Bob: Hey, it’s our boss!
Ralph: Quick! put the food away!
*Vegeta looks around at all of the screaming fans and makes a little smirk*
Vegeta: Tonight... is THE biggest pay per view the UCTF’s ever attempted under my control.. 18 matches will take
place with every title on the line.. including the UCTF Stable Titles.. which have been on the back burner... These
four teams... On Angels Wings.. TAMN... DV8, and Silver Rage will have a chance to pick up where my Ginyu
Force left off some time ago!
Ralph: The first stable match starts up right after this!!
Bob: Yup! OAW vs. Silver Rage!
Vegeta: You know.. last year at this event.. I had the first ever “Last man Breathing” Match, in which the winner
would be the only one breathing after the smoke was cleared.. it took place in a grave yard somewhere away from
the arena.. but this twelve foot tall goofy ass son of a bitch named Violence Jack never showed up for the fight >:|
So to you violence Jack.. if you’re watching this.. kiss my white saiyan ass!
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! ^_^
Ralph: LOL!
Bob: Violence Jack has been missing for some time now!
Vegeta: and I want to thank everyone for attending tonights event..even though I don’t know why >:|
Crowd: Yaaay!!
Ralph: aww! that was nice of the pres!
Bob: yup o_o
Bob: Welcome to CYBERSLAM 2000!
Ralph: ^_^!
Bob: I’m Bobby Hinden
Ralph: and I’m Ralph Gerad!
*”What About” Begins playing over the arena as the crowd POPS!*
Ralph: We’re getting right into it!
Stable Match #1
Silver Rage vs. On Angel's Wings
*Silver Rage comes down the aisle first, Egypt, Morrigan, Lady Kayura and Anubis make their way down.. each
female gets a nice pop from the fans.. but the crowd doesn’t even know who the hell Anubis is!*
Crowd: :|...........
Anubis: :(
Ralph: who the hell is that guy?
Bob: Anubis.. the neglected one of the group!
Ralph: haha! sucks to be him!
*After they climb into the ropes..... On Angel’s Wings, consisting of Ream, Yami, Saphire, and Alley make their
way down to the ring next!*
Ralph: woohoo! Oversized puppies!
Bob: You’re gonna start this already man? Come on!
Ralph: you’re right :(..........
*All 8 fighters are in the ring, They begin shaking each other’s hands in respect for each other... until Anubis does
something stupid and sneak punch Ream!*
Ream: o_o..... >:|!
Ralph: UH OH!
*He grabs Anubis around the throat and does his Wolf Thrust attack, tossing him behind his head! Anubis flies
back and lands head first on the canvas as any sign of these two teams having a civil battle disintegrates right in
the middle of the ring!*
!DING!
*Anubis scrambles back up to his feet, just as Ream uses his black bolt attack! He gets zapped by hundreds of small electric bolts that knock him over the top rope!*
Ralph: man he sucks!
Bob: I’ll agree on that!
Morrigan: get off of him! SOUL FIST!
*She knocks the SHIT out of an unsuspecting Ream in the back of the cranium with her soul fist! Ream spills out
of the ring and lands a few feet away from Anubis! Both are ass out!*
Ralph: That’s two gone already!
Bob: well..... *sighs*
*Alley and Egypt start fighting in the ring.. She lifts Egypt up for a vertical suplex.. but Egypt reverses it in mid
air and brings her down in a reverse DDT! A modified version of the Egyptian Death Drop! She goes for the pin...
*
Ref: 1.......2....
*but Saphire jumps over the both of them and lands a guillotine leg drop on Egypt to break up the count! He gets
up and goes after Morrigan, but right before he hits her.. he stops dead in his place!*
Saphire: >_< !!!
Ralph: HIT HER!
Bob: he can’t for some reason, but that will be his downfall!
*And it sure is.. because while Morrigan’s putting the sweet talk on him.. Lady Kayura kicks him in the back of
the head! Yami grabs Morrigan from behind and flies toward with a bulldog!*
Ref: 1.....2....
*Egypt kicks her off right at the last second, saving Morrigan from the pin fall!*
Bob: The Grand champion almost got pinned on that one!
Ralph: that would have been an upset to say the least!
*on the outside... Anubis and Ream start to get up, after being knocked on their asses! Right as they’re about to
attack each other.. Egypt tosses Saphire over the top and he lands on both of them!*
All 3: X_X!
*Alley and Yami double team on Lady Kayura and takes her over the top rope as well! That leaves Alley and her
sister Yami alone in the ring with Morrigan and Egypt!*
Alley: :|
Yami: :|
Morrigan: :|
Egypt: :|
Ralph: woohoo! there’s 8 of them in there!
Bob: There’s only...... nevermind.
Ralph: They don’t look happy with one enough either!
*Alley and Egypt pair up while Morrigan and Yami begin their fight as well! The four chicks begin to beat the
ugly out of each other all over the ring!*
Ralph: H_H oh yeah!
Bob: Cat fight city!
Ralph: you think we might get to see them kiss?!
*Alley whips Egypt into the ropes, but whenever she gets there, she jumps onto the top rope and springboards
backwards with a moonsault.. she over shoots her target and goes over her head. Alley sticks her foot out and
Egypt flies right into the mule kick!*
Egypt: X_X
*She uses her solar flare technique to take out Egypt! Meanwhile.. Morrigan has Yami around the neck! She’s
dangling off of her feet! Alley kicks Morrigan’s leg out as she falls backwards with Yami attached to her!*
Ralph: H_H
Ref: 1.......2.....
*Morrigan kicks out.. then Alley jumps right on her as Yami rolls off!*
Ref: 1.....2...
*She kicks out again, then both girls jump on Morrigan and hold her down!*
Ref: 1.........2........
*Kayura’s back in and she breaks the count up! On the outside.. Saphire begins to climb back into the ring as
well.. along with Anubis and Ream!*
Bob: This is turning into a brawl right here!
Ralph: Damnit, the guys are back in this match! >:(
*Flashes of electricity and dark energy fill the ring as the Members of OAW fire everything they’ve got to take out Silver Rage! Egypt gets hit by one of Ream’s Powerful attacks and flips over the top rope!*
Bob: Damn! Now the Intergalactic Champion is out!
*Saphire lifts a piece of the mat off of the canvas and slams it into Anubis! He’s now out of the picture! It’s 4 on 2!
Morrigan and Yami are still fighting, but her opponent later on in the night.. Alley catches her out of no where
with the Stardust Buster!!*
Ralph: O_O! Morrigan’s out of it!
Morrigan: X_X!
Bob: oh man! This match is coming to an end! On Angel’s Wings stands against just one more person! Lady
Kayura, the former Sword Champion!
*Kayura backs up into the corner and begins charging up as much energy as possible!*
Ralph: uh oh!
Bob: this looks like it could be...............
*Her entire body begins to glow as she screams......*
Kayura: STARLIGHT SWORDS SCREAM!
*As she lifts her twin jittes high into the air.. the energy around them is enough to blast every member of OAW out
of the ring! The ref looks around.. none of them seem to be moving at all and he calls for the bell!*
Ralph: Is it over?!
Bob: I guess so! On Angel’s wings have been Eliminated thanks to Lady Kayura!
Winners: Silver Rage
Bob: What an match to get things going!
Ralph: yeah!! I’m ready!! what’s next?!
Bob: umm.. the Mech Title Shot Match!
Ralph: :|!!!!!! *pulls out his chicken kit*
Mech Title Shot Match
Zero vs. Angel vs. N-Eva
*The scene in Tokyo-3. Angel and N-Eva await their opponent.. as off in the distance.. a fighter jet rockets towards them!*
Ralph: what in the hell is that?
Bob: uh oh! We’ve seen this before!
*The Fighter turns into the mobile suit known as Zero! He pulls out his beam sabre and comes down on both
mechs but they move out of the way! Angel and N-Eva fire off machine guns at Zero to catch him off gaurd!*
Angelus: >:|!
*N-Eva and Angel flies towards Zero in opposite directions... He pulls apart his dual buster rifle and points them
both at the oncoming targets!*
Heero: Targets.... locked.
*He pulls the trigger on the rifle and both mechas are hit dead on! They’re engulfed in the hell fire and blast away
on opposite sides!!!*
Ralph: O_O! *drops the chicken*
Bob: HOLY SHIT! He’s a beast!
Heero: :|..........
*Heero turns Zero into the bird mode and flies off!*
Ralph: I guess this means Heero wins! He’s going to face off against either Jeeg or Temjin later!
Winner: Wing Zero
Bob: Well, I’m being told that we’re going right into the next match! The winner gets a shot at the sword
champion wether it be Skitz or Adrienne!
Sword Title Shot Match
Ky Kiske vs. Selphie Timlitt
*Selphie makes Her way out to the ring with her sword by her side. The Fans welcome her with a nice round of
cheering. She Jumps up onto the apron and hops into the ring. She takes a corner quikly, and stretches as she
waits for Ky Kiske.*
"GET READY"......Starts blaring oover the sound system and out comes Ky Kiske Prepared to fight..
Bob: This match is for a Shot at the Sword Title!
Ralph: Ky is going to Kill her!
Bob: Shut Up Ralph!.. this is the UCTF Selphie coud turn into like a big ugly green beast looking dude and Eat
Ky!
Ralph: Um... Yeah..
Bob: That what I thought!
DING!!!
* The ref calls for the bell Just as Ky gets into the ring. Selphie is on Him instantly, waving and thrusting the
sword out at him. He Just quickly side steps her and knocks her on the back of the head with the butt of his blade!!
She falls into the ropes and bounces back into him. She Nails Him in the nuts, and he almosts falls over. She waves
her sword in the air once again, showing off a bit. Ky Looks up at her and grins.*
Ralph: What is he smiling about?
Bob: Um.. I don't think he is happy
Ralph:Then why is he smiling smarty??
Bob: OMG!! O_O
Ralph: HE's GONNA KILL HER!! HAHAA!!
* Ky rushes into Selphie who's back is facing him. He Knocks her one knee out and she goes down. Ky comes
around her and starts lashing out at her she trys to block bu gets knocked completey down on the mat. Ky Takes
One blow at her and he chops off her left arm. She screams out*
Ralph: SEEE I TOLD YOU!!!
Bob:O_O!!!! this is gross I cant look >_<
Ralph: yeah isn't it great!
* Selphie tries to retaliate with her other arm, and she almost slahes Ky's ankle. He jumps back. He lunges
forward and just starts flicking the sworad all around to quicklyt hat most people cant even see it. it Barely looks
like hes doing anything. He steps away from her, and Selphie is in a bloody Mess. Her body cut into hundred
different peices ! The ref rings the bell*
DING!!
Winner by... Death
Ralph: He Killed her...
Bob: :-(
Ralph: LOL!!! SEE I TOLD YOU!!!
Bob: :|!
Ralph: WHAT!?
Winner: Ky Kiske
Dustmaster Title Shot Match
Megaman X vs. Eminem
*Eminem comes down rapping to “The Real Slim Shady” as he gets into the ring*
Ralph: He looks hyped up for his match... but does he know who he’s facing?
Bob: I talked to him before the event.. he thought Megaman X was a relative of DMX’s
Ralph: oh lord......
*Megaman X’s music starts up as the Robot makes his way down to the ring! Eminem looks like he’s about to piss his pants!*
Ralph: LOL!
*Megaman gets into the ring and Eminem’s first thought is to ATTACK! he runs after him, but Megaman hits
him on top of the head with his big cannon on his arm! Eminem seems to be out of it already!!!*
Ralph: LOL! he’s a rapper, but sure as hell not a fighter!
Bob: LOL!
*Megaman puts his foot over Eminem’s carcass as the ref counts to three!!*
!DING!
Megaman: LOL!
Bob: LOL!
Ralph: LOL!!!! This match is over! Thanks Eminem! Thanks for a great show!!
*then suddenly.......*
“YOU WANNA DISS US!!?!?!?”
Ralph: what the hell was that?
Bob: O_o.....
“YOU WANNA DISS INSANE CLOWN POSSE?!?! @_@”
Bob: .....uh oh......
Ralph: O_O!
*Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope walk out from behind the curtain.. and from behind them.....*
Britney: >:|.........
Christina Aguilera: :|..............
Ralph: WHAT IS THIS?!!?!?
Bob: uh oh!!!!
Will Smith: :|.................
*From behind Will Smith... N’Sync walks out with bats in their hands!!!*
Eminem: O_O!!!!!!!
Ralph: It’s people that Eminem has shot his mouth off about!! and they look pissed!
Justin: GET HIS ASS!
*Eminem turns around and tries to run out of the ring, but he slips and busts his ass on the mat where his blood
had spilled! N’Sync gets in first and starts wearing his ass out with bats!*
Eminem: My name is... my name is X_X!
Lance: *HITS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A BACK* BYE BYE! >:|
Ralph: LOOOOOL!!!!!!
Bob: this is just a gang beating! a gang assault!
*The five members of N’Sync hold Eminem while Christina Aguilera and Britney slap the TASTE out of his
mouth! Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J piss in his damn face!*
Crowd: EWWWW!!!!!
Will: YOU WANNA MAKE FUN OF ME BECAUSE I DON’T CURSE YOU....... YOU....... MEANIE >:| WELL
TAKE THIS!
*he pulls out the noisy cricket!!*
Bob: oh shieza!!
Ralph: o_o!
*he presses the trigger and it blows Eminem, along with N’sync to HELL! it also sends Will flying out of the ring
and to the ramp!*
Will: X_X
*on the inside of the ring, there’s nothing left but N’sync and Eminem’s Viscera spread out all over the place,
Christina and Britney are COVERED in blood along with the ICP!*
Bob: UGH!!
Ralph: damn.. better call out the janitors for this one!
Winner: Megaman X
Violent J: YOU WANNA DISS US?!!? YOU WANNA DISS THE ICP!?!? @_@!!!!
Shaggy: come on man, he’s dead! ^_^
*The four survivors leave the ring as the janitors run down*
Ralph: that was the best one all night! @_@!
Bob: UGH!!
Ralph: would the real slim shady’s guts please stand up?! LOL!!!!!
Bob: *PUKES*
Anime Title Shot Match
Leon vs. Duo
Bob: What's coming up?
Ralph: It's Leon Vs. Duo!
Bob: Oh... anything else?
Ralph: Oh yeah... the winner gets a shot at the Anime Championship title, held by either Miko or Cham Cham...
and a date with AT.
Bob: Whoever wins is gonna luck out.
(Leon comes out as his entrance theme plays on the Jumbotron. Some of the people in the crowd cheers for Leon.)
Bob: Here's Leon.
Ralph: He might win.
(Duo comes out as his entrance theme plays on the Jumbotron. Some of the people in the crowd cheers for Duo as
well.)
Bob: Here's Duo.
Ralph: He might win too.
(DING!)
(Leon charges at Duo, but Duo gives Leon an armdrag take-down. Duo applies a chin lock on Leon. Leon turns
around and elbow hits Duo's abdomen until he losens his grip.)
Bob: Nice hit by Leon.
(Just then, AT walks up to the ring to check out the two.)
Bob: Look it's Adrienne!
Ralph: yup! ^_^
Bob: She's fou...
Ralph: I KNOW DAMNIT! >:|
AT: ^_~
Leon: @_@
(Leon turns away from Duo and walks toward AT.)
Bob: What's going on?
Ralph: LOL! Leon's smitten!
Duo: >:]
(Duo low blows Leon while the referee's back is turned and powerbombs him. Duo makes the pin as the referee
makes the count.)
1... 2... 3!
Ref: The winner... DUO MAXWELL!!
Duo: WOOHOO!!!!
(Duo does several summersaults in the ring!)
Bob: Duo's got the title shot!
Ralph: And a date with AT!
(Duo leaves with AT.)
Winner: Duo Maxwell
World Title Shot Match
Gala vs. Angelus
*Gala comes down to the ring and gets in... *
Crowd: :|
Ralph: I guess it’s time for the World Championhip Title
Bob: yeah...
*Angelus’s theme music starts up but no one comes out*
Ralph: hmm...
Bob: uh oh...
Ralph: what?!
Bob: I just got a memo that Angelus, along with his mech have been missing after the buster rifle shot at the hands
of Wing Zero!
Ralph: uhh.. and that means?
Bob: Gala Wins! He’s going to face either Purgatori or Yami!
Ralph: Lucky ass.
Winner: Gala
Intergalactic Title Shot Match
Fro Dawg vs. Janne
Bob: What's next?
Ralph: Oh HELL YEAH!
Bob: You mean..
Ralph: Yup! The Metal Puppies Vs. The Afro Puppy!
Bob: Oh lord. Oh yeah, to remind everyone, whoever wins this match will battle for the Intergalactic
Championship title, held by either Egypt or Danny Coleman.
("Edge of a Broken Heart" begins playing on the Jumbotron. Janne walks out to a hoarde of boos.)
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Janne: >:|!!!!!!!!!!
(As everyone can tell, Janne is PISSED OFF!)
Bob: Whoa... I wouldn't want to mess with her?
Ralph: Why you say that? Is she on her period?
Bob: She's fighting Fro Dawg, the man who... well, you know.
Ralph: Oh, I know! PUPPIES!
Bob: I had to open my big mouth!
(The Jumbotron opens up to show Fro Dawg surrounded by beautiful women in bikinis!)
Bob: IT'S FRO DAWG!!!
Ralph: Damn! I've got Janne's puppies, but Fro's got a whole fucking kennel!
Bob: RALPH!!!
Fro Dawg: What's up Dawg?!
(The crowd cheers for Fro Dawg!)
Fro Dawg: Well, well... if it isn't Ralph's little bitch!
Ralph: :|
Janne: >:|!!!!!!!!!
Fro Dawg: Sorry, as much as I want to pry them titties out of that armor and feel 'em up, I got other business to
take care of. Don't worry, love! I asked another dawg who really wants to meet up with ya! Love, peace, and a
bowl of hair grease!
(The Jumbotron goes black.)
Bob: Fro Dawg brought in a surrogate?
Ralph: Man... we've seen this before :\
Bob: Heh.. last time it was Jennifer Lopez.. let's see who it is this time!!!
(On the Jumbotron, the letters "HBK" begins flashing!)
Bob: Holy Shit!
Ralph: Could this mean...
(The "HBK Entrance Song" begins playing!)
oooh.....oh...... shawn!
(To everyone's horror, it is not Shawn Michaels that does not come out. It's none other than... CARROT
GLACE!!!!)
Bob: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Ralph: OH SHIT!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Carrot: ^_^
(Carrot Glace struts his way to the ring where he is met by Janne, angry as FUCK!)
Janne: A MAN!!!!!! >:|!!!!!
Carrot: Only the man of your dreams! Wanna hop into bed with me? I'll be the man of your dreams!
Ralph: Hey! he's muscling on my woman!
Bob: Calm down, Ralph!
Ralph: How the hell can I calm down when that little pervert is trying to steal my puppies?!
Janne: >:|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carrot: o_O?
(Janne grabs Carrot by the neck and bitch-slaps Carrot!)
Bob: LOL!!!!
Ralph: That's my woman!!! ^_^
(Janne later piledrives Carrot and pins him down.)
Ref: 1... 2... 3!
(DING! DING!)
Bob: Amazing! Janne wins!
Ralph: Surprised?!
Bob: Janne's going for the Intergalactic Championship title!
Winner: Janne
(Just then, the letters "HBK" begins flashing on the Jumbotron!)
Bob: What's this?
Ralph: O_O!
(The "HBK Entrance Song" begins playing as the REAL HeartBreak Kid, Shawn Michaels begins strutting to the
ring.)
I think I'm cute
I know I'm sexy
I got the looks
that drives the girls wild
I got the moves
that really move them
I send chills
up and down their spine
cause I'm a sexy boy (SEXY BOOOOOOY)
I'm not your boy toy (BOY TOOOOOOY)
I'm just a sexy boy (SEXY BOOOOOY)
I'm not your boy toy (BOY TOY)
(Shawn Michaels doesn't even bother talking. He makes a b-line for Carrot Glace. Janne picks up Carrot and
throws him to HBK!)
Janne: Take him! He's all yours!
Carrot: O_O
HBK: >:|
(HBK bounces Carrot on the ropes and gives the pervert a Super Kick!)
Carrot: X_X
(Shawn Michaels dusts off his hands and adjusts his shades. He leaves the arena as the "HBK Entrance Song"
plays.)
Bob: Damn! Carrot took an L!
Ralph: Yup! I feel sorry for Carrot.
Bob: Why?
Ralph: After this, how will the Misu Sisters let him off easy?
Bob: Oh yeah... ~_~
Tag Team Title Shot
Mature & Vice vs. TEAM ROCKET
Ralph: Guess what's coming up?
Bob: I dunno.
Ralph: Tag Team Title Shot match! Vice & Mature vs. Team Rocket!
Bob: o_o
(Vice and Mature walks to the ring, catching kisses on the wind and showing a little leg.)
Ralph: *WOLF WHISLES*
Bob: Oh lord.
(Just then, the screen goes black and some weird violin music begins playing.)
Bob: What's this?
Ralph: They're back!
Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all people within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
JESSIE!
JAMES!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
MEOWTH! THAT'S RIGHT!
*BOOM*
(Team Rocket shows up from a puff of smoke.)
Ralph: Hey Bob, your boy toy's back!
Bob: SHUT UP! >:|
(Jessie is dressed up like the former UCTF Intergalactic Champion, Kyo Kusanagi. James is dressed up like Kyo's rival, Iori Yagami.)
Bob: What the hell are they wearing?
Ralph: Jessie & James are dressed up like Kyo & Iori from King of Fighters!
Bob: Oh lord...
(Vice & Mature stares at James, dressed up like Iori, and swoons!)
Vice: O_O
Mature: O_O
(Vice and Mature drapes all over James and whispers sweet nothings in his ears.)
Jessie: >:|!!!
(Jessie breaks out a mallet.)
Jessie: Yoohoo!
Vice: Yes?
*THWAM!*
(Jessie hits Vice over the head with a mallet, knocking her out!)
Vice: X_X
Mature: >:|
Jessie: >:|!!!
*THWAM!*
(Jessie hits Vice over the head with a mallet, knocking her out!)
Mature: X_X
James: What was that for?
Jessie: >:|
*THWAM!*
(Jessie hits James over the head with a mallet, knocking him out!)
James: X_X
Jessie: No one muscles in on my partner! >:|
(Jessie & Meowth drags James to the back.)
Bob: Uhh.. I guess Team Rocket wins!
Ralph: Yup! It's now them vs. either Fubuki & Yakuu or the Hyper Dolls!
Winner: Team Rocket
Stable Match #2
DV8 vs. TAMN
Ralph: ooh! now the second stable match of the night is starting up!
Bob: Vegeta picked these teams to go together especially because of the history between Evil Ryu and Akuma and
TAMN!
Ralph: heh! here comes the girls now!
*The girls of TAMN come down together, but they don’t look happy together as they step into the ropes..... next...
Akuma, E. Ryu, Cheeta Diggers and Omega Rugal make their way down to the ring! The members of TAMN look
scared as HELL!*
Ralph: These DV8 guys mean all business tonight!
Bob: can you blame them? Tanya N and the rest of TAMN have been screwing with them ever since they first
joined the UCTF!
!DING!
*The members of TAMN argue as to whom is going in first to fight... out of the luck of the draw... Anty gets
pushed into the ring first and is met with an Instant Hell Murder by Akuma!!!*
Anty: X_X!
Ralph: That ain’t right!!
Bob: what, Akuma assing out Anty or the members of TAMN throwing her to the wolves?!!?
Ralph: BOTH!
*The other members of TAMN begin to argue amongst themselves! Tanya slaps Mihoshi in her mouth and they all begin to rumble in a cat fight!!!*
Bob: what the hell is going on here?!!?
Akuma: :\
*Omega Rugal charges over to all of them and hits them all at once with a HUGE punch which takes them all out
of the ring at once! Evil Ryu covers the already knocked out Anty as the ref lays down!*
Ref: 1...2...3!
Ralph: well.. that one was over as quickly as it started.. and now a well rested DV8 will fight against Silver Rage
for the stable titles at the end of the night!
Winners: DV8
Mech Title Match
Temjin vs. Jeeg
Bob: It's time for the second mecha match of the night!
Ralph: Great!
(Ralph reaches under the seat and looks for the "kit".)
Bob: What're you looking for?
Ralph: Just a sec.
(Ralph pulls out a big bucket of KFC chicken.)
Ralph: All set.
Bob: Why do you hate mech matches so much?
Ralph: Wouldn't you like to know.
Bob: And what happened to you in the last mecha match?!
(Ralph suddenly remembers getting sucked off by Janne.)
Ralph: O_O Uhhh... I dunno.
Bob: Something's rotten in Denmark!
Ralph: You keep thinking that. :|
Bob: Oh yeah... tonight's mech match will be held in... O_o
Ralph: What's wrong?
Bob: It's gonna be held in... the Amazon Rainforest!
Ralph: Are you sure?
Bob: What's that the memo reads.
Ralph: What happened to the embargo?
Bob: I'm certain the prez has settled that issue.
Ralph: And who's fighting in this snooze-fest? :|!
Bob: Temjin Vs. former UCTF Mecha Champion, Kotetsu Jeeg.
Ralph: :|! *grabs a chicken breasts*
(On the Jumbotron, we can see Temjin flying into the rainforest area, piloted by Danny Coleman.)
Bob: Temjin is being piloted by former UCTF Dustmaster, Danny Coleman.
Ralph: He's gonna have his hands full when the metal puppies don her mecha armor! Go Janne!
Bob: :|
(Also, on the Jumbotron, we can see the Big Shooter flying above the thick underbrush of the Amazon Rainforest.)
Miwa: Okay, we're here! Good luck!
Janne: Alrighty!
Miwa: Contact me when you need any parts!
Janne: Gotcha... wish me luck!
(Janne jumps out of the Big Shooter.)
Ralph: Oh shit!
Bob: Calm down!
(In mid-air, Janne uses her amulet!)
Janne: Let there be light!
(Janne puts her hands on the Amulet of Jeeg. Her body reverts from flesh to metal. Then, her body slowly morphs
into the head of Jeeg. Miwa shoots Jeeg's parts from her aircraft, and Jeeg's metal parts get connected until they
form into the Robot of Steel, Kotetsu Jeeg.)
Janne-Jeeg: All set!
(Jeeg lands in the rainforest, facing Temjin.)
Bob: To let everyone know, this is not the first time these two mechs have fought each other. Back in OYC3,
Kotetsu Jeeg successfully defended the mecha championship title against Temjin by making Temjin tap out to the
Jeeg Breaker.
Ralph: Yeah, yeah, yeah... shit! They forgot the hot sauce!
(DING!)
Danny: Temjin, you're all set?
Temjin: Yup. It's all yours!
Danny: Gotcha!
Janne-Jeeg: Are you gonna start the match, do I have to get the ball rolling? :|
(Temjin uses its Beam Shot technique on Jeeg. Jeeg manages to move out of the way and leg sweeps Temjin.
Temjin gets up, but he's met with the Jeeg Laser. Temjin uses the Stock Smash on Jeeg, but Jeeg catches Temjin
in mid-strike, knees the mech in the gut, grips its neck, and gives Temjin a DDT.)
Bob: Nice move by Jeeg.
Ralph: *munching on some chicken*
(Jeeg fires the Jeeg Lasers at Temjin again. Temjin gets hit, but he still stands up. Jeeg fires the Knuckle Buster at
Temjin, but Temjin uses the Beam Sword to bounce the flying fist attack back at Jeeg. The Knuckle Buster hits
Jeeg's head. Sparks begin to fly around Jeeg's neck.)
Miwa: How many times I have to tell you? Be careful of head shots!
Janne-Jeeg: I heard ya... oopsie!
(Jeeg recalls the Knuckle Buster after it collides into a large stone. Jeeg was going to fire the Dynamite Punch;
however, Jeeg begins to spark again, rendering the Robot of Steel immobile.)
Janne-Jeeg: What's happening?
(Back on the Big Shooter...)
Miwa: I was afraid of this! That head shot weakened Jeeg, and I can't do a damn thing about this!
(Temjin uses its Laser Fury on Jeeg. Jeeg is helpless from blocking the attack and takes the full force. Temjin
takes Beam Sword and makes a nice clean slice on Jeeg's hull. More sparks begin flying, this time, on the gash on
Jeeg's chest.)
Bob: Look at that! Temjin has the upper hand!
Ralph: *BURP* I need something to wash this down. Hey, someone pass me a soda!
Bob: You make me wonder, Ralph.
Ralph: Wonder about what?
Bob: :|!!!
(Temjin fires several bombs in Jeeg's direction. Jeeg can barely move, but the mech still take the force of the
attack. Then, the sparks begin to subside momentarily!)
Janne-Jeeg: Finally, I can move!
(Jeeg fires several Jeeg Laser blasts at Temjin. Temjin dodges several lasers, but he gets hit with others. Jeeg fires the Dynamite Punch, which hits Temjin's fist, knocking the Beam Sword out of its hand. However, it also connects to several thousand-year-old trees and knocks them to the ground.)
Bob: Looks like Jeeg is back in the action.
(However, Jeeg begins to spark up again, rendering the Robot of Steel immobile again.)
Janne-Jeeg: Shit!
Danny: Time for Einhander!
Temjin: Gotcha!
(Temjin calls for, Astraea-1, the Endymion-2, and the Endmion-3 to the rainforest area. They gang up on Jeeg and
beat the ugly out of the Robot of Steel!)
Danny: Hahaha! We're doing it!
Temjin: That was for making me tap out!
(Astraea-1, the Endymion-2, and the Endmion-3 departs from the rainforest area. Jeeg is hunched over, barely
moving.)
Bob: We could have a new mecha champion tonight!
Ralph: mmhhmm *wipes his mouth with a napkin*
(Jeeg barely gets on its knees to use the Magnetic Rope technique on Temjin. Temjin cannot move its arms.)
Danny: What's going on?
Temjin: Magnetic Interference... I cannot move!
Danny: This is just great! >:|
Janne-Jeeg: >:]
(Jeeg spins around while gripping Temjin with the Magnetic Rope.)
Bob: What's going on now?
(Jeeg continues to spin Temjin around until Jeeg cancels the Magnetic Rope so that Temjin flies out of the area,
mowing down about an acre of rainforest along with it!)
Bob: Whoa!
Ralph: *trashes the empty box along with the chicken bones* Is it over yet?
Bob: What do you think?
Ralph: :|
Danny: Temjin, get up!
Temjin: I can't!
Danny: What?!
Temjin: That move zapped me of all my power. I'm running on reserve!
Danny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(Temjin is unable to move!)
Bob: Amazing! We have a new mecha champion... I think!
Ralph: The metal puppies wins?
Bob: Yes... Janne wins!
Ralph: WOOHOO!!!
Winner: Kotetsu Jeeg
(Just then, a single man is seen flying through the rainforest! The Jumbotron takes an extreme close-up!)
Bob: What the hell?
Ralph: What's Captain Planet doing out there?!
Bob: Has Turnerland hired him to be their official hitman?
CP: No one mows down the rainforest on my watch!
Janne-Jeeg: >:|!!! Another pathetic man!
(Jeeg grips Captain Planet and slams him headfirst through the ground in a large crater!)
CP: The power... *cough*... is... gone! X_X
Bob: LOL!!!! That's just too funny!
Ralph: Heehee! Maybe that'll show that Turnerland SUCKS!
Sword Title match
Skitz vs. AT
*AT along with her new man for a night, Duo comes down to the ring together as “Still a Secret” plays!*
AT: ^_^!
Duo: ^_^!!!!!!
Ralph: Hey!
Bob: Well, AT and her new date are making their way down to the ring!
*”Nobody Loves Me” Starts up next as that ugly azz Skitz Ephernia, the Swordswoman Champion makes her way
down to the ring!*
Ralph: :(...... that’s just not attractive!
Bob: No Puppy comments Ralph?
Ralph: Shutup man!
Skitz: I’m going to defeat you!!!!!! ^_^..............>:|..... and rip your little friend to shreds!!!!1...........:( because I’m
a horrible person!
AT: O_o?!!?!?
Ralph: At has YET to become a champion here in the UCTF.. let’s see if she can change that tonight!
Bob: Maybe she will Ralph!
*Skitz suddenly becomes enraged and attacks AT! She pulls out a glass sword and blocks the oncoming attack,
then parrys her over into the ropes! Skitz tries to slice her down, but AT flips back out of the way!*
Ralph: whoa!
Skitz: ^_^ Nice move!! >:|!!!!! YOU LITTLE BITCH!
AT: ACK!
*Skitz charges out of the ring but gets tripped up by Duo Maxwell’s hand! She lands on her face then looks over at him PISSED!*
Ref: >:| hey you! Get the hell out of here!
Duo: huh?!!?
Ref: GO!
*Duo hangs his head in shame and walks to the back!*
Ralph: LOL! he’s getting kicked out of this match already!
Bob: aww!! poor Duo!
Skitz: *GIGGLES!!!!* BYE!!!!!!!!!! @_@!!!
*AT takes advantage of Skitz and TRIES to drop kick her from behind.. but since Skitz has eyes in the back of her head, she ducks under it and slashes AT across the chest!*
AT: X_X!
Ralph: AT gets caught with a vicious slash!
*At turns around and rubs her chest that’s starting to bleed! Skitz attacks her from behind, but AT catches her with a MULE kick!*
Skitz: X_X!
Bob: how did she see that attack coming!
Ralph: I dunno!
*AT turns around and slices Skitz lightly across the stomach to back her away!*
AT: >:|!
Skitz: ~_~ ouch! that hurt!!!!!
*it doesn’t really matter because AT keeps coming! She attempts to run her through, but Skitz uses her sword to
redirect the attack.. leaving AT’s already injured chest open for an Elbow! She almost drops the sword from the
pain!*
AT: >_<
*AT falls forward with the help of an Elbow to the back of her head! She stumbles to the floor as the ref goes over
to check on her!*
Ralph: damn.. it’s over!
Bob: Don’t count AT out yet!
*The ref asks AT if she can continue.. and she tweaks his nose!*
Ref: >_<
Bob: LOL!
Ralph: AWWW!!
Skitz: >:|!!!!!!! ~_~
*She pulls herself back up.. even though she’s bleeing through her fukko! Skitz knees her in the chest again!*
AT: X_X!!!!!
*Adrienne almost goes through the ropes, and coughs up a little blood!*
Ralph: NO!
Bob: :( I think the ref should stop the match!
*As Skitz closes in on At.. she turns around and swings wildly.. getting a PEICE of her happy face!!*
Skitz: O_O..........>:|! >:|!!!!
*AT thrusts forward many times like she’s trying to make a Skitz shishkabob!*
Ralph: whoa!
*She flips backwards and lands on the top rope! AT hits the ropes and Skitz loses her balance.. crotching the top
turnbuckle!*
Skitz: X_X!!!!!
Bob: oh man!!
Ralph: Skitz is still teetering on the top rope!! What’s AT gonna do?!
*AT kicks her off of the top rope and she hits the apron, somehow she still manages to get up!*
Skitz: >:|! ^_^ :( @_@..............................
*But it’s not over.. AT runs her through with the sword going right through Skitz’s side!! blood shoots up and hits
AT in the damn face!!*
AT: >_<
Skitz: X_X!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Skitz flips off of the apron and lands through the table!!! Everyone looks down to see if she’s even moving! The
ref goes over and checks on her.. but nothing! He calls for the bell!!*
Crowd: O_O........!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
!!DING DING DING!!
AT: O.O!!!
Announcer: The winner of this match.. and NEW Swords uhh.. woman champion!!! Adrienne!!
AT: ^_____^!!!!!!!!!!!!
*At jumps all over the ref and tweaks his nose before he could even give her the belt! She grabs it then runs up the ramp!*
Winner: AT
Bob: Well! Two title matches and we’ve already have two new champions!
Ralph: That’s right! It’s about time AT got a title.. now if she can hold on to it is another story :|