fans stand to their feet as Melvic delivers a lightening fast combination of strikes to various parts of Kunoi's body, followed by a HUGE throw, sending the challenger clearly over the top rope and to the floor! Melvic rips the Grand Championship belt from his waist before letting out a battle cry that echos through the UCTF Open Air Arena!*
Bob: Kunoi's taken a powder! Melvic is gathering speed inside the ring!!
Ralph: I don't like the way this loo–
*Melvic DIVES over the top rope and onto Kunoi, driving the Platinum UCTF Grand Championship into the forehead of Ishigami!*
Crowd: OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!
Bob: Melvic with a HUGE belt shot to Kunoi!!
*The camera gets a shot of Kunoi who is now BUSTED OPEN from the hit! That's got to have put him in the running for fastest bleeding in the history of professional fighting!*
Bob: God GOD what a hit! Kunoi is in a bad way!
*Melvic RIPS his white dress shirt apart, before crouching behind the champion.. BEGGING for Kunoi to stand back up! When the champion is back to his feet, he turns right into a SECOND Platinum Grand Title shot to the face, almost knocking him back into the ring!*
Bob: ANOTHER SHOT TO THE FACE!!
Ralph: SOMEONE GET THE DAMN BELT AWAY FROM MELVIC!! >=|
*The challenger stumbles into the steel steps, giving Melvic a perfect target for a THIRD belt shot!*
Melvic: ... >=|... ARRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!
*Melvic charges Kunoi, who RIPS the steel steps from their post before FLINGING them with ONE ARM into the face of the champion!!*
!!POP!!!
Ralph: HOLY SHIT!!
Bob: O_O KUNOI JUST.. JUST HIT MELVIC ... BY THROWING THE STAIRS... HE USED.. ONE HAND!!
Ralph: HOW IN THE HELL?!!?
Bob: IT MUST BE THE RUSH OF ADRENALINE! But GOOD LORD!
*Melvic, now COMPLETELY busted open and bloody from being hit with the stairs, stumbles backwards in a daze! Kunoi rushes the champion, hitting an EXPLODER SUPLEX! Melvic's HEAD lands on the barrier, before falling into the crowd!*
Bob: KUNOI WITH A EXPLODER SUPLEX, AND THE TIDE OF THIS MATCH HAS DRAMATICALLY CHANGED!
Ralph: I can't believe that was the FIRST wrestling hold of this match up!
*Now Kunoi has climbed the barrier into the sea of fans.. None of which DARE to come near the crazed japanese bastard from Sapporo!*
Kunoi: GET UP!!
*Melvic stands up, right into a OVERHAND CHOP to the chest, sending the champion into a sea of abandoned chairs! He lands in the seat of one of the chairs, allowing Kunoi to hit a BOOT SCRAPE across the face! Melvic slumps over in the chairs, as Kunoi charges... hitting the ROLLING ABISE KICK that collapses the chair Melvic was sitting on! Kunoi pulls Melvic back up by the hair, before positioning himself behind the champion!*
Kunoi: I TOLD YOU.. YOU'RE NOTHING! NOTHING! >=|!!
*Kunoi locks on the full nelson.. Preparing to DRAGON SUPLEX the champion into the steel chairs! He powers Melvic up, who blocks the suplex with his leg!*
Bob: Kunoi's trying to suplex Melvic, but—OH MY GOD!
*Melvic stretches his wings, COMPLETELY overpowering Kunoi before sending the champion flying into the another set of chairs several feet away! Kunoi instinctively stands up, before being DESTROYED with Melvic's SONIC TACKLE, sending both men crashing into the chairs below! Melvic, still on top of the challenger, goes to work on Kunoi's bloody face with several vicious strikes to the face! After thoroughly beating Kunoi's face into HAMBURGER MEAT, Melvic leaps off the destroyer, screaming to the fans that he is FIRMLY in control of this match!*
Melvic: >=|!!
*The champion breaks a chunk of the barrier wall, before throwing it into Kunoi, knocking him and several chairs over in the process!*
Bob: O_O THAT BARRIER HAS ENOUGH STRENGTH TO HOLD BACK A SMALL ARMY, AND MELVIC JUST FLUNG IT INTO KUNOI'S FACE!!
Ralph: I think Kunoi's going to need a face lift after this match.. And Miko, if you want someone who's better looking, my phone number is--
Bob: GIVE IT A REST.
*The Destroyer is thrown back into the ring by the champion, who soon follows.. This gets a HUGE pop from the fans all in itself!*
Bob: FINALLY.. They're FINALLY back in the ring!
Ralph: As if the ref cares! He'd let Melvic bring in the freaking Titantic to use against Kunoi! >=|
*Melvic retreats to the corner, perched on top of the third rope! The half demon is ready to go! He's ready to put an end to this match and retain the Grand Championship! The destroyer slowly returns to his feet. He turns around...*
!!KATHOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Bob: SONIC TACKLE!! SONIC TACKLE!! THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!
*Melvic covers!*
Ref: 1.......... 2............... 2.9999999999999!!!!
*BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH!*
Bob: Kunoi kicks out with a tenth of a second to go!
*The fans climb to their feet, and give Melvic their approval..*
Fans: ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!
*Melvic listens to the fans! He slowly climbs back to the top rope.. THIS time, however, Kunoi KIPS UP to his feet, and using what looks to be SUPER SONIC speed, delivers a SUPER OVERHAND CHOP to the champion! Melvic crotches himself on the top rope, set up in the PERFECDT position! Kunoi locks the arms, and brings him over into the ICONOCLASM!*
Bob: THE ICONOCLASM!!
*Kunoi covers!*
Ref: 1......... 2................ 2.99999999999!!
*MELVIC IS ABLE TO KICK OUT!*
Kunoi: >=|!!
*Kunoi shakes his finger! He's not done with Melvic! Not yet! Pulling Melvic back to his feet, he lifts the champion into the fireman's carry!*
Bob: ..oh.. Oh.. Oh no... SHADES OF CYBERSLAM VI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kunoi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Kunoi lifts Melvic out of the fireman's carry, seconds before NAILING the champion in the face with the big knee!! It's the move that FINISHED Shawn Shane Shield's career.. The KATAHIZA!!!*
Bob: KUNOI CONNECTS!!
*He covers the champion!*
Ref: 1......... 2............. 2.99999999999!!!!
*The fans let out a HUGE pop!! Melvic has kicked out of the Katahiza!! Kunoi sits shocked! WHAT is it going to take to defeat Melvic Lillith!?!?*
Kunoi: ...e_e....
*Kunoi stands up, grabbing Melvic by the back of his head.*
Kunoi: YOU WANNA KICK OUT HUH?!?!/ YOU WANNA KICK OUT?"!!?!? KICK OUT OF THIS!!! >=|!!!
*The challenger picks up Lillith, before flipping him onto his shoulder!With another battle cry, Kunoi sends Melvic back down to the mat with the DIAMOND HEAD finisher!! The champion is dropped right on top of his head!!*
Bob: THE DIAMOND HEAD!! THAT'S IT! THIS MATCH IS OVER!
*Kunoi rolls Melvic over.. Hooking the leg!*
Ref: 1.... 2.... 2.99999999999999!!!!!!!!!!!
*MELVIC KICKS OUT AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!*
Kunoi: O_O....
Bob: MELVIC IS STILL ALIVE!!! MELVIC ISN'T DONE YET!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS!!!!
Ralph: ;_;!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Kunoi throws a FIT in the middle of the ring!!!*
Bob: Kunoi has shown SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH in this match up that we've NEVER seen before.. But he STILL hasn't been able to put the champion away!
*Kunoi walks over to the corner of the ring, before RIPPING the still pole from the canvas!! ...YEAH. I'M NOT BULLSHITTING YOU HERE. KUNOI JUST RIPPED PART OF THE RING FROM OUT OF THE DAMN GROUND.*
Kunoi: e_e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: OH MY GOD!!
Ralph: O_O YEAH, ADRENALINE MY ASS. HE'S A MUTANT TOO!!!
*He raises the pole over his head to deliver the final blow, just as the champion NAILS HIM SQUARE IN THE CHEST WITH A FIST FILLED WITH BLUE KI!*
!!KAAATHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
Crowd: *HUUUGE POP!!!!*
Bob: KI OF FIRE!!!! KI OF FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
*The Champion collapses on top of Kunoi!!!*
Ref: 1......... 2............. 2.99999999999!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*KUNOI KICKS OUT!! KUNOI KICKS OUT OF MELVIC'S MOST POWERFUL ATTACK!!*
Melvic: o_x...
Ralph: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!!
Bob: NEITHER CAN I!! GOOD LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW KUNOI DID THAT?!!?!? X_X!!
*Both men are slow to stand back to their feet... Both have been through HELL tonight!*
Kunoi: ...
Melvic: e_e...
*Melvic is the first to attack! He lunges towards the Champion, who slides under him, locking the champion's leg before bringing him down to the canvas!!*
Ralph: MELVIC CAPTURE!!!! MELVIC CAPTURE!!!!!!!!!!!! MELVIC CAPTURE!!!!
Bob: PERFECT timing by Kunoi!! Melvic may pay for that mistake with the grand championship!
*Kunoi completes the submission by locking on the heel hook!*
Bob: HE TOOK MELVIC'S STRONGEST ATTACK AND IS STILL GOING! HOW!?!? HOW DID HE DO IT?! MELVIC USED THAT MOVE TO DEFEAT XION THE UNBORN AT CYBERSLAM VI!!
*The Scissor sweep/heel hook submission is locked in TIGHT! The champion's reign is hanging in the balance, and Melvic can see the title slowly moving farther and farther away from him!*
Melvic: ARRGHHHHH!!!!!
Bob: HANG ON MELVIC!! HANG ON!!
Ralph: IT'S OVER BOB. E_E IT'S OVER.
Bob: NO IT'S NOT!! NO IT'S NOT!!
*Kunoi gives one more VIOLENT twist!*
Melvic: ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *TAPS OUT!*
Bob: SON OF A BITCH!! >=| SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!!!
!!DING DING DING!! DING DING DING!!
Ralph: AM--
Bob: – AZING.. NEW FUCKING GRAND CHAMPION! >=|!!
Ralph: o_o
*"Water Pow" by B-DASH kicks up, and we have a NEW UCTF Grand Champion!*
Arzie: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... ANNNDDDDD NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE CHAMPION... KUNOIIIIIIIIIIIII ISHIGAMIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Winner and NEW UCTF Grand Champion: Kunoi Ishigami
*The decision has been rendered, but Kunoi CONTINUES to keep the hold locked on! Melvic has PASSED OUT from pain! The Several referees rush to the ring to break the hold, as the time keeper bangs on the bell in vain!*
Bob: ALRIGHT YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU PROVED YOURSELF! YOU BEAT MELVIC! LET GO OF THE DAMN HOLD!
*FINALLY.. FINALLY Kunoi lets go of the hold, before snatching his UCTF Platinum championship away! Standing over the fallen Lillith, The NEW UCTF Grand Champion raises the strap in the air to a MAMMOTH chorus of heat from the crowd!! UCTF Officials have to literally ESCORT the new Champion out of the arena as debris is thrown in his direction!*
Kunoi: I TOLD YOU!! I TOLD YOU ALL!!! >=| I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL!! *RAISES THE BELT IN THE AIR* I TOLD YOU!!!
Bob: SOMEONE CUT HIS MICROPHONE OFF!
Ralph: He doesn't have one!!
Bob: CRAP! >=|
*Meanwhile, orbiting around the earth... The man of steel gets the call he has been silently waiting for the entire night.*
Superman: e_e yes.
"It's time Superman, Secure the strongest, and we will handle the rest on the ground."
Superman: Alright. And just as you promised, no one will be hurt, correct?
"Trust the US Government Superman. We're only here to take over the Island. They have a weapon with the potential to destroy the entire multiverse. Just remember that. We will secure the Island and attempt to keep lost lives at a minimum. Don't worry about it."
Superman: alright.
*Superman takes off, heading straight for Anime Island!*
Fury: *hangs up* e_e It's time. Head into the city. It's time to destroy this weapon before they have a chance to use it.
Arzie: The following main event.. Is scheduled for one fall.. And it is for the ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE!!
Bob: This is it Ralph.. Not since the "LAST MAN BREATHING" match has the stakes been so high!
Ralph: And that match never actually happened e_e
Arzie: There are two stipulations in this match... If The champion.. Raven Darc wins this match, then Heero Yuy will NOT destroy Raven's school for gifted individuals... How ever..... if Heero, the Mayor of Anime City wins tonight, not only will the school be destroyed, but Raven will be PUBLICALLY EXECUTED in front of the Entire UCTF capacity crowd, Via Gundum WING ZERO!
*Arzie points the the fans, to reveal a remote control operated Wing Zero circling the arena! Yeah, this shit is SERIOUS! >=| "War Machine" by Kiss kicks up, opening up the flood gates of jeers from the UCTF Capacity crowd! Slowly walking from the backstage area is the Mayor.. The man.. The former undefeated Mecha Champion! Mayor Heero Yuy!*
Arzie: And.. From The Space Colonies... Standing at five feet, and one inch... and And weighing in at ninety-nine pounds.. He is the MAYOR OF ANIME CITY, AND A MEMBER OF THE MILITIA... HE IS HEEROOOO.. YUUUYYYY!!!!
Bob: This man, has lost.. His.. Mind. Sure, he's been through a lot.. Janne stalking him.. Being in a boy band.. Being run over by Roger Smith.. GARSHRINK GRIMJAW.. And much recently.. Some... falling out with Raven Darc!
Ralph: Dude, Raven must have swallowed his mom's soul or something because Heero is going to kill EVERYONE Raven's ever loved AND him if he doesn't win this match! >=|
Bob: What possibly be so freaking important that Heero wants to wipe out every notion of his freaking existence?!
*There's no fancy intro.. No explosions, no pyro. Just one, small man who's one of the most dangerous competitors to ever step foot inside the UCTF!*
Heero: ...e_e...
*"Halo" by Soil kicks up, bringing down the first and only three time UCTF Intergalactic Champion down to the ring! Raven is known as a serious man, but tonight, his KI even seems different! His very essence is in a brand new mode tonight.*
Raven: e_e...
Heero: ...e_e...
Arzie: Introducing next.. Hailing from HAYBORN, SCOTLAND, standing at six feet, four inches.. And weighing in at two-hundred forty-five pounds ... He is the THREE TIME.. THREE TIME.. THREE TIME ULTIMATE CROSSOVER TOURNAMENT FIGHTING LEAGUE'S INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONNNNN... RAVENNNNNNNNN DARRRRRRRCCCCCC!!
Bob: You heard it there folks.. The Mayor gives over a FOOT and ONE HUNDRED-FOURTY SIX POUNDS to the Intergalactic Champion!! And even still, some people see Raven Darc as the UNDERDOG in this matchup!
*Halfway down the aisle, Raven tosses the Intergalactic Championship to the ground before diving into the ring! Heero meets him half way, trading blows with the demon who's TWICE his size!*
Bob: AND THE MATCH STARTS!
!!DING DING DING!! !!DING DING DING!!
UCTF Intergalactic Champion
Raven Darc vs. Heero Yuy
Ralph: THERE'S NO BUILD UP! NO TENSION! NO DRAMA! JUST TWO MEN BEATING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Bob: Raven wanted to settle this like men backstage, but Heero refused! Now this is his only recourse!
*The punching battle continues in the center of the ring! Raven fires a powerful Haymaker, literally knocking the Mayor CLEAR off his feet and rolling backwards across the ring! It manages to keep the pilot down for less than a second, as he's instantly back to his feet! The taller and heavier Raven goes after the charging pilot, who EASILY ducks several strikes, followed by stiff, quick shots to the body of his own!*
Fan: BADDUM BADDUM! >=| BANGIDDY BANGIDDY BANG!
Bob: Well it's good to see Heero has ONE fan in the audience.. I guess o_o
*Raven catches Heero's fist, before picking the 99lb Mayor over his head with one hand! He tosses the lightweight warrior CLEAR across the ring, sending his miniature body crashing on top of the top turnbuckle! The Intergalactic Champion charges! Heero slips off the top rope and onto the apron a split second before Raven attacks, bringing the champion face first into the steel pole that connects the turnbuckles!*
Bob: HEERO WITH A BEAUTIFUL REVERSAL ON RAVEN! That's going to slow the demon down a notch!
*Still on the apron, Heero pulls out his retractable POLICE BATON. With a violent shift, the baton doubles in size, as the Mayor of Anime City climbs to the top rope! The stunned champion is back to his feet right as Heero leaps off the top rope with a baton aided Axe Handle Smash! Seconds before impact, the Intergalatic Champion damn near sends Heero's feet OVER HIS HEAD with a clothesline!*
Ralph: GOOD GOD O_O
Bob: Raven with a LARIAT that takes Heero out of the sky!
Ralph: but um.. He's getting right back up like it didn't just happen!
*Heero's back to his feet, ALMOST faster than Raven himself! The Intergalactic Champion swings with a clothesline, only to have Heero duck under, locking Raven's arms! Wrapping his short arms around Raven, the mayor locks on a sleeper hold!*
Bob: Heero with an unorthodox looking choke!
Ralph: I thought he was going to go for a Rock Bottom.. But he's CHOKING Raven!
*Raven goes down to one knee from the sleeper hold, until Heero lifts the 6'4 demon BACK to his feet, and into an EXPLODER SUPLEX!*
Ralph: *ALMOST JUMPS OUT OF HIS SEAT* X_X
Bob: STANDING SLEEPER INTO AN EXPLODER BY THE MAYOR AND—
*As Raven remains stunned on the canvas, Heero pulls out PIANO WIRE from his pants pocket!*
Heero: ...e_e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: oh.. Oh... oh no...
Ralph: Yeah, you know how that feels, don't you?
Bob: ;_; don't remind me! ... NONE THE LESS, Raven is about to be choked out with Piano Wire!
*The champion is back to his feet right as Heero lunges forward! Outta sheer desperation, Darc NAILS Heero in the face with a savate kick! The mayor stumbles backwards, before being irish whipped at full power into the turnbuckle! The mayor lands CHEST FIRST, bouncing the poor bastard towards the center of the ring. Raven spins the mayor around, setting him up for the Endless Waltz! The crowd stand to their feet in anticipation, but they're shot back down into their seats when Heero reverses the finisher into the STO in the center of the ring!*
Bob: STO by The Mayor!
Ralph: I'm not sure that the Endless Waltz would have ended the match regardless x_x but what an STO!
*And Heero is in FULL control of this match up! Raven instinctively stands back up, holding the back of his head. Heero LEAPS into his arms, flipping over, and locking on a midair Armbar! He jerks his body towards the ground in attempt to bring Raven with him.. NUH UH. Raven blocks the flying armbar using PURE strength! He lifts the Mayor who's STILL attached to him, and delivers a SICKENING Lariat!*
Bob: HEERO SENT INTO A BACKFLIP FROM THE CLOTHESLINE!
Ralph: His size and Strength is unfortunately NO MATCH for Raven right now! Maybe if he had another fifty pounds, that armbar would have worked! >=|
*Now it's RAVEN who's firmly in the driver seat of this match! The Intergalactic Champion leaps to the top rope in a single bound, before declaring to this crowd that this match is OVER!*
Bob: Raven planning something big!
Ralph: Raven's going to miss this. e_e.. He's taking WAY too much time here!
*Raven comes off the top rope, NAILING the mayor with a Senton Bomb! That's 245lbs coming off the top rope and landing on a 99 pound man! The champ covers Heero, hooking the leg!*
Ref: o----
*HEERO KICKS OUT BEFORE THE REF CAN START THE COUNT!*
Raven: o_o
Heero: >=|!!
Bob: Heero Yuy is SUPERHUMAN!
Ralph: Really?? You're just now figuring that one out? What about the time he suplexed A TON?!
*Raven stumbles from Heero recovering so fast from the senton, allowing the Gundam Pilot to stand back to his feet! Raven, unsure of what to do, rushes the Mayor with a Thrust Kick! Heero catches the foot, before delivering a BLATANT low blow to his opponent! Raven doubles over, right into the URANAGE suplex! Heero slowly stands back up!*
Ralph: o_o I don't like that look..
Bob: I'm tempted to say oh no..
*Heero signals for someone to come down to the ring.. And after a few moments of waiting.. Out comes the REST OF THE MILITIA! Suicide.. X and Recon, and they're carrying separate pieces of a wall that earlier in the night was used as the GREEN HELL IN A CELL!*
Bob: oh... oh... oh no...
Ralph: SOMEONE'S GOING TO BE CALLING 9-1-1 HERE IN A SECOND!
Bob: WHY ARE THEY BRINGING THAT DOWN?!!??!
*Heero helps the rest of the militia set up the bamboo wall on the concrete. Then, Suicide unveils LIGHTER FLUID.*
Bob: oh.. Oh.. Oh no!!
*Suicide doses the bamboo with lighter fluid, as Heero Yuy climbs back into the ring. The mayor lays boots to the Champion, before picking him back up to his feet! With his back to the outside, Heero sets his enemy up for a vertical suplex that's going to send the Intergalactic Champion out of the ring and onto the Bamboo below!*
Bob: Heero with a suplex!
*Raven is suplexed over the top rope, and SOMEHOW lands on the apron! Knocking the Mayor across the ring with a HUGE punch, Raven turns his attention to the three members of the Militia! He kicks Suicide, X, and Recon away with stiff boots!*
Bob: THIS IS NOT FAIR! HE'S FIGHTING A FOUR ON ONE MATCH!
*Heero NAILS the champion with his police baton! MIRACULOUSLY, Raven manages to hang onto the top rope and not fall onto the lighter fluid laced Bamboo. That won't last for long, as Heero climbs onto the apron! He sets Raven up for a Uranage Suplex, but is KICKED IN THE JUNK!*
Ralph: LOW BLOW!
Bob: Raven returns the favor on the Mayor!
*Heero is doubled over! Raven stuffs the Mayor's head between his legs! Heero is lifted upside down, before Raven comes off the apron with his "DOWNWARD SPYRAL" Spinning Piledriver off the apron and onto the bamboo below!*
Bob: PILEDRIVER OFF THE APRON!!
Ralph: O_O!! Holy SHIT!!!
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!
Bob: SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1!!!! Heero is folded like a DAMN ACCORDION!
*Raven doesn't even have time to celebate taking control of the match, as Suicide NAILS the bastard in the face with a Savate kick! X and Recon attack the half demon with kicks and punches, causing a three on one dog pile that draws RIDICULOUS heat with the fans ... until..*
Andre Tau: >=|!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: THE ANIME CHAMPION!
*Tau, who was attacked at the beginning of the show by Suicide has returned to settle the score! The Flamer spears the Military Brat, before beating his ass all the way to the backstage area! Meanwhile, Raven Darc sends X and Recon back with a bolt of lightning energy! He turns back towards Heero, who's back to his feet! Raven gathers another bolt of energy before sending it towards the Mayor, who BARELY ducks the attack! The blast of lightning hits the lighter fluid soaked bamboo, setting them ablaze!*
!!!FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Crowd: *POPS!*
Bob: THIS IS NOT GOOD!
Ralph: .. I have a sinking suspicion someone's gonna go through that, real soon. e_e
*Heero and Raven climb back into the ring, with the Mayor nailing the champion in the knee! Raven bends forward, and is lifted into a fireman's carry! Heero stumbles towards the ropes, attempting to Death Valley Drive the demon out of the ring and onto the flaming wall of Bamboo! Raven stumbles out, kicking Raven in the midsection, followed by a spinning neck breaker! It doesn't keep Heero down for long! The mayor is back to his feet, only to be kicked in the stomach again! Raven lifts him into the air with a vertical suplex! Heero slips out, landing behind the champion, immediately applying a waistlock. Heero attempts a german suplex out of the ring, only to be elbowed in the face! Raven hits the ropes, CHARGING towards the Mayor for a big Lariat! Heero however, NAILS Raven with another Low Blow!*
Bob: DAMNIT! ANOTHER Low Blow!
*Heero immediately lifts Raven into a stalling, Vertical Suplex position!*
Bob: wait... n..no.. NO!!
Ralph: Heero's going for that Vertical Suplex/STO combination!
*Showing AWESOME balance, Heero not only keeps Raven over his head, but begins slowly walking towards the ropes... which turns into a slight jog, which turns into an all out sprint!*
Bob: HEERO! NO!! HEERO DON'T DO THI–
*Heero DIVES out of the ring with Raven, turning the Vertical Suplex into an STO THROUGH THE–*
!!!KAAAAAAAATHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!
*BAMBOO!!*
Bob: SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ralph: DID HEERO JUST DIVE FACE FIRST INTO THE FIRE?!?!
Bob: SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Both men roll around on fire! Remember, they had landed on the lighter fluid soaked bamboo earlier!*
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Bob: I'm SERIOUS! Someone get out here and aid these guys! They were just on FIRE!
Ralph: doesn't look like Heero needs help x_x
Bob: OH WHAT THE HELL?!?!
*His clothes are still burning, but HEERO IS GETTING BACK UP*
Heero: >=|!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*The Mayor Rips his burning tank top off, showing burn marks all over his bare skin! Reaching INTO the fire, he pulls out a plank of bamboo!*
Bob: O_O!! HE'S INSANE. HE.. HE MUST NOT HAVE PAIN RECEPTORS OR SOMETHING! THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!
*Pulling Raven's burning Trench coat off of him, Heero jabs the burning bamboo rod into the scar that used to be Raven's WING*
Raven: AAAAAAAAAAUUGUGHHGHHHH!! ARRRGHHHH!!!
Bob: THAT SICK SON OF A BITCH!! DO SOMETHING REFEREE! STOP THE DAMN MATCH!
Ralph: o_o.. I've.. I've never seen anything so sadistic in the UCTF before.. And man.. We've been here for almost 8 years now.. I've never seen anyone attack an amputated body part.
*Heero throws Raven into the ring, NAILING him in the back one more time with the burning Bamboo, before JAMMING it into Raven's scar!*
Raven: DLSKFASL;DFKJ ARHRHHGHHH!! ARARGHHHH!!
Heero: >=|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: GET UP RAVEN!! GET UP!! YOU CANNOT LOSE THIS MATCH DAMNIT!!
*Raven crawls over to the corner as Heero slowly stalks him. Along the way, the mayor picks up that Piano Wire he didn't get to use earlier... this time, things will go a little differently e_e. Heero wraps the wire around Raven's neck and immediately, the champion cries out with a choking scream, foam begins to stream from the bastards mouth!*
Ralph: Well.. This is it for Raven. We're going to watch him be executed in a few seconds!
Bob: FOUR ON ONE! THIS MATCH WAS FOUR ON ONE! THEY NEEDED THE GREEN HELL IN A CELL! PIANO WIRE, BATONS! THIS IS NOT FAIR!! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!
*Pulling out EVERYTHING he's got, Raven stands up despite having Piano wire CUTTING THROUGH HIS FLESH! The half demon's life is flashing before his eyes.. He's only a few seconds away from passing out and losing not only the Intergalactic Championship.. But his LIFE. Raven is pulled back to his feet by Heero, who's now standing on the second turnbuckle, hanging Raven by the Piano Wire! With ONE last move of desperation, Raven POWERS Heero out of the corner! He takes a few steps forward, before dropping the mayor with the ENDLESS WALTZ!*
Ralph: *SPITS OUT HIS DRINK*
Bob: ENDLESS WALTZ!! ENDLESS WALTZ!!
*Heero slowly turns over, and begins climbing back to his feet! THAT'S RIGHT KIDDIES.. He's getting BACK UP IMMEDIATELY after being hit with the move that's won Raven Darc the Intergalatic Championship on more than one occasion!*
Bob: This isn't freaking possible, is it?!
Ralph: It is e_e. This kid is going to have to be KILLED to lose this match!
*Raven stands back up, still holding his bleeding throat..*
Raven: ... >=|!!
*On his way up, Heero stumbles right into Raven's arms, who delivers ANOTHER Endless Waltz in the center of the ring!*
Bob: ANOTHER ENDLESS WALTZ!! GOOD GOD MCMAHON!!
Ralph: um.. Look.
*Heero IS STILL GETTING UP!*
Bob: =O
Raven: >=|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*RAVEN HITS A THIRD! A THIRD! A THIRD ENDLESS WALTZ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! HEERO IMMEDIATELY STARTS STANDING BACK UP TO HIS FEET!*
Fans: WHAT THE FUCK
Bob: THIS 99 POUND, FRAIL LOOKING LITTLE BOY HAS WITHSTOOD THREE ENDLESS WALTZES!! WHAT THE HELL IS IT GOING TO TAKE!!
*Raven picks up the Police Baton used on him earlier, before NAILING the champion in the skull with it! Heero is REELING from the hit! Raven pulls him in by the hair, before hitting a FOURTH. ENDLESS WALTZ! He turns Heero over and covers!*
Ref: 1.......... 2................. 2.9999999999999!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: WHAT THE FU–WHAT.. WHAT THE. >=O!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ralph: HOLY WRESTLERMANIA 17 BOB!!
Raven: o_o...
Bob: OOOOH MYYY X_X
Ralph: o_o.. He... he's gotten up three times... and kicked out after the fourth Endless Waltz...
Raven: ....... e______e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The Intergalactic Champion can't BELIEVE the amount of punishment Heero has taken in this match up.. He has to do something, and do something drastic! He leaves the ring, before tossing the time keeper out his seat, before picking it up and heading back into the ring!*
Bob: Raven coming back into the ring with that chair... Heero's getting up AGAIN!
Ralph: He probably should have stayed down after that fourth Endless Wa–
!!WHAM!!
*The Mayor is struck violently across the head with the chair, sending him staggering into the ropes! He's bounced forward from the momentum, before running into a SECOND chairshot!*
!!WHAM!!
Bob: TWO DEVESTATING CHAIRSHOTS FROM RAVEN DARC!
*But the demon is not done, with his pupils visibly missing, the champion raises the chair over his head, and nails the already downed Yuy a THIRD time.. Then a FOURTH.. Then a FIFTH! A SIXTH! SEVENTH! EIGHTH! NINETH! TENTH!*
Ralph: O_O UHH.. RAVEN!
Bob: RAVEN IS BEATING THE MAYOR TO A PULP!! AND FOR GOOD REASON! HIS ENTIRE LIFE IS AT STAKE!
*FIFTEEN MORE chairshots later, Raven drops the chair, before pulling Heero Yuy back to his feet! He locks the Mayor, before delivering one final war cry!*
Raven:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ENDLESS WALTZ ON THE CHAIR! Raven turns Heero over, before covering!*
Ref: 1............ 2............. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: AND IT'S OVER!! RAVEN DARC RETAINS IN WHAT MAY BE THE MATCH OF 2006!
Ralph: x_x Heero won't be making it to work tomorrow..
Winner and still UCTF Intergalactic Champion: Raven Darc
*"Halo" kicks up again, as Raven's Intergalactic Championship is returned to him...*
Arzie: WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL UCTF INTERGALACTIC CHAMPION.. RAVEN DARRRRRRCCCCCC!!!
*Raven turns to leave the ring.. Before slowly turning back around.. Heero Yuy is STANDING BACK UP! >=|*
Raven: o_o...
Bob: you can.. YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!
Ralph: o_o holy shit.
*He's bloody, he got the shit kicked out of him, but he's STILL able to stand up on his own will! The Champion and Mayor glare at each other... regardless of their past, regardless of what just happened in the ring just a mere SECONDS ago, they HAVE to give each other respect! Raven holds his hand out to shake. Heero looks at it for a feew moments, soaking in the fact that Raven is the better man tonight... Finally, he reaches towards Raven and shakes his hand to a MAMMOTH pop!*
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!
Bob: I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it myself, but Hee--
*HEERO KICKS RAVEN IN THE BALLS*
Everyone: X_X_X_X_X
Bob: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!
*Raven is doubled over, holding his lower extremities, as Heero grabs the half demon by the back of the hair!*
Heero: EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER LOVED, WILL DIE.
Raven: x_X w..we made a deal..
Heero: ...e_e I lied.
*Heero picks up the steel chair that was used on him TWENTY FIVE TIMES, before WRAPPING the sombitch around Raven's FACE!*
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! X_X!!
Bob: HEERO ALMOST DECAPITATED THE CHAMPION WITH THE CHAIR!! MY GOD!!
*The SORE loser reaches inside his pocket, pulling out a remote control that he uses to call on GUNDAM WING ZERO! The giant mech swoops down into the arena, allowing Heero to leap inside the cock pit via a zipline! Raven, now busted WIDE open and covered in blood, watches helplessly as Heero and the transformed Gundam lift off into the night!*
Ralph: uhh.. Does this mean that Heero won?
Bob: OF COURSE IT DOESN'T, IT JUST MEANS HE'S A LYING BASTARD!!
Ralph: Raven better fly after.... uhh... nevermind
Bob: you're an ASSHOLE.
*He's an asshole, but it's true.. Raven has only one wing!!*
Raven: x_x... >=|!!!!!!!!!!
*Raven POUNDS his fist on the canvas, before transforming into his PURE demon form!*
Raven: HEEROOOOOO!!!!
Bob: o_o
Ralph: um..
*Taking a page out of the Incredible Hulk's book, Raven LEAPS into the nosebleed section of the open air arena! That's almost SEVENTY feet up!*
Bob: GOOD GOD RAVEN JU-
*Raven leaps again, this time clearing the top of the UCTF's arena!*
Heero: What the HELL?!
*The Intergalactic Champion lands in the parking lot of the arena! One wing or two, he's not going to let Heero kill hundreds of innocents!*
Heero: e_e very well. Your execution was part of the deal anyway.
Raven: I DARE YOU TO TRY! I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO RIP YOUR CARCASS OUT OF THAT MACHINE WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!
*The Gundam points it's buster rifle towards Raven at point blank range!*
Heero: SHI-NE!!!
*SECONDS before pulling the trigger.. The Gundam's radar system detects an enemy approaching... and this enemy, is MUCH bigger and MUCH dangerous than his squabble with Raven Darc!*
Heero: ...
Raven: what the hell is THAT?!
*Several thousand feet above Anime City...*
Fury: e_e. Take down the Mecha, and dispatch the troops. Anime City is now under S.H.I.E.L.D. control.
!!KATHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Heero: ...
Raven: what the hell is THAT?!
*Several thousand feet above Anime City...*
Fury: e_e. Take down the Mecha, and dispatch the troops. Anime City is now under S.H.I.E.L.D. control.
!!KATHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Jeice: WHAT THE!?
*The president leaps out of his chair and approaches the window to witness the wreckage of what was the Wing Gundam Zero.. with no Raven Darc or Heero Yuy in sight… Jeice knows the inevitable has finally happened.*
Xiu: o_o.. that uhh.. that wasn't what I thought it was.. was it?
Jeice: e_e Come on.
*Meanwhile*
Bob: Ladies and Gentleman.. Heero's Gundam has been hit!
Ralph: o_o man, today is Raven's lucky day.. does he have a rabbits foot on with four leaf clovers in his pocket?
Bob: RALPH. The Gundam is GONE. GONE. Whatever hit it must have immeasurable power!
*The Jumbotron catches a glimpse of a freaking HELICARRIER slowly descending towards the UCTF Arena.*
Ralph: ok… so I'm going to take some Vacation time starting now. I'll see ya next week!
Bob: YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HE—oh what the hell. LET'S GO.
*Bob and Ralph LEAP off of their posts to make a quick escape! Meanwhile, Jeice and Xiu rush to the exit of the UCTF Arena!*
Xiu: You got any ideas? e_e
Jeice: One.
*Jeice reaches into his pocket and hands Xiu a crusty scrap of paper.*
Jeice: e_e I was hoping we wouldn't have to go this route. But I need you to go to this bar and find Yuki Kogarashi. She's the only one who can open the portal. And I'm pretty sure if this is a full scale invasion like we think, THEY'LL be already searching for her… e_e If you happen to find her, she's going to be in a really.. really… really bad mood.
Xiu: Great. What about you? You gonna go blow up that ship?! >=|
Jeice: Nah. I can't mate… e_e I have an appointment.
*Jeice looks towards the Emptied UCTF Mecha Arena to see none other than the Man of Steel floating above the structure.. waiting.*
Superman: e_e…
Xiu: o_o Um.. Jeice?
Jeice: I'll be fine. Go get the girl.
Xiu: Alright.
*Xiu begins to run off..*
Jeice: XIU!
Xiu: ..yeah?
Jeice: e_e it's been one hell of a year, huh?
Xiu: …;_;
*The president's ominous words give Xiu a cold chill up his spine, as he watches his friend blast off to face off against what may be his greatest challenge yet! As Jeice nears his opponent.. he thinks back to a few weeks before… a secret meeting in the streets of Anime City with an underground of warriors from the Ultimate Crossover Tournament Fighting League's past…*
Jeice: Alright mates. I want to thank you all for coming out here tonight. It is of the upmost importance we talk about the current situation. I'm sure you all know what has been going on with the UCTF and the United States Government. Let's face it. Since the incident with Fatali RoSE years ago, these shitheads in Washington have been spying on every little event that goes on here. Hell, it's not even a secret. Those sell out bastards Jin and Eiji made it PERFECTLY clear to us that we are all under 24 hour surveilence. Who knows what other secrets those turncoats gave to the Government. So, let me make one thing clear. My attempt to retrieve Vegeta and William Clarke are only a mere excuse to invade this island, something that they have been planning for who knows how long. You think we're the first to play around with dimensions? Hell, SHIELD has Reed Richards going to the negative zone EVERY DAY. Government funded programs have been playing with charged particles that have a one in FIVE HUNDRED chance of creating a black hole that will instantly eat the State of New Jersey in a split second! No.. this isn't about danger.. this is about Anime City having technology that they would kill to get their hands on.
Shayla Shayla: Do you think they're really alive?
Jeice: Of course I do! I wouldn't' be going through all of this if I didn't think they were. And after the countless times they've helped not only save Anime City, but this miserable planet, we owe it to them to bring them back. Miko.
Miko: ...Yeah?
Jeice: What do you think?
Miko: William saved me and my sister when we were stuck in the Shikima Brain. I owe him. I'm in.
Jeice: Sano.
Sano: …..
Jeice: Sano e_e.
Sano: Alright. I guess that Monkey bastard Vegeta did sacrifice himself to blow up that stupid space ship… and he did it again to save the Island last year. And.. I haven't been in a good fight in a long… long time. Count me in, Fruit.
Jeice: If there's anyone else who wants to walk away from this, I don't mind… but if you want to leave, then you have to do it now.
*The nameless fighters look amongst themselves in silent agreement..*
Jeice: Then let's get to work.
*Jeice stops only a few feet from Superman.*
Jeice: ...
Superman: Jeice, this is crazy. I don't want anyone to get hurt. But what you're about to do can put this entire city.. This planet in danger.
Jeice: You're the only danger, here, mate. I'm going to reunite a man to his wife and children... and a boy to his mother and father... Two HEROES.
Superman: But the risks are too great! Trust me, I know what happens when alternate dimensions collide!
Jeice: ...
Superman: Jeice, We don't have to do this. Listen to me! Fighting solves NOTHING!
Jeice: Wrong.
*The president clenches his fists, summoning his ki energy to surge his entire body. The sheer force of his enternal energy burns the fabric of his suit to the very ends. That is when Superman gets a glimpse of the armor Jeice was wearing underneath his suit.. The same armor worn by his friend and mentor in battle many years ago.*
Jeice: Fighting Solves Everything.
*The talking is over.. Jeice explodes into ki, thrusting towards the Man of Steel! Meanwhile, inside the UCTF Arena... still gleeming after his submission victory over Melvic Lillith... The NEW UCTF Grand Champion, Kunoi Ishigami has just finished showering and changing back into his street clothes. He's hurting and sore all over, but it's a feeling he'll never forget!*
Kunoi: ^_^..
*The Japanese bastard, totally unaware of what's going on, opens the door to his dressing room, and right into a red, white, and blue colored FIST TO THE FACE*
!!BLAOW!!
Kunoi: X_X!!
*Standing over the stunned and damn near unconscious Grand Champion is a certified War hero! It's the man who single handedly defeated the Germans (And I do mean single.. His other hand was tied behind his back) AND Japanese while playing a game of Tetris before the video game was even invented... the Leader of the NEW Avengers, Captain America!*
Captain America: Secure the building.
Luke: Damn, cap. Did he pee on the flag or something?
Spider-man: Actually Luke.. He probably has once or twice! That guy is a real jerk.
*Stumbling into the room, still reeling from his battle with Heero Yuy is the Intergalactic Champion, Raven Darc!*
Raven: ugh.. What the hell is going on here? Who are yo--
!!SNIKT!!
Raven: ...crap.
*As if Odds weren't enough against him already... Raven's speech is cut short by the sound of adamantium claws unsheathing inches from his face!*
Wolverine: This is business, bub. It would be a good idea to get out of here and find those kids you're so fond of.
Raven: Shit.. Logan! You're in on this too!?
*Kunoi and Raven are surrounded by the Best of the Best in Marvel U... but not to fear, because Bryan Amethyst walks into the room to settle the sc–LOL. Ok, to be fair, he DID win a title tonight, so I'll leave him alone... for now. e_e*
Bryan: HEY KUNOI! Since I'm a heel now I think it would be best for us to start... o_o... Hanging... out...
Spider-man: hey! It's the nun attacker!
Bryan: e_e
Spider-Man: You know, I knew one of these days I'd end up punching you in the face. I didn't know my spider-sense could see into the future!
*Meanwhile, The new Grand Champion is pulling himself back to his feet with a firm grip on his jaw... Bad news for Captain America, who's going to wish he knocked the poor bastard out! Andre Tau also finds his way into the dressing room after hearing the commotion from the next room.. The tension has almost peaked!*
Andre: You know, I promised myself I wasn't going to get involved in this. But when you start invading the place where I live... we have a problem.
*Luke and Andre Tau stand face to face! Andre prepares himself for the inevitable brawl.. Completely unaware that Luke has inpenetrable fucking skin! >=|*
Kunoi: So... this is how you American dogs do things huh? Sucker Punching people!?
Captain America: Pearl Harbor.
Kunoi: >=|!!!!
Spider-man: OH! HE GOT YOU THERE!
Captain America: Gentlemen.. I urge you all to stand down. Anime Island has been taken over. Any further resistence against the United States Government will be of no use.
*The line in the sand has been drawn.. Luke and Andre never unlock their eyes away from each other... Raven refuses to back down from Logan, Spider-man and Bryan stand toe to toe... and Kunoi? Well.. The Japanese Bastard simply cracks his neck, before storming towards Steve Rogers!*
Captain: I SAID STAND DOW--
!!FLOOM!!
*Ishigami almost takes Cap's head off, sending the red, white, and blue warrior packing through the wall into the next room!*
Bryan: O_O lol fu–!!
!!BLAP!!
*Spider-man punches Bryan in the mouth, and it all disintegrates into a pier sixer inside the dressing room! Meanwhile, Tony Stark, a.k.a. The Invincible Ironman travels through the bowels of the UCTF Arena.*
Ironman: I bought the blueprints from a contractor and uploaded the intel into the computer system. I know this building better than any superstar here, Fury.
Fury: Good. Find that back entrance.
Ironman: I'll find your entrance into Universe Zero in a few seconds. Where's Richards?
Fury: En Route.
Ironman: Heh.. When he finds this, he's going to be more happy than the time he descovered the Negative Zo– well heeellloooo o_o
*Completely diverting Mr. Stark away from the task at hand is a beautiful woman who just HAPPENS to be standing around in the cold dark subbasement of the UCTF Arena.. Yeah.. THAT'S normal. Who is this woman, you're asking?*
Melinda: ^_^
Ironman: Now WHAT is a pretty young woman like yourself doing down here? ^_^ Don't you know it's dangerous?
*Yeah, for YOU... Jackass. Melinda giggles before skipping away into the darkness. Now, any SMART male would know not to follow... Ok, I'm lying. ANY male would follow her if there was a SMALL chance of getting laid. Since Tony Stark is two threesomes away from being Quagmire himself, he's no different!*
Ironman: ...*ahem*
*He follows Melinda into an empty room...*
Ironman: Hide and Seek, Huh? Well I've never been one to pass up playing with a beau–ti...ful... o_o... Woman.
*Ironman feasts his eyes on Melinda, who's sitting upon the lap of the DEMON LORD Xamot!*
Xamot: e_e...
*A ki attack in the shape of a SHARK engulfs Ironman, before putting him through three walls!*
Ironman: .............lolfu–
Sano: --CK YOU >=|
*Sanosuke Sagara clocks a random SHIELD Troop, sending the poor bastard flying into a small mountain of bloody and beaten troops!*
Sano: Is this it?! Is this what that STUPID Fruit called us all back for?! THESE LOSERS!?
Troop: SHOOT HIM!
*Another Troop ATTEMPTS to point his gun at Sano, but before he can even aim, the One Punch Bastard already has a firm grip around the gun, before using it as leverage to MANGLE the poor bastards face with a FUTAE NO KIWAMI!*
Troop: GENERAL FURY SIR.. WE'RE MEETING TOO MUCH RESISTENCE! THERE'S....THERE'S.. THERE'S ATLEAST 200 MEN HERE, THEY'RE ALL ARMED! WE NEED PLAN B. QUICKLY, WE'RE GET–
*Sano FUTAE NO KIWAMI's THROUGH the Troop's headset and into his face!*
Fury: Send him out.
*With Fury's short command, more troops in the under carriage of the helicarrier bring out a scrawny... puny man completely bound in chains!*
Banner: Fury! I'm begging you not to do this!
*Fury looks down on the struggling man, before signaling a "THUMBS DOWN" which can't be good in any situation.. ESPECIALLY this one. The Troops pull out CATTLE PRODS before jamming the weapons into Bruce Banner's side!*
Banner: ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sano: Alright. That's it. I'm going home. ...feh. e_e
*Sano begins to return to his home... Poad's Bar, until a MASSIVE Earthquake from no where sends him on his ass! He slowly turns around..*
Sano: What the hell?
*To see a twelve foot, green, hulking BEAST who's PISSED OFF. Sano however... is unimpressed!*
Sano: ...and who are you supposed to be? You know what? Don't even answer that que–FUTAE NO KIWAMI!!!!! HAAAAAAAAA!!!
*The Hulk CATCHES the FNK, and with LITTLE ease, tosses Sano through the nearest BUILDING. Not wall, BUILDING! Sano bounces on the ground about a mile away, before sitting up with widened eyes!*
Hulk: RARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Sano: o_o... m..maybe I should think this one through.
*The Masenka Apartment Complex. Former Home of Jin Saotome.. Current Home of Kunoi Ishigami, and the La Blue Girls! Right now, the latter struggle to contain the hundreds of troops battling their way into the building!*
Troop: The Grand Hotel has been taken over, and we'll have this building set up as a remote base within the next fifteen minutes Sir!
Fury: Any Resistence?
Troop: Just a few ninjas sir! And uhh.... there's a 30 foot robot on the roof!
*Backed on the 40th floor, the Ninja girls are simply outnumbered!*
Yakuu: Yakuu: I thought you said we wouldn't ever have to fight again! >=|
Miko: yeah, what a freaking idiot I was e_e
Fubuki: Miko! There's way too many! What the hell are we going to do?
Miko: Bosatsu.. Your boyfriend got any ideas?
Bosatsu: oh hahaha. e_e Dusty hates you too, you know.
Miko: No, not the belt! >=| THAT GIANT ROBOT ON THE ROOF!
Bosatsu: ..OHHHH. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? THAT'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, WE'RE JUST FRI–
Miko: JUST TURN ON THE DAMN GUNDAM.
Bosatsu: e_e!!! MASTER!!!!!
*YES! The very robot that was responsible for destroying Melvic's house and indirectly causing the Angel's Grand Title Run, The Gundam steps forward, prepared to defend Bosatsu to the death!*
Master: ...e_e...
*Seconds before taking off–*
!!KATHROOOOM!!
*The Helicarrier INCINERATES the Gundam with the same blast that destroyed Heero Yuy's Gundam! The range on the ship is RIDICULOUS! Bosatsu, watches from the fire escape as the remains of the Gundam fall 40 plus floors below!*
Bosatsu: o_o...... n...no..
Fubuki: ...alright! More room to barbeque up there!
Bosatsu: ASLDFKADSLFKJDLKFJDJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The Suzuka sees RED. She EXPLODES through the window of the building with her Guillotine blade in hand, and takes heads INDISCRIMINATELY!!*
Bosatsu: >=|!!
Miko, Yakuu, Fubuki: o_o....
*Back at the wreckage of Wing Zero, Heero Yuy is SOMEHOW Still alive! Crawling a few feet from the explosion sight, the Mayor of Anime City collapses.*
Suicide: ...shit. Pick him up. >=|
*As X and Recon pick Heero back to his feet, the Mayor tries desperately to mouth out the words to his comrad.*
Heero: There's... an underground...bunker in this city.. I built it... a few.. Years ago..
Suicide: Bunker? Screw that, solider. Saddam's kids got killed by a Bunker Buster. And that ship up there had enough power to blow up the gundam! Nuh uh.. We're going somewhere MUCH safter than a damn bunker. >=|
Heero: where??
Suicide: e_e Louisville, Kentucky.
*Across town, Xiu arrives at Smokey Joe's Bar and Grill... err.. Should I say what USED to be Smokey Joe's Bar and Grill, as the establishment has seen better days.. The entire front entrance of the restaurant has been blown to pieces, leaving a trail of destruction that leads the kid inside.*
Xiu: o_o holy god...
*The Pool tables have been flipped over, shattered glass is littered throughout the building. Hiding amongst the rubble are the patrons, armed with broken bottles and various weapons.*
Xiu: Hey guys! Anyone here see a girl about this tongue... e_e really hot... and who used to fight in the UCTF? Her name's Yuki Kogarashi----
*Xiu feels the barrel of a SHOTGUN pointing against his face!*
Xiu: —iiiiiTTTTT!!
*Xiu quickly elbows the gun away from the patron, jamming the keyblade into the poor bastards gut, before sending him flying across the bar!*
Xiu: e_e. Yeah, I'm badass.
Bartender: LOOK. She was here, but she left alright! Now GET OUT OF HER!
Xiu: ...she did? o_o Where did she go?
Bartender: I don't know, but it was with a tall bl–OH GOD THEY'RE HERE!
*Xiu turns around and bears witness to over ONE HUNDRED soliders arriving on the outside. And Trust me, these guys aren't here for drinks or pool! Their guns are drawn and ready to go!*
Xiu: ...Is there another way out of this building?
Bartender: ...I knew I should have listened to the Fire Marshall x_x
Xiu: you IDIOT! >=| EVERYONE TO THE BACK OF THE BUILDING NOW. e_e I'll handle these idiots by myself.
Bartender: ...YOU HEARD THE MAN! GO!
Troop: Sir, we've arrived at her last known location! Preparing to engage subject!
Fury: Take Care of it. e_e
Troop: SOLIDERS! NOW!
*The president's side kick, showing more guts than brains CHARGES into the army who are forcing their way into the bar!*
Xiu: THIS SUUUUUUUUU----
Kunoi: CKKKKKKKKKSS!!! X_X!!
*Back in the Arena, Kunoi flies through a wall with Captain America's Shield firmly attached to his midsection! Raven's doing no better, as the exahusted Intergalactic champion attempts in vain to hold back the rabid Wolverine using his demonic chains! It's not enough to hold the Avenger, runs into the chains, sending a stiff gut shot that almost penetrates the half demon's chest! Bryan Amethyst lunges into Spider-man, missing the agile superhero by a MILE, seconds before catching a flipping heel kick to the back of the head! Luke Cage shrugs off Andre's flash clothesline, returning the favor with a unpenatrable haymaker! Back to his feet, Kunoi lunges Cap's very own shield towards the War Veteran! Rogers CATCHES his own weapon, before NAILING Ishigami in the face with another shot! On his way down, Kunoi falls right into a knee to the gut, bringing him back up just in time to catch a right cross to the face!*
Captain: WE–PUNCH-COULD HAVE-PUNCH-SETTLED THIS-PUNCH-LIKE-GENTLEMEN!
*Kunoi falls to one knee.. But if you think a couple of super powered punches is going to put the NEW Grand Champion down, you're sadly mistaken!*
Kunoi: *spits blood* you.. X_x you.. Hit like a bitch!
Cap: ...e_e You're a disgrace to America, Citizen.
Kunoi: ......o_o.......
Cap: That's right, you're a BAD AMERICAN!
Kunoi: DL;FKAJSDFL;SDFJFJFSF
*Wrong words to use with someone who LOATHES the Red White and Blue! Kunoi RIPS out the very floor Captain America was standing on, sending ALL the members of the Avengers, along with his TEAMMATES flying!*
Everyone: O_O!
Kunoi: KUNOI SMA--
Hulk: -SH!!!
*Sano is put THROUGH the ground with a double axe handle across the back!*
Sano: This is INSANE! ..Shit.. I think he broke my back X_X
*Well, if the back wasn't broken before.... Hulk comes CRASHING DOWN on top of Sano with a double stomp!*
Sano: GASDGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*It's not over.. As Hulk picks up BARF BURGER from it's foundation!*
Sano: o_o..n...no...
!!!!!!KATHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!
*Sano rolls out of the way, just missing being crushed by a BUILDING. He's not out of the water yet, as Hulk picks up a car! No, he's not going to hit Sano with it.. He RIPS the damn thing in half and turns them into BOXING GLOVES!*
Sano: ..oh my G
!!!!!!!!BAM!!!!!!!!!
Sano: X_X!!!!!
*Sano is put THROUGH a car and out the other side!*
Sano: Oh God.. *COUGHS* OH GOD X_X
*Hulk CRUSHES Sano's ribs with a double punch!*
Sano: ARGHHHHH!!!!! .. FUCK YOU! >=|
*Sano, NAILS the Hulk in the nose with a headbutt, sending the Green Goliath staggering backwards! Sano springs forward, with a FUTAE NO KIWAMI to the throat, a FUTAE NO KIWAMI to the leg that sends Hulk to the knees! Sano draws back.. With his bloody, broken hand barely useable, drives a THIRD FNK into the Hulk's temple! Sano falls over in a heap!*
Sano: ... x_x I .. Need... Sake.
Hulk: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Sano: o_o.. What.
*IT'S NOT ENOUGH! Hulk is back to his feet.. And even BIGGER than he Was before!! Sano, almost at the point of BITCHSCREAMING is picked back to his feet by his head! Hulk draws back, preparing to punch THROUGH him!*
Poad: DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR SAKE!?!?!? >=|!!
*But out of the sky falls POAD AND MR. FUJISAWA!*
Hulk: e_e
Poad: MR. FUJISAWA.. NOW!
Mr. Fujisawa: ... it hurts to do this x_x..
*The drunk turns on a nozzle, which pumps in THOUSANDS of Gallons of Sake directly from Poads Bar.. Through a hose and right into the Hulk's mouth!*
Hulk: GARGASDGASDGHHHH
*Hulk tosses Sano, and storms towards Poad!*
Poad: O_O!!!
*His pace slows to a hault, as the constant stream of Sake intoxicates the big green bastard! I'm not kidding, Japan is BONE DRY of this stuff!*
Hulk: ...Hulk..... Sm..Sm....X_X HULK SMASHED.
!!THUD!!
*Hulk, with enough Liquor in his body to put down the toughest Irishman, fades back into Bruce Banner, thanks to motherfucking POAD!*
Poad: Mr. Sanosuke, are you alright?!
Sanosuke: Hospital... take me to the hospital.... please x_x
Poad: Yes Sir!
Fujisawa: hey... can I ... look over the Bar while you're taking him to the hospital?
Poad: e_e..
Fujisawa: =\ ok ok.
*Meanwhile, Xiu fights Valiantly, but the more Troops he strikes down, atleast TWO more appear in their place! There's just too many for the kid to handle! That is... until...*
Ryu: LET ME HELP!
Xiu: o_o...
*THE GHOST OF RYU KAISA IS STILL WITH HIM!*
Ryu: I HAVE SOME MAGIC ATTACKS YOU CAN USE!
Xiu: ...oh...oh... oh no... o_o I've lost it... I've really lost it...
Ryu: COME ON, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, LET'S KICK THEIR ASSES! IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BIG YOUR RP IS, JERKS!!
Xiu: o_o...
*Distracted by Kaisa, Xiu is RUSHED by the S.H.I.E.L.D. Troops*
Ryu: o_o Whoa. That looked like it hurt.
Troop: FURY. SHE'S NOT HERE!
Fury: Stark. What have you found?
*Ironman stands up, with HALF of his suit ripped offf and his helmet missing! However, he doesn't look as bad as the OTHER guy, Xamot.. Who looks like he traded places with Jesus Christ on the original Good Friday! >=|*
Ironman: Nothing. It's empty..! And never trust the women on this Island! >=|
Fury: Shit. They were prepared for our visit... I guess we underestimated them. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this. Avengers, and Troops. Retreat.
Ironman: ..why?
Fury: Plan. B.
Ironman: wha....what? Fury?!
Fury: I was given orders by the Commander-in-Chief. Get out of the building. I'm Bringing it down.
Ironman: ... You'll kill THOUSANDS of Innocents! YOU CAN'T BE SER--
Fury: Fury out.
Ironman: ...lol fuck.
*Leaving Xamot and Melinda, Ironman explodes through the building to meet the remaining Avengers who are DOGPILING Kunoi in order to restrain him!*
Ironman: Steve! That crazy SON OF A BITCH IS GOING TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE ARENA!
Captain America: WHAT?!?!
Kunoi: YEAH, LET'S KILL FIFTY THOUSAND PEOPLE FOR NO REASON! YEAH. WHAT GREAT HEROES YOU ARE!
*The fighters literally stop their squirmish without a second thought! Now there's an even bigger danger that they're about to face! A Helicarrier with enough power to incinerate even the strongest alloys to dust! It's already laid waste to TWO Gundams, and if something with that sort of power hits the Arena, it's lights out!*
Wolverine: That son of a bitch.. That son of a bitch has finally lost it.
Luke: Do we have enough time to evacuate everyone?
Captain America: No. We need to confront Fury on top of the Helicarrier IMMEDIATELY.
Andre: And if that doesn't work?
Everyone: ...
Andre: e_e I'm going to get these people out of here.
Bryan: >_< and I JUST turned Heel too. SHIT.
Kunoi: ...e_e I'm with you.
*The plan is made, with Cap and his group of heroes leading the charge to take down General Nick Fury! But before they're gone, Steve Rogers has one more thing to say.*
Captain America: e_e Sorry about all of this.
*They're gone just as fast as they appeared.. Raven Darc stands up, stretching his one wing all the way out.*
Raven: ..what are we waiting for? e_e
!!KATHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
*The President connects with a DEVESTATING Punch to Superman's face! The Man of Steel blocks out the pain, coming back with an even HARDER hit across Jeice's Jaw!*
!!KAAAAAATHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!
*Jeice reels backward, Superman grabs his arm, bringing him forward into another HAYMAKER right between the eyes! The punch sounds like a cannon, sending Jeice several hundred feet below! Seconds before impact, Jeice uses the Bukujutsu to defy gravity, leaving himself floating inches away from the dome roof of the Mecha Arena! Superman closes in, as Jeice flips backwards, kicking him across the chin in midair! He's sent flying from the kick, with Jeice flying around the man of steel, delivering a FLURRY of Punches and kicks all around the hero's body! He pushes off Superman with a kick to the chest! On his way up, He lifts his arm into the air, summoning the Crusher Ball! That leaves an opening however, that Superman exploits! His eyes flicker red, sending a beam of heat vision directly into the Orange Crusher's chest! Surprised, the President falls out of the sky, and into the waiting FISTS of the Man of Steel who POUNDS the crusher into a pulp above the arena! Reeling, Jeice can only watch HELPLESSLY as the man of Steel draws back, before delivering a Punch with energy behind it to send RIPPLES through the entire space time continuim!*
!!!!!!!THHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
*The punch puts Jeice into the wall of the mecha arena, and out through the roof! Jeice's body flips towards the waiting Superman who has his fingers interlocked, raised above his head, and READY for the Axe Handle Smash! Jeice gets a glance of Superman, and is almost ready to give in.. As he careens towards the finishing blow, Jeice chuckles..*
Jeice: heh.. He almost looks like....
*An image of Vegeta flashes through Jeice's head.. The Axe Handle Smash was one of that old bastard's FAVORITES! *
Jeice: >=|!!
*Superman SWINGS and MISSES as Jeice One-Patterns out of the way!*
Superman: what the?!
*He turns around as Jeice unleashes a MASSIVE Ki blast into his gut! The blast puts Superman through the diamond roof of the Arena, and COMPLETELY out of sight!*
Jeice: ... *huff* ... *huff*
*Tired, Jeice slowly descends to the ground, COMPLETELY out of Energy! As he falls to his knees in Exhaustion, he looks up at the sky, resting his eyes at the small orange Orb of energy he began to generate.*
Jeice: I haven't gotten that dirty in YEARS. Heh ^_^ heh. It was kinda--
*Jeice is silenced, as the ENTIRE UCTF MECHA ARENA begins to move! And not in a "10 point richter scale Earthquake" kinda way... a "SUPERMAN IS PICKING ME UP, HELP" kinda way!*
Jeice: ...no...
*Superman is still active, and VERY pissed off! The bastard has the Arena OVER his head while lifting several feet into the air! The entire population of Anime City turn their head to the sight of an ARENA being lifted into the air!*
Jeice: Superman!
Superman: I'm sorry it has to end this way, but you WOULDN'T LISTEN!! ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!
*Superman FLIES downward, chucking the UCTF Mecha Arena towards Jeice like a damn football! Remember when Bruce Willis was getting ready to detonate a nuke in that one movie about asteroids? And like... right before he did, he had a flash back of his entire life? THAT'S what Jeice is seeing right now!*
Jeice: >=| LOL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
*Jeice lifts his arms in the air, CATCHING as much of the building that he can before it EXPLODES into a tornado of pure debris comprised of concrete and metal and steel and glass and shit! >=| As Jeice is buried under the MOUNTAIN of what used to be the Biggest Arena in the world, He calls forward the very Crusherball he manifested minutes ago!*
Jeice: CRUSHER BALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
*Superman turns around with just enough time to see nothing but ORANGE!*
!!KAAAAAAAAAAATHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!
*Across the city, Troops retreat their posts... leaving the fighting Anime Citizens bewildered as to what the hell's going on*
Xiu: This .. Can't be good..
Ryu: I'll say.
Xiu: ... ignoring you. e_e
Ryu: Seriously.. I think we should get back to the Arena!
Xiu: yeah, you're rig–WHY AM I RESPONDING. YOU'RE NOT REAL.
*But he's got a point! The Arena needs everyone's help! Because the beaten superstars who have already fought in tonight's Pay Per View don't have enough strength to evacuate everyone from the building in enough time! Even with Bryan Amethyst chucking as many people into an Alchemist created black hole in the floor!*
Kunoi: GET OUT! *CHUCK* GET OUT! *FLING!* GET OU... wait. e_e didn't you say I suck, earlier?
Fat Guy: uhhhh.. Yeah, but that was just pa--
Kunoi: *PUNCH TO THE GUT, THROWS*
*And on top of the Helicarrier, The Avengers have returned to the ship to deal with Fury! Strength in Numbers against one man and one lowly assistant is no contest... right?*
Captain: Nick Fury, I'm ordering you to cease and desist now! I believed you when you told us we were here to stop an idiot from using a weapon capable of destroying the entire unvierse.. But this was never about that, was it? The Government wanted to USE this device for themselves.
Nick: exactly. But now that we don't have the Key or any way to activate it, this machine is useless. And by the way, Rogers? I out rank you. e_e Johnson, arrest the Avengers.
Johnson: Yes. Sir.
*Daisy Johnson, Nick Fury's protege, and one of the strongest mutants on Earth, activates her Quake powers, causing a point 10 within the exact square foot of the Avengers, sending all five of them to the ground with one flex of her mutant ability!*
Spider-man: God she's awesome. X_X If I wasn't married...
*Back in the smoking crater of what used to be The UCTF Mecha Arena, Jeice and Superman barely have enough energy to keep their eyes open, much less stand back up..*
Jeice: You ...you see that... ? huh? Fury's turned against his own men...
Superman: ...
Jeice: He's.. He's going to destroy the arena.. With everyone in it... hahah.. I..I was right all along...
Superman: >=|
Jeice: He brainwashed you.. And used you.. Like a fucking tool. .. e_e you are a tool.
Superman: ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT.
Jeice: Let's.. Go.. stop him.
Superman: But you can't even MOVE.
Jeice: NEITHER CAN YOU.
Superman: You're right.. And that's never stopped me before.
*Being fueled by pure desperation, Jeice and Superman climb back to their feet, before simultaneously exploding towards the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier!*
Fury: Oh Superman..
*Fury sees the two fighters charging towards them in dual flight. He reaches into his pocket, and unveils a gun he had been saving JUST for Superman.*
Fury: e_e Your usefulness in this venture has just expired.
*He pulls the trigger, hitting Superman with a KRYPTONITE powered Microwave pistol! Superman's power go from OH SHIT to meh in less than a second!*
Superman: ARGGGHHHH!!!!
*Jeice looks back at the fallen hero, but has no time to stop! He lands on the Helicarrier, immediately locking a choke hold on Fury, who simply smiles!*
Jeice: >=| YOUR ASS.. IS MINE!
Fury: on the contrary. e_e.
*He snaps his fingers, and two Troops walk from the shadows, holding GUNS to Tina Armstrong and Jeice's daughter's heads!*
Jeice: ...you..you BASTARD.
Fury: This is all YOUR doing. And now, look at yourself.. You're going to be forced to watch thousands of people die because of YOUR stubbornness! If you had SIMPLY handed over the blue prints to us in the FIRST place, NONE of this would have happened!
Captain America: YOU CAN'T DO THIS FURY! THIS IS GENOCIDE!
Fury: Daisy. e_e Do it.
Daisy: yes sir.
Jeice: *thinking* ... He's right.. I did it.. I killed all of these people.. My God I'm still the monster I was back in the Ginyu Force days. I'm sorry, everyone. I'm sorry.
*Commander Johnson does as she's told, and hits the "FIRE" button on her control with the target as the UCTF Arena! In a stunned silence, the doomed crowd watches the bottom of the ship open up like those damn space ships from Independence Day!*
Kunoi: o_o.. Oh..oh shit...
*Somewhere across the city!*
Lo: DRIVE FASTER DAMNIT! >=|
Cabby: I'M PEGGING THE SPEEDOMETER!! >=|
*In the Arena*
Andre: we're.. So.. Fucked.
Bryan: I'M NOT! LMFAO LOL HEEL!
*Bryan leaps into the black hole, closing it behind him just SECONDS before the ship emits the powerful beam of energy into the arena! It connects, causing a rumble throughout the entire Island! The feeling brings The President of what USED to be the UCTF down to his knees in dispair.*
Daisy: General! It was a direct hit but...
Fury: But?
Daisy: ..... You might want to take a look at this...
Fury: ......... oh... my... God.
*Fury looks over the edge of the Helicarrier and into the arena... The fans open their eyes and can only watch in silence.. Dead Silence! A fallen cameraman picks up his camera and attempts to focus through the blinding light to view two figures standing in the center of the ring. Those watching at home can make out one of the two, Yuki Kogarashi.. And in front of her, holding S.H.I.E.L.D.'s ultimate attack at bay with one hand...*
William: .....
*He clenches his open palm into a fist, while piercing everyone's eardrums with a deep yell! The beam is crushed at it's most bottom point, causing a whip effect that reflects the blast BACK into the Hellicarrier itself! The blast pierces the weapon itself, and ruptures a hole into the helicarrier from the bottom through the motherfucking top!*
!!!KATHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
*Taking out SEVERAL engines in the process, the Helicarrier begins to tilt on it's side, sending several people sliding from one end to the other! Several crew members battle to stay on their feet! Others grab anything they can to keep from falling off the side!*
Troop: General! The ship has taken substantual damage!! I..I..I think we're going to have to land this thing as soon as possible! GENERAL! GENERAL!!
*Fury, Speechless, stumbles over to the GIANT hole in the ship! He stares through it, and is captivated by the unmoving, stone cold brown eyes of William Clarke!*
William: ...
Yuki: ..*grin*
End.