Musashi: ACK!
Miko: >:| Have either of you seen Athena?
Ryu: *slowly shakes his head*
Miko: whatever... *walks away*

*A couple of minutes later.. The cameras sneak into the Sickos’ Locker Room where Yun and Yang are watching
“Sick, Sad, World..” Miko opens the door and Yang screams to the top of his lungs!*

Miko: Shutup!
Yang: O_O
Miko: >:| have either of you seen Athena?
Yun: n...no...
Yang: un uh...
Miko: >:| whatever...

*Miko starts to walk away then peaks her head back in the door*

Miko: Hey... weren’t you the one who had something to say to me the other day?

*Miko starts unbuttoning her shirt!*

Yun: O_O Yang.. get out...

*Minutes later....*

Yun: UGGGGGGNNNNNHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*Yun’s moans of pleasure and pain can be heard all over the UCTF arena*

Ralph: :( I wish I was Yun...

*Adrienne is in the ring awaiting Remy as the UCTF Pay Per View begins!*

Ralph: well, here comes Remy down to the ring... you don't suppose he'll hurt Adrienne do ya?
Bob: I don't know.. we all know how he loves women.. we'll just have to see in a few seconds

Remy: I’m going to make this one short and sweet.. then afterwards.. how about I treat you to a dinner and a
movie?
Adrienne: No Thanks!
Remy: Suit yourself!

(Ding!)

*Remy jumps into the air and rockets back down at Adrienne with a jump kick to her chest! he Jumps backwards
in a backflip formation, nailing her in the face with another kick and she’s out!*

Ralph: is it..........
Bob: O_O No way!

*Remy turns her over and lays ontop of her*

1......2.......3...!!!

Ralph: what a squash!!

*Remy gets his hand raised by the ref, and just then.. Yun, Yang, and Adon from the Sickos come out and start
attacking an already lifeless Adrienne!!*

Bob: Oh come on! this isn’t nessecary!

*Yun and Yang pick Adrienne up as Adon holds up her chin and signals something to the crowd! he’s going to
finish her off!*

Ralph: Someone’s gotta stop this!!

*Adon draws back for the final blow but Remy catches his foot and elbows him to the adam’s apple! Yun and
Yang look on in shock as Adon hits the ground!*

Ralph: O_O Huh?!!?

*Yun and Yang attack but get easily handled by Remy!! As the three members of the sickos are out on the canvas... Remy gets out of the ring, slowly takes Adrienne and carries her to the back*

Bob: That was certainly unexpected!!
Ralph: I guess Remy isn’t a sicko anymore eh?

Winner: Remy

*In the back, Musashi is walking toward the ring arena when he is stopped by none other than Hystalin DeWarrloc
herself!*

Musashi: O_O!!!!!!!!

Ralph: Uhoh! She doesn't look pleased!

Hystalin: :|

*She hands Musashi a bottle, then turns and leaves*

Bob: What did she just give him?

Musashi: ?

*He looks at the bottle*

Ralph: "Ol Red's BBQ Sauce"?? O_o....
Bob: Very strange!

*Musashi shrugs and puts it in his shirt then proceeds to the ring area*

Ralph: Oh man, this one is gonna be a doozy!
Bob: Former Interplanetary Champion Devilman makes his reappearance in the UCTF! He'll be facing the trio of
Silencer! Brave Fencer Musashi, Danny Colman, and Kojiro!
Ralph: Devilman is gonna have his hands full, since this IS NOT an easy Gauntlet Match!
Bob: He will have to take on all three opponents at the same time!
Ralph: Yup!

*Devilman's song plays and he steps out to a chorus of boos!*

Bob: I thought he was dead!
Ralph: *shrug*

*Devilman flies over to the ring and stands, awaiting his opponents. "Still More Fighting" plays and Kojiro walks
out first. He draws his sword and walks down to the ring. Halfway there, "Welcome to Paradise" plays and Danny
comes out next!*

Ralph: Hope he's feeling better!

*Danny joins up with Kojiro, they size Devilman up and then slide into the ring! Devilman begins to stomp on the
both of them!*

Bob: Not a good idea! It would have been better to wait for Musashi!

*"Hero of Old" plays and Musashi runs down to the ring!*

Ralph: Oh great, here he is!

*Devilman immediately chokeslams the shit out of Kojiro, laying him out! Danny slugs Devilman in the stomach
as hard as he can!*

Devilman: Please...

*He backhands the shit out of Danny! Then Musashi is in the ring!*

Bob: Musashi gives Devilman a Dragon Blade!

*musashi slashes the hell out of him! Devilman decks him with a heavy punch! Colman jumps on his back, trying
for a chokehold! Devilman falls backwards, squashing Danny! Devilman is on top, the ref counts!*

Bob: 1...2...kick out!

*Danny barely manages to kick out..Musashi is on Devilman again, slashing wit his sword! Musashi pulls out
another sword and uses the Desperado Strike!*

Ralph: Kojiro is out, he's still unconcious!

*Danny hits Devilman from the other side with the Shoryureppa!*

Danny: Shoryureppa!

Ralph: Another year, another Ryu and Ken clone ~_~
Bob: You said it!

*Devilman topples over slightly, Musashi rises with a heavy slash, then does a dashing pierce!*

Bob: Devilman is having a heck of a time!

*Devilman seemingly shrugs off the attacks and hammer punches Musashi over the head, then kicks him aside!
Devilman turns and shoots Danny with his Antenna beam!*

Danny: Ahhh!

*Danny trips over Kojiro's limp body but shoots off a Hadoken Fireball! It hits Devilman in the chest! Musashi
slashes him from behind!*

Ralph: He got him with a Crosswise cut!

Devilman: pest!

*He whacks Danny with a heavy punch! Musashi slices Devilman in the back! Danny knees him! Musashi does a
sweep kick, Danny with a clothesline!*

Bob: Great double team!

*Danny starts stomping on him! Musashi blasts Devilman with a Rekkuzan to the face! Devilman blasts the two of
them with his beams!*

Ralph: He's up!

*Musashi runs at Devilman, swinging his swords, Devilman greets him with a big boot to the face! Danny jumps
over and whacks Devilman with a Hurricane kick!*

Musashi: We'll win! No matter how long your RP is!

*He does a quick elbow drop on Devilman as he falls!*

Ralph: What's an RP?
Bob: I have no idea!

*Musashi and Danny grab Devilman by the feet and pull his legs apart!*

Ralph: ooowwww!

*Devilman holds his groin in agony!!!*

Bob: Silencer is gaining the advantage!!

*Musashi and Danny start throwing projectiles at Devilman*

Musashi: Rekkuzan!
Danny: Hadoken!

*Devilman gets up and returns fire with his beams!*

Bob: Now its a firefight!

*Chi blasts go flying all over the place! Kojiro gets up!*

Kojiro: I will help!

*He jumps up and gets blown to hell in the cross fire!!!! Kojiro falls outside the ring, a smoking heap!*

Ralph: I don't think he'll be getting up! LOL!

*Finally, Devilman has had enough! He blows the two of them over with a huge beam! Devilman flies over and
chokeslams the both of them!!!*

Bob: Whoa!!

*Devilman doesn't go for the pin! Instead, he picks up both fighters and tries to chokeslam them again! But Danny
and Musashi recover and both of them wrap their legs around his huge arms and twist, knocking him off balance!
Devilman tumbles to the mat!*

Ralph: Luck!!!

*Musashi tries to hit Devilman, but he swats him aside, knocking him out of the ring!*

Bob: Looks like Musashi is out of it!

*Devilman starts pounding the hell out of Danny in the ring!*

Ralph: Hey, whats Musashi doing?

*Musashi picks up the bottle of BBQ sauce that he dropped from that last hit.*

Musashi: O_o.......

Bob: ?
Ralph: ?

Musashi: O_o...o_O...o_o...>:).....

*He climbs back into the ring, opens the bottle up then pours it over Devilman!!!*

Devilman: What the hell!? LITTLE BITCH!

*Devilman stops beating on Danny and backhands the HELL Musashi! Devilman turns back to Danny and
resumes the beating. But Musashi stands up! Then..he grows!*

Bob: Uhoh.

*Musashi grows into a huge dragon!*

Ralph: Another big monster. Why am I not suprised?

*The dragon looms over Devilman.*

Devilman: What's this shadow?

*He slowly turns around...*

Devilman: O_O!!!!!!!!!

*The dragon leans down and bites him! The dragon picks up his body in his jaws! Devilman's legs are still
kicking!*

Bob: OH MY GOD!!!!!

*The dragon takes Devilman completely into his mouth and CRUNCHES!*

Ralph: AHhhhh!

*The dragon swallows then smiles*

Danny: O_o

*The dragon shrinks back down to Musashi*

Ralph: Ack...that was....
Bob: The purpose of the BBQ Sauce! Give the assist to Hystalin!
Ralph: Yup....LOL....

Winner: Silencer

Bob: Our first match of the evening is a recently disgruntled Nevox vs Nathan Maza in his debut match! We've
seen Nathan around, we'll see how he does in the ring!

*"Come With Me" plays over the PA, and Nathan comes out. He slowly walks to the ring and climbs in*

Ralph: Ya know what I heard?
Bob: What, he changes into a monster?
Ralph: How did you know? O_o
Bob: Nevermind.

*"Good Times, Bad Times" plays over the PA. Nevox comes out, walking really slowly with his head hung*

Ralph: What's got his goat?
Bob: Well, we've seen him sauntering around all day, looking mad!

*Nevox has his hands in his pockets as he walks up to the ring. He looks around and sighs.*

Bob: Never seem him like this before!

*Nevox climbs in, hands still in pockets.*

Ralph: Now let's see what Nathan here can do!

*Nathan pulls on a ring rope to warm up a bit. Nevox pulls something from his pocket, but Nathan doesn't see!*

Bob: What is that?

*The Bell rings! As soon as Nathan turns around...*

!WHACK!!!!!!*

Bob: Nevox just hit Nathan across the face with a foreign object!

*A bunch of quarters fall to the mat and Nathan is ass out in the middle of the ring!!!*

Ralph: O_o!!!!

*Nevox covers him!*

Ref: 1...2...3!!!

Bob: He hit him with a roll of quarters!!
Ralph: LOL

*Nevox slides out of the ring and leaves*

Ralph: Well, an interesting first match. Nevox picks up the victory! His 3rd!

Winner: Nevox

Bob: Up next, two brothers will go at it to see just who is the better fighter!
Ralph: Eiji Shinjo vs his big brother, Sho!

*"THe Wanderer" plays as Eiji comes out, accompanied by Ellis!*

Ralph: *sighs*
Bob: What?
Ralph: I was kinda hoping we'd be seeing puppies....

*Eiji gets into the ring, Ellis stands on the outside*

Bob: Last week's Newbie Dedication Fury, Eiji won his first match against Magus. Now we'll see if he's up to the
task of defeating his brother!

*Sho Shinjo comes out next! He is accompanied by Cupido!*

Ralph: puppies!!!!!!

Cupido: ....

*She walks toward him, sword drawn. But then Sho grabs her by the shoulder and shakes his head. Ralph waves as
they go by*

Bob: ~_~ *SIGH*
Ralph: I think she likes me!!!!

*Cupido puts her sword away and stands near the ring as Sho goes in. The ref calls for the bell!*

Bob: Anyways, here we go!

*Eiji and Sho draw their swords*

Eiji: Finally, I fight you, brother!

Sho: Let's go.

Eiji: *swings his sword* Rekkuzan!!!!

*Sho does the same thing, except he throws out two! The second one hits Eiji in the face!*

Ralph: Looks like Sho has the edge!

*Sho nails Eiji with an invisible Hishouzan!!!*

Bob: And Eiji takes a tumble!

*Eiji falls backwards into the ropes, Sho tries for another double fireball! Eiji bounces off the ropes and uses his
downwards flaming kick!*

Bob: Eiji is doing very well!

*Eiji does a dashing elbow!*

Ralph: Sho takes a hard one to the chest!

*Eiji pops Sho up with an uppercut!*

Sho: I don't think so!

*He flips in midair, and dodges a rising Hishouzan!*

Ralph: Good dodge!

*Sho flip kicks in mid air, hitting Eiji in the face with a flaming kick!*

Ellis: :( !!!!!
Cupido: Good good!!!

*Eiji falls down to the mat, Sho brings his sword down, trying to slash him on the mat!*

Bob: Eiji rolls out of the way! Sho could have had him!

*Sho gets angry and pummels him with a double fireball!!! Eiji falls down to the corner! Sho gets up on to a
turnbuckle and leaps off for the Quark screw flying body press!!!*

Ralph: Isn't that CORKscrew flying body press?

Bob: *shrug*

*Sho pins Eiji, the ref counts!*

Ralph: 1...2...kickout!

*Eiji pushes Sho off! He throws a Rekkuzan fireball, nailing Sho in the chest! Eiji rushes foward, his sword on
fire!*

Eiji: Jigokumon!!!

*He flame slashes Sho three times, then knocks him upwards into the air, slashing furiously!*

Bob: Nice move!

*Eiji's sword hits Sho on the arm, causing him to drop his sword!*

Bob: Uhoh, he's been disarmed!

*Ellis quickly grabs Sho's sword before he can grab it!*

Ralph: And it looks like Ellis is helping her man!
Bob: How old is she? She looks kinda young!

*Sho grabs Eiji and clocks him with a hard right! He gets him by the arm and tosses him down to the mat with a
hiptoss! Sho grabs Eiji and puts him in the crossface crippler!*

Ellis: Ah, Eiji, don't give up!

*she still holds on to Sho's sword*

Cupido: Hey, that's Sho's!

*Cupido starts walking toward Ellis*

Ralph: uhoh!

Eliis: Just back off!

*In the ring, Eiji tries desperately not to tap out! He reaches for the ropes!*

Bob: Can he do it??

*Eiji strains, and finally, his hand brushes by one of the ropes and he gets ahold of it!*

Ref: Break the hold!

Ralph: Eiji barely escapes!

*Eiji gets up, slashing at Sho! The elder Shinjo flips backwards to avoid the blows! Sho flips foward, hitting Eiji
with a leg crush!*

Bob: What action! Hey, what's going on over there??

*Ellis is backing away from Cupido who looks very pissed off!*

Cupido: Give that back, or else you won't get hurt!
Ellis: Come and get it!

*She starts running away! Cupido is in hot pursuit, she begins to chase Ellis around the ring!!*

Bob: ...O_o..
Ralph: LOL!!

*Back in the ring, Eiji hits Sho with a Hishouzan!!!*

Ralph: Now what??

*Ellis trips and Cupdio grabs her by the hair! She picks up Ellis and slams her into the floor! Cupido starts
stomping on her!!*

Eiji: Ellis!!

*Sho grabs Eiji from behind and pins him!!!*

Ralph: Uhoh, Eiji payed for it!!

*Right before the ref counts to 3, Eiji kicks out! Sho grabs his sword hand and whacks it against the turnbuckle,
Eiji's sword flies out of his grasp!*

Ralph: Yup! He payed for it!*

*Eiji gets mad and nails Sho with a dashing elbow to the face! Sho blocks a punch, grabs Eiji's arm and takes him
down with an arm drag takedown! Sho goes for the crossface again, Eiji gets to a knee, forcing Sho up! Eiji elbows
backwards, then delivers a swinging backhand!*

Bob: Eiji's gaining the advantange now!

*As Cupido beats on Ellis, Eiji and Sho begin to brawl all over the ring!*

Ralph: LOL, look at 'em go!!!

*Sho smashes his fist to the mat, releasing a purple column of energy! Eiji is caught and is sent to the turnbuckle!
Sho runs up to him, sits him on top of the turnbuckle! Sho flips back and takes him down with a hurricanra and
sits on Eiji, grabbing his leg!*

Bob: 1..2..no!!

*Eiji kicks out! Sho smashes his fist down into Eiji's face, nearly knocking him out!*

Ralph: a hard hit there!

*Sho picks up Eiji by the hair and attempts to throw him face first into the turnbuckle! But Eiji reverses and throws
him in instead, facefirst!*

Ralph: UhoH! Little brother is getting pissed!

*Eiji starts punching Sho like Rowdy Roddy Piper!*

Ralph: LOL!!!!
Bob: At least its getting the job done!

*Eiji finishes witha fast jab to Sho's face! Sho grunts and hits a Leg Crush!! Eiji falls to the mat. Sho grabs him
and tosses him into the turnbuckle again! Sho delivers a Tornado DDT! He then pulls Eiji back up and sits him on
the turnbuckle!*

Bob: Looks like SHo is going to finish the match off here!

*Sho tries to lift Eiji for a superplex, but Eiji fights back!*

Bob: He still has life left in him!

*Eiji knees Sho, then pushes him off! Sho lands sideways on his back! Eiji gets to his feet and leaps off the
turnbuckle!!! He lands on Sho!!!*

Ralph: A Frog Splash!!!

*Eiji covers Sho!*

Bob: 1..2..3!!!!! Eiji wins!!!

*Eiji leaps up, victorious!*

Eiji: I did it!

Ralph: Well, didn't expect THAT!

*By now, Cupido has gotten Sho's sword back. She climbs into the ring just as Eiji slides out. Eiji gets his sword
and leaves with Ellis. Sho gets back up with a funny look on his face*

Bob: Good match, wouldn't you say?
Ralph: I guess so! How about those puppies???
Bob: ~_~....

Winner: Eiji Shinjo

Bob: Let's see...whos next...
Ralph: >:)~~
Bob: Uhoh..

*He checks the card*

Bob: Ok folks, up next, Athena Asamiya vs Majenta, the Goddess of Unification!
Ralph: :)~~
Bob: Stop that! Anyways, here comes Majenta.

*The Goddess of Unification walks out to the ring. She stands in the center of the ring, waving*

Majenta: Hello, everybody!

Bob: Hmm...
Ralph: She has some nice puppies. I mean, real nice.
Bob: Ralph, the match?
Ralph: Oh yeah!

*"Psycho Soldiers '96" plays! Athena walks out from the entranceway, looking very angry*

Bob: I wonder why she's pisssed!
Ralph: Look at her hair!

*Bob notices Athena's short hair*

Bob: Oh yes, that attack by Miko Mido last week!
Ralph: Damn that Kaede, even Miko is after him! I heard she's in the building tonight!
Bob: We'll have to see what transpires tonight!

*Athena teleports to the ring and climbs in. Majenta kicks her as she tries to come in! Athena grabs her by the face and throws her down to the mat! Athena holds one hand out and blasts Majenta in the face with a Psycho ball!*

Ralph: O_O..mmmmmm...-
Bob: Don't even say it.
Ralph :(

*Athena grabs Majenta and immediately goes for the Shining Crystal! Majenta is blasted against the ropes! Athena teleports to her, takes her over to the turnbuckle! Athena holds Majenta up behind her then comes down with an Ace Crusher off the Top turnbuckle!*

Everyone: O_O!!!!!

*Athena gets up and puts her foot on Majenta's chest*

Bob: 1..2..3..this one is over.
Ralph: O_O....

*Athena does a little salute and leaves*

Bob: Man! She put Majenta away in no time!
Ralph: Yup!

Winner: Athena

Ralph: It's time, its time!!
Bob: Calm down! Time for what?
Ralph: The match I've been waiting for! Afro vs Puppies!!!
Bob: >_< !!!

*A barber chair is set up near ringside. Janne comes out brandishing clippers!!!*

Bob: Oh boy...so what are the stipulations again?
Ralph: If Janne wins, Fro has to shave his afro off! If Fro wins, Janne has to let him open up the metal puppies!!!
Bob: Ugh!

*"NWNW" plays and Fro Dawg comes out, carrying a can opener!*

Fro Dawg: Awww yeah, the Afro Puppy be back in the house!

Bob: Once again, these two will square off to see just who is better!

*Fro Dawg charges down to the ring and tackles Janne! She kicks him off and slashes with her sword!! Fro blocks
the slash then busts her with a Rekka-ken!*

Ralph: Go Fro!!!
Bob: I knew you'd say that....~_~

*Janne and Fro begin brawling all over the place! Janne finally gets him off with an aura bird!!!*

Janne: You shall not embarrass me again!
Fro: Aw can it!

*He waves his can opener around*

Ralph: Come on Fro!

*Fro takes another Aura Bird to the chest! Janne follows up with a heavy slash! Fro nearly falls out of the ring.
Janne grabs him by the Fro and tosses him into the center on the ring!*

Bob: Who's going to win this rematch??

*Janne tries to flip Fro, but he takes the can opener and digs it into her armor!!!*

Ralph: O_O! Yes!! Do it!!!!!

*Fro tries to pull the armor off with the can opener!*

Bob: Fro is going to win it here!
Ralph: Wait! Look!

*The camera's move to the entranceway way and someone comes running out!*

Bob: It's Jeice!

*Jeice comes out, holding a belt over his head! He charges to the ring and wraps it around Fro's neck from behind!
Jeice drags him off of Janne! There is a tear in her armor, but only a chain mail undergarment can be seen!*

Ralph: Awww! Cheater!!

Janne: Dirty man!

*Jeice starts whipping the shit out of Fro all around the ring with the belt!*

Bob: Fro Dawg is getting the hair grease whipped out of him!

*Jeice picks up from and Pancake Presses him on the mat, leaving him unconscious. Janne kicks Fro in the side,
then hmphs!*

Janne: Pervert.
Jeice: :|

*Jeice and Janne leave together*

Bob: Man!
Ralph: I feel cheated! We didn't get to see any puppies!
Bob: ~_~

Winner: No contest

Bob: Ah well, but anyway, don’t forget to check out the UCTF magazine featuring........
Ralph: MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! Athena!!
Bob: arriving on news stands this weekend!

Bob: Our next contest, a bout between two women who know each other very well! Yuri Sakazaki will try and beat
a debuting Kasumi Todoh!
Ralph: Woohoo! two sets of young puppies!!!!

*Kasumi Todoh comes out first and walks to the ring, looking determined to make her first match a good one.
Someone is walking with her.*

Bob: Hmm..who's that?
Ralph: Hey..its its...ICE CUBE!
Bob: Why yes it is! The infamous ghetto superstar!

*The rap star escorts Kasumi down to the ring. She climbs in, a book in her hand. She flips through some pages.*

Kasumi: What..is up..my homeboys!

Bob & Ralph: ....O_o...

Ice Cube: Very good!

Ralph: well...it appears Ice Cube has taught her some english...at least I THINK its english...

Ice Cube: What's the other sentance I taught you?
Kasumi: what..you..got on my..40?

Bob: >_<...well
Ralph: LOL! She's a quick learner!

Kasumi: *flips through the book* I'm..his..bitch! ^_^

Ralph: LOL!!!!!!
Bob: Good grief....

*"Ryu-ko" plays and Yuri Sakazaki runs out!*

Ralph: O_O! woohoo!!!!
Bob: And here's Yuri. Earlier, her stablemate Athena beat Majenta, now let's see if Yuri can get her fourth win in
the UCTF!

*Yuri gets in the ring and glares at Kasumi. Kasumi just looks at her coldly.*

*Kasumi looks at her book again. What was thought to be an english-japanese dictionary is infact a book that says
"151 Ways to Tell if You're Ghetto". Kasumi flips through some pages then points at Yuri.*

Kasumi: Come to my crib, I show you my hood! You..su..suck!
Yuri: What in the hell did you just say?

*Kasumi then smacks the book over Yuri's head!!*

Bob: A cheap shot!

*Yuri gets mad and quickly gets Kasumi with a Cho Knuckle! Kasumi blocks another punch by Yuri, grabs her
arm and twists it, sending Yuri to the mat! Kasumi does a leg drop type kick! Yuri rolls out of the way!*

Ralph: Yuri narrowly avoids that!

*Yuri gets up with the Cho Upper!*

Bob: And Kasumi is hit hard in the face!

*Before Yuri can throw a second Cho Upper, Kasumi throws out a blue energy wave from her hands!*

Ralph: whoa! Yuri got hammered!

*Yuri falls down a bit, and Kasumi is on her, throwing punching combinations to the face! Ice Cube jumps around
on the floor, waving his arms*

Ice Cube: Yeah, kick that bitch's ass!

*Yuri counters a punch, counters with a Cho Yuri Cylcone! She hits Kasumi in the chest, then hits low!*

Bob: These two ladies seem to be evenly matched!

*Yuri throws a Cho Upper, its blocked! Kasumi throws an Energy Sword, knocking Yuri down at the knees!
Kasumi kneels, then slugs Yuri in the stomach! She throws herself on top of her!*

Ralph: O_O! ACk..1..2..Yuri kicked out!
Bob: A hard hit by Kasumi, but Yuri escaped!

*Yuri throws Kasumi off and bashes her in the face with a Kaoh-ken! Yuri prepares to throw another, Kasumi
dodges backwards, being familiar with the short range of Yuri's chi attack! But Yuri pulls both her hands back,
then busts out with the Haohshokoken!!!!!*

Ice Cube: DAMN!!!

*Kasumi gets blasted against the turnbuckle! Yuri tackles her, then starts kneeing her in the stomach. Kasumi gets
a fist up and socks Yuri in the jaw! Kasumi climbs on to the turnbuckle and hits a flying forearm!*

Bob: Another hard one by Kasumi!
Ralph: What a match!!!

*Yuri manages to flip Kasumi over and pins her!*

Ralph: 1..2...wahha kick out!

*Kasumi elbows upwards, whack Yuri in the face! Kasumi flips over and grabs Yuri's arms, pinning her to the
mat!*

Bob: shoulder slide..1, Yuri is out already!

*Yuri gets to her feet and ducks low, to block an Energy Sword! She tosses a Kaoh-ken! Kasumi blocks it!*

Ralph: Damn, Bob! You were right about this being even! It could go either way!

*The two girls continue to pound on each other for the next few minutes! Finally, Ice Cube has seen enough after
Yuri pops Kasumi with another Haohshokoken! Yuri throws herself on top of Kasumi for the pin!*

Bob: 1...2...hey!!!
Ralph: Ice Cube just put Kasumi's foot on the rope!

*Yuri gets in the refs face!*

Yuri: It was 3!!! UGH!!!!
Ref: 2.
Yuri: >:|!

*Yuri hauls Kasumi to her feet by the hair!*

Bob: Yuri executes a snap mare takeover! And now Yuri has her in a headlock!
Ralph: Yuri's gonna try to win it with a submission.

*Yuri puts on the pressure!*

Bob: Kasumi is fading away!

*The ref checks on her, raises her hand twice!*

Ralph: One more and Yuri can call it a night!

*But then, Ice Cube slides into the ring!!!*

Bob: What's he doing!?

*Ice Cube pulls Yuri off of Kasumi! He kicks her in the stomach, then lifts her up!*

Ralph: HEY!!!!

*Ice Cube hits the Pimp Drop on Yuri! He grabs Kasumi and puts her on top, then tells the ref to count!*

Bob: Someone's coming! its Ryo, Yuri's brother!

Ref: 1..

*Ryo jumps into the ring, uppercuting Ice Cube in the face! Ice Cube falls on to the girls, interupting the count!!!!*

Ralph: Phew, looks like he's useful for something after all!

Ryo: Ya bastard! Zanretsuken!!!

*Ryo tears into Ice Cube with the 1000 punch technique, finishing with a huge uppercut that knocks the rap start
out of the ring! Meanwhile, Kasumi and Yuri get up!*

Kasumi: Sayoonara!!!

*She charges up and throws a Red Energy Sword! Yuri jumps over it, lands in front of Kasumi!*

Yuri: Shin-

*Yuri smashes a fist into Kasumi's stomach!*

Yuri: Cho!

*SHe brings her over fist up for a super uppercut!!!!*

Yuri: Upper!!!!

Bob: O_O! HEY, isn't that RYU's move?!
Ralph: I THINK SO! LOL! What a move!

*Kasumi's eyes roll back in her head and she falls to the mat, compeltely KO'ed! Yuri comes down and hooks the
leg!!*

Bob: The 1, the 2, the 3, ring the bell!!

*Yuri jumps up, and does the V for victory sign! She gets out of the ring and helps Ryo stomp on Ice Cube for a
minute before returning to the back*

Ralph: LOL..Ice cube..well, that was a good match
Bob: And the night isn't over yet!

Winner: Yuri Sakazaki

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