*The scene opens up with Miko Mido standing in the ring with the Fugly Duo.. It’s the scene that sparked the return of the greatest fued in UCTF history that’s being replayed!*
Miko: >=|!!!! ........Alright, I'll admit it. You two are good, DAMN good. Untouchable. ALMOST. Cause if I remember correctly, you two were teamed up once before....and got your asses HANDED TO YOU....Do you remember why? And by WHO?
*Rott and Dayvid slowly look toward each other.. then back at Miko!*
Miko: oh.. You don't? LET ME REFRESH YOUR MEMORY! Because after some pleading with the Boss, I GOT THEM BACK, for ONE time only! Let me introduce you to your opponents next sunday for the UCTF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLES.
*Sano and Seph Rend come storming down to the ring! As the replay goes on.. The theme song to Cyberslam 2K1 begins playing in the background... Yellow Monkey’s “BURN” The same commercial that played immediately after the Friday Fury is once again shown on the screen....*
Akaku moeru kodoku na michi wo
Dare no mono demo nai kami wo nabikase
A profiled pic of Rott appears on one-fourth of the screen!
Michi no saki ni wa shinkirou
Ano hi wo koroshitakute tojita pandora
Now a glowering shot of Dayvid appears next to that!
Kanshi kimochi nai wake janai
Toi mukashi ni nakushite kita no
Then a pic of Sano hits the scene, usual fish skeleton included!
Kagirinai yorokobi wa haruka toku
Mae ni susumu dake de sei ipai
Yawarakana omoide wa
Asoko ni shimate
BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN
Finally a pic of Seph fills the final fourth of the Jumbotron! The shots dissolve away as the music slows down to the backbeat! In its place, highlights from the Friday Fury about a year ago are shown, the one where these fighters made their respective, explosive debuts! Rott getting his first taste of the Futae no Kiwami, Dayvid Fire Thunder Driving Seph right through a table!
Yoru wa usubeniro no yume wo mite
Asa wa kibou no buraindo akeru koto naku
Semete karada dake wa kirei ni
Kawaii kawaii samishiku wa nai !
The next shots start centering on the specific feuds between them. The music slowly picks up, almost unnoticeable as scenes from Seph vs Dayvid 2 and 3 start flashing on the Jumbotron! From the amazing Hurricanrana reversal of the Fire Thunder Driver to the DD DDT counter of the Arc Chasm, a lot of bone-breaking moments are relived!
Natsu no umi toka fuyu no machi toka
Omoide dake ga seikantai
Nazeka konya wa nemuta hazu no tamashii ga moeru
Hold me hold me HOLD ME.. HOLD MEE!
Then it's on with Rott against Sano! The brutal fighters lay the smack down on each other as previous confrontations are shown once more! From the Futae no Kiwami heard 'round the world to Rott blasting Sano during the climactic Anime City Bridge showdown, the two men's greatest fights with each other are depicted! The music starts getting even louder, pace matching timing as andrenaline flows!
Tobenai tori wa torinokosarete
Mune ya senaka wa otona dakeredo
Kagiri nai yorokobi wa haruka tooku
Hito ni hanasu dake de sei ipai
Yawarakana omoide wa
Kokoro ni shimate
This culminates with the next shot, showing the impromptu tag teams of Seph/Rott and Sano/Dayvid! As that chaotic, whirl-wind battle starts, the music hits full blast!!
*BURN BURN BURN!*
Fire Thunder Driver!!
*BURN BURN BURN!*
Arc Chasm!!
*BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN!*
Futae no Kiwami!!
*Guitar Solo!*
Flaming Fist!!
*BURN BURN*
As the song continues, it shows the dramatic switching of partners in the middle of the fight, with the lines being drawn between Seph/Sano and Rott/Dayvid! The Jumbotron blanks out at that point, a new image now slowly reforming in its place..the song hits the low, slow point..
*Burn Burn.............*
That of the two teams facing off at last Friday Fury, staring holes into one another and breathing heavily as the raw tension is ready to explode..The music is stopped by now, total silence domineering until a single commentator's voice caps off the music video..
Bob: As a wise man once said..business is about to pick up!!
*The screen fades out into blackness..*
Announcer: and now.. Ulitmate Crossover Tournament Fighting Presents.. Cyberslam 2K1
*The scene comes back in to a filled arena! Fireworks and Pyrotechs explode all over the place! The camera’s pan around, trying to get a shot in of EVERY screaming fan in attendance! The scene switches over to Bob and Ralph who are in their booth!*
Bob: WELCOME EVERYONE TO CYBERSLAM 2K1! 6 TITLE MATCHES, ONE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH TO THE GRAND TITLE, AND A MATCH THAT WILL DECIDE THE OWNERSHIP OF THE UCTF!
Ralph: not to mention the match that will seperate the REAL commentators to the INTERNS!
Bob Tonight is the DOUBLE main event! Miko Mido will attempt to take down another FORMER Grand Champion, Jin Saotome, who’s been on a tear ever since he returned to the UCTF some months ago!
Ralph: and then... All bets will be off, when a 30 foot tall STEEL cage is lowered around the ring, and we put four of the most HATED rivals inside of it!
Bob: That’s right! It’s Seph Rend and Sanosuke vs. The Fugly Duo, It’s for the Tag Team Titles, it’s going to be one HELL of an event tonight! I’m being told that our FIRST match is starting up! The Swordmaster Title is ON the line!
Melvic Lillith vs Zvi of G
Swordmaster Title Match
*"F*ck you Up" is keyed up, and the crowd gives a nice pop for Melvic Lillith, who's making his first appearance since getting his ass whupped by the Fugly Duo!*
Bob: Melvic not in very good shape tonight!
Ralph: Sheez, he even has a cast on his right arm!
*Melvic slowly gets into the ring, nursing his arm, as "Bloody Tears" starts up, and the HUGE man, Zvi of G makes his way down to the ring to a tirade of boos!*
Zvi: >=|...
*He reaches up and climbs over the ropes, as the bell rings!*
*DING, DING, DING!*
*Melvic reaches back, and draws out his sword! Zvi doesn't move an INCH.*
Zvi: =|...
Melvic: >=|!!
*The sword then bursts into flames, but Zvi doesn't even FLINCH!*
Zvi: =|... >=)!!
*Zvi then takes out his own sword, which is HUGE! It makes Melvic's look like a effin' BUTTER KNIFE!*
Melvic: O_O!
*Zvi swings the sword at him, and Melvic jumps back, dodging the wild swings! He gets up his blade, blocking some of Zvi's swings, but he's still being pushed back! Melvic starts climbing up the top turnbuckle, since he has NO where else to go! He kicks back, knocking away Zvi for the moment, and then gets into postition! Zvi looks up just in time to see Melvic launching off the top rope at him, but Zvi grabs Melvic out of mid air, and tosses him across the ring, and OVER the ropes! Melvic goes crashing to the floor!*
Crowd: OHHH!!!!
Bob: And a bad start here for Melvic Lilith!
Ralph: Sheez, if this keeps up, he'll need a cast on BOTH arms!
Bob: And probably his whole body!
*Melvic starts getting up slowly, but Zvi's right on top of him! Zvi swings his sword wildly at Melvic, who parries it, but the blow is so hard, it sends Melvic stumbling up the ramp! Zvi follows after him, jabbing his sword at Melvic, trying to impale him!*
Bob: This match isn't fair! Melvic's about two feet shorter then Zvi, and he's INJURED at that!
Ralph: Heh.. well, I guess Zvi'll have to get the swordmaster belt re-sized to fit him!
*Melvic, deciding that his two-foot blade isn't gonna help against Zvi's huge weapon, drops it, and starts going after Zvi with a series of punches and kicks! But, Zvi takes them, and then grabs Melvic's cast, and starts HAMMERING it with his huge fist! Melvic starts SCREAMING out in pain, and Zvi just tosses him up to the stage area!*
Zvi: >=)
*Zvi then GRABS Melvic by the throat!*
Bob: Oh, god, no....
*Zvi then lifts up Melvic easily with ONE HAND, and sends him off the stage with a HUGE chokeslam! Melvic lands on, and goes right THROUGH, a table, and hits SOLID concrete, with a resounding SMACK!*
Crowd: OHHHH!!!!!
Bob: GOOD GOD!! HE HAS TO BE DEAD!!!
Ralph: Holy SHIT!! Did you hear that smack of Melvic hitting the concrete?! Anything left UNBROKEN in his body was just destroyed with that move!
*Zvi only looks over the side, and starts LAUGHING his ass off as the crowd starts booing his ass off!*
Zvi: >=|!!! *FLIPS THE CROWD OFF*
*All of the sudden, a blue ball of energy shoots down at Zvi! Zvi sees it and jumps out of the way, but the fireball lands IN the stage, setting off the pyro underneath!*
*BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!*
Bob: O_O!!
Ralph: O_O!!!
Crowd: O_O!!!!
Melvic: x_x....
*Zvi is RIGHT in the middle of the pyro! His body is THROWN off the stage from the explosion, and he lands RIGHT next to Melvic, this time, there's NO table to break the fall!*
Bob: OH, MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THERE?!
*Melvic gathers up his last bit of strength, and puts an arm over Zvi!*
1.....2......3!!!!
*DING, DING, DING!!!*
Bob: AMAZING!!! NEW SWORDSMASTER CHAMPION!!!!
Ralph: Amazing is RIGHT! Melvic BARELY got in an offensive move!! What the hell HAPPENED?!
Bob: Wait! Look up there!!
*The camera cuts to the top of the titantron, as none other than MEGAMAN X is standing there, smirking!*
X: >=) *teleports out*
WINNER and NEW Swordsmaster Champion: Melvic Lilith
Bob: Megaman X just cost Zvi the title!!
Ralph: Whenever Zvi wakes up and finds out how he was just screwed out of the swordmaster belt, he's gonna be PISSED!
Dre Alexander vs Andre Tau
Dustmaster Chamionship Match
*"Push it" starts up, as the crowd gives a moderate reaction to the newcomer, Andre Tau!*
Bob: And here comes Andre Tau, in only his second match getting a shot at a belt!
Ralph: Yeah, the belt that Bosatsu NEVER lost, and held for over a year!
*He rolls into the ring, posing on the turnbuckles for the fans, as "Dust Man" starts up, and from behind the curtain comes a large green hummer, driven by Leona!*
Crowd: *POPS*
Bob: Heh, I guess the people love the Hummer..
Ralph: or Leona's PACKAGES! H_H!!!
Bob: ~_~...
*Leona drives the hummer down to the ring, and Dre pops out of the back, and jumps into the ring, and right in Andre's face!*
*DING, DING, DING*
*Andre wastes no time, and charges at Dre with a shoulder block, but Dre dodges, and whips him into the ropes. Andre runs back, ducks under a roundhouse kick from Dre, and then knocks down Dre with a dropkick! Dre gets up quickly, but is knocked right back down by a vicious clothesline from Andre! Dre rolls out of the ring to regroup, but Andre runs up the ropes, and launches himself into him with a HUGE moonsault!*
Bob: Damn! Andre's going all out here!
Ralph: Well, wouldn't YOU too if it was your second match, and you had a title shot?
*Both Andre and Dre are slow to get up, but Andre gets up first, and shoves Dre into the ring post! Dre's head BOUNCES off it, and Dre goes down to the ground hard! Andre then gets up, and closes his eyes. Suddenly, his left arm is engulfed in flames!*
Ralph: O_O! WTF is this!?
Bob: Andre's "ignite" technique! It allows him to ignite any part of his body in flame for a short time!
*Dre gets up, and is IMMEDIETLY send dodging by Andre's (literally) flaming fist! Andre continues swinging, until the flame dies out! Dre sees the opportunity, and punches Andre in the face with both fists! He then tosses Andre back into the ring, and follows him in. Andre stomps Dre as he slides in, and pulls him up off the ground! He goes to kick Dre in the chest, but he catches it!*
Dre: >=)
Andre: >=)
Dre: o_O?
*Just then, Andre's OTHER leg ingnites, and he NAILS Dre with a flaming Eniziguri! Dre hits the mat, holding his scorched head! Andre then bounces off the ropes, and hits Dre with a flaming legdrop right before the fire goes out!*
Ralph: o_o... I wonder what would happen if Andre was in an inferno match-
Bob: DON'T go there.
*Dre is slow to get up, but before he does, he sweeps out Andre's legs from under him! He then shoots Andre into the corner, Dre gets a running start, and hits him with a running clothesline! Andre falls to the mat, as Dre calls out to Leona! Leona rummages around in the back, and tosses Dre a 2x4! Dre waits for Andre to get up, and then LEVELS him with the board!*
Andre: X_X!!
*Dre picks up Andre, and then NAILS him across the gut with the board again! Andre doubles over, and Dre then nails him with a knee lift! Dropping the wood, Dre then jumps up to the top rope! Andre is still out on the mat, as Dre launches off, and nails Andre with a frog splash, which covers!*
1....2....*kickout*
*Andre barely kicks out, and Dre picks him up by the head, and slams it into the turnbuckle! He then grabs Andre, and climbs up the ropes, and sets him up for a spinning DDT! But, Andre counters, superplexing Dre off the top rope!*
Bob: NICE counter by Andre!
Ralph: Heh, maybe now he can do something useful and set DRE on fire!
*Andre picks up Dre, and whips him towards the ropes, and towards the hummer! Andre follows Dre, and as soon as Dre hits the ropes, Andre clotheslines him over the top rope, and onto the hood of the hummer! Leona climbs out to try and help Dre up, but she sees Andre running towards them! She yanks Dre out of the way, just as Andre lauches off with a suicide dive! He lands on the hood of the hummer, his feet crashing through the windshield of the vehicle!*
Crowd: OOOHHHH!!!!!
*Andre writhes in pain on the hood, as Dre climbs up along with Leona! Dre sets up Andre, as Leona gets into position for an assisted powerbomb! But, Andre manages to lift Andre over his head, sending him into Leona! The two fall back, over the rope, and into the ring!! Andre then ignites both of his feet, and jumps onto the top rope again! As Dre and Leona get up, Andre launches off, driving both feet into Dre and Leona's faces! Both are knocked ASS out!*
Bob: Oh, my god!!
*Andre covers!*
1.....2.....3!!!
*DING, DING, DING!!!*
Bob: AMAZING! NEW DUSTMASTER CHAMPION!!! o_o.. wow, how long's it been since I said it for THAT belt?
*Andre rolls out of the ring, exhausted, as "Push It" starts up again*
WINNER and NEW Dustmaster Champion: Andre Tau
*The scene focuses on the stage area... ”Devil Without a Cause” begins blasting, getting a huge pop from the Pokemon Lovers in the building.. The Neo-Saiyan, Covetous appears on stage with a devilish smile on his face.*
Covetous: >:| I wish they’d freaking stop cheering.
Anime Championship Title Match
Piccolo vs. Covetous
*Ignoring the face pop.. Covetous steps into the ring and awaits what will probably be his strongest opponent he’s ever had to face! ....Piccolo! In the back.. the camera’s show the namek walking towards the entrance way, when he’s stopped...*
???: Hey, Spinach Boy!
Piccolo: ?
!!BLOOOOOOOOOOM!!
*A blast rips right throuh the namek’s body so big, the camera can actually see the wall BEHIND Piccolo without switching angles! Mr. Green falls on what used to be his back.. then a pair of metal boots walks right past him! In the arena... “Last Resort” Begins playing!*
MMX: >:].........
Ralph: oh shit! X did that to Piccolo?!
Bob: Looks like he wants Covetous for himself! Can he do that?!
Ralph: are you going to stop him?
Bob: not I.....
Covetous vs. Mega Man X
Bob: Well, I guess the change IS official!
Ralph: o_o Where’d those words come from?
*Megaman steps into the ring, and lifts his plasma cannon! Covetous prepares himself, and dodges a powerful Ki blast, that finds it’s way traveling through the crowd! It crashes into now empty seats, reducing them all to dust! Covetous one patterns behind the reploid and attempts to take his head off with a kick, which is blocked with X’s space-metal arm!*
Bob: It looks pretty even from here!
Ralph: Heh, Covetous hasn’t even gone saiyan style on his as yet!
*Waisting no time, Mega splits into 5 versions of himself and attacks Covetous head on!*
Covetous: >:|!
*Proving his saiyan heritage, Covetous takes all six Megamen on at once, and holds them all off! Finally.. the reploids hault their attack, and surround the saiyan in the middle of the ring! They’ll all scream while releasing SIX ultimate hadoukens at ONE time! Covetous can’t move in time, and is blasted by every sparkle of energy!!*
Crowd: OOOOH!!
Ralph: Wow! Megaman is taking it right to him!
Bob: I’ve never seen him use THIS attack in this fashion!
Covetous: .............HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*He gathers all of his ki and releases it! It takes form as a shield, knocking back all six Hadoukens back to their respective owners! The clones are destroyed, leaving the real Megaman standing..*
Megaman: hmph....
Ralph: great escape by Covetous!
MMX: Heh.. you know what? I’ve grown bored with you.
*His plasma cannon powers down.. then the repliod slowly turns around.. and simply leaves the ring! The ref and Covetous look at each other..*
Covetous: O_o?
Ref: o_o *shrugs* RING THE BELL!
Ralph: What the hell was THAT about?
Bob: it was about AMAZING! NEW ANIME CHAMPION!
Ralph: ¬_¬
Bob: Megaman X made his presence known not one, but two times tonight!
Ralph: He’s going to have some hell to pay when Piccolo wakes up.
Bob: And when Zvi wakes up too.
Winner and NEW Anime Champion: Covetous
*All of the sudden, all the lights go out in the arena, and everything is bathed in orange light!*
Bob: Oh, geez...
Ralph: I guess the WWF invasion isn't limited to Vince and Stephaine tonight...=\
*Tazz's music starts up, as the thug from the Red Hook District of Brooklyn NY makes his way down to the ring, decked out in his orange sunglasses, and black "13" shirt*
Bob: Folks, you remember back two weeks ago on Friday Fury, Tazz ran out during an interview BB was doing about her BITCH tournament, and SAVED her from an ass beating by Godzilla!
Ralph: LOL! Right! Like Godzilla could DO an ass beating!
Bob: =\.. anyway, he ran out, and SUPPOSEDLY was helping her, but then he brutally assaulted her right after!
Ralph: Maybe NOW he'll tell us why!
*Tazz climbs into the ring, and grabs a mic*
Tazz: You know, sometimes I wonder, is the world out to get the LITTLE guy? Why is it, that when someone finds something that TRULY defines them, someone ELSE goes off and copies it!?
Bob: What's he talking about??
Tazz: Well, allow me to let you people in on a secret. I came from the streets. The MEAN streets of Brooklyn New York. Everyone who I could CONCEVEBLY call my friend was either DEAD, in jail, or BOTH. I worked my ass off day after day, year after year, to get where I am today!
Ralph: =\... well, that's all good and fine...
Tazz: But now I understand that some little pussy-ass 14-year old GIRL is ripping off my STYLE?! My style of promos, my entrance to the ring, MY thug attitude!? I don't take too kindly to that!! I've worked WAY too hard to have some punk-ass girl take what I strove to achieve!!
*The crowd starts booing him and throwing trash in the ring! The boos then turn to wild cheers as "Living Dead Girl" is keyed up, and BB Hood comes out from behind the curtain, wearing an official red leather BB Hood jacket, and carrying her puppy, Chuckles, with her!*
BB: >=|!!!
Crowd: *POPS!!!*
Bob: And here comes BB!!
Ralph: Whoo, boy... does she know what she's getting into!?
*She makes her way down to the ring, climbs in, sets down Chuckles, and grabs a mic of her own!*
BB: If you please, Mr. Tazz, we REALLY don't need any more people like you in the UCTF.
Bob: MR. Tazz!?
Ralph: LOL! GOTTA love the sarcastic respect.
BB: Aside from Triple H, Vinny-Mac, and *snickers* Kurt Angle...
Crowd: *boos at Kurt's name*
BB: We've just about had our fill of WWF people around here. Besides, I don't think you'd have a place around here anyway. I mean, the position of a orange midget commentator has already been filled, and that's by JEICE!
*backstage*
Jeice: WHAT!?!? I'LL FUCKIN KILL HER-
Tina: CALM DOWN, JEICE! She meant it as a compliment!
*back in the ring*
BB: So, if you haven't figured it out yet...
*she gets in his damn FACE!*
BB: YOU'RE NOT WANTED AROUND HERE.
*The crowd goes WILD as BB backs off, and Tazz brings the mic up to his lips!*
Tazz: Funny you should say that... because I have three "friends," let's say, who think that I seem to have a place around here...
*He points to the stage, and BB nearly SHITS her pants, as coming down the ramp are Jojo, Godzilla, and Kaine!*
Bob: Oh, no!
Ralph: Ooohhh, man! The three TSM victims!! They most likely are NOT happy with BB right now!
*The three of them get into the ring, and stare down BB!*
Jojo: >=|
Godzilla: >=|
Kaine: >=|
BB: Uhh... ^^;;; now guys, let's not be too-
*TWACK!!!*
*They cut her off in mid sentance, as Kaine CLOBBERS her with a right hook! All three pounce on her, and start beating her ass as the crowd goes effin' NUTS!*
Bob: SOMEONE PUT A STOP TO THIS!!
*The three then hold down BB, and Tazz comes over and slaps her across the face! He then grabs Chuckles!*
BB: >_O
Tazz: You like this puppy so much?! HUH!?!?
*He then grabs the dog by the head, and is about to snap his damn neck!*
Bob: I CAN'T LOOK!
Ralph: PETA's gonna be ALL OVER our asses!
*Just then, "METAL" starts up, and everybody in the arena goes fucking NUTS as KURT ANGLE comes running down!*
Bob: WHAT THE HELL!?!?
Ralph: I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!!!!
*Apparently, so did everybody else in the arena!! Tazz is dumbfounded, and drops Chuckles! Kurt runs into the ring, and NAILS Tazz with the olympic slam! The three TSM victims charge at Kurt, but they all get an olympic slam for their troubles!*
Bob: X_X!! KURT JUST BEAT FOUR GUYS IN A ROW!!
Ralph: WRONG!! ONE guy and THREE jobbers!!
*He then turns to BB!*
BB: O_O...
Bob: He's gonna slam HER now!!!
*But then, something TERRIBLE happens...*
Kurt: >=|...=|... ^_^!!!!
*Kurt then lifts up BB....*
.....
*AND PLANTS THE HUGEST KISS ON HER LIPS*
Everybody in the arena: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Kurt then lets go of the stunned BB!*
Kurt: Oh, don't worry. You're 24. You're legal. ^_~!
*He lets her drop to her knees, too stunned to get mad! He then starts celebrating on the ramp, as everybody is too stunned to say ANYTHING.*
Bob: ....
Ralph: ....
Bob: Go to the next match.
Ralph: NOW.
Raven Darc vs Tira Misu
Intergalactic Title
*The crowd gives decent pop as Raven's music starts up, but then they EXPLODE as his accompaiment to the ring comes out behind him: Former Anime Champion Fubuki Kai!*
Ralph: HOLY SHIT!!! NINJA HOOTERS!!! H_H!!!!
Bob: ~_~...
*they get down to the ring, just as "Sex On Wheelz" is keyed up, which garters and even HUGER reaction from the crowd, mainly from the males, as Tira Misu makes her way down to the ring, with her sister, Chocolate, in tow! She's carrying her thorn whip in one hand, and the other placed over her IG title around her waist!*
Ralph: S&M MELONS!!! WHOOHOOO!!!!!
*meanwhile, at the University of Anime City...*
Radcliff: See!?!? I TOLD you Shawn'd get our dorm name mentioned on the air!
Stacy: ~_~... Radcliff, I don't think that was intentional...
*Back at the arena, Tira climbs into the ring, takes off her belt, and turns to Darc*
Tira: ^_~!
Darc: =|...
*DING, DING, DING!*
*The instant after the bell sounds, Tira lashes out her whip, and wraps it around Darc's neck! She DRAGS him along the mat to her, and starts stepping on his face!*
Darc: X_X!!!
*Tira then whips him over into the corner, and into a sitting position! But, he doesn't even get up, he just SITS there!*
Darc: -_-...
*Tira, a little confused, just drives her heel into his trachea, and starts choking him with her boot! He just keeps SITTING there, not even BOTHERING to break the hold!*
Bob: Geez, what's up with Raven tonight?
Ralph: LOL! I think he's playing the wrong part!
*On the outside, Fubuki get's VERY pissed, and reaches in, breaking the hold and dragging Darc to the outside!*
Fubuki: Dammit, what's with you?! You're RAVEN, NOT RAVEN!!
Darc: Uhhh... o_O...
Fubuki: *slaps him* Don't gimme that, now take it off.
Darc: Huh?!
Fubuki: >:|! YOUR TRENCHCOAT! TAKE THE DAMN THING OFF!!!
Darc: .... OOHH! YEAH! That's right...
*He whips off the coat, exposing his huge, god-like wings and muscular, demonic build! He then climbs into the ring where a now-trembling Tira is standing!*
Tira: O_O;;;;;
*Darc flies right at her, and NAILS her with a clothesline from hell! He then picks her up, whips her into the ropes, and clobbers her in the face with a spinning heel kick! The kick is so hard, it sends Tira over the top rope, and to the floor!*
Bob: Damn! Darc showing some newfound resolve here!
Ralph: Yeah, but HE'S BRUSING THE GOODS! ;_;!!!
*Tira slowly gets up, but Darc reaches over the top rope, and grabs her by the hair! HE lifts her up to the apron, then TOSSES her haphhazardly over his shoulder, and over the FAR rope, and onto the floor over THERE!*
Crowd: OOOHHH!!!!!!
Bob: Holy SHIT! And by the HAIR at that!!
Tira: X___X!!!!
*Chocolate's seen enough! She hops up onto the ring apron, and starts laying into Raven with a bunch of HARD punches, driving the demon wrestler back! He gets pushed back into the corner, and Chocolate stomps him down into a sitting position!*
Bob: uh-oh!
*She gets a running start, and is going for the bronco buster! But, Raven catches her before she can reach him by wrapping her in a bunch of energy chains shot out of his arm! Chocolate is immobilized in mid-ring, and the chains get tighter around her!*
Chocolate: @_@!!!
Drac: *pulls tighter* >:|!!
Chocolate" *moans* OH, YES, YESSSS!! HURT ME MORE!!!! X__X!!!
*She starts moaning and groaning like she's in an herbal essences commercial! But, Tira spoils her fun, as she comes from behind, and lays out Raven with a chairshot to the back of the head! Darc releases the hold on Chocolate*
Chocolate: But it was just getting good... =(
Tira: We can do that later.
*They then both put him in the Domination submission hold! Tira on the legs, Chocolate working the neck and back!*
Fubuki: Oh HELL no...
*Fubuki's seen enough, and LEAPS up to the top rope, and NAILS both Tira AND Chocolate with a missile dropkick! Chocolate goes flying out of the ring, but Fubuki grabs Tira, and motions to Darc! Darc gets up off the mat, and goes to the far ropes!*
Bob: What are they...
*Fubuki whips Tira into the ropes opposite Raven, and on the way back, LAUNCHES her into the air towards Darc! Darc then springboards off the top rope towards Tira, locks his legs around her head, and brings her down HARD on the mat in a massive hurricanrana!*
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Ralph: What the HELL was that!?
Bob: One hell of a double-team move... o_o...
*Raven then covers up!*
1....2......3!!!
*DING, DING, DING!!!*
Bob: AMAZING!!! NEW INTERGALACTIC CHAMPION!!!
WINNER and NEW IG Champion: Raven Darc
*Raven and Fubuki both leave the Misu sisters laying in the ring, and take the Intergalactic Title right along with them! The scene flips over to Bob and Ralph..*
Bob: Well... it’s TIME
Ralph: >=| Looks like we’re finally going to have to teach that INTERN a lesson. Let’s Go Bob.
Bob: Alright ladies and Gentlemen.. we have to depart.. Your new commentators are going to be the UCTF’s resident journalist, Spider Jerusalem, and the Orange Crusher.. JEICE!
*Bob and Ralph leave their posts! “Serial Thrilla” Starts up next, and out comes Jeice and Spider Jeruslam! Neither are dressed for the occasion.. Jeice wearing his normal white tank top and addidas pants.. and Spider wearing a dress coat with NO shirt on under it.*
The Commentator’s Tag Team Match
Scott Williams and TSM vs. Ralph Gerrard and Bob Hinden
!!SIPPIN ON SOME SIZUUUUURP SIPPIN ON SOME SIP SIP SIPPIN ON SOME SIZUUUUURP!!
*TSM walks out, and behind him is Scott Williams, wearing his “THE BUS” T-shirt with a leather jacket on.. and some shades that makes him look like a rip off of Shane McMahon!*
Spider: and there they are.. two future LEGENDS of the UCTF.
*The crowd explodes with a mixture of heat AND face response as Scott Williams and TSM step into the ring! The camera switches over to TSM who stands there with his arms crossed..*
Spider: I watched him demolish three shit stains at one time. He should be a fan-favorite.
Jeice: He should. He’s contributed to ridding the federation of some of the crappiest fighters we’ve had the pain to watch!
DARE! DARE TO BELIEVE YOU CAN SURVIVE!!!!
YOU HOLD THE FUTURE IN YOUR HANDS
DARE TO KEEP ALL YOUR DREAMS ALIVE....
TIME TO TAKE A STAND
!!YOU CAN WIN IF YOU DARE!!
!!BLOOOOOOOM!!
*No, it’s not the “Greatest Man Walking” It’s no Pink Motorcycle, No Pink Gi, it’s the Originators of the Transformers: The Movie Entrance, Bob Hinden and Ralph Gerrard! Both armed.. Ralph with a Sock of Nickels, and Bob with a sack.. Probably with Doorknobs, The commentators walk down to the ring!*
Spider: DEAD MEN WALKING.. I SAY DEAD MEN WALKING!
Jeice: I don’t know.. I wouldn’t quite count out these two guys.. especially Ralph.. remember who Trained him!
Spider: I think it was an orange midget.
Jeice: >:|!
*The commentator’s step into the ring, and prove to the world just WHY they’re commentators! Scott stands in the corner and watches TSM beat the living HELL out of them Both!*
Scott: >=|................. STOMP HIS ASS!
*TSM stomps Ralph right in his damn ribs!*
Scott: >=| Slap him in his mouth!
*He slaps Bob in the face, knocking his large glasses right off of his face! Ralph rolls over, grabs TSM’s ankle and BITES the hell out of it!*
TSM: >:|!
!!WHAM!!
*Ralph gets kicked right ot the face for all his troubles, Then Bob, who is still being held by the throat, is thrown all the way across the ring!*
Bob: X_X!
Jeice: >:|! Aw man.. Ralph, you can do better than that!
*TSM picks up Bob’s sack of Doorknobs, then wacks the burly commentator on the back of the head!*
Crowd: OOOOH!!!!
Ralph: X_X..
*After TSM leaves both Bob and Ralph laying in defeat.. Scott finally decides it’s time for HIM to take some action! He pushes TSM out of the way, then covers “Mr. Hinden!”*
Ref: 1.........2.........
!!OH BABY BABY!!
Spider: ..... oh please don’t tell me.......
*That’s right.. “Hit Me Baby One More Time” starts up! Out from the back is Britney Spears and miraculously.. the GAY ASIAN DUDE! They’ve been lying in wake for over a year.. just waiting for the day they can get their revenge on TSM!!*
Jeice: BRITNEY SPEARS AND THE GAD?!!?
Spider: Why am I even employed here?
*TSM throws both Bob and Ralph to the ground and ALLOWS both Britney and her gay dancer to get in the ring!*
GAD: TAKE THIS YOU BI--- X_X!!
*GAD runs right into HUGE size 18s of TSM! He hits a 420 backflip, landing on his neck! Britney.. realizing what the HELL she’s just gotten herself into, turns to run away! TSM grabs her by the hair, and tosses her over to Scott!*
Scott: >=| Remember when you didn’t give me your autograph?!
*Then he STICKS his tongue down the teenage sensations throat!*
Crowd: *POPS!!*
*After the passionate, wet faced kiss.. Britney is left staggering in the ring! Scott then winds up, and slaps the disorientated pop queen on the ass, sending her over the top rope!*
Crowd: LOL!!
Scott: >:]
Jeice: LOL! I couldn’t have done it better myself!
Spider: eh.. She’s embarrassed herself worse at the super bowl.
*Scott gloats over himself, then finally turns around to deal with “Mr. Hinden!” As he lifts the downed commentator back to his feet.. he’s suprised by a hard right to the jaw! Williams goes down hard.. and DOESN’T move!*
Jeice: Nice haymaker by Ralph!
*Ralph then opens his hands.. and lets the ten dollars in quarters spill out onto his chest!*
Ralph: >=|.........
*Before Ralph can continue the onslaught... The Jumbotron goes back to just ONE week ago, during a match with Fou-Lu and Leona...*
Bob: Look its leaona…
Ralph: H_H.
Bob: Ralph, oh great..
Ralph: BLOOD RIOT PUPPIES!!!! H_H!!
Bob: You never cease to amaze me you know that..
Ralph: Look, -_- , my face of care…
*Once it replays that... “What is Love” begins playing over the sound system! The MAILMAN comes running down the aisle!*
Jeice: Heh! He broke the bloody agreement!
Spider: oh great.. here comes the homoerotic UCTF Mailman!
*He slides in the ring, and gets kicked in the damn stomach! Ralph lifts his ass upside down and NAILS him with the piledriver from hell! The crowd EXPLODES with cheers!*
Spider: That’s gay bashing at it’s finest!
*Ralph enjoys his moment of bliss for as long as possible.. because from behind, TSM spins him around, and grabs him by the throat!*
Jeice: uh oh.. His fat ass is about to go down!
*Bob tries to make a save by kicking TSM in the balls with glass shattering force! .... the EX-Con doesn’t budge ONE bit! In a rage, he grabs Bob by the throat as well!*
Spider: That idiot must have iron balls.. or no ball at all. >:|
*He lifts them both over his head, and almost drills them both THROUGH the damn mat! They land in a heap in positions that make everyone believe their backs are broken! Scott manages to get back into the ring, and points at Bob..*
Bob: X_X
Scott: PUT HIM IN THE CORNER! >:|
TSM: >:].......
Jeice: oh GOD no! It’s salad tossing time!
Spider: -_- What a fuckin’ disgrace!
*TSM drags Bob into the corner... setting him up for the “STINK FACE”! Scott gets behind him and starts screaming in his ear!*
Scott: >:]!! PUT HIS WHOLE HEAD IN THERE!!
Ralph: @_@......
*TSM approaches his prey with a demonic smile on his face! ....From the opposite side of the ring.. Ralph awakens one last time! Out of desperation, he rams himself into Scott, who then flies into TSM with extreme force! The ex-con turns around.. looks at Ralph who’s on the ground Unconscious, then back at Scott!*
Scott: o_o..
TSM: .... >:|!!!!!!!
Scott: O_O!!!
Jeice: oh shit... does he think..?
*He grabs Scott by the throat, then chokeslams HIS ass!*
Crowd: *POPS!!*
*He UNLOADS on scott with kicks to his midsection, leaving Bob with ONE LAST opportunity! The commentator grabs his sack, then climbs to the top...*
Jeice: Bob’s going up?!
Bob: >:| TSM!
TSM: O_o?
*He turns around, and gets NAILED! The force Rips the bag wide open, covering TSM’s face, and sending Doorknobs to scatter all over the place! He falls like an Oak tree.. with Bob on top!*
Ref: 1.........2........3!!
!!DING DING DING!!
Jeice: HOLY SHIT!
Spider: That punk ass beat TSM?!!?
Jeice: BOB BEAT TSM! IT’S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY! YOU CAN WIN IF YOU DARE!
Bob: X_X!!
*That’s Right! Out of pure LUCK.. Bob and Ralph pick up the Victory! The two commentators.. both covered with blood and sweat, raise each other’s hands in victory to an ENORMOUS reception!*
Winners: Ralph Gerrard and Bob Hinden
Spider: now I’ve REALLY seen everything. :\.
Jeice: Heh.. unbelievable match. I’m being told that we’re going to a commercial while They get stitched and cleaned up.. and we’ll be back with Bob and Ralph. Obviously they’re not ready for the commentating team of Jeice and Spider J. So, FUCK YA’LL. >=|
*Jeice and Spider get up and leave their posts*