SEPEMBER 2ND
TOKYO DOME
TOKYO, JAPAN
ON YOUR COMPUTER 6
Bob: That's right! We're in the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo Japan! I'm Bob Hinden, and he's Ralph Gerrard, and this is ON YOUR COMPUTER!
Ralph: That's right, the event that started the new generation in the UCTF two years ago. We're kicking the world tour off here in Tokyo, where we will see... ANDROID 17 VS. JEICE!
Bob: Triple S vs. Raven Darc! A world Title gauntlet match, Dustmaster gold, Tag Team gold and MUCH MUCH MORE!
Magnus the Red vs. Cerilius Loveless
Ralph: The Fist match better be good. :| especially how these two guys carried on in the locker room.
Bob: Heh.. Well, up first we've got Magnus the Red facing off against the bandaged wonder, Cerilius Loveless!
Ralph: >:\ Two freaks of nature fighting each other, huh? Yeah, reaaaal great there.
*First up, "Sympathy for the Devil" starts up and out comes the winged demon known as Magnus the Red! He definitely looks determined despite the almost non-existing reaction from the dubious fans. Twirling his staff, he slides into the ring*
Bob: Here's Magnus! Heh, he doesn't look too happy after his loss to Aisha last time!
Ralph: Not to mention the fact that he and Cerilius have been bad-mouthing each other lately. I know I would, since they're so damn fugly.
Bob: Ralph!
*Then, "Enter Sandman" starts up and Cerilius gets a lil taste of heel heat! But the bandaged one could care less, since he just zooms out from the back, dives into the ring, and delivers a hellacious backhand to the Tzeencth demon's damn mouth!*
(Ding!)
*Knocked backwards, Magnus barely brings up his staff in time to turn away another punch! Keeping up the pressure, Cerilius hits a sweet body blow, only to get smacked on his ass in turn as Magnus' foot collides with his legs! Cerilius rolls out of the way as the crushing end of the staff thuds into the space where his head would be, leaping up and delivering a quick shoulder block that takes the sorcerer to the mat!*
Bob: Cerilius off to an aggressive start, but can he keep it up?
Ralph: Damnit, someone just lose already!
*Magnus pops up, swinging his staff in a wide arc! The mummified one ducks easily, only to find himself caught on the wrong end of Magnus' Wing Buffet attack! The feint having done its job, Magnus' wings now slash sharply into the sides of Cerilius, momentum carrying him along before letting him drop heavily to the mat! Magnus takes to the air, aiming for a big ass splash on his prone opponent, but once again Cerilius rolls out of the way! The demon wizard starts to summon some of his dark energy, but is promptly handed a low blow courtesy of Cerilius!*
!!BLAOW!!
Magnus: X_x
*As Magnus' knees start to buckle from the move, Cerilius lands a kick into his stomach and delivers a perfectly timed..*
!!BLLLLAOW!!
Bob: DDT! DDT!
Ralph: Yes, the horror might be over!
*Cerilius covers!*
Ref: 1..
*KICKOUT! Looks like Magnus isn't close to being finished just yet! Cerilius hauls him up but gets an early Christmas present..*
Cerilius: X_X
Bob: Low blow with the staff from Magnus! Ouch.
Ralph: Heh, what goes around comes around!
*The sorcerer tosses the dazed Cerilius into the ropes and manages to land a nicely executed Tilt-a-Whirl slam! Getting back up, Magnus rebounds off the ropes and quickly hits a Corkscrew staff smash! Quick cover!*
Ref: 1..2..
*Shoulder up! Looks like Cerilius isn't finished yet! Magnus brings him up and tries to toss him against the turnbuckle, but Cerilius reverses the maneuver and it's the demon who gets smacked into the corner! Charging forward, the mummified one hits modified Cross Body, splashing Magnus even further against the turnbuckle! As he stumbles out, Cerilius gets behind with that infamous length of bandage and..*
Bob: Bandage Strangle! Cerilius is trying for his submission attack!
Ralph: *cough*Tazzmission!*cough*
Ref: Do you give up?!
*Magnus shakes his head, well, as best he can to the referee's question! He keeps his malformed arms up despite Cerilius' attack.. but he can't keep this up for long! The bandaged one continues the assault, tightening the makeshift garrote even more around Magnus' neck.. Things are looking grim, and Magnus arms are starting to lower to do the tap..*
Magnus: X_x... >:|!
*That is, until the sorcerer gets his second wind and powers forward! Almost breaking his own neck and dragging Cerilius along in the process, Magnus grabs the ropes! The ref signals for Cerilius to break it up and he reluctantly lets go!*
Bob: And Magnus barely manages to escape from submitting! But is he in good enough shape to take on Cerilius after that assault?
*Cerilius backs up and charges forward again for another shoulder block, but Magnus keeps his wits about him and turns the momentum into a Japanese Arm Drag that smacks the mummy into the mat! Cerilius gets back up again only to get a face full of staff! Sent sprawling, Cerilius kips up and smack Magnus away, and the two fighters are busy glaring at each other while trying to catch their breath..then, Magnus plays the trump card, tossing a gigantic Fireblast straight at Cerilius!*
!!THWOOOOM!!
*Things start to go in slow motion as Cerilius' goes O_O at the huge blast that's about to turn him into one gigantic 3rd degree burn! Not knowing what else to do, Cerilius takes a deep breath.. and fires off his Noxious breath attack....*
!!KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Bob: Holy Guacamole!
Ralph: STOP MAKING UP THESE DUMB PHRASES! >:|
Bob: Geez, Ralph, didn't whack yourself off today or what? >:)
Ralph: ~_~
*When the smoke clears, it's Magnus barely lucid against the ropes and Cerilius who's lying face first in the middle of the ring! Crawling on over, Magnus flips Cerilius onto his back, and, with all the strength remaining, drags Cerilius up and over his head, palming his face like a basketball! Chanting, the same dark spheres of power start to gather around his fist and soon Cerilius is looking like he's having a seizure!*
Ralph: WTF?!
Bob: Dark Hand of Death! It's Magnus' finisher!
*The spheres all coalesce and soon huge amounts of energy are flowing from Cerilius into Magnus! The transfer of essence starts to swell up Magnus strength, causing him to stand tall and grin evilly while Cerilius begins to wilt away in his grasp! This all goes on for about five minutes.. then the energy stops being transferred and Magnus releases Cerilius from the hellish grip! The ref checks on Cerilius and almost throws up as he calls for the bell!*
(Ding!)
Ralph: Oh man, Cerilius has got to be DEAD!
Bob: And it looks like Magnus wins this one! That ain't a pretty way to go..
*"Sympathy for the Devil" starts up again as Magnus leaves the ring, laughing the evil villain laugh! The EMTs come down and take Cerilius mangled looking carcass onto a stretcher and to the back!*
Winner: Magnus the Red
*In the back.. Sue Tellarusso stands by with JEICE!*
Sue: I’m standing backstage with the man who will be taking on Android 17 for the UCTF Grand Title.. Jeice, what a...
Jeice: .....Sue. I have one thing to say. 17. It’s going to take an act of GOD himself to keep me from walking out of this arena, the UCTF Grand Champion. heh.
*He turns around and slams the door!*
Sue: o_o.......
Bob: *looks at Ralph*
Ralph: *looks at Bob*
Announcer: The following contest is for the UCTF Swordmaster Championship! Introducing first... the reigning UCTF Swordmaster.. Melvic Lilith!!!
("Zophar's True Power" emblazon to the stereo Jumbotron. Out comes the current UCTF Swordmaster, Melvic Lilith, coming to a crowd a screaming fans. Everyone cheer for Melvic! The cheering is so loud, it could make your ears ring for weeks!)
Bob: Here's Melvic Lilith
Ralph: Well... a sword match begins... big whoop. :|
Bob: Ralph, this is OYC6. This IS a "big whoop"!
Announcer: And now... the Challenger... Shrianna Windbringer!!!
(Just as Melvic enters the ring stereo jumbotron play the song, "Twilight's Dawn". The newcomber, Shrianna comes to a crowd of cheering fans. The cat girl makes a grand response from the audience. Ralph, is going absolutely NUTS!)
Ralph: H_H! KITTIES!
Bob: Get a hold of yourself, Ralph!
Ralph: Oh, how I looooove kitties! This is gonna be GREAT! H_H Uh... how do you say, "Kitties" in Japanese?
Bob: How the hell should I know... pervert! >:|
(Shrianna enters the the ring, the same ring where Melvic is right now. All it takes is for a ring of the bell to get this match started. Seconds later...)
*DING!*
(Melvic and Shrianna encircile each other, the crowd growing quieter and anticipating the match coming ahead. Melvic draws his katana while Shrianna arms herself with her trusty ring blades. Now that the two have their weapons drawn for combat, Melvic goes on the offensive by striking Shrinna with his katana. Shrianna parries easily with her ring blades and follows with a few slashes of her own toward Melvic with a little spin for flourish. Melvic easily parries Shrianna's attacks, and the two are locked metal for metal.)
Ralph: Look at how the kitties can defend themselves!
Bob: Are "kitties" the only thing you can think of?
Ralph: Not true! I think about breasts and tits and boobs and mammories and...
Bob: Sorry I asked... ~_~...
Shrianna: Just admit it... you think I'm a sexy kitty, don't you?
Melvic: Keep your furballs to yourself! :|
(Melvic goes for the Hell's Halo. Melvic throws the halo of fire toward Shrianna. Shrianna counters with a Reppi-Slice. Shrianna's spinning herself like a top so fast, the ring of fire just bounces right off of Shrianna and lands just outside of the Tokyo Dome. Shrianna attacks with a bullet coming from a gun barrel in her right wrist. Melvic easily uses his katana to make the bullet ricochet away from him. Shrianna runs to Melvic and tries for a slash of her ring blades. Melvic easily parries the attack.)
Bob: Quite a good performance from the newcomer, don't you think?
Ralph: Yup... H_H... and those kitties can bounce, too!
Bob: Lech.
Ralph: Hey! >:|
(Shianna goes for her "Execution" technique. She jams her ring blades to Melvic's sides. Then, she tries to bite Melvic's neck. Seeing as a time that he does not want to die, Melvic quickly grabs Shrianna by the neck and pushes her with a blue Ki of Fire. Shrianna finds herself being blown to the turnbuckle. Melvic pulls the ring blades out of his sides and throws them to the ground. While Shrianna tends to herself, Melvic tries to use his "Healing" technique to deal with the wounds made by Shrianna. Shrianna finally regains her composure and fires a bullet from the gun barrel in her left wrist!)
*BOOM!*
(Melvic gets sent to the other side of the ring. Shrianna runs to Melvic and monkey flips Melvic's ass, Melvic landing on his back with an audible thud. Shrianna quickly goes for a pin, but Melvic quickly kicks out to the one count. Shrianna pulls Melvic up and tries beating his ass. Melvic elbows Shrianna a few times, stopping the cat girl. Then, Melvic bounces himself on the rops to give Shrianna a big boot to her jaw! Melvic quickly recovers his katana and starts spinning it around above his head.)
Bob: He's going for the Hell's Halo again!
Ralph: Hey! Don't hurt the kitties! >:|!
(Melvic throws the ring of fire right to Shrianna. Shrianna quickly opens her eyes and gets right off the mat, the ring of fire just hitting the mat. Shrianna quickly picks up her ring blades and tries striking Melvic once more. Melvic parries the attacks Shrianna puts in, but he does misses one or two stabs. Then, Shrianna nails a roundhouse kick that almost knocks a tooth right out of Melvic's mouth. Shrianna props Melvic up to the turnbuckle, and she performs her Reppi-Slice right in Melvic's face!)
Crowd: >_< !!!!
Bob: Man... if Melvic doesn't fight back soon, his face is gonna end up looking like the insides of a steak sandwich!
Ralph: Yeah! Get him! Show him those kitties got claws!
Bob: *sigh* Ralph, the match?
Ralph: What else are we talking about?
(While Melvic is propped up on the turnbuckle, Shrianna climbs up the ropes. Now that her feet are on the top ropes, she jumps up and wraps her legs around Melvic's neck so that she flips Melvic over! Melvic falls on his back, dropping his katana once more. Shrianna aims her right rand to where Melvic is, and a hole appears, looking like it could be a gun barrel. About five seconds later, she shoots a blast enfused with waterether ammo!)
*BOOOOM!!!*
(Shrianna starts doing a little victory dance, thinking that she has won the match, but it is not over yet. Melvic gets up while Shrianna's back is turned. That's when he nails Shianna with a Sonic Tackle that could take her right out of her shoes! Melvic stops and throws her through the turnbuckle that starts to break from the force of her weight onto it. Shrianna looks Melvic and gets up, recovering her ring blades seconds later. Melvic goes for another Sonic Tackle, but Shrianna moves out of the way at the last possible second, and the only thing Melvic tackles is air.)
Bob: Melvic missed!
Ralph: At least the kitties are spared! H_H
Bob: I thought you hate newbies. :\
Ralph: Well.. as long as they got those mammories... H_H!
Bob: -_-
(Melvic quickly picks up his katana. He flares his sword and slashes horizontally... then vertically... producing his favorite attack... The Flame Cross. Melvic's flame cross goes right to Shrianna, blasting her ass right out of the ring. However, Shrianna isn't finished yet. She quickly and nimbly climb back into the ring, her ring blades in her hands. Shrianna strikes Melvic once more, but Melvic easily parry Shrianna's strikes.)
Shrianna: FEEL MY FURY!!!
(Shrianna goes for a repeating sidekick that makes Melvic dizzy. Then, she takes her foot and drives it right in Melvic's chest. Melvic gets on his kness, tending to the possible bruise on his chest. Shrianna, then, nails a roundhouse kick that sends Melvic right on his back. Shrianna picks up Melvic and hits him with a backbreaker, Melvic rolling off of Shrianna's knee. Shrianna goes for another pin.)
Ref: 1... 2...
(Somehow, Melvic kicks out! Shrianna cannot believe this! Shrianna kicks Melvic by his shoulders. Almost a second later, Melvic fires a red ki of fire that makes her let go of the half-demon. Melvic takes the time to nail Shrianna with a Sword Chokeslam! Now it's her who's being nailed on her back. Shrianna is now prostrated on the mat, apparently looking like she isn't gonna budge. Melvic doesn't go for a pin. Instead, he jumps on the top turnbuckle and charges his energy so that he lets loose a big blast of ball of flame with a green hue.)
Bob: Oh shit! Melvic's gonna nails Shrianna!
Ralph: NO!! THE KITTIES!!!!
*BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*
(The right is now covered with soot. Melvic looks to where he thinks Shrianna is... or was. He can feel himself getting weaker since he used the lion's share of his energy to unleash the green ki of fire. However, to his surprise, he can see Shrianna emerging from the side of the ring. It turns out she moves out of the ring just before the green ki of fire hits the mat. Melvic cannot believe this. Shrianna gets back in the ring and climbs the turnbukle where Shrianna is. She scoops Melvic up and superplexes his ass right back in the soot-covered ring.)
*BLAOW!!!*
Bob: DAMN! Melvic almost had this match won with that move!
(Melvic tries to counter but with what happened to him after he unleashed the green ki of fire, he doesn't have a lot of energy to continue. Melvic tries to strike toward Shrianna, but he soon sees himself staring right into two holes in Shrianna's hands, both of them gun barrels armed with WindEther and WaterEther respectively. Shrianna lets out a fiendish grin, looking to her opponent.)
Shrianna: Say goodnight! >:]
*BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!*
(Shrianna blasts Melvic with her right palm shot and left palm shot at the same time! Melvic could not parry in time, and he takes the full force at point blank range. Again, smoke bellows to the air as she lets out her blast. Then, when the smoke clears, everyone can see Melvic standing for some bizarre reason. Then, a small piece of ash fall upon his forehead. Melvic ends up falling on his back and right through the weakened ring. Everyone cannot believe what has happened. The ref sees this and calls for the bell!)
*DING DING DING!!*
Shrianna: O_O?!?!
Ralph: >_<
Bob: AMAZING! NEW SWORDMASTER CHAMPION!
(Shrianna cannot believe her cat ears! She won the match...and not just yet... the Swordmaster belt! The referee hands Shrianna the belt, and she raises it above her head. The crowd cheers for the cat girl on her debut match! Shrianna is just tickled pink! Shrianna leaves the ring with her newly earned Swordmaster belt in her hand, leaving Melvic in what's left of the ring. Some paramedics pick Melvic right out of the ring to take him to a nearby hospital. When the paramedics leave with Melvic, some crewmembers come to repair the damage made to the ring because of the fight that took place.)
Winner and NEW Swordmaster Champion: Shrianna Windbringer
Bob: How about that... Shrianna Windbringer is the new Swordmaster Champion!
Ralph: I told ya the kitties would win, didn't I?
Bob: Well... anyway, we gotta wait for the repair crew to finish up the job so that the next match can begin.
*In the back.. we see Roger Smith standing by with Sue Tellarusso!*
Sue: umm.. Mr. Smith, you wanted to see me?
Roger: Not you exactly. The camera. Now if you’ll excuse me.
*He shoos Sue away like she’s nothing but a small insect!*
Roger: Ladies and Gentlemen. Tonight, we will all experience the first in over a year.. a Mecha Title match. To celebrate. I’ve decided not to have it in the confines of a mecha arena... but like the historic battles of Godzilla, Ultraman and others, we are going to have THIS match, in the streets of Tokyo. That is all.
*Roger turns and walks off while putting on his shades, gets into his Griffon, then takes off!*
Sue: o_o...
Dre Alexander vs. Hyperkat vs. Reed vs. Exeus Chakan vs. Jann Lee
Bob: And now what promises to be an explosive contest.. The Gauntlet match for the World Title!
Ralph: Damn. I got a feeling that this is going to be painful!
Bob: Maybe! The winner of the first match-up gets to face against the next fighter, then the next, until there's only one left!
*First things first.. "Dustman" begins and the crowd pops for Dre Alexander! He comes down from the back, not looking very pleased at all! He slides into the ring and waits for his opponent!*
Bob: It's Dre Alexander as contestant numero uno!
Ralph: Heh! He looks pretty pissed!
Bob: Well, he does have to go the distance in this match if he wants to win!
*Then, "Eye of the Tiger" hits the sound system and the crowd gives a nice lil welcome to Hyperkat! The furry fighter bounds to the ring and leaps in, ready for action! The ref signals for the start of the match!*
(Ding!)
*Hyperkat gets the initative and starts things off with a leap kick aimed for Dre's throat! Sidestepping the maneuver, Dre lashes out with a furious backhand that staggers his opponent! Regaining his footing, Hyperkat manages to duck a clothesline and slash out with a sweep kick, knocking Dre on his ass! Both fighters are up almost immediately and they start trading rights and lefts! Dre gets the better of it and hitsa devastating Haymaker right on Hyperkat's damn mouth! Power gathering around him, Dre hits his patented Shadow Charge, ramming the furry fighter to the floor! Quick cover!*
Ref: 1..2..
*Kickout! Hyperkat's still got some fight left in him, especially since he lets his elbow connect with Dre's solar plexus before hitting a sweet uppercut that sends Dre flying!*
Bob: What a furious start by both of our first contestants! They seem evenly matched!
Ralph: Yeah, but they're dumb too! They're tiring themselves out and they still got more opponents ahead!
Bob: ....
Ralph: O_o? What?
Bob: Sorry, been a long time since I've heard you say anything SMART around here, heh.
Ralph: ~_~
*Meanwhile, Hyperkat's whipped Dre into the ropes and gone for the Spinebuster! Too bad he's telegraphed the move, cause Dre simply wraps his arms around his head and delivers a perfect running neckbreaker! Flipping to his feet, Dre goes for the splash but Hyperkat manages to roll out of the way, letting the warrior damage himself for a change! This time it's Hyperkat up to his feet first, smashing his foot against Dre's temple! Taking the opportunity to the limit, Hyperkat immediately begins his Hyperkat Combo!*
!!BLAOWBLAOWBLAOWBLAOWBLAOW!!
*The multi-uppercuts send Dre reeling! Hyperkat powers up for the final super attack.. but Dre manages to regain his composure and launch himself backwards just as Hyperkat starts the motion! Target now suddenly gone, Hyperkat flies upwards, getting some serious hang time but also becoming one freakin' easy target!*
Dre: >:) *powers up!*
!!THWOOOM!!
*And an almost innumerable amount of energy blasts explode from Dre's palms, suffusing the mid-air Hyperkat with incredible amounts of pain! The shots leave him battered and out of control of his fall, causing him to crash into the mat painfully!*
Bob: What a move by Dre! It could all be over for Hyperkat!
Ralph: It damn well probably is! Check it out!
*And Dre's gone to the top, more ki gathering about him! Gracefully diving off of the turnbuckle, he aims himself like a guided missile straight at Hyperkat's prone body! Energy exploding around him into the shape of a ferocious panther, Dre hits home!!!*
!!BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
*When the smoke clears, Dre's got the cover! The ref goes down to count!*
Ref: 1..2..3!!
(Ding!)
Bob: Looks like Dre's advancing to the next part! Nice job by Hyperkat though!
Ralph: LOL! Poor guy's never gonna last!
Bob: I dunno about that! Remember AT a few years ago at the Battle Royale?
*As the ref helps the dazed Hyperkat outta the ring, "Sweating Bullets" begins and Reed comes out like a flash of lightning! The crowd pops for the copper as he slides on in to meet a still bruised Dre! Trying to keep his momentum, Dre launches into a kata, legs and fists flashing out to try and catch Reed off guard! Reed is indeed caught off guard, getting smacked around a bit but able to keep the worst of the combo from affecting him! Pushed into the ropes, Reed tries to rebound into a tackle, but Dre leaps upwards at the right moment, causing his opponent to run underneath him!*
Bob: Looks like Dre's still got some fight in him! Can he last?
Ralph: You're way too optimistic, Bobby. Dre's tired and hurt and Reed's fresh from the back!
*Apparently Ralph's right cause Reed on the rebound is worse than Reed on the attack, since Dre comes on the receiving end of a Thesz Press! Knocking his opponent to the mat, Reed begins to do some face-crushing punches!*
!!BLAOWBLAOWBLAOW!!
Bob: Reed easily taking control away from the hurt Dre! What do you think, Ralph?
Ralph: I just think that there should be more chicks in this match, damnit!
*Eventually, the ref forces Reed to back off.. and as he does, Dre gets up slowly and barely manages to sidestep an uppercut! Taking the stance of the Sweet Science, Reed goes for a few quick jabs that glance across Dre's jaw! Angered, Dre powers up and Shadow Charges! Reed BARELY escapes being whomped upon, catching Dre on the way back with an excellently timed Belly-to-Belly Suplex! Reed bridges it for the pin!*
Ref: 1..2..
*Kickout! Dre somehow gets outta that one, but as he gets up it's clear he can't go on for much longer! Reed gets into a fast roundhouse, yet pays for his enthusiasm as Dre blocks it painfully with his arm and turns it into a hellacious Sidewalk slam!*
!!BLAOW!!
*Fast cover!*
Ref: 1..
*Equally fast kickout! Reed's still good to go as he donates his fist to Dre's gut, doubling the tired warrior over and setting him up for..*
!!BLLLLLAAAAAAOW!!
Bob: Brainbuster! Brainbuster!
Ralph: Told you he wouldn't last!
*Cover by Reed!*
Ref: 1..2..3!!!
(Ding!)
*The ref helps Dre out of the ring, where the crew helps the guy to the back! As the fans pop for Reed's victory...*
!!IF YOU FEEEEEEEEEEL!!
THUMP
!!WHAT THE KOK!!
THUMP THUMP THUMP
!!IS STROKING!!
!!BOOOOM!!
*The pyros start up and the hardcore UCTF fans go nuts for Exeus as "Dream Warriors" begins! The demon fighter rushes down the ring and tosses his gym bag over the ropes, letting all the nice destructive implements spill out onto the mat! Reed blinks cause almost immediately Exeus is inside and delivering a baseball bat swing that would make Mark McGwire grin with pride!*
!!WHAM!!
Bob: Oh man, it's Exeus! Business is gonna f'ing pick up now!
Ralph: Dude, stop trying to be JR already!
Bob: ~_~
*Reed's already been floored but that's not an incentive to Exeus to stop, so he tries to stamp down on the Vice cop's larynx! But then Reed's hands flash up and around Exeus' leg like greased lightning, causing the demon to stop in his tracks! Yanking on the aforementioned leg, Reed brings Exeus to the ground and gives him enough time to get up and just barely duck another baseball bat swing! Exeus swings again, and again, but Reed manages to dodge backwards each time! Now in the corner though, it's time to do or die.. and as Exeus tries to smash a homerun, Reed brings up a random implement of destruction and WALLOPS Exeus across the face with it!*
!!BLAOW!!
*Reed takes a look at what he just used and it turns out to be.. a rolled up newspaper?!*
Reed: O_O?!
Ralph: LOL!!
Bob: Heh, didn't know Exeus read the Anime City Times.
*Which means, of course, Exeus is more annoyed than hurt! He comes at Reed again for a grand slam, but Reed decides to make the most of it and STUFFS the damn newspaper into Exeus' mouth! Caught off guard, Exeus stumbles forward into Reed's waiting embrace.. which turns out to be one hell of a Front Falling Suplex! Exeus leaps to his feet growling, but quickly gets taken to school by the huge sledgehammer now connecting with his face!!*
!!WHAM!!
*Reed throws the weapon away and makes the cover!*
Ref: 1..
*Kickout with authority! Reed's sent flying by Exeus, who gets up and starts to smack his own head around like Mel Gibson did in Lethal Weapon! This doesn't faze the Vice cop in the least, as he rushes straight at Exeus! What Reed was expecting was probably some kind of toss that he could counter.. What he wasn't expecting was to suddenly have to bring his hands up and catch a spare chair tossed at him! Vision blocked, Reed just can't see what happens next.. but he sure feels it!*
!!BLLLAAAAOW!!
Bob: What a thunderous super kick by Exeus to the chair!
Ralph: Damn! Look at Reed.. he's almost out of it!
*Sure enough, the Vice cop is staggering around like a drunken sailor! Exeus doesn't waste a heartbeat and moves in, grabs Reed's head, and hits his own version of the infamous X-Factor!*
!!BLLAAAAOW!!
*Quick cover!*
Ref: 1..2..3!!
(Ding!)
Ralph: Oh man, Reed's gone! That means it's Exeus and whoever's last!
Bob: Sure enough! This is for all the marbles!
*Then.. "Natural High" begins and the crowd POPS for Jann Lee as he comes a running down to the ring! The new one-hit wonder charges down, slides in and.. catches a chair in his arms?!*
!!BLLLLLLAAAAOW!!
Ralph: LOOOOL!! Two in one match! Don't tell me Jann Lee's gonna waste the biggest opportunity in his damn career!
*Sure enough, poor Jann Lee becomes on the receiving end of boot through chair attack! Getting to his feet, he manages to bring his arm up and turn aside a hard right from Exeus, countering quickly with his Three Punch combo! The first two hits take their toll on the demon fighter, setting him up for the giant..*
!!WHAM!!
Bob: Dragon Blow! Dragon Blow!
*Exeus is sent straight into the ropes and back out again, Jann Lee rising up into the air and bringing his foot down like a meteorite strike on the back of the demon's neck for the Dragon Flare! Jann goes for the second stomp but Exeus rolls out of the way JUST in time, leaping to his feet and smashing his elbow right into Jann's nose! Staggered back and bleeding, Jann can only be dazed as Exeus picks him up, sets him on the turnbuckle.. and lands him right down.. on his knee!*
!!BLAOW!!
Crowd: >_<
Ralph: x_X His nuts HAVE to be destroyed!!
Bob: I know what you mean! That was one helluva Atomic Drop! x_X
*Cover by Exeus!!!*
Ref: 1..2..
*SHOULDER UP!! Exeus shrugs and brings Jann to his feet, whips him into the ropes.. and barely ducks as Jann comes back with a flying kick! Exeus turns around to face the next attack, but it's too late as a hellacious roundhouse sends the demon spinning on his own axis! Back now turned to the fu fighter, Jann rushes forward and applies the time-proven Bulldog! Fast cover by Jann!*
Ref: 1..2..
*Shoulder is UP! Jann backs up, letting Exeus get up on his own.. only to find himself catching the steel chair again! However, having been on the receiving end of this trick once is enough for Jann as he sidesteps Exeus' superkick and gives the chair back all in the spirit of sharing!*
!!BLLLLAOW!!
Ralph: Wow, he countered it!
Bob: Exeus looks like he's weakening! This could be it!
*And then, WHAM! Dragon Spike from Jann sends Exeus into the ropes! Jann backs up and takes off the opposite set of ropes for extra momentum.. and...*
Jann: WATAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
!!WHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAM!!
Crowd: >_< HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
*That's right... Exeus folds up like an accordion from the sheer force of Jann's patented Dragon Kick finisher!! Exhausted himself, Jann collapses on top of Exeus and the ref gets down to count!*
Ref: 1..2..3!!!!
(Ding!)
Bob: AMAZING! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!
Ralph: Damnit! Let me say it ONE TIME! Just ONE TIME!
*"Natural High" plays and the fans go crazy for Jann! The ref raises his arm in victory and hands over the recently vacated World Title!!*
The MacDougal Bros. vs Jay & Silent Bob
New Jersey Street Fight
*Jay & Bob's music starts up, getting a nice pop from the crowd, as Jay and Silent Bob come down the ramp! Bob's smoking a cigarette, and Jay's busy flipping off the crowd!*
Bob: Now this should be a... interesting fight... o_O
Ralph: What I'm wondering is how they can have a New Jersey street fight here in Tokyo...o_O
*The two burnouts get into the ring, and S. Bob produces a mic out of his trenchcoat, which he gives to Jay!*
Jay: SNOOCHIE KOOCHIE LITTLE NOOCHIES!
Crowd: *POPS!!*
Bob: o_o... now what the HELL did that mean?
Jay: YOU GUYS WANNA SEE A FIGHT!? >=|
Crowd: *POPS AGAIN*
Jay: Then let's see those two fucknuts the Markdaggles, or whatever the fuck their name is, come down here and take what's coming to them! A FUCKING NEW JERSEY ASS WHIPPIN'!!
*The crowd pops again, but instead of "Astonishing Paranoia of the Endtimes" being keyed up, the Titantron cuts to the Macdougals, who don't seem to be anywhere NEAR the arena!!*
Ron: Well, well, well, if it isn't burn-boy and fatass.
Jay & S. Bob: >=|!!
Harry: So sorry to disappiont you guys, but we're NOT at the Tokyo Dome right now...
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!
Harry: ... we're actually here at the top of the Tokyo tower... and we've got a couple of "friends" with us...
*The camera shot pans over to reveal none other than GEORGE LUCAS and STAN LEE tied up and gagged!!*
Jay & Bob: O_O!!!
Ralph: The creator of Star Wars and the founder of Marvel Comics?!
Bob: Those two are Jay & Silent Bob's heros!!
Ron: Unless you guys get your asses here to fight us...
*He points his tommy rocket launcher at Stan and George!*
Ron: ... you can kiss episodes two and three goodbye. >=)
*Back in the ring, Jay is FUMING!!*
Jay: OH THAT'S HOW YOU WANNA DO IT?! FINE!! And if we don't win this shiznit, Lunchbox here will suck EACH of you guy's dicks!!"
S. Bob: O_O!!!
*Jay just throws down the mic, and storms out of the ring, with Silent Bob in tow! The two march RIGHT through the crowd, and to the back!*
Bob: And it looks like this fight is gonna take place at Tokyo Tower!!
Ralph: How're they gonna get there!?
*The cameras cut to the back, where Jay and Bob are shoving everyone out of the way, and kick the front doors open to the parking lot!*
Jay: Alright, now where the fuck can we get a ride??
S. Bob: *points*
*Silent Bob points at a rusted-ass blue van with "The Mystery Machine" painted on it!*
Jay: Awww, man! Fuck that! Not those assholes again!
S. Bob: >=|
Jay: *sighs* Fine...
*They walk over and RIP the door open!*
Daffney: Hey! It's those two burnouts again!
Freddy: What the hell do you want?
Jay: YOUR FUCKING VAN, THAT'S WHAT FAG BOY!!
*Jay and S. Bob then just RIP everyone from the van, and start beating the crap out of them right in the parking lot!! They even kick Scooby Doo right in his ass!!*
Everyone: X_X!!!
Jay: GET A REAL JOB!!
*With that, Jay & Bob slam the door shut, and the van pulls out of the lot! The cameras then cut to Bob and Ralph back in the arena!*
Bob: o_o... well, I guess that means the street fight's gonna be delayed slightly...
Ralph: I'm being told now that we're just gonna go right into the dustmaster title match now!
Acrapha vs Andre Tau
Dustmaster Title
*"Temptation" by Glay is keyed up, and former dustmaster champ Andre Tau makes his way down to the ring, getting a decent pop from the crowd!*
Bob: Andre here trying to become two time dustmaster champion!
Ralph: He came off a victory against Shadow Strike last week, and is looking to claim the belt that was once his!
*"Summer Breeze" starts blaring over the soundsystem, getting a HUGE pop from the crowd, as Acrapha makes her way down to the ring, with the dustmaster title strapped around her waist!*
Bob: Acrapha fast becoming a rising star here in the UCTF!
Ralph: Heh... about time someone OTHER than Hystalin from the Black Paladins starts getting over!
*Acrapha jumps up onto the apron, but is jumped by Andre as the bell sounds!*
*DING, DING, DING!!*
*Acrapha takes a few shots before she grabs Andre by the head, and brings his neck down onto the top rope! Andre bounces back as Acrapha falls to the floor on her feet! She then takes off the belt, and slides into the ring! She grabs Andre and is about to toss him into the corner, but his right hand flares up, and he delivers a flaming punch right to her face!!*
Acrapha: >_< !!!!
*She staggers back, holding her face, as Andre's arm goes out, and his legs now become encased in flame! He takes a two-step approach, and goes for a dropkick! But, Acrapha ducksunder it, and elbows him in the back as he flies over! Andre then lands crotch first on the top rope turnbuckle!*
Crowd: OHHHH!!!
*Andre, stunned for the moment, suddenly is grabbed from behind by Acrapha, and is yanked down into a tree of woe position! Acrapha then stomps him in the gut a couple of times before his legs become unhooked, and he lands in a crumpled heap in the corner!*
Bob: Acrapha working hard here to defend her title!
Ralph: Wow... you'd think someone'd just killed another one of her Pokemon...o_o
*Acrapha stays on Andre, and picks him up by the hair! She goes to whip him into the corner, but he runs UP it, and vaults off into a moonsault, catching Acrapha in the forehead with a kick! Acrapha goes down, and Andre quickly covers!*
1.....2...*kickout*
*Andre, frustrated a bit, takes Acrapha and tosses her over the top rope! She lands, knees first on the concrete floor! Acrapha is slow to get up, and Andre capitalizes with a moonsault off of the top rope! He crashes down onto her, and the two fall back and OVER the steel guardrail, and into the crowd!*
Crowd: OHHH!!!
*Andre and Acrapha are now slow to get up, but do so at the same time! Andre manages to slam Acrapha's forehead into the guardrail, leaving a dent in it! Acrapha is doubled-over on the guardrail as Andre is folding up a chair!*
!!!!CRACK!!!!
*Andre SLAMS the chair into Acrapha's back, causing her to cringe in pain! He delivers another chairshot, and Acrapha rolls over to face him!*
!!!!BLAOW!!!!
*Bad move, because Andre then flat out BELTS her upside the chin with the damn chair, snapping the thing in half, and sending Acrapha over the guardrail!*
Bob: And Andra has evened things up here!
Ralph: He might become a two-time champ!
*Andre tosses away the remains of the chair, and climbs over the guardrail himself! He rolls Acrapha into the ring, slides in himself, and covers!*
1.......2.......th-*kickout!!!*
*That's right! Andre gets a 2.75 second count, as Acrapha BARELY kicks out! Andre is LIVID, and starts to argue with the ref, giving Acrapha time to recover! As she does, she sees him arguing, and takes advantage! She grabs him from behind, and drops him with a neckbreaker! She then picks him up, and throws him HARD into the corner!! Acrapha then backs up into the corner opposite him!*
Bob: Oh shit...
Ralph: Here it comes!!
Acrapha: BIG BANG ATTACK!!!!
!!!BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!
*The arena FILLS with smoke for half a minute, and when it all clears, Acrapha's dragged Andre's carcass into the center of the ring, and has him covered!*
Ref: o_o....1.....2......3!!!
*DING, DING, DING!!!*
Bob: And she did it!! Acrapha defends the Dustmaster championship!!
*Acrapha holds her belt up high as "Summer Breeze" is keyed up again!*
WINNER: Acrapha
Ralph: Great effort by-
Bob: Wait a sec! I'm getting word that we're going to go live now to Tokyo Tower, where Susan TellaRusso is standing by! Sue?
*The cameras cut to Tokyo tower, where Sue is standing by with a mic, and a UCTF: World Tour T-shirt on!*
Sue: Thanks, Bob! I'm here at Tokyo Tower, where the MacDougals are STILL on the top floor, and are still holding George Lucas and Stan Lee hostage! We're awaiting the arrival-
*She's cut off by the squeal of tires, as the Mystery Machine powerslides to a stop in front of the tower!*
Sue: And they're here! Jay and Silent Bob have....
*The door to the van suddenly bursts open!*
Sue: Jay! Bob! Can I.... what the fuck...
*It isn't Jay and Silent Bob who pop out of the van, but rather BLUNTMAN and CHRONIC!*
Sue: o_o...who the hell are you guys!?
Jay: We're here to rescue George fuckin' Lucas and Stan the fuckin' man Lee! >=| Let's go, Lunchbox!
*Silent Bob then takes out a gun with a batman-style grapping hook on it, and fires it! It sails up to the top of the tower, and hooks! Bluntman then wraps his arms around Bob, and the two SAIL up to the top floor! Meanwhile, on the top floor*
Ron: Hey... you think it's time to taunt them again?
Harry: Nah... let's just kill these two assholes now.
Stan & George: O_O!!!
!!!CRAAAASSSSHHHHH!!!
Ron & Harry: O_O!!!
Jay: Unhand those two legends you scumsucking dickweeds! >=|
*Harry and Ron both pause, then look at Jay and Bob's outfits, and suddenly go into FITS of laughter!!*
Harry: LOL!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?! LMAO!!!!!
Ron: *CRIES LAUGHING*
Bluntman: >=| That does it... CHRONIC!!
*Bob reaches into his cape, and take out two...o_o BONGS!?*
Ron: Oh, what, you're gonna make us get HIGH to death!? LOL!!!
!!!BZZZZZZTTTT!!!
Ron & Harry: *stop laughing* O_O;;;
*That's right... those aren't ordinary bongs... they're BONG SABERS!!*
Jay: >=| ATTACK!!!
*Jay and Bob both slash at the MacDougals, chasing them away from George and Stan!*
Jay: *to Silent Bob* Go free the legends! I'll hold them off!
S. Bob: *nods*
*Silent Bob runs off to untie them, as Jay turns to the Macdougals, who are preparing their weapons!*
Jay: Come on you fucks! Face... a JEDI!
Ron: >=| Fuck you!
*Ron then fires off his Tommy rocket launcher, but Jay gets up the bong saber to block it! Harry launches off several missile from his back, but Jay's able to use the saber to block them all!*
Jay: *stands there surrounded by smoke* >=|...
*The saber then turns off, and Jay takes a hit off it!*
Jay: @_@... oohhh, yeah, that's good shit.. *^_^*
*Meanwhile, Silent Bob is untying George Lucas and Stan Lee!*
Stan: C'mon, George, let's get the hell outta here!
Silent Bob: Wait! Mr. Lucas?
Everyone in the room: O_o!?!
George: o_o...yeah?
Silent Bob: I still think Episode 1 could've used a lot of work.
Stan: Yeah, but the podracing scene WAS cool.
Silent Bob: Oh yes, defenetly.
Ron: >=|!!
*Ron then takes the opportunity to fire at George and Stan! The two living legends just STAND there like deer in headlights as the rocket is streaming towards them!!*
!!!!BABOOOOOOM!!!!!
Stan & George: >_< !!!!.... o_o?
*Silent Bob is standing there with his bong saber drawn! He blocked the rocket JUST in time!! Stan and George then head to the elevator, as both Jay and Bob advance on the Macdougals, their beam sabers drawn!*
Ron: >=|... fuck this... Harry! Call the ship!
Harry: Right!
*Harry hits a button on his forearm, as the two inch closer to the window!*
Ron: Be seein ya...
*The two then CRASH out the window, and start to freefall to the ground! But halfway to becoming street pizzas, their ship, the El Dorado, swoops right under them, and the two fall right in! The ship then starts to fly off, as Jay and Bob come to the window!*
Jay: Fuck that! Not on MY watch! Lunchbox?
*Silent Bob nods, and reaches into his cape, and draws out a HUGE ass rocket launcher, and hands it to Jay! Jay then takes aim at the ship!*
Jay: SNOOCH TO DA NOOCH MUTHAPHUCKAS!!!!
!!!BOOOOM!!!!
*The rocket then SAILS at the ship, and hits it square on the backside!!*
!!!!!BAAAABBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
*The ship loses propulsion, and starts losing altitude! It then hits the ground, and starts skidding along the pavement, until it SLAMS into a corporate skyscraper!!*
!!!CRAAASSHHH!!!
*In the ship...*
Ron & Harry: X_X
*back at the tower*
Jay: FUCK YEAH!!! TAKE THAT FAGS!!!
*Suddenly, a ref pops out of the elevator*
Ref: JAY AND SILENT BOB ARE THE WINNERS!
Silent Bob: Word.
WINNERS: Jay & Silent Bob
*The two are about to walk off, when Jay grabs Silent Bob by the shoulder*
Jay: Dude... Episode 1 wasn't THAT bad! You're just jealous because I got the dual-edge bong saber!
Silent Bob: >=| Two words. Jar Jar.
Jay: ...Yeah... I guess you're right..
*The cameras then cut to Bob and Ralph*
Bob: Wow... o_o... Vegeta's gonna be hearing about that from Tokyo officials...
(The Stereo Jumbotron shows a picture of a quiet street in Tokyo. Cars going to and fro and everything seems like the norm. Then, someone hears a loud thud... then another... then another. Just outside of the city is the current UCTF Mecha Champion, Heero Yuy and the Gundam Wing Zero! The crowd starts screaming and panicking and running away like hell. Heero sees what's going through the monitors in his mobile suit and appears unmoved.)
Heero: Heh... good thing they're out of the way... :|
(When the Gundam Wing Zero appears on the Jumbotron, "Back on the Rocks" pump out through the stereo system of the Jumbotron! The crowd who's at the Tokyo Dome pop like crazy! Too bad the citizens of that city should have gotten a seat at the Tokyo Dome because it's the safest place to be in at the moment!)
Bob: It's the Gundam Wing Zero, the reigning UCTF Mecha Champion!
Ralph: I thought I'd never see Heero in action again in that mech... not since he decimated Jeeg back in Summer Chaos 2000
Bob: Yeah. Keep in mind that this is Heero's first mecha match in 14 months! Let's see if he still has any ring rust when it comes to these things.
(The cameras focus away from the Gundam Wing Zero to the other side of the city. Right there, is a huge ass mecha that strangely resembles an ork. It's Skar Gob Zagbad and his mecha, the "Korps Grinda". The Stereo Jumbotron pumps out "Stupify", and the crowd cheers as loud as they can for the mecha. The only one who isn't in a festive mood at the moment, unfortunately, is Ralph.)
Ralph: Damn mecha matches!
Bob: Ralph, will you lighten up? This is the first mecha match in over a year and you could at least PRETEND to show some enthusiasm!
Ralph: Whatever. Hey, do we still have the "kit"?
Bob: Check under your desk. :|
(And that's what Garsh does. He looks down at the desk to find his "kit". And there it is... all full of fresh KFC Chicken, hot sauce and other goodies from the colonel. Just whne Ralph breaks "kit", The Gundam Wing Zero and the Korps Grina walk through the city streets toward each other. Both of them stop just about 2 miles away from each other. It's a showdown!)
Bob: Damn! This could get ugly in a hurry!
Ralph: Hey, you want a drumstick?
Bob: No, thanks. :|
*DING!*
(The Korps Grinda starts out with shooting its laser cannons at the mobile suit. Heero maneuvers his mobile suit to block the laser blasts with its massive shield, the beams ricocheting to parts of the city. Skar Gob Zagbad makes the Korps Grinda gather speed and jump to the air, landing a kick to the Wing Zero's midsection. The force causes the mobile suit to step back, making more destruction in the city. The Korps Grinda gathers more momentum and runs toward the mobite suit, but the Wing Zero punches the ork-looking mecha away, making the mobile suit's opponent fall in onto a bunch of skyscrapers!)
Skar Gob: Aye... dis guy's got balls! I gatta git 'im fast!
Heero: >:| I'm going to kill you.
Bob: Why do I have a strange feeling the Megazord is gonna make a cameo? ~_~
Ralph: You sure you don't want any chicken? They taste really good!
Bob: I said, no thanks... :|
(Meanwhile... in a palace on the moon...)
Rita Repulsa: YA! YA! GET HIM! GET HIM! HAHAHAHA!!!!! >:]
(Now that we're back in the city, the Wing Zero unloads a few rounds of ammunation with its rifle unto the Korps Grinda. It hits the ork-like mecha, but thanks to its massive iron plates, the damage is at a minimum. Skar Gob uses his mecha to fire its Gattaling Plasma Cannon onto the mobile suit. The explosion is massive, but the Wing Zero still stands and ready to continue the battle. Heero grips onto his controls tighter than usual and he has that homicidal look on his face...)
Heero: Give me all you got... then, I'll kill you!
(Heero Yuy uses his mobile suit's rifle to fire multiple rounds of ammuntion, almost like a machine gun! The Korpse Grinda gets caught. Heero continues to unload his mecha's rifle until he decides to let go of the trigger. The Wing Zero stops firing the rounds in its rifle to see what is the condition of the Korps Grinda Surprisingly, Skar Gob's mecha is still standing although it is smoldering in some places. Skar Gob is starting to develop a little temper tantrum in his mecha.)
Skar Gob: Argh... zoggin 'umie! Now ya got me mad! >:|
(Skar Gob aims its Lifta Droppa to the Wing Zero and charges it up. An electromagnetic blast hits the mobile suit. Fortunately, all of Heero's instruments are still working despite the magnetic field around it, but the mobile suit gets drawn closer to Skar Gob's mecha with the power of magnetism. Heero tires to pull his mecha away, but for some reason, he cannot. The Wing Zero ends up looking like its GLUES toSkar Gob's Lifta Droppa, a gigantic electromagnet. Skar Gob then throws the Wing Zero several miles away. The Wing Zero ends up landing on a gigantic ferris wheel in an amusement park! Sparks and flames are flying everywhere... except on the Wing Zero. It's still operational!)
Skar Gob: How waz dat, umie! Did da Lifta Droppa knock ya for a loop? >:]
(Heero Yuy shakes the cobwebs in his brains to see what kind of position he's in. He checks the damage reports of his mecha and sees that the only damage some miniscule dents in the mecha's hull, so his mecha is still has the green light to continue fighting. The Wing Zero stands up, Skar Gob surprised to see that his opponent still wants to continue the fight. Skar Gob is getting desperate!)
Bob: I could have sworn I've seen that in an old movie once..
Ralph: *wipes the hot sauce from his mouth with his napkin*
(Skar Gob fires the Heavy Shootas on the Korps Grinda's body. Thu mecha unloates hundreds of rounds of ammunation everywhere. Most of them detonate as it makes contact with the Wing Zero. Although the mobile suit has taken some damage from the fight, it is still operational. The Korps Grinda leeps to the air for an aerial attack, but Heero maneuvers the Wing Zero so that it uses its WingCut, knocking the ork-looking mecha back onto the ground. The Korps Grinda ends up landing in a baseball diamond, creating massive destruction under it.)
Bob: Oh my god.. I can't believe it!
Ralph: Me neither! Here I am with a bucket of chicken, and I don't have anything to wash all of this down! Hey... could someone pass me a soda?
Bob: ...
(Heero looks to the Korps Grinda on his monitors. He sees that the mecha is starting to show some considerable damage. He just lets out a sadistical grin, thinking that his opponent is just about finished! Heero aims his rifle toward the downed mecha, but then...)
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!*
Ralph: *DROPS HIS DRUMSTICK*
Bob: WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?!?! O_O!!!
(From out of nowhere, some huge ass blast hits the Wing Zero! No one knows where it came from, but one thing's certain, Heero does not like it one bit. The blast crittically damaged his mobile suit! Seeing this happen before his eyes, he goes absolutely crazy, gripping onto his levels almost to the point where they starts to crack!)
Heero: @_@... I'LL KILL YOU!!!!
(Heero drops his laser rifle and breaks out his laser blade. He runs to where the Korps Grinda is and tries to slash away at the mehca. Skar Gob tries to fight off the mobile suit with everything he's got, but with Heero in the mood he's in, all of that doesn't effect him... or his mobile suit. He ends up slicing and dicing the Korse Grinda as if it was a roll of sushi! Skar Gob ejects himself from his mecha before he could find himself at the wrong end of the Wing Zero's laser blade. Heero stops momentarily, seeing the condition of the Korps Grinda now and decides that the mecha is too damaged to continue, he puts away his laser blade and picks up its discarded laser rifle!)
Bob: Well... it looks like the Wing Zero finished off its opponent so that means it's still the UCTF Mecha Champion.
Ralph: *downs his soda* Ahh... now that hits the spot. Is it over, yet?
Bob: See for yourself, dumbass. :|
(Bob points to Ralph the screen on the Stereo Jumbotron. He sees the destruction of the city, the Wing Zero standing strong, and the Korps Grinda on its back. Ralph lets out a sigh of relief, seeing that the mecha match is over.)
Ralph: Oh, great... it IS over.
Winner and STILL UCTF Mecha Champion: Gundam Wing Zero
(The Wing Zero was about to leave the remains of the destroyed city when a familiar mecha shows up at the scene. To everyone's surprise, it IS the Megazord, and it wants to challenge the Wing Zero for destroying the beautiful city, now a field of mangled rubble.)
Heero: Heh...
*BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!*
(The Wing Zero jumps to the air and transforms into its aircraft form. Then, Heero pilots his mecha so that rams into the Megazord. The Megazord is sent flying until it lands to the Tokyo Tower, crushing the tower with its weight. The Megazord ends up on its back, unable to fight. Heero sees this and he takes off, leaving the destruction in its wake.)
Bob: Now that was... well... LOOOOOOL!!!!!!
Ralph: Yeah... whatever... who's fighting next? >:\