Bob: Welcome everyone to CYBERSLAM 99!!!. Our first fight will be againt The Ikari Warriors & Team Rocket.
Ralph: These two will be fighting against each other.
Bob: What do you think of this fight?
Ralph: Bob, the Ikaris are fighting the second-worse tag team in the UCTF... the Ikaris has this wrapped around their little fingers.
Ralph: Well... let's see.
Bob: Here comes Ralf & Clark.
Ralph: The two enter the ring.

(a puff of smoke fills the arena.)

Bob: What's this?
Ralph: My guess is... Team Rocket's entrance.

Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie: JESSIE!
James: JAMES!
Jessie: Team Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth: MEOWTH! That's right!

(DING!)

Jessie: This victory is for our idolizing fans!
James: Listen to how they worship us. We are loved by everyone!

(The crowd is actually booing Team Rocket!)

Jessie: Dodrio... GO!
James: Electrabuzz... GO!

DO... DRIIIIIO! BUZZ! BUZZ!

Bob: Team Rocket unleashes... a dodrio and an electrabuzz!
Ralph: Don't they use Arbok & Weezing?
Bob: I guess even they need a change of pace now and then.
Ralph: Ralf & Clark aren't impressed.
Bob: Clark has a baseball bat handy.
Ralph: Ralf is looking rather sternly at Team Rocket's pokemon.

Jessie: Dodrio... DRILL PECK... NOW!
James: Electrabuzz... USE YOUR BODY SLAM!

Bob: As the dodrio rushes to Clark, Clark bats the Dodrio on top of Jessie.
Ralph: Ralf doesn't look amused at all. He simply kicks the Electrabuzz to James.
Bob: What's that Clark has in his hand?
Ralph: It looks like... a grenade!
Bob: Not good!
Ralph: Clark throws the grenade at Jessie, James & all of their pokemon and...

(BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!)

Jessie & James: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASING OFF AGAIN!!!

Ralph: I guess the Ikaris win this fight.
Bob: Apparently so...

Winner: Ikari Warriors

Bob: Now for our "fire match". It will be against our newcomer, Phoenix, going against Devilman Lady, of the Devil's Advocates.
Ralph: Why is this a fire match?
Bob: Simple. The ring will be surrounded by flames. The one who throws their opponent out of the ring will win this fight.
Ralph: I see.
Bob: Here comes Devilman Lady. She makes a flying entrance, just like Devilman.

(The song, "Her Black Wings" by Danzig is heard as Devilman Lady makes her entrance.)

Bob: Well... we have Devilman Lady.
Ralph: Where is Phoenix?

Phoenix: Fire made flesh... maiden made divine... I AM PHOENIX!!!!!

Bob: Here comes the Phoenix!
Ralph: She too makes a flying entrance.
Bob: Look at that!

Devilman Lady: Whoa... I'm impressed.
Phoenix: You'll soon be burned later Devilman Lady.

(DING!)

Bob: Now the fight begins.
Ralph: Devilman Lady fires a kinetic blast at Phoenix, but Phoenix counters with a fire blast!
Bob: Devilman Lady puts her hand into the flames, and she pulls out a fireball!
Ralph: I didn't she can do that!
Bob: Devilman Lady throws the fireball at Phoenix.
Ralph: Phoenix takes a direct hit, but she is unnaffected by this!
Bob: Phoenix takes to the skies and emits a fire beam at Devilman Lady.
Ralph: Devilman Lady is hit, and she's pushed back a few feet.
Bob: Devilman Lady also take to the skies.
Ralph: Phoenix fires several fire blasts, but Devilman Lady dodges in time.
Bob: Devilman Lady finally lands several punches at the Phoenix.
Ralph: Phoenix counterattacks with more of her fires.
Bob: But her fires are unnaffectived on Devilman Lady.
Ralph: Devilman Lady fires one powerful kinetic blast at Phoenix.
Bob: Phoenix takes the full force and passes out.
Ralph: She falls outside of the ring.
Bob: Devilman Lady flies back inside of the ring.
Ralph: This means that Devilman Lady wins this match.
Bob: Very impressive.

(The flames are put out by the pyrotechnics crew.)

Winner: Devilman Lady

Bob: Okay, our next fight will be between Carbunkle & Defcon of the Shotori Samurai. This fight will be decided on Carbunkle's Dustmaster title.
Ralph: You mean the one that was given to her by Mourl?
Bob: The one and only.
Ralph: Well... I think Defcon has an edge on this one.
Bob: Why is that?
Ralph: Since her last fight, Carbunkle has not been seen or heard. She might be laxxing, and it can cost her the match.
Bob: Well... we'll see.
Ralph: Well.. here comes Defcon.
Bob: If I'm not mistaken, this is Defcon's first fight.
Ralph: It's an awfully big step for him to fight a title holder on his first fight.
Bob: True...
Ralph: Hey... here comes Hystalin!

Defcon: Hey, were's Carbunkle?
Hystalin: Give me a sec... Hear me Carbunkle, Bearer of the Ruby Light, answer my summons and come forth... NOW!!!!!!!!!

(Carbunkle appears.)

Carbunkle: Youc called?
Hystalin: Yes... have a fight tonight.
Carbunkle: Okay. Thanks for summoning me.
Hystalin: No problem.

(Hystalin leaves.)

Bob: Now that Carbunkle & Defcon are now both in the ring, we can begin the fight!

(DING!)

Ralph: Defcon starts off by running toward the little esper.
Bob: Carbunkle doesn't look afaid.
Ralph: What is this... David & Goliath?
Bob: As Defcon is just a few inches from Carbunkle, Carbunkle puts up the Ruby Shield.
Ralph: Defcon is stopped in his tracks!
Bob: Defcon tries punching through Carbunkle's Ruby Shield, but he cannot get through!

Carbunkle: Just because I haven't been around recently does not mean I'm weak!

Ralph: Carbunkle fires the Ruby Beam at Defcon!
Bob: Defcon is pushed to the ropes and looks pissed!
Ralph: Carbunkle sees this coming and jumps to the turnbuckle.
Bob: What's that esper planning?
Ralph: I don't know...
Bob: Defcon does the Flame Shot at Carbunkle, but Carbunkle jumps out of the way in time, leaving the Flame Shot to hit the turnbuckle!
Bob: Carbunkle looks like she's going to...
Ralph: Ahhhhhhh... my eyes!
Bob: It's the Ruby Light!

Defcon: Not this time...

Bob: What?!
Ralph: Carbunkle just got sucker punched before Carbunkle unleashed the Ruby Light!
Bob: Carbunkle falls back and is counted out!
Ralph: I don't believe it!
Bob: Defcon wins Carbunkle's title and becomes the newest Dustmaster!
Ralph: Incredible!

Winner: Defcon

Bob: Okay, our next fight will be against Nocti of the Ginyu Force and Ryoko of Badd Company.
Ralph: Currently, Nocti is the reigning Anime Champion.
Bob: Let's see how Ryoko can handle Nocti.

(Ryoko teleports into the ring.)

Ryoko: Where's Nocti? I wanna win that title of hers as soon as I can.

Ralph: Here comes Nocti... escorted by Vegita.
Bob: Nocti now enters the ring.
Ralph: She looks pumped up tonight.
Bob: I'm not surprised.

(DING!)

Bob: Nocti fires a lightning spell at Ryoko...
Ralph: But Ryoko disappears!
Bob: Where did she go?

Nocti: Ryoko, where are you?

Bob: Ryoko reappears and fires a lightning spell.
Ralph: Nocti sees it coming and counters with a "Magic Wall" spell.
Bob: The spell is reflected and bounces back to Ryoko.
Ralph: Ryoko teleports just in time.
Bob: Nocti looks like she's feeling her opponent out...
Ralph: Nocti fires a paralysis spell in what looks like in air.
Bob: But Ryoko is in its path!
Ralph: Ryoko is stopped in her tracks!
Bob: Nocti is smiling.

Nocti: It looks like I got ya Ryoko.
Ryoko: How did you find me?
Nocti: That's my little secret!

Bob: Now Nocti is walking close to Ryoko and starts physically beating the crap at Ryoko!
Ralph: Ryoko cannot move, and she's completely defenseless!
Bob: Nocti throws a plethora of kicks and punches... puts Ryoko in a body slam, a back drop an a back flip!
Ralph: Nocti picks up the paralyzed Ryoko and throws her to the air!

Nocti: Now to end thsi fight... DARK BLIZZARD!!!!!!!

Bob: Whoa! Nocti just chanted the Dark Blizzard spell on Ryoko!
Ralph: Ryoko is frozen solid, but Ryoko busts out!
Bob: Ryoko & Nocti then counters with magic blasts of their own!
Ralph: Both blasts hit Nocti & Ryoko at the same time...
Bob: Damn! They K.O.ed each other!
Ralph: This fight ends in a draw!
Bob: Incredible! This is indeed a surprise!

Winner: Draw

Devilman: Now I have one last fight, and it's all over.
???: Oh Devilman?
Devilman: What is it?

(A total stranger walks in and beats the crap out of Devilman in the preparation chamber. The perpetrator leaves the room, leaving Devilman battered and slightly bruised.)

Dark Knight Proto: They will know my name...
Devilman: Damn you... you'll be hearing from me later...

(Devilman gets up and slightly limps his way to the ring...)

Bob: Now for the next fight of the evening... Devilman, manager of the Devil's Advocates will be fighting Ranma Saotome, manager of the Rumic Fighters. This fight is for Devilman's Interplanetary Champion belt. Ralph: Devilman has fought and won over many different battles, dating almost to the beginning of the UCTF. Bob: After Devilman won the belt, no one has been able to remove the belt from him. And speak of the devil, Devilman is making his way to the ring now, and is absorbed in a mass of cheers.
Ralph: Wait... why is Devilman walking in with a slight limp?
Bob: Beats me...

(Devilman enters the ring)

Ralph: And Devilman has entered the ring, and now here comes he opponent who is challenging for the Interplanetary belt, Ranma Saotome.

(DING!)

Bob: And there’s the bell! Devilman charges out of his corner and attacks Ranma with a series of punches, and slashes with his claws. Ranma leaps back out of the ring, and trips Devilman with a round-house kick under the ropes!

Ranma: You’re not gonna take me out that easily Devilman! You’re up against the Saotome School of anything goes martial arts! Devilman: You’re dead kid....

Ralph: Devilman leaps up, as Ranma jumps onto the turnbuckle and over his head. Devilman shoots a laser from his antennae but just misses! Saotome lands on the opposite turnbuckle, and Devilman flies in the air towards him!

Ranma: HA! Mid-air combat is a specialty of mine!

Bob: And now Ranma leaps at Devilman again and they begin to fight in out hovering over the center of the ring! Ralph: Devilman with a strong series of kicks and punches seems unable to compete with the awesome speed of Ranma Saotome. Ranma landing numerous kicks to the head, and mid-section if Devilman sends him to the canvas HARD, and comes down on him with a punch the chest! Devilman is hurt! But he grabs Ranma and throws him over to the ropes from the ground!
Ralph: And it’s Devilman now, arising and lunging towards Ranma! Devilman about to grab Ranma Saotome and wrestle him to the ground is flipped backward over the ropes and onto the cement floor, followed by Ranma himself flipping over the ropes and following through with a kick to the shoulder of Devilman!
Bob: This fight is all Ranma right now, as he grabs Devilman and throws him over to the steel gate! Ranma attacks Devilman repeatedly with lightning fast punches and elbows! Devilman attempts to block but is able to do so very little as he is getting pummeled by his smaller opponent!
Ralph: But Devilman responds with a devastating knee to the stomach, which sends Ranma all the way back to the ring! Devilman now charges at Ranma and attacks with several sweeping motions from his claws tearing the shirt, and making several cuts on the skin or Ranma! Devilman coming back now with his own flurry of punches to the face of Ranma!

Devilman: You really didn’t think that you were going to win did you?
Ranma: I did, and I still do! With the... CHESTNUT FIST!!!!!

Ralph: And Ranma ducks under one of the punches from Devilman, pushes him to the side of the ring, and executes the chestnut fist which sends Devilman under the ropes and back into the ring! Devilman is in trouble here! But Ranma is bloodied, and hurt pretty bad from the last attack.
Bob: But wait! Someone is coming down the isle to the ring!
Ralph: It’s Violence Jack!!!
Bob: What’s this!? Jack has probably the most important fight in his career coming up tonight why would he worry about this match!?
Ralph: You got me there Bob..

Ranma: What in the hell are you doing here!?
Jack: I’m here to see that a few things are set in place.... First of which is sending a little message!
Ranma: And what message is that!?
Jack: why, the ultimate massage of course... DIE!!!!!
Ranma: Huh?

Bob: Oh my God! And Violence Jack attacks Ranma Saotome! Jack punches at Ranma but Ranma flips back and onto the top rope of the ring. Jack leaps up towards Ranma and takes a BIG punch in the face which doesn’t even seem to faze him!
Ralph: Violence Jack still in the air grabs Ranma around the waste, and comes down head first smashing Ranma’s head between his chest and the canvas!!!
Bob: Now that HAD to hurt!!
Ralph: Ranma is out cold!
Bob: And Jack picks Ranma up once again and hurls him into the crowd! Several boos can be heard now, as Devilman gets back up and flies into the ring!
Ralph: Now normally Devilman lose by disqualification due to an interference of that proportion, but since this is a no DQ match anything goes, and it ain’t over until one man is standing!
Bob: That’s right Ralph! And it looks like Devilman is signaling for a mic.

(A microphone is rolled into the ring, and Devilman picks it up and speaks)

Devilman: Thanks Jack, good to see you here. Now, everyone, forgive me for my less than perfect performance tonight, but I have had a few things on my mind, namely my stable.... Stable mates, Devils Advocates..... F@CK YOU!!! I have carried you pieces of shit ever since days of the Underdark. The good ol days when we had more then one fighter, ME, who was worth a damn! Back when Spawn was able to fight his way out of a wet paper bag, back when Erlos was in charge! I am ranked #1, have by far the most wins, and am backed up by a bunch of pussies! Thankfully we picked up Violence Jack, the biggest bad ass in the entire UCTF, probably our smartest move ever. So Advocates, You just lost your diamond in the rock. I’m outta here, and off to something bigger and better. Now Jack.... I believe that you have something that you would like to say.

(Violence Jack takes the mic from Devilman)

Violence Jack: That’s right, thanks Devilman. NOW, folks I have some pressing business with a few of my very close associates, and I will be unable to hang around here as much as I would like to and beat the living sh!t out of some of you little punks. But bigger and better things are at hand, and if you think that I’m gonna be gone then you got another thing coming. Fighting is fun, and usually profitable, but now it’s becoming a business thing, beyond fun, and beyond the outcome of just one man getting hurt or killed.... That’s right, I am needed on the outside. To help see to the restructuring of the word... Heh... And subsequently, the UCTF. So don’t rest too easy thinking that I’m gone, I’ll be here more then you will ever wish that I was.

(Devilman takes back the mic)

Devilman: Well Jack, you told em a little more then I would have, BUT It really doesn’t make a difference. You can’t avoid the inevidable, and the UCTF won’t be able to avoid what IT is about undergo.... EVERYONE!!! You’ll all see soon enough... HA. probably sooner then you think.

(Devilman tosses the mic out of the ring. Violence Jack goes and gets the Interplanetary belt and hands it to Devilman who puts it on. Both fighters leave the ring to resounding boos, with a few assorted cheers here and there, as medics rush to the aid of Ranma Saotome)

Bob: You know Ralph, I kind of have a sixth sence about these sort of thing, and I have got the feeling that this ain’t too good.
Ralph: Actually Bob, I feel the same way as you do. I’m not sure what this reformation that they’re talking about is. But I do know that Violence Jack doesn’t hold himself to a very high standard of Christian ethics....
Bob: That’s right, but I guess only time will tell. Now, on to our next fight!

Winner: Devilman

Bob: This next match here will be for the newest title added to the UCTF, the International Tag Team Title, which is jsut a step beneath the grand Tag Team Title. Ralph- And here comes Team Ginyu down the isle way now.

(Burter and Jiece step into the ring)

Bob: And now it looks as though Eiji Kisarage is approaching the ring without Jin. I wonder what this is?

Eiji- Everyone! I'm sorry to announce, that Jin isn't feeling good tonight, and won't be able to fight.

(Several boos are heard from the crowd. bothe members of Team Ginyu appear to be ready to fight Eiji Kisaragi alone, when Vira DeMilo rushes in)

Bob: And what's This!? Vira is chaseing Burter around the ring?

(Burter rushes off, being followed by Vira)

Eiji: Well, it looks as though it's jsut the two of us now! Jiece: You got that right...

Bob: And without even waiting for the bell Jiece lunges at Eiji and knocks him to the ropes. Eiji attacks jiece with a barrage of punches and kick! Ralph: Ohhhhh! Eiji Grabs Jiece around the waist and 180s him over the top rope and onto the concrete floor. Kisaragi leaps over the ropes also and begins to pummle the already dazed fighter. Bob: The ref begins to count as both fighters are punching and kicking eachother down the isle way

Ref:1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...

Ralph: And Eiji Kisaragi picks up Jiece, and choke-slams him to the ground! jiece haveing problems getting up now! Bob: I don't know how much more of this he can stand!

Ref: 7, 8, 9, 10!

Bob: And it's a double DQ! This match ends up in a draw!

Winner: Draw

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